0:00 [Music] Welcome back everybody to amazing episode of Le for boys. I don't know why I keep doing that. Um I like it. We're doing a news article again. This one's submitted by uh Bert Swan. Hi Bry's on TRT and her libido's through the roof. I told you it was real. She said she said she'd be getting late night boners like boner attacks like she's 12 again. Yeah, she did. Yeah, it was hard hard clits. She said my little clitty's throbbing. Yep. That's in the article. Press drunken. She's like, "It's like I never had menopause." She said she she doesn't have menopause. Hollywood. Yeah. We're definitely not going to read anything about what's the truth, but we're going to quote everything that we know that she said word for word. She said, "Hey, I might be growing a mustache, but at least I
0:51 know." Yeah. Hey, that's that's a good quote. Yeah. So, do you care about the mustache if I'm sucking your dick? Yeah. You're like, "I mean, maybe a little bit." Damn, dude. I didn't know that. Uh, if a lady takes TRT, they get horny. We should start sneaking some in our ladies. Say, "I found my libido again." Oh, she's sleeping with it. I knew that ████ key word is in there. Libido. Control F. Find control. Stop yelling at me. All right. I'm literally your suggestion. It's in the article. His inner child is coming out, dude. Just let prove a point. Sorry. So, why why was she so unhorny? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the scoop on that? Take ████ testosterone so I could be horny. I think she's at that age, menopause age now. What is she like 65? Oh, I don't know. Don't they say it's supposed to
1:41 help if you uh give ladies that are on menopause you give them testosterone? She's 58. Maybe a lot of close to 65. But a lot of Yeah. chicks think once they hit menopause or whatever, their like hormones drop. And I mean, I guess it's like controversial whether or not you should do um HRT, but she jumped on it and then now she feels way more alive and horny and throbbing lips. You ever see her shooting guns with Keanu, dude? She's legit. She's legit. She's legit for 50. That's crazy. She's really good. Jennifer Lopez, too. What is she like 67? She's probably like 849. She looks good for that. She's reverse agent. Yeah, there's some chicks that know how to do it right, and there's a lot of chicks that do it wrong. Damn. But when you're a celebrity, you could ████ whoever you want. Wouldn't it take way more to get horny again because Oh,
2:31 because you've been through everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's ████ all the A-list men. She's just had the best of the best. So then she's like, "Man, I don't know. Nothing turns me on anymore." Cuz she's been with so many people, right? Like she's had a lot of ex. She makes guys wear like tentacle costumes and ████ Yeah. She makes mistakes. She's like She's like, "Look, dude. I ████ everybody. I need some different ████ Is that a there? Control F pool boy. She's ████ pool boys. Like Jazelle Bunchen's ████ a jiu-jitsu instruct. Like people I think they're trying to pull boys. They're just trying to ████ normal people. Yeah. I want you to pretend to cut my arm off so I can come. Like Ariana Grande is addicted to breaking up marriages. Yeah, that's her thing. So like I think at that level you're like, man, yeah, you just need something interesting probably. I need something to get my jollies off.
3:22 So, Halib Berry admitted she was hesitant about testosterone therapy. Um, she thought, "I'm not trying to grow hair on my chest." Um, so I grew it on my mustache. That's a difference. My libido's back. I have more energy. That's tight. So, is this a ad for us to start taking that because we're that age, dude? I'm extremely curious. Apparently, Brad Pitt was doing that ████ That's why he has his hair the way he does. What's his hair? What's his hair look? You ever see his hairline, dude? Is it all ████ up? It's It's perfect. It's like Bart's hairline. Why not? TRT makes it go away. It depends on the person. Oh, cuz you react to the hormone different. Everyone reacts differently. No, cuz apparently cuz I got a buddy who was his uh trainer person thing or whatever. Like gave him all that ████ And he was saying that Brad Pitt did that up until a certain
4:12 point and then he stopped doing it to get like older guy rolls. Oh, right. Yeah. And he probably does arrive with like the best doctor you can find, too. Yeah. Yeah. Most people that are losing their hairline are probably taking like over the counter testoster. Don't take rhino pills. It really ████ my dick up. Hey, you know, uh, when you tested your test, have you went back and checked again? No. Because it could be so many different factors. You're saying like the time of day, if you if you uh like slept or whatever and all that stuff, too. And it can range by like 100. Yeah. I was like, that's crazy. Not even like 300. It could range by like by a ████ ton. Yeah. Oh, cuz like some people that prep for bodybuilding and all that, I heard it drops like crazy. Yeah. There's a lot of factors. You could range. Like some people get it
5:02 tested, it's like 600, then the next time it's like 300. Prepping for bodybuilding lowers your testosterone. Uh when you're about to get stage ready. Oh. Oh. Because you're all depleted and ████ If you're bulking, ████ no. But if you're like depleting for like months now, yeah, your test is like falling off pot like 150, 170. That's why you're just about to die. Like if your body fat is too high or too low in either extremes, it can ████ it up. Two anything. I guess that makes sense. What's the like what's the advantage to knowing that your tea is high other than walk around more? Yeah. You say to other guys mostly? Like when you get the when you get the result, you see the number. Is it like you get a tatted on your shoulder so everyone knows and then everyone else is low tea compared to you just call them low tea all day. It's cool if you're low tea. That's a cool low.
5:52 That's fine. And that's fine. What are you now able to do with that? Like it's one of those things where like arguments. It's one of those things where you if you apply it great but if not then it's useless. So it's like me going like it's like like you you no pull out game like race monster trucks. Hey, I'll have a my Q's ████ 170. I'm like, "Yeah, but you still work at Radio Shack, dude." No, it's close. I understand the concept, but like what what's specific to Teslia? So, like if you have high tea and you actually train or you play a sport, your chances on putting muscle getting lean is extremely high. Yeah. But if you if you don't, then you just have to work twice as hard as the next person. Do you know Do you know if like gay dudes are higher likely to have like higher tea? Nick, no. Speaking from my community, yes. I think
6:44 it's much higher. Does it seem like they would have higher teeth for us? Yeah. For us. For us. But isn't um so like when I was looking into this, as long as you fall within the range of like let's say like the healthy range from I don't know what was it like four to it's a huge range. Yeah. To like 800 or whatever, right? And then there's also the free test and then there's something else that's like saved test. I forgot the name of it that releases after and there's two that you look at, right? So as long as you're within the range, isn't it like generally the same or is it like do you have to be off the charts for it to be like make you know like to me that's what I don't get cuz it's like if they're like you're in a healthy range it's fine but then does that mean like when you're closer to the higher range you just pack on muscle much
7:34 easier? So the range is just there to give you a general gauge of your real life. That's why they always go symptom first. Like do you wake up with are you do you are you like uh you get bald? Like do you do you do you have morning wood still? Are you lethargic throughout the day? Like that comes first cuz if you have high tea like some people will have like 700 but then they have all the symptoms they probably still need TRT. M. Oh, but then if someone has Are you saying morning wood is a symptom of low tea? No. No. If you don't get it anymore. I was about to say I got the lowest tea in the gang. You don't get boner, dude. If the last time you got a boner, I'm ████ always bon in the morning. I'm not dreaming dudes all the time. I got I'm probably full of estrogen then, brother. Like if the last time you got a boner was like a month ago, then you probably need TRT. You know, it's like that. What if I get boners every day? If I got high tea, so
8:27 first I can get a bon right now. And then you use the numbers to gauge the symptom. And then now you can gau you could tweak the numbers to see how the symptoms react. Oh. And then you say, I got it. This is the world's hardest test. I want to go get tested and see if I could boost it naturally. Do you get boners every day? Mm- But every hour. Wait, that's better answer. There multiple hours in a day. In the morning? It's random. No, when when I was like in high school, it be like every morning without fail, but then now it's random. The two most important is uh or like the markers are your libido and then um your ambition. Do you feel like you don't want to do jack ████ or anything? And then if you have something wrong like if you want to get it up but you can't then those two that's like the number one candidacy. It's not about getting it up. It's about what you want to do with it. Your
9:18 intention matters. You know what I mean? But I see all those those where do you want to put that thing? Like every podcast is like sponsored by like hymns and stuff and they talk about ED all the time and in my head I'm just thinking like damn is that really like a big problem for I think it's just your dude. It's your algo. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you're clicking on all the time. No no that's not me. Hey dude I I don't have any problems with boners. But I I think it makes sense because they isn't like 40 30% of people overweight and then that that actually uh affects their dict. I think some people also would think it's ED, but the truth is they're just not attracted to their partner cuz they're gay. O, cuz they're gay. Dude, join the club. The closet club. I get unintentional barer cuz sometimes my dick rubs against stuff. True. That's why I stopped wearing undies,
10:08 dude. Kept rubbing on stuff against the the machine that makes a soft circle. I didn't know that uh ambition was tied to it. Yeah, that's cool. Ambition. Yeah. Ever since Bart told that story about you like humping poles when you're a kid. Yeah, that's ambition, man. I'm starting I'm starting to look at them things like very differently these days. So, te it out. I want to see what it feels like. Tea is like the chemical/ hormone that like if you inject in like almost any mammal, they're going to want to go out and conquer some ████ They want to like fight, ████ Yeah. They want to fight, ████ find food. Like that's like the the main thing that tea does to you. So you think Gangaskhan was just roided out as ████ Could be. Yeah, it'd be ████ roided ass mother. This tea is That's a good brand for TRT. Like Genghask Genghaskhan. What if we do this? What if we do this as a new JK adventure? The boys get
10:59 their tea checked and whoever gets the lowest tea, everyone just makes fun of. Yeah, I like that. Probably mine. They just I as you're explaining this, I'm like, I think I have low tea. I don't think so. Hey, but if you get uh if you have a kid, your tea drops, too. We give after every keep your tea away. You get because um you got to keep that, brother. You got to keep your energy, brother. Key card, brother. Wait, you think you have the low? You think you have the lowest tea? I might. No. No way. No way. There's no way. Your ambition's too high. I don't think so. It's not high enough. No way, dude. Do you think a a previous like uh era of life of a lot of like drinking and drugs and partying stuff like that will lower your tea? It's possible. I could have low tea too. I think it's sleep probably for you. If
11:49 you if you have low tea, it's probably cuz you don't sleep enough. That's what I'm saying. I'm calling or irregular sleep. Hey, we're calling you out cuz you don't sleep enough, dog. Regular sleep. Create different ████ time zones all the time. You're not taking melatonin, dude. You go to bed last night. You rally like one. Yeah. Oh, you you rally too hard, bro. I have I think I have the lowest tea. He barely sleeps. Yeah, I barely sleep. But I don't think about babes that much anymore. I think I have the lowest tea. You don't think about babes? You're not thinking. It occurs to me. And I go, babes aren't running through your head all day. [Laughter] Jack off. How much you just like, I want to watch some porn. That has to affect your tea. That I don't know. It drops it. Drops it. It drops it. You give it away. Jack off drops it. I think so. Cuz it giving it out over time. It It's like I have the lowest tea. That's why the Bible The Bible say you can't be spilling your seeds. Yeah, dude. You
12:39 never come. You give yourself a sin, dog. What if you always like I'm about to You're edging edgeord edge lords have high tea. Yeah, maybe your teeth the roof. They must but they're just sweating and unhappy all the time. But there's just like growing cancerous stuff down there. Oh, insane discipline edge. Yeah. sociopathic almost. There was there was a time where I I thought to myself if I edged myself before going to sleep and then I go to sleep, I would be horny in my dream cuz dreams of sex are like awesome. I used to think like, oh man, like wet, I hope I never get a wet dream. And then like the older I got, I was like, man, I hope I get wet dreams. Wet dreams are awesome, dude. I've never had a wet dream. We've never had either. When I was visiting my uh grandma in Japan and we were I was just
13:31 watching late night TV and they had a segment of a a wet dream tutorial. Yo, what the like you were watching this with your grandma? A wet dream like sleep meditation. Well, it was like I was like so it's like you know after hours TV like it's more adult content, right? This ain't even cable, bro. This is like ████ straight up public television. And I'm just watching and then this guy they just made it so factual. He goes, you know, like I I always get wet dreams. I think I got it down to a science. And then there's like a there's like a talk show lady. She goes, "Oh, so what's your method?" And then so he they so they're in this room, right? And then he goes, "So I edge myself and right before I'm about to come, I'll go straight to sleep." And then and then dude, you're a genius. You're not you're not a businessman like this guy. This
14:22 guy is like he had that thought and he's like I'm going to do this and start a business. And then and then so he's like literally in his room. The lady's like sitting amition dude. The lady's sitting at the edge of the bed with like a microphone like in a dress and ████ just it's a real like she's a host like Diane Sawyer like Yeah. And then he's like okay. And then this is the moment where I edge and he shows Yeah. He's in his room and then he goes into like sleep like this and then and then you know how like in um those Asian TV shows they're like on site and then there's like a commentating group like that that's watching and then so she's like on site and she's like wow so you're able to like really not release yourself and just go straight to sleep and he goes yep I trained myself for a couple of years but I'm able to do it and then everyone's like wow I'm so proud of you
15:12 you can hold it and then I was like what the ████ Is this show? That's when I'm on the show with the audience and everyone starts clapping and I just go, "What the f███?" Okay. Yeah. All right. We're clapping right now. They film him ████ having a wet dream later. No, that that that's the only thing I remember from it. Joe Joe doesn't remember cuz he's like, "What? Let me try this." It's like when people say they can astral project and they I'll show you and they go like this and they go, "I just did it." But you jacking off to not come and then go to sleep. That's probably That's really hard. Most guys fail, I think. Maybe it's like maybe you're watching like a James Randy kind of show where they just myth bust it. Myth, you know what I mean? Yeah. Can he come? And they're like, "Watch, ladies and gentlemen, is this bullshitter explains his whole method." Yeah. And in the
16:02 middle of the night, that's what they make him demonstrate and he and he just fakes it the whole way. He goes, "Watch." He fakes. So Anthony, when you did it, you didn't you didn't coom at the end. Coupon? Yeah. What happened? I don't think it worked. Experiment. So what happened? He never coomed again. Honestly, I've only I've only had probably a handful of times where you like fully dream about sex and like have it and you chasing that dragon ever since. Bust. That sucks. 30 seconds of the dream, too. Yeah. Yeah. Sick. But sex dreams are honestly like I I do chase those. Those are so fun. You should use the method. You always cuz you never know who you're going to have sex with in your dream. And it's and it's so it could be Steve
16:53 Green that you could be. It's usually Steve Green. Yeah. You can't control it. It could be Steve Paul Green bouncing in my lap, dude. Watching from from a ████ glass window and he's like, "No." And I can't hear him at all. And he's like, "No, he's actually having sex." All Steve has seen is the back of your perm, dude. That's A fluttery perm just bouncing on my set of shoulders. Steve, there's something to do with timber balloons. I don't know. Something beautiful about it. It goes It goes deeper the lower the crypto bar goes. Oh no. Goes deeper in. It's pretty deep in right now. But then Steve's also in grief mode because of it while he's doing it. Yeah. So he's crying. He's crying like a baby. He's disassociating. He's just not there. Disassociating. Just bouncing.
17:43 Stephen Hawkins, dude. Now that we're talking about it, might happen stare. That's incredible. Stephen Hawkins, by the way, just just watching graphs like incredible. This is my normal state. When I'm at home, that's your flow state. All I do is just chill. I'm like, just no one talk to me. That's me after 30 hours of JK. 30 hours of JK. I go home and I'm like, don't ████ talk to me. Lo, low key cuz of JK. I almost beat my wife last week. It might happen again this week. Saying no one talks to me in a house where there's only one other person's really mean. Yeah. Don't talk to me. I said that to the dogs mostly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They'll talk to me.
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