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Off The Record: Subin Almost Gets Fired for Being Late

#bike#chp#metro#motorcycle#freeway
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0:00 Mi are comfortable too that's what I've been saying it's the same thing ity it's not the bike it's the rider I'll tell you that man what wait it's not the it's not about the bike it's about the rider you're talking about like the source of gayness yeah I rode on U some real gay [Laughter] [Music] Rider welcome back to an episode of camer boys where subin was supposed to be here at 9:00 a.m. and it is now 11:47 it's not bad not bad he made good why you so late bro you wanton to get fired what happened yo so I was like on the freeway and I was like this lady was super slow and I was just like yo get out the way so I cranked it I was on straight down you know the unwrap so I was like punching it on the unwrap and

0:50 then I hit a big pothole boom and I'm just like ah I ain't tripping but I crank all the way to the left side of the freeway and I punch the gas and then boom sh my ball joints just uh just detach the truck it it broke off look that was mine damn see rles are cool look at my motorcycle what I thought it talking about your ball [Laughter] joint yo so freaking the ball joints just comes right off wa and then the top one comes right off too so that sucks and then next thing you know it's it just was it like Sparks in I have no idea cuz I saw your car you know what it looked like you know when um in Back to the Future Doc's car the wheels go in like this when it flies it looked like

1:40 your truck was about to fly it does look like like the wheel but only one side got in the other side this is this car right here's car it's trying to be like the Back to the Future mobile yo so it was it was crazy I I this is the first time experiencing that I slam on my brake but I realized my brak's not working cuz it ripped off the brake line oh yeah cuz the brakes only work if your tires work yeah yeah so I was like oh I didn't think about that and I was sliding for like a half a mile I was just like oh dude but the car wanted to spin out but I was like like using all my strength to like you know what I mean like just crank what about the E bra can you try to pull on the E no the E bra's like this yeah I couldn't no I couldn't even think about that I was just slamming on my Brak and just trying to freaking take it to the side much as I possible it was it was like craziest feel and then what happened so I'm waiting and then not even like 2 minutes CHP pulls up and goes like if you don't

2:31 have a toe coming in 5 minutes we have to tow your car a that whole scheme I hate that thing what is that a good or bad thing is a bad thing is a bad thing if CHP TOS it it's a lot of money yeah same thing happens if you down your bike uh if you don't have a guy that can pick up your bike right then and there then they take it and it goes to the impound you can't be like I'm calling Triple A right now M ████ well cuz if it's if it it's only for freeways because on the freeway you like it's very specific how designated people can take that safely I see I see yeah yeah so what happened was CHP said yo um I got I got to take a car and it's going to be 271 bucks and I was like that's cheaper than well that's just taking it but once you get it out of the impound it's more I told him I told him it was coming and then AAA pulled up and the guy was like dude I already lifted it up in my truck so you still have to pay 271 to even bring it

3:21 down wow the thp uh Metro and CHP they're all working together and I looked at the CHP guy like come on man he was just like it's just policy I have to call one 180 that's like the code for it's going to be in the impound and I was like the ████ and then I was just like and then the to AAA put up dude uh Triple A pulled up Filipino dude looked at me was like you good and I was like am I good to go and I was like no man you're going to to my truck you're going to get me out of here but even just to bring the truck down he said it's 271 zel or cash right now damn that sounds ████ Christ that sounds like a ret dude wait CHP asking for cash right now no no metro metro so they they they hire Metro and Metro pulls up fast as possible cuz they're always moving Metro's always like just going around yeah CU they just want to clear the

4:11 freeway yeah they have to like move ████ out of the way dude it's super Shady but I was like so they're the guys that take the mattress off the freeway when someone is moving and then it gets like it falls off the back of the truck yeah but the but the difference is that because he's on the left side that makes all the difference if you if you're on the right or left yeah yeah oh if you're like on the right like all the way at the end then you're just on the shoulder so that you can take care of your own ████ but if you're on the left they have to do it to stop the freeway you're technically in traffic yeah so you had to pay that money right there and then I didn't even have it w what I didn't even have it wait how'd you do it then credit card my wife shout out to my wife ████ my wife was like yo just just ████ pay that ████ I was like what the ████ I don't want to pay it she's like you got to pay it I was trying to stall time much as possible yeah yeah yeah cuz I remember when that

5:01 happened with uh when J and you guys were riding and his bike was down they did the same thing they were like we're going to take your bike and he was like no I got a I got a guy coming and they tried to call me to come with my van to get it but then I couldn't get there faster than the ████ uh Metro yeah yeah so they asked me they said 271 just to bring it down you're not even allowed to walk your bike across the freeway while they block traffic they have to do everything and you have to pay them for it liability show so that's what happened and then Triple A picked it up ████ man The First Filipino dude ever sing in a a tow truck I was like yo what the heck you're like you're not Armenian yeah no I I was like yo you're the first Filipino guy and he's like I know man like damn anyway I know and the only one but he's like yo where am I taking it to and I I dropped it off at jerel's house and then that's why I got the rebel cuz I didn't want to waste time

5:51 going home or anything so I just you took I took his motorcycle yeah I told him yo can I just grab your bike and go he's like do it boom and I like how yesterday you were talking ████ about the rebel and it's the rebel that's saving you 500 dude that's true yeah yeah I thought that was a good joke that's why I brought it I had a good bike too that is a that's a pretty comfy bike man the bike and this guy talking ████ it takes you from point A to point B did It win you over a little bit do you like The Rebel a little more I think he rode over here embarrassed like it's not my bike I'm borrowing it I'm borrowing it I have a better one at home what the Saturday you know you got cool ass hys and street bikes girls on freaking 1,000 CC's they pass you and you're just like damn dude I didn't even want I'm like riding like this the whole time cover your face as you ride man but

6:44 honestly it's a comfortable bike it is comfortable it's easy to manage I'm not going to lie that was the comfiest me are comfortable too that's what I've been saying it's the same thing it's it's it's not the bike it's the rider I'll tell you that man what wait it's not the bike not about the bikee it's about the ride you're talking about like the source of gayness yeah I rote on uh some real gay R when bar was riding it I've never ridden on the back of a motorcycle before and I felt was that your first time riding in the back of motorcycle just taking on the lck or even being on a motorcycle I've been on motorcycle I was about to pass out I was like why am I getting lightheaded I was like dude could he not hold me so hard I was like I was like yeah yeah whatever dude slow down so so when subin got here they decided to do some little Joy rides around the parking lot Bart Road with we made Nick jump on the there's a lot of videos that we can show them

7:36 yeah get on dude come on make him get on make him get onck just sit on it you don't got to go nowhere just sit on it I just want to see what it looks like yeah hold him close hold him close chill oh like this dude what do you think uh it's pretty gay pretty manly huh it's pretty gay oh okay I like it he doesn't want to ride motorcycles no more cuz he got a kid that he said that yesterday and then he's riding a bike today all right

8:26 CH all right do chill he said chill the fear the instant fear wow that's pretty good watch that right there I'm about to get choked out grabbing so hard all right bro hey over I got my knees pinch on this ma'am ma'am where you going helmet [Laughter] [Music]

9:20 D he activates it again [Music] oh [Laughter] [Music] ████ hold on [Music] tight a wild that was our cone man f███████ it's not even yours see she was holding on tight to ████ I was scared too be careful that's how I felt when you ring up too fast man we got we got more

10:10 videos to shoot excitement for the day Uber how did you uh how'd you feel I felt scared really you were really scared I was scared you weren't like exhilarated a little bit oh you never Road uh before that my uh sexual it's kind of scary sexual tension between me and B is an all did you n it was tight though it was it was cool that's the closest you can get to a man right no I can get closer I can get closer I think we could have fit three guys we should n dude that ████ even even when I sat on top of I know it's built for me to be able to ride it but I was like I don't think I should be doing this that's what I felt like what you think was going to happen I have two helmets here why didn't I uh give it to

11:01 you guys oh this guy was getting a little fancy over the bumps I don't really like that either oh yeah I was trying to like throw it back a little bit yeah and I was like trying to get you to hump back a little bit yeah yeah I was too scared I was too scared what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for only our super duper exclusive lovers like yourself you're going to be getting one never been released director's Cup every week but not only that you get another fresh too hot for YouTube video we say some crazy ████ on there too videos a week but not only that you get to join our Discord and come chat with us direct

11:52 access we're in there the whole careful Boys in there jumping in dog piling on people laughing play laying joking whatever and you can come talk to us directly so if you like what we do and what we've been doing for the past 10 years please support our patreon and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that could you see yourself riding a motorcycle by yourself kind of yeah hey it's fun right it's kind of fun actually but that's that's why it's scary that's why I'm like I don't want to touch it I don't even want to touch it me too no no for real it's the first time I ever rode a bike I think I was maybe 18 or 19 and one of our friends had a bike so I was like oh can I just take it on and try it and she was like yeah she was like this Butch lady and so she always does crazy ████ it was a

12:43 uh I think it was a ninja I think it was like a 500 or 600 oh nice and then so I took it um she she ran like a little kitchen cabinet store I took it to the street and I remember going from 0 to 40 in like a second and I was like dude you literally feel like Superman on this thing mhm so on the way back I was like can I hit 70 I bet I could so you go and you hit 70 and I'm like this is how people die yeah you test your limit yeah you get ████ addicted to this thing and I'm just like going back and forth I'm like I don't think this is good for me nah yeah it's pretty scary but then you you get addicted to the feeling you really like it though yeah you do and then you realize how bad the conditions are in LA to ride a bike like that yeah try to ride in the weekends or the mornings is the best yeah minimize risk

13:34 as much as possible I thought didn't you want a bike for a while yeah you still want I was I was writing for a little bit hey it's just La all of those things I don't think it's good for me I'm too much of an adrenal junkie oh yeah um being in LA and then just uh yeah any type of medical situation is going to be tough with career that's true yeah true true it's always tempting when you see those flatbed trucks with their ramp up a little too tempting and I'm have ADD so I feel too safe too fast like my first time I wrode I rode a dirt bike I was in Utah I was barrowing a friend's dirt bike and then as soon as I get the hang of it I think my brain wants to one up so I'm like oh okay this is tight time to go back and get the GoPro man went back to the RV got the GoPro and I was like well how do I ████ record this thing and I was like okay I took off my belt and I tied the

14:24 GoPro to whatever and then I didn't know that the dirt bikes they behave way differently than regular bik cuz they'll start fish tailing especially if you start accelerating cuz like sand and ████ oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and I ended up falling off and I was like okay this is ████ bad news because now I I don't even know how to ride this thing and I'm trying to ████ record myself riding this thing with like a GoPro and like I'm like barely holding on with one hand and like a leather belt and stuff like this is I don't know this is kind of dangerous dirt bike riding is hard it's way harder so hard it's exhausting yeah it's on your body and the bike I Bor was like from all these ████ are like six three so my ████ Tippy TOS are like this so I'm like Dam how the ████ do you write I hate trying to ride a bike that you're too short for s███'s scary yeah cuz you see them ride in they get off and look all tight and they're like oh B oh hell yeah I go on I'm like wait wait

15:15 wait wait wait wait wait what the ████ what um so your truck where did they take it uh oh I took it to dr's house oh so you had them tow it home yeah cuz there's no way to go in my house because of the garage and R I don't want to look embarrassed are they going to fix your car oh I'm I'm a tow it to to your to your homie oh to my homie oh my friend your homie your homie okay yeah Tony Tony you guys know Tony through you oh you've been me you've been introducing everybody to Tony dude everybody goes to him now he's the best he's nice huh Tony shout outs to uh what was it 8 no not 808 garage 410 garage 410 kind fixings does he do he's like a all all over all around General mechanic

16:07 but it's like body shop too no no okay it's hard to find like a a solid trustworthy mechanic in Downtown LA and it his is like the only it's very convenient cuz it's in Chinatown yeah that's sweet have to go down there he has some cool classic cars that he's like working on too yeah but like I mean everything from smog oil change to like getting everything done wow yeah it's great because you drop your car off and go get dim some yeah but it's like maintenance headlight housing they can you do all that stuff M some people don't do cosmetic stuff no no they don't do body work they don't do body work what did you say though like the headlight housing oh I don't know about that like circuitry stuff they did some electrical like I had some issues with lighting and whatever but most of it is engine with and you know stuff like that

16:57 yeah that's pretty cool getting fixed do you guys like fixing things I do I really like it you know I for some reason like I never really really liked it cuz I did it was so overwhelming and then one day when I came back to Hawaii and both of my mopeds didn't work I tore out both of them and rebuilt both of them and I only got one started but it was fun to understand how every piece Works yes after that I was like I could do this with my car yeah yeah and I wanted to do that I actually really like bringing vehicles to get upgrades and ████ yeah that's like one of my favorite things but do you like doing it yourself or do you like only if it's on something really s█████ because the anxiety of

17:47 ruining something good is too high yeah oh so you feel like that's like construction paper yeah like I love I love doing ████ to my van but like everything else that we have it's like the the feeling that it's going going to be cost more to fix it cuz I ruined it more it's like no that's that's too much well I don't think your Van's a piece of ████ car dude oh it's a piece of ████ but it's but it's a lovely piece of ████ it's my piece of ████ it's great cool well I I attached all the videos to the motorcycle footage so please enjoy footage of uh Nick Dunn on the back of a bike I did it better than clean I think no just want to say it look better I pull it off better than me stalling every single minute it's okay comment below who you guys think looks the coolest on the back definitely Joe the hair yeah Joe with the hair is pretty hard to beat I make a pretty good

18:37 biker wife yeah yours Dam sorry about your truck St yeah sorry

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