0:00 I don't know a lot of names also, but I know their face. >> Describe the face. >> C. >> She's a brunette lady. >> Okay, we're on the same page. >> Yeah. Huge ████ >> Huge. [laughter] >> Deep, too. Deep. >> Deep. Deep. >> I like him deep. >> Uh uh. Uh. Echo. Because huge ████ Sorry. >> Oh, got it. Okay. That was echo. >> Yeah. [clears throat] Welcome back to another episode of the careful boys where look it's the end of the year. So the online community via ranker has ranked the most beautiful celebrity women of 2025 and us degenerates of course have to comment and pay attention. Who do you think is number one? >> Cynthia Revo. >> Sydney Sweeney. >> Cynthia Revo is for sure a hottie. You know that's that's all that's actually just rage bait, right?
0:50 >> Yeah, I know. Like that's honestly kind of brilliant marketing. >> Who is it? >> Cynthia Revo is uh the alphaba in Wicked, the Broadway lady who's like now demi mutual something gender something with Ariana Grande. >> Yeah, >> but she's she's huge online right now. Everybody loves talking about her. So when this article came out about like the most beautiful celebrity women on Ranker, right, everybody's like, "Oh, this person just won and they beat out Cynthia Revo." And so all the comments are like >> they farmed like crazy using Cynthia Revo. Yeah. Or they put her on like the thumbnail even though she's not on the list or something just to get people angry. [laughter] >> And it's it works. >> It it always works. >> Why does it always work? Because everyone saw that they were like, "Let me see this list." You know what I mean? ████ >> Yeah. But wait, there's more. You know,
1:40 >> trolling works, man. >> I'm ask because you know, here we have to read the whole article so we're educated on what we're presenting. I had to look through the whole top 100 to see if she was actually in that list. >> It's 100. >> No, it's more than It's like over 200 something. But I wasn't going to go past 100 cuz time. >> Is it one of those where it's like a picture? Every single one is a picture. You got to go next and there's like 10 ads. >> Oh man, dude. Lots of ads. There's lots of ads. But we can we can scroll through them. >> Most beautiful celebrity woman. Who Who do you think is number one for you? 2025. >> Uh beer. Something beer. >> Madison Beer. >> Madison Beer. Okay. >> No. Wrong. >> No, that's that's a good guess. >> Subjective. This is totally subjective. This is a voter pool, though, so everybody's like up voting or down voting different people. >> I'm going Sweeney. I'm going um >> Sweeny's got to be top. >> Got to be top top. >> I don't know if she's one.
2:30 >> Is she your number one or is she like what you conceptually think the world's number one is? >> I think that's conceptually the number one of what other people think. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay, that's fair. >> Yep. >> I'll say my personal number one is is the world's number one. So, I'm I'm just an average Joe. >> That's funny cuz I thought the same thing. >> What? >> I guessed and I looked and I was like, "Oh, no way." >> Yeah. >> Who is it? >> We We'll see. Joe, who's your number one? >> I don't know enough names of these hoes. >> Okay. So, just describe their vaginas. >> But I think Sydney Sweeney would be top five. >> Okay. >> That's the only hot thing I know right now. >> Who's the hottest thing that you know right now? >> I don't know their names. >> Okay. Describe them. >> A brunette lady. >> Okay. And >> I think she's white. >> You [clears throat] think she's white? Okay. She looks spicy white. >> What movie? What music? What? Anything? >> Pictures online. >> Pictures. Okay. >> Yeah, pictures online. >> That's pretty good.
3:20 >> You don't know anybody? >> No, I don't remember names. >> Does uh if you were to make up her name, >> I like Sydney Sweeney a lot. That's why she's my number one. >> But then people look at her and go, she looks so Riri >> Fugatron from Cybertron. >> Yeah, they're nuts. She's not a Fugatron at all from Cybertron at all. >> From Cybertron. >> I think it's because she looks normal and a lot of them look manufactured. Even though she probably got plastic surgery like everybody else, >> but natural looking. >> Yeah. >> But let's move on to this guy cuz he's the most horniest. >> Yeah, he's the horniest one. >> Very horny. >> You already said Madison Beer. >> Madison Beer. Yeah, >> you actually just said beer. >> But I I [laughter] I don't know a lot of names also, but I know their face. >> Describe the face. >> See, >> she's a brunette lady. >> Okay, we're on the same page. >> Yeah. Huge ████ [laughter] Huge. >> Deep, too. Deep. >> Deep. Deep. >> I like them deep. Uh uh. Uh, Echo
4:12 because Huie Puzzy. Sorry. >> Oh, got it. Okay, that was Echo. >> Yeah, >> I thought you were trying to sound out her name. >> Yeah, >> it's like a cave. >> It's like a cave. >> Yeah. >> And she is of [snorts] uh of the minority group. >> Okay. >> Oh, >> we might be we might be at number one. >> Yeah. >> Okay, cool. >> Let's look. >> So, most beautiful celebrity women of 2025 ranked Ana de Armas number one. >> That's who I was talking about. >> Where is she from? the movies or what? >> Oh, in movies. She was recently in uh she was ballerina in the John Wick series. >> Oh, >> she was also in >> War Dogs. >> The last James Bond live uh >> Oh, War Dogs. >> To die, whatever. No Time to Die. >> Oh, >> she also is the only one who took John Wick down and was like naked and took Ke down in that one random movie.
5:02 >> Wait, she was naked in a movie? >> Many movies. Many movies. >> I did not know that, >> dude. She she she plays [laughter] >> and it is like the edgiest ████ thing ever. >> She don't look like Marilyn Monroe. >> She plays Marilyn Monroe and there's a scene where she's like giving John Kennedy head and it's like it's like a top down POV and then she's like thinking the whole time and it's like whoa. Clip that. Huh? >> Clip that. >> She was uh she was uh Tom Cruz's girlfriend. >> Yeah. For like a short stint. >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> Oh, they're done now. >> I think they're done. It was just for the for the movie tour, wasn't it? >> Probably. >> Always >> for Top Gun. >> Always. >> Right before Top Gun. Yeah. >> No, before the new um Mission Impossible, too. He was like walking around holding her hand and stuff. >> Funny, too, because she's another good example of she she just looks like a regular like real person. Like, if you
5:52 all you saw were photos of her, you probably wouldn't think too much about it, but it's when you see her skill and her like talent and that that like poise and and the uh magnetism she can bring. She has anime eyes, dude. >> Those eyes make you believe you could do anything. >> Those eyes are like a third of her head. >> Hell yeah. A >> third [laughter] of her head. >> This episode is brought to you by Lucy. Yo, these nicotine pouches right here. I take them all the time. And this one happens to be my favorite flavor. It's the berry citrus. It is super super sweet and juicy. Just nice and light the way I like it. I don't like it too minty where it starts flaring up my nostrils and stuff. But these are the ones, y'all. If you like that good flavor while still getting that nice little nicotine hit, these are it. Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to lucy.co/off thererecord and use promo code off thereord to get 20% off your first
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7:33 big tits. It's like a skinny guy with a six-pack. It don't count [laughter] >> like can you look at how six-packy I am. And I'm like cuz you got ████ no muscle and zero body weight. Zero body fat. But then so you don't look you don't see her as attractive. >> No. What I don't like is the manufactured stereotypical basic. Like you're so beautiful that you look basic. >> I don't I don't think she's manufactured if unless >> totally made up. >> She looks like a Barbie doll. >> She pulled out of a factory. >> That's why she played Barbie, >> right? >> No. [laughter] >> Is that her fault that she's born like that? >> Okay. She's in door number one. Sydney Sweeny's behind door number two. >> You're going door number two. >> I'm going door number two. >> I'm going door number one. >> I'm going door number two. Yep. >> Wow. Interesting. Cool. >> I don't like girls where if you close
8:23 your eyes and you think of a beautiful girl, that girl comes to mind. I like girls where you think you you see her and you're like, I didn't even imagine a ████ like you exist, but you're hot. >> Okay, that's fair. And that's Sydney Sweeney. >> You're not wrong for that. Absolutely. >> Sydney Sweeney. >> Yeah, cuz you don't you couldn't have imagined a Sydney Sweeny. She looks like I can imagine her. Like she looks like she doesn't look unique to me. That's what I'm saying. >> Oh wow. Like she I'm saying that's why I'm saying she's hot >> but not for me. >> Okay, that's fair. >> It's cuz Sydney Sweeney got them sweater hogens, brother. >> Yeah, that's different. If it if if it was if it was door number one and door number two, but their faces were covered, I'd go door number two. >> That's right. >> Just want to put the science out there, you know? >> Yeah. Imagine telling Sydney Sweeney to put a bag on [laughter] it. That's so crazy to me. Hey, we're going to need to bag this thing. >> We're judging them from the neck down. >> Absolutely nuts to me. [laughter]
9:13 That's like such a kind of a boss alpha bale move though to be like I need you to bag it cuz like I'm too hot for you. [laughter] >> Is this 2025? >> Maybe in Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Maybe in 2000s like that. [laughter] >> Maybe in 2000 >> like Wicker Park era. >> But that's crazy. >> Black Widow Captain America 2 era. >> That is true because her career is so long. >> Her career is so long. Well, she's not retired but like >> she's very beautiful here. She is She's like inarguably beautiful though. But I mean to be like on a number three though. >> And what's the what's the other white girl with the fish eyes? Four. >> Yeah. That's ████ That's a ████ >> She should be top top. >> Three. I would give her three at least. >> I'll switch those. Yeah, I would switch those. >> I put her above and the armis. COME ON, DUDE. >> WHOA. >> Get out of here with this ████ You got Oh. Oh, Ryan's like, she plays violin.
10:04 Oh, cool. Go ████ yourself. Who cares? I'm talking about hot. >> She plays violin. >> I'm talking [laughter] about hot. >> Give a ████ what she she makes candles. Like who gives a ████ >> I I understand people wanting her as a liking her as number one too. I I mean we're talking about top top five in the world right now. >> That picture is so unfair for all the potential that she has. >> You're hating by using that one. >> Hating with that. >> That's not fair. >> She kind of looks like Mariah Carey. This is what makes me like her more. >> Carrie. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> What? >> Yeah. >> Joe's eyes are crazy. >> Your eyes are ████ bro. [laughter] She looks like Mariah Carey. NOT NOW. NOT fat Mariah Carey. [laughter] Young Mariah. I'm going to show you guys a side by side. >> Okay. >> Okay. Well, that's a This is more That's the greatest of all time.
10:54 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Dude, when she was Sue Storm, when she was Sue Storm, >> get out of here, bro. >> Get out of here. Or Idol Hands. >> That's an unfair bias because that >> she's a legend status now. >> Hit you in your adolescence cuz you were like a teen when when she was Yeah, that's hard. >> Why you caress like that? because I've nodded all over this face on magazines. >> Me too. >> Oh man. >> But her and Scarlett Johansson is like a legendary status. >> Agreed. >> I don't know who this is. I'm not going to lie. I don't know who that is. >> Yeah, me neither. >> Okay. Wow. >> They they used a really nice photo of her. >> Whatever she's in, we we all are not in. >> Yo, what is that city sweetie thing? >> Bridgetgerton or something. >> Nah, >> I don't know who this is. >> Oh, wait. She was like a No, we shouldn't know who that is. Good. Because that's like for kids. >> Oh, I don't know who this is. I liked her when she was younger. >> Like a kid actor. >> I know who this is. >> Another legend in the game.
11:45 >> Classic. >> ████ goat right here. Dude, >> I might have always been Penelopey Cruz over her though. >> I agree. >> By the way, by the way, >> I agree. >> The the scene where she's a vampire and from Dust Dawn where she's like a stripper vampire. >> Yeah. >> One of the greatest of all time. >> Yeah. Goat moments though. Yeah. That's like >> now we're doing like Jordan versus like LeBron stuff, you know? It's like we're looking >> there's a case to be made. There's a case. There's a case. >> But if you're going land for land, it's Eva Menddees. What is she from? >> She was in True Detective. >> She also was in the recent Baywatch. Uh >> her name is Dadario. >> Yeah, she's she's a she's like objectively a hottie. >> She chose it herself. >> That's accurate. That's an accurate statement. >> And then uh we'll go into number 10. I don't I don't know who this is. >> I don't know who this is either. >> And now we're go getting into foreign films or >> she's I like her though. >> She's in Chocolot. [laughter]
12:36 >> Chot. I like her. What do you mean? What's she in? >> What's Yeah. What's she from? >> Her face. >> Oh, come on. >> Going based on face. >> She appeared in the thriller The Roommate, the comedy Just Go With It, and the sci-fi action film The World Made Straight. I I don't even know any of the >> She's just doing ████ films. Get the ████ out of here. You don't belong on this list. What happened to Who cares about what they do? >> No, no, no. Get her off the list, >> dude. [laughter] >> Huh? >> Yeah. Get ready. You're not going to like the next one. >> Who's 11? Who's 11? The >> I I actually like Gayy Steinfeld. She's cool. >> I like her, too. I think she's chill. >> Is that Jerry Seinfeld's daughter? >> No, that's Steinfeld. Steinfeld. >> Close. You were close. [laughter] >> She's bad. >> No, I mean, she's dating Josh All or She's married. They're married. They're having a baby. >> That's Eminem's daughter. That's Eminem's daughter. >> Yeah. >> Hey, I'm surprised that ████ Fisheye
13:27 blonde girl isn't on here. >> Who's Fisheye blonde girl? Are you talking about Ana Taylor Joy? >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is it? Yeah, I think >> she was on Pey Blinders and ████ Anya Taylor Joy, >> she's in everything right now. >> I thought she would be higher on the list to be honest, >> right? >> I don't think she's hot. I'm just saying that a lot of people find her hot. >> You thought Hil Steinfeld would be on higher in the list? >> No. No. Uh what's her name? >> Anya Taylor. I thought everywhere right now. >> I expected to see her more. Yeah. >> I thought that she was a little bit more attractive before she went like Skeletor. >> Oh. >> Oh, you mean like during the chess movie? >> Yeah. Oh, or oh, chess show. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Subjective. Whatever. >> I don't agree with this top 10. >> It's so biased, though, because it's true that if you know and enjoyed their movies or content, then they're are going to look hotter, you know? >> 100%. Yeah. If they if they play hatable characters, too, then like you're not
14:18 going to be as into them, right? >> Well, I'm glad they had at least one Asian girl, Scarlett Johansson, so you know. >> Yeah, that's true. You're not going to see Skyler from Breaking Bad on there. [laughter] >> You know, everyone hates her.
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