0:00 I remember like being excited about something that happened at school so I went to tell him about it he's just like wait till commercial and then I'm like standing there commercial happens no no wait wait I like this Pizza H commercial just wait and so commercial finally comes on and he forgets that I'm standing there I'm like after the bayw watch commercial I tell him my story I don't even remember what it was about and he goes That's [Laughter] [Music] it welcome back to a very fatherly episode of the careful boys where today one of our patrons B dyus that's a lie that's a lie b d are you freestyling up a name b i c u s d i c u s I'm getting fact checked bike is it's bike is Dick it does say dick yeah it doesn't say dick tell them the d i a s dick
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1:43 most interesting aspect so I'll leave that at the end he did he he did he left it we waited for the end for it yeah yeah we did yeah um I thought him swimming to I think I thought him swimming away from communism was an interesting story I didn't think that was that interesting because so many people do that I don't know anyone that's what you do when you're incoming swiming away from it he's the first person I ever met like personally that I knew that pulled a plug on himself oh so that's to me becomes the most it shoots up like hella of people escape communism you know but then the first person to ████ unplug your own iMac I'm like that's that's the first person I ever met that did that but my fondest memory so recently I've been going through um that's Bart's fondest memory too no I miss him I I've been
2:34 going through a lot of I've been going through a lot of like uh my garage and stuff like trying to clean up my house and organize things so I've been coming across a bunch of pictures and you know like sometimes you see a picture and like it like teleports you to that time yeah and I'm like oh ████ that's crazy and there's this picture of like my dad uh holding me and kissing me like he loves me like the way that I would hug Tao kiss him and I'm like oh yeah there was a time where like I would see him and I didn't fear for my life and that and that's when I lived in Gardina too and I was like I I remember those times and that was my fondest memory when you didn't go to fight ORF flight see whenever you leave Gardina you get beat by your dad dude cuz I remember there's a point in my life where it's like distinctively now every time dad walks
3:26 in the room like oh ████ but then before that era that was deep into it but I remember a oh ████ era and then just going like how the ████ do we get here oh ████ era yeah but then before that it was like I could do no wrong era you know cuz used to be cute it's a great name old era it's a great name you know what's funny one thing I it's like a small thing but I saw uh like an old home video the other day that I I totally like lost this but I I got a hard drive fix like I was telling you and then in it was like some old things I digitized like years ago and there was a video of my dad and I totally forgot his mannerisms how they used to be because now my dad's like hello hi you know like he's that kind of dad and I totally forgot that's not him at all like in the videos he's like was he
4:16 meaner or nicer no he was just like cool like in his 30s like he's in the video he's always just sitting like this and he's always like hey that's like you yeah yeah but I think that's where I got it and then like in the video I'm like a little kid and I'm like like Dad look at this toy and I go up to him and he just goes he's like yeah right it's a toy yeah like he's a he's like Al he's like Shooter McGavin like from but that's like I forgot that that that was him all the time when I was a kid he was so like like cooler than than you in every way like that reminds me of my dad my brother and I had this story lock like locked into our brains so my dad would always sit in the same seat and watch TV and we'd come home from school and if his show was on nobody interrupt him oh yeah right you wait
5:07 till commercial I don't know be like watch no one interrupt that watch don't look at me especially the intro and leave the room yeah that's watch your bayw watch and um I remember like being excited about something that happened at school so I went to tell him about it he's just like wait till commercial and then I'm like standing there commercial happens I'm like so can I tell you you standing waiting she just the whole time you're just standing no no no wait wait I like this Pizza commercial just wait yeah and so commercial finally comes on he forgets that I'm standing there I'm like can I tell you my story after the Baywatch commercial he mutes the commercial he's like all right what is it I tell him my story I don't even remember what it was about and he goes that's it we finally had enough hardore dude
5:57 kids really can't wear you down man like holy ████ oh yeah Johnny at school was doing this and then that it's like I don't ████ know this person I don't give a ████ there was a time my brother and I were arguing about something in the backyard and my dad came out and I'm like Lance won't talk to me and my dad's like what do you want me to ████ do about it what the ████ you want me to do about it it's a fond memory so fun it's a very fond memory they ████ funny F how does it feel when taica tells you like a long string of just stuff there's times where me and J look at each other like man I wish you could just tell shut the ████ up cuz also it's also he distracts himself and then he's fumbling over words yeah so he's like oh he's like hey Papa can I tell you something they like what and I'm like and this is already
6:47 like the seven 7,000 thing he said hey papa guess what I'm like what so there's this guy his name is Ben and then his sister and then he was like he she fell and and then she fell down the stairs and then and the Ben came and then um and then so Ben was like Hey can you ate my chocolate yesterday and so and I'm just like where the ████ this dude that's rough story it's not a straight line it's like this and then later and then you try to like take it all in so you can find your own summary or like why it matters it's like reading back Mad Libs yeah it's he's like practicing talking too so it's hard to you can't just dismiss him yeah he's like he's still trying to figure it out he is you're like get out of here or you be like Dad be like
7:39 that's like my dad was so matter of fact that's it that's it you ████ bothered me for this that's probably one of the coolest things if you could find old videos of your of your dad like seeing how the M how the physicality is changed it'll hit you hard you'll just be like oh wait ████ like that dude was younger than me when I'm watching this video oh ████ yeah it's so weird that's true that's crazy that is crazy it's a really trippy thing to see I guess for me my old man it depends cuz yeah my dad was very much he had like a oh ████ era where he was just so stressed out at work that when he came home it was like just be quiet everyone yeah yeah or like you know one of my fondest ones is he comes home from work and and this happened like basically every night where he's like you just hear the door closed he he walks in he goes up the these stairs he goes in the living room
8:29 and then you just hear here silence silence where the ████ is the ████ remote too why is that a thing he just blows up yeah just out of no just like it was like dead silence and it's like and then you hear my mom going I don't Chuck I was looking I don't know and then he's like I swear to ████ God Sherry I swear to ████ God why do they all have the same meltdown every time I come the ████ remote's gone Chuck and Sherry yeah that's my so funny that's hilarious he's a mellow dude now it's wild my favorite thing of of you about your dad is how you can't call him without him be like what what is this he's panicking no yeah so yeah I get scared to even call my dad to this
9:19 day cuz like you're just raised to be like if I call my dad he I'm really bothering him so yeah it's just like you you call your dad yeah what what what what and like oh yeah um Can can I yeah can I go out uh with my buddy Steve and then he's like yeah click that's it so it's like whoa so yeah stress dude uh but before oh well middle of the O ████ era he sometimes he just is in a good mood randomly and you're like oh sick this is going to be fun and so he he loves Star Trek loves Star Trek to this day and we have the same dad I know it sounds so similar St Trek Dad yeah 100% dude so he would um movie dad like movies TV shows everything me too me too so my my dad although he's a peard guy I'm more of a Kirk guy it doesn't matter what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if
10:09 you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us question questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details he would take he would take us in his lap during the introduction to Star Trek the Next Generation cuz he loved that show and he would like Zoom us around the living room so that would probably be my favorite one yeah yeah yeah that was a good one and then uh and then my little brother Kenny we used to watch this Superman show that was on TV for like I don't know like a year or something and um we during the intro to that I used to
11:01 fly my little brother Kenny around the room that's cute you pick up Kenny yeah I know little Kenny but you know Kenny are you talking about the Dean Kane Superman the Dean Kane Superman show yeah we watched that yeah we watched that while it was familyfriendly and then they started ████ Lois and Clark i h watched that wow so my parents wouldn't let us watch it after a while cuz they started ████ hard they were clearly like sweeps in sweeps week or some ████ on like year two and they're just start ████ each other you think they wore costumes too yeah dude it was wild yeah cuz it was like it was kind of the whole thing was kind of like a rum romance for Superman it was called Lo and Clark I remember that but the Superman it was always very boring for me until the Superman Parts yeah but so yeah I was just hanging out with just like what they adults just are kissing all day well dude you used to as
11:51 a kid you used to be like pissed about it like a ████ man fast forward what is this ████ you know why they got to ████ all the time same same same thing happened with the same thing happened with Smallville remember Smallville Smallville was so cool in the beginning then then it basically became One Tree Hill did it yeah because it was just like a it was just him it was his romantic conflicts I watched like maybe five episodes of that show but I I I but yeah I I wasn't into the teen ████ of it it always did that thing where like this guy has so many Powers but he can't overcome the Power of Love yeah dude that's the by the way that is not to get Sidra too much that is the gayest ████ about Superman is that he's like I'm so ████ strong it's so I'm so alone that's the corner they wrote themselves into I know yeah he's just super simp they weren't they weren't thinking that an Action Comics number one no dude no chance yeah but it was to be relatable to teen boys that are that are nerds
12:42 right deep down inside they're actually a strong man but everyone doesn't know cuz they're just a nerdy ass journalist no the the thing is that all the young boys want to know that Lois uh could settle with a nice guy but she wants an ████ yeah which is Superman I would say my most recent though one of my father like the fondest one though is that he officiated my wedding so that was pretty cool your dad yeah wow yeah cool that meant a lot cuz he's the most religious person in my life and so that was where's the ████ Bible what the ████ where's your ████ vows it's much different now cuz he's just mellowed out like like like Dad just mellow out eventually or something yeah they do yeah they just get too tired of being jerks yeah it's exhausting yeah so now when I see like my little nieces and nephews like when
13:32 my dad comes home they're all like like like run to him and jump in his arms and ████ I'm like this is ████ crazy that that to me is my new fondest moment ever like ever since uh cuz I also just had the O ████ era for all as long as I can remember I don't remember my dad like being very yeah he's never said I love you to me that as long as I can remember it's it's a joke for me and him now I was looking at I'm like I love you he's like okay and he just he never says you just can't say it right W however that's a fun joke it's ████ funny now um but yeah the O ████ era was my whole life and then I remember talking to my sister because after she had her first daughter U my niece Alani uh seeing my dad being like pick her up and being like ah ah I was like who the ████ is this guy I'm like
14:24 jealous who is this I'm jealous and I want to put signs up have you seen this ████ no you you should see this guy warning this is what this guy's like yeah dude like literally me and my sister like bonded over just being like what this is this is crazy it not even giv a ████ about my ████ niece literally just looking at my dad processing like emotions I was like I didn't even know he had that smile you know what I mean or made those sound effects we got scammed bro I wonder if taica is going to feel like that cuz I feel like I'm very intentional with how I parent so I feel like I don't at least I'm trying not to create the O ████ but I wonder if in his mind he's like this is he also experienced the O ████ era and then once he has kids he's like what the ████ who the ████ is this guy but then in my mind I feel like I am being the grandpa now to him I feel like you
15:14 are too are I feel like you're the softest dad on Earth it is tricky though because that is a thing that kids do it's all relative like sometimes like I had these two friends their sisters and one of them really believes that they had like the worst childhood ever and is so dark and like solemn and so like weird and the other one's like are you ████ kidding we had everything we could have asked for and it's just like a mindset thing where she's like no Mom was great dad was great everything's perfect and she's like oh I'm so conflicted because she wants to do art and ████ and she draws dark stuff so she's like what the ████ happened to you yeah cuz like I didn't have um I didn't have like the uh what do you call it like the grumpy scary yelly dad I had a bipolar dad so like the 80% of the time he was actually really fun CU because he
16:04 worked at home if I had like a fun new hobby like oo I'm really into like fish can you take me to the pet store he'll be like all right after this lesson let's go that's so he like every I just remember like every new thing that I was into like he would go and then like I would be probably in the fishing shop or the like the pet store or the beach for hours and he would just be chilling in the car if he's bored and waiting until I was done so he would be super supportive of the things I was into or he would also get into it too and we both would like get a big fish tank together and so we had a lot of fun as far as like father son ████ but the 20% of times he was like flipping out that's the oh ████ but that wasn't his default oh and he never like screamed and yelled like I would go to other people's houses and then like it's same thing like their
16:55 dad's like something doing something and we're playing too loud and you'll be like shut the ████ up and I'm like holy ████ right but my dad never like did that and then I think a lot of people enjoyed coming over except for the 20% when he was ████ me up so the 20% when he's pissed was he pissed at you or is he pissed just in general about other things or I don't remember cuz I was impulsive with you know I don't know was it was probably because I did some ████ up ████ or like I was in trouble like cut his ████ piano strings yeah dude probably deserve most of it but the other stuff you would get pissed at I think he'd be frustrated cuz I'm not learning quick enough what imagine if when you cut his strings he's like oh you like cutting piano strs let's go get more piano let's get some strs let's go to S mash and cut more
17:45 strings I cuz I remember getting my ass beat for playing the wrong keys on the piano but it felt excessive oh but it and I got my ass beat because he was trying to teach me profit and I couldn't understand it CU that's right right cuz I bought pogs from the uh card shop and I would resell it for cheaper stupid cuz I was trying to undercut the market you know he doesn't understand promotional sales did any parents smoke or no no no cuz my memory of like every time getting in the car with my dad was like this is about to get crazy cuz he's the kind that like has crazy road rage so so he's just smoking his ████ astr just full of cigarette butt D just ████ cussing off ████ like so there's never been a pleasant car ride even if he's like hey you want to go to McDonald's I'm like oh ████ yeah but as soon as I get him the
18:35 car I'm like oh Jesus damn that that reminded me like I would be scared of my dad driving all the time too he he would have bad road rage it just C actual fights Uncle choke a guy up against the wall your uncle that's where's my money my dad would get lost but then pretend like he purposely went to this location do I like trying to trick a kid that clearly knows that you're lost yeah but you're like no no no we're good here kids no we're just making a detour I like spot never been there before catching your dad trying to play things off is pretty funny yeah it's pretty ████ funny man I would hell trick my kids for sure well you always think you're tricking your kids but they they don't have buying it right that's the thing I remember watching Sandlot and ████ like that and then like showing my
19:26 dad and I was like yeah I want to get into like baseball and he's like the most unathletic dude cuz uh you know he's a piano player and an opera singer right so like when he saw that uh he took us to Big Five and we got like all the whole things like the whole Mt and everything and then like we we would practice dude he was fun like I wish yeah and then this dude never wore like casual clothes like he always wore like a dress shirt tucked in everything right and we would go to the Rondo Beach pier cuz I got really into fishing and we would just go fish for several hours while he's like in a almost a full suit like a mafia guy it was just it was just looking back I used to beg him to wear a t-shirt cuz I wanted him to look casual normal so he would have like this Grand Canyon t-shirt tucked into his ████
20:19 slacks so it's like almost trying yeah and then like cuz all of his normal clothes were like tourist clothes so he had like a hat yeah like a souvenir hat and in that Yellowstone come on dad and I was like yeah I remember playing chess with my dad a lot as a kid I remember um so my bedroom as a kid uh was my dad's Library I think I already mentioned that and then we had this balcony that extended off of my bedroom and he had a telescope so every night we would go and look at the stars and moons and the planets he would wake up my brother and I at like 2:00 in the morning and he would know when a meteor shower would happen and he'd drive us to a location that had less light pollution and you know have hot chocolate M that's ████ tight yeah stuff like that that I really remember and appreciate my dad used to
21:10 wake me up he's like you got to wake up Steve Steven you got to wake up and I'm like what's up and he's like ████ James Bond's about to run across some alligators and they really did it he's like and they really did it so then I'd be like all right yeah and you go downstairs and then like you wait cuz like he he wanted to make sure he had enough time you wait like ████ minutes of James Bond talking to a ████ M or some ████ but then yeah finally yeah they used to really do those stunts dude they had like some poor stun is that the Roger Moore one yeah they lined up all these crocodiles or whatever or or alligators or whatever ████ science whizzes out there yeah whatever guy can Google faster than us and they had them all in a row and James Bond like sure enough he runs across all of them and like they actually did the stunt yeah the stunt guy really did that ████ it's insane is like oh oh ████ ████ bro yeah
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