0:00 in this day and age taking somebody's like phone away is like a taking a part of their identity it's like removing a limb having a timer for the bathroom is pretty funny yeah you think there's too many boys going in there whacking it off ████ I've done that once yeah I think boys is I think I think it's [Music] just students raise privacy concerns over using QR codes to get into bathrooms let me tell you about it Huntington Beach California all right QR codes which are very very everywhere in general we understand that we use it menus we use it to pay things we use it to like find people's social media accounts whatever right it's very popular is now being put into schools for the particular reason of going to the restroom so when you ask to use the restroom you have to go and take your
0:50 phone up scan the QR code and then you have to go put your phone back down at your seat and then you go use the restroom now here's thing when you scan the QR code not only does it give you permission but also begins logging a time limit but you also don't have your restroom oh you don't have what if you're constipated though so you don't know what time this is this is just part of the entire I get it part of this all right so you can't even look at your own timer to see if you're running out of time or not you just got to go to the restroom and back but remember you do get it but we also grew up in a generation when we didn't have phones during school Y and and and you just had to be like I got a couple minutes you go right and I don't think any of us took a sh at school unless it was at hell no dude I don't want that thing to happen where everybody comes in h know someone's taking a ████ in
1:40 here yeah I would throw paper towels at those dudes like like wet W the paper towels throw over bro I'll kick I'll kick the stalls I'll be like you ████ taking this ████ you had to in the beginning of the day all day you hold it it's not worth it it's not worth it or you go to the nurse's office oh I have a stomach ache guys are crazy and me I have I got a camcorder what's up Jose I did that ████ this guy's crazy that's so funny these bullies right here guys dude guys dudes why they don't so some students are angry and feel like it's a privacy infringement that they've been circulating a petition on change.org saying the policy goes against the government's duty to protect the health and safety of students others add the policy is unconstitutional that's interesting though does it though does it is is this in violation well the policy allows us
2:30 school to track where the students are in a sense uh there's been a lot of problems of kids just going and messing around talking to their friends when they should be in class so cuz the solution to that at our school was you just had a sign in sheet on the door and if you use the bathroom you had to write your name cuz we had a problem with someone put ████ on the it wasn't me all right people would just leave the ████ around the bathroom and around the all I did I didn't do that one I peed in the shoe I found in the bathroom and got and they didn't know it was me peed in the shoe somebody left their shoe in the bathroom and I peed in it and then we had is such a boy we had to we everyone had a thing like that we all did it dude we was figh in the bathroom everybody had a signature move so then they just did a signning it doesn't sound too different than that other than the fact that I mean it's like the same
3:20 thing to me I get the leaving your phone like IM oh I got to use a restroom take your phone you're just obviously just chilling not in class like of course every kid's going to do that maybe we should don't understand the did you guys always have like security guards walking around the hall and stuff and like cops at school no really you guys have cops at school no no okay Pasadena we get it no but like you know guess metal detectors to get inside the we have metal detectors but we had like security guards that would like hell no we didn't have one security yet I went to a private school I feel like the only person who maybe was paying attention on behalf of the faculty was like the head janitor cuz when we would go to the bathroom there would always be like cards there was a guy named Tim he would be security guard and he would go around all like the school like sometimes you could avoid him but like there would always be someone like checking you out like sometimes a faculty member would be walking around or something like that
4:10 but it wasn't like the official security person that's like okay they change shifts at this hour yeah cuz you get some Secrets who were pretty cool like they'll let you slide like hey what are you doing bro like stop going over here and then some who were hard asses that would like man get your ass back to class or they send you to like they call it like tardy sweep or some ████ tardy sweep you that too right that's only high school I had like police or kid rolling around in high school only yeah that was it right Middle School they just leave you alone you didn't have to do a sign in for the bathroom of any time we' have to have a pass that was it I I applied to be a a safety do you guys have safeties we the orange vest and right citation you wanted to do that let me tell you what let me tell you what isn't that a hall monitor overachiever that's a h monitor this guy up monitor extra credit let me tell you why I believe in why I don't give a ████
5:00 what you guys say cuz you guys are losers all right I was the winner I applied because at my school first second and third grade was on one playground fourth fth and sixth grade was on another when I was in fourth grade I crushed on my my friend's younger sister who was in third grade so the only way that I could like be over there with her was to be a safety over there so you are s safety guard s safety you know what I was a Sim safety and it it worked hey fourth grade is different I thought it was in high school high school I'd be like dude ████ you you didn't you had safeties in high school no I don't even know what safety is we had safeties dude I don't know safety it's the one that like when the bell uh rings at the end of reset everybody's freeze so the safey walk around see if you're still moving they write you a citation what we had this in elementary school that's so funny so people are
5:50 like this and ████ waiting for you so how does this compare to what the stuff we had to go through it doesn't seem too too different of course it doesn't but I think the idea of in this day and age taking somebody's like phone away is like a taking a part of their identity it's like removing a limb having a timer for the bathroom is pretty funny yeah you think there's too many boys going in there whacking it off ████ I've done that once yeah I think boys I think I think it's just nature like boys just mess around in the bathroom it's just everybody knows that anything that can be done wrong will be done wrong there never going to stop I got power bombed in the bathroom and got a concussion I I got knocked out oh ████ yeah Power Bomb is a wrestling move when you you pick them up yeah like a tombstone yeah I was taking a piss and then my friend grabbed me in power isn't it funny we all went to different schools but we all did the same ████ like if someone was taking a ████ water water ████ paper towel you
6:42 just bomb them remember I told you I used to piss I used to lift the toilet tank and pee in the tank so people would flush and go what huh I just flushed throwing m8s in the bath bathroom dude I had exploting I had a kid talk ████ to me in the playground and then I saw him in the bathroom and it was a trenches it was the trenches yeah and then I saw him finally like taking the piss by the trench and I was just like perfect I just clocked them hard as I could and ran off yeah that's how you do it those are dude bathrooms were the best days you did everything you bathrooms were the best days it was really fun cuz that's when you did your most Horse Around stuff yeah and the teachers were weird about going there when you had trenches back in the day cuz you got to be worried about the teachers looking at your dick do you like shaking people while they're peeing no I just kick them is this weird I I never when someone's peeing you run up and you ████ shake them like that you
7:32 make their hips go like this and if they pee on their leg sometimes I never knew if this was wrong or not but like we all thought it was weird but we were messing around so much in the bathroom during uh PE when you have to shower that the coach said he was going to stand there from now on and watch a shower God swear to God s Gabriel Academy 1999 what was the name moski maybe maybe cuz he oh yeah it's us I just straight up said your name dog sorry uh oh you bad bad boys you bad boys and those Speedos because we were messing around so much we did the shampoo trick on Armenians we did the freaking we were doing back spins cuz you spin forever naked yeah naked but then like because we were joking around so much he wanted to teach us like discipline of like no you got to like take this seriously shower and get to class so he stood there and was just like there while we like you bad bad
8:23 boys that's W no I couldn't deal with idea of my dick just being out with everyone else's dick you know yeah you know what's funny they made you like they made you get used to that you see all the showers and stuff from back in the day and no one ever used it yeah never yeah it's gross dude but they used that back in the day though that's why they were there for the gyms for us like if you use the showers you were a loser same but no it's kind of true it's kind of true but back then though when when they built the schools everyone used it we had to use them everybody would yeah the 19 fu 50s they did it that's why we thought it was weird cuz in San gri Academy we all had to start using them again and the freaking lime scale was like vintage well you probably you guys everyone probably stink we did stink that's why we had to learn how to do that but then it was weird that he had
9:13 to watch us that is weird make sure you're scrubbing good that's definitely not right like if anything it's like you guys got five total minutes I'm right outside the door anybody doesn't get out of this room by 5 minutes I'm writing you up I don't I don't think he was I really don't think he was like oh yeah I think he hated that he had to do it how do you know were you watching him I was making eye contact with him CU I thought it was funny and then he was he like took the humor and the fun out of it cuz you can't giggle no more when you're like slapping ass you just have to like really at cosplay a a bther this sucks yeah you can't just bathe you have to cosplay we had so many games we had all these schedule set up for games and ████ then he took you're the ring leader dude he started all of it he started all of it it's Ryan's fault shower games yeah he remembers they don't I don't think they do that no more it was just AR that be you know I remember showering at you know that Pacific University College a a
10:06 isusa Pacific yeah no it's pu I think it's a 7th Day adven College you know how like churches would do camp meetings on campuses sometimes I specifically remember those showers um was so ████ weird because you like we would go and it's and it's like it's it's they have a communal shower in the dorm room but it's like a it's like a ring so it's like a tower with all these showerheads right so you're literally ████ looking at each other scrubbing away so you're seeing all the members in your church from Elders to other people's just ████ butt ass naked and ████ and I'm just like all ages from minor to Major cuz it's a camp meeting so my church is there so I'm there like looking at ████ Pastor here and oh no really
10:56 that's a design yeah but it's so weird because like show I was like i' usually when you see the showers it's designed in a way where it's kind of stalls or even even if it's open you guys playing tether ball yeah even if it's open it's it's against the wall but this one was like yeah tetherball it was it was like a sprinkler where there was different showerheads and you're facing each other po design o That's from a very mature time yeah no that's a mature time I was afraid of people looking at my dick and be like I can't wait till I tell the whole class about this guy's day you know what I mean that's what I was scared of back in the day yeah
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