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Would You Let Your Girl Grind on Chris Brown?

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0:00 started sucking his no she's just like she's just up on him yeah if he's grabbing her butt Steve he's grabbing her butt okay that's different all your ladies right now it's like this girl you're Chris Brown it's like this [Music] photo all right fam so we're going to watch this video and then we'll have our own takeing our reactions hopefully it splits the room because that's funnier um but there is an artist named Oma Le uh he's one of those artists that went on stage sang a song picks a lady from the crowd has a lady come up imagine that like a like at an usher concert oh like a sexy dance put them on the chair whatever well this is just one of those scenes but the funny part I guess is that her man's in the audience too that's right oh no so let's just enjoy

0:52 this video and then we can careful boy review it [Music] oh cover oh oh oh get the lighting that's the mans oh okay oh oh wow yo why is she like staged divorce her dude so good oh the guy in the Hat [Music] oh it's almost like she's a part of the show is it a plant that's it dude he's like shake my head damn oh he didn't do anything he's

1:44 getting cucked he I thought he was going to go on stage on or yeah that's what I thought no he just uh he took it okay there's nothing he could do at that point I'll tell I'll tell you who who could do something about it is Andrew Cobra Tate would have went up there Cobra Tate or Will Smith would have went up and slapped him me yeah Will Smith I reached for the security guard's gun so the divisive what thing is like a well the internet happens to be divided on it it just went viral because at the end of the day it's kind of funny to watch cuz I saw that the a lot of articles are posting that saying the internet is divided over this I love that I love that what how what are the sides it's divided on that she okay there the side is like oh like I'd never let my girl do that and then the other side is she can do whatever she wants a what side are you on can you just do the debate and we'll

2:35 chill you got this one it's like you you're going to hear the you know you going to hear that whole thing of like I don't see no ring on her finger by the way she was clearly very into it so like that's his problem it's crazy cuz usually it's like a little segment I don't know it's going to be the whole show like she got brought on stage for like a 30 minute performance it looks like like cuz it's cuz a lot of guys say this kind of sentiment of like oh if I saw my girl like Chris Brown Mee and greet is over like they would break up with the girl for going to like that's hilarious that's the right answer you guys that's the right answer yeah which happen there's a photo of this chick who like took a photo of Chris Brown but it wasn't just like posed next to him it's like she jumped on him and then he's like holding her and then so the guy like broke off their engagement or some ████ yeah that's right that's right people online are like are like yeah power to the dude own you don't own her but what did she do what did she do in the Chris Brown photo though like did

3:26 she start sucking his dick no she's just like she's just up on him yeah grabbing her butt Steve grabbing her butt okay that's different all your ladies right now it's like this girl you're Chris Brown it's like this photo yeah okay all your ladies all your ladies right now next week they go to a Cris Brown meet and greet and they do this what is the conversation that you have I would break up with her but I'm too afraid of being alone so I'm not going to I think like I would say passive aggressive comments for the rest of our life about it I think I think you have to get first you we have to eliminate the idea that our women would never do this cuz that ruins the play yeah correct cuz that's for for most people that's what solves the problem is they wouldn't be with a girl that would do something we all know that women internally are lying ████ exactly so we don't have so let's say that like regardless of that let's say

4:16 that Gio still did it yeah how would you react if we didn't have kids I probably would break up yeah I'm like what the yeah what the ████ is that my girl ain't no groupy dog that's what I would say if you guys did four tracks if I knew I'm out here brother if I knew Hannah was a fan I would throw her on the stage and go go ████ do it cuz and he' be like let me eat his come I think it's working it's working get the com and bring it bring give my bib get my bib snowball snowball but I think the question is it's uh it's a what's the word like it's surpris it's a surprise new glimpse into character how yeah yeah yeah yeah like you didn't know that Hannah was as that kind of a

5:06 fan and it just came out of nowhere oh you groupy ████ yeah you groupy ████ cuz I think that's what the dude's reactions are it's not like uh oh yeah I've been knowing my girls AO whatever I think internally I would be hurt but my pride would not let me recognize it that she was actually that infatuated with them I'll just be like oh her no she's is she's just ████ ████ around as a fan she'll never be with them she can't even get with them no she he will never date her dude we went to we were at the Bad Bunny concert and he says in Spanish he's like all my single ladies out there and I'm piecing it together like Make Some Noise if your single lady Tiff started cheering I almost ████ I was like you know what dude you're cheering at the wrong time at the this is over that's what I did she probably s in some sexy Spanish yeah bro

5:57 I was like ████ it it's funny um in in Japan when they have the concerts like if you go hella boyfriends would just send their ████ girlfriends up there because they think it's hilarious and then they don't even give a ████ if they like hook up and become a groupy after nah bro that's crazy huh yeah this better not be one guy told you this and you think obviously what do you think it is dude obviously my friend can told me everybody goes up there and they go bring the come back bring the come obviously it's not everybody okay but it's how common it is it's not American superial Japan times it's like they're just they don't give a ████ and that's why they're not number one like America okay is it like the cheating culture thing where they like did Street that's what I'm yeah yeah like that like that's weird to us right but it's not weird to them like it's not common I'm saying but

6:48 it happens a lot so like in women in Japan they're still hurt when their man cheats but they're more accepting of it yeah yeah but they are like that's tight that's shedding a little they won't leave yeah if Nikki did this ████ the ultimate power move is to start crying and leave but what if it was Eminem what if it's m I would just go I'm never going to see her again do that you have my feeling cuz then she's on stage and she's dancing with this guy but then she sees me leaving crying and she was like I feel bad now I'm going to get down I'm going to get down unless she stays and you're like what the ████ ████ and now you're outside with two tickets St and you're with all the other guys that are crying and leaving well I have the beginning of our relationships ticket Subs so I'd have the end as well oh cute cute and

7:40 gay how long would you give her the silent treatment for until she until you finally start talking to her again Sil after you pick her up from M&M until I get horny until I get really horny he would stalk her until they fake R new other he go oh crazy seeing you oh wa is is crazy it's crazy that I'm crying already happens to have two tickets I just happened to be already crying and sobbing real take I would it like let's say smack did that yeah I would it be over cuz I'd be like what the ████ we that's not in our like established rules of how we treat situations yeah a part of you I never even knew about what the ████ like I'm a big I'm a big advocate of like I don't want to ever change somebody I'll be like I'll leave stay this person like go on stage every time and find a dude that that cheers you on cuz I think there's guys like that that exist in Hawaii Jo takawa there's guys

8:30 that like that that are like down with that and think it's cool I don't personally think it's that great because I also wouldn't do that yeah but wouldn't you go oh I didn't know I had this pass as well and you go I don't think Rihanna I'm coming to your concert girl does call me up call me up I'm allowed I'm allowed I don't think I think BR backage is not useful to me at this age yeah I think if that was I don't even like meeting greets on any side yeah if if I was 20 if I was 20 and me and my girl had like hall passes that's pretty cool but I think I'm just like over that type of ████ but it's not a h pass it's Rihanna Rihanna she's never calling us up on stage she's had a baby right now Eva Mendes though and she called me on stage I would go for it yeah it's Eva Mendes I think if it's outside of your established like idea of your relationship Beyonce beyon no I think I

9:22 thinky Rolland maybe come on I think the equal two-way street would be like I don't have to do dishes the rest of this relationship oh you're trying to harder the rest of the relationship that's sick dirty dishes is all on you you go ████ straddle Chris Brown as much as you want yeah honestly I'm on Team B for that one because like it's not like they actually ████ you know what I mean it's just like maybe it's also coming from like a dancer performer sometimes you know when you get on stage an entertainment personality Clicks in it's not like a real like this you are trying to go backstage but you know she didn't ████ but all your boys perceive that they did left you it's not like they actually ████ is a wild thing to say I would be more you just got pied in the face in front of everybody that you know I would be more peeved that we spent like 10 years of her establishing for so long

10:12 that that was a bad person to be then I'd be like why are you now the person that you always talking ████ about that's what I would be like this is weird like contact that's too much contact the character break right that's the part I would be like we threw that away cuz they're all ████ and hor oh like I'm we're supposed to adopt this understanding because if she was like that I'd be like and and you know I would that would be a fair assessment of like Oh I like that you're kind of crazy Steve's president though they're all SS andp it flip it flip it if uh one of your F favorite female performers called you up on stage and that happened my pants is dropped already what would your girl say that's different though that's different I'm I'm walking up with just nothing but a t-shirt on the agal gender conversation is it's different nothing's going inside me I just sat there I didn't do anything that's my argument ████ do anything if okay that's what would your lady say huh what would your lady say if she saw

11:02 you it's Hannah yeah she probably cheer you on she probably pull my pants down before I get up on stage she'll like warm you up and then she'll be like draw it and she'd be like true to size she'll tune the band she'd fluff me before I ████ get up on stage who's your who's your celeb Crush that you that you do that for Sydney sweetie okay not bad for now I thought you were going to say like ████ Empress mitsuko or some ████ that was yesterday princess Kimo that's why I like this example because it does work like it's not a bad it's not that that's bad it's just that the match the match yeah you got to find people that worked with each other you got to find the match that's all hey the fact that I like the trade though I like I like that it happened you endured it because you're just a good cuck you know what I mean you're good very loyal good boy and then and then you got to find what's the value as reparations in front of your

11:53 homies cuz she did that ████ in front of your homies so if Sydney's like hey uh Anthony come feel my titties up please I'm look I'm going on stage all right you're Nina and I'm going what she said she wanted me to cuz the difference is she didn't acknowledge her man she didn't she didn't look back and go like I'm playing this part I'm looking back at Nina and I'm like I'm like hey you get the situation right like you get baby I'm a performer that's when you're like that's when you're like okay I'm going to I'm going to be in the doghouse for like 2 months worth it parlay parlay ████ it worth it right maybe you know what these hands are made for yeah touching boobs or or I'm too AF or my wife goes on stage and like you know through the shadow of performance yeah they're not actually ████ all right

12:45 I'm going home afterwards and I'm like obviously I'm hurt but of course you know I I'm secure so you have to do that I'm playing that same song that's not bad I'm playing the same song I'm like you're doing it to me but naked we're going all the way right now you got to remind me you could imagine her while you while you ████ her why you have sex a lot what if she did that with him call me Chris call me Chris while we're doing this you're both ████ each other imagining that you're someone else that's har brother what if she did that with an artist that wasn't really like convention like Smokey Robinson or some ████ like or it was like zezy top Z Top Li know Richie jeene Simmons know Rich's kind yeah L what she's got there was a time when they were don't they were there was a time they all got goopies everyone got gopies like 30 years ago yeah but that's not

13:35 who you expect your girl to grind at a concert I'd resp reg just fil it yeah reg just fil it I'd respect look at this ass it's huge her wanting a legend Gil it's too big for me gilber too big for me she she's got a boyfriend in this audience you just watch absin right yeah so I don't know if they still do that act but did they did they still do that act where they bring like a girl and they sit her on a chair and they have two r dudes come on and give La Dan n was that girl she got picked they picked this black guy they picked this white guy right still works in like ████ Silicon Valley and and then they play this ████ song they both do the uh the the little lap dance I'm sitting there being like yeah I'm being a Hannah to Joe you know see you're C dude I'm about I'm ████ C dude you're ████ swallowing cup dude I ████ swallow C Joe anyways so then there's one I'm not

14:26 going to say which skin color one clearly has some sort of Rhythm Of course look like genine or some ████ and the other one did not and Nina picks the white dude I said the the RAC good it's the white guy and I literally am so upset at her I'm like who the more the less threatening because Asians are white adjacent well she didn't want you to that she didn't want you to feel that she didn't want to get ████ good yeah she didn't want to watch you she didn't want watch you watch her get ████ you just stick to swallowing come and then gargle the rest of this episode I think she cared about your feelings and she didn't want anything to go too wild Nina doesn't like them big now we know I could live more than Joe not yet you're not there yet that's a good Rob

15:17 doesn't like a big now we know

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