0:00 [Music] so you guys know i'm a pretty big uh star wars fan big pretty big fan of star wars all right is anybody else a big fan of star wars i love that wars i love star trek they don't you don't even know what star trek is yeah name it captain bro captain uh pointy ears kirk jesus what's the name of ████ that's what's the name of the ship the starship trooper that's our usually galactica or spock is what you're thinking about or pron solo what's that number one most famous quote from star trek that everyone says chewbacca i see what you're doing the number one quote from star wars the star challenge different star check it goes right here it's right claiming to be a star trek guy right yeah yeah do that and then say the line yeah go ahead look at the camera go ahead save the line opposite opposite of death i've arrived
0:52 yep you got it you got it guys how did he do it how do you do it you've never seen one episode what's the track then if all he says is that he's right that's what he gets there when he gets there he goes right end of season one it's always a new trek that's not every season so you guys know that disney disney bought star wars a couple years ago right yes and then disney decided they're like you know what we're gonna do star wars land all right and they've they called it batu i thought they called it galaxy's edge the whole galaxy's edge but this is this planet called batu have you been i have been do you like it i think it sucks dick really why do you what do you hate is that where you get the blue drink you get the blue drink yeah you get that place is cool man pretty uh have you ever been yeah okay you don't know what the ████ star wars is but they got the uh the the ████ what is the starship troopers
1:42 what is that storm group no the ████ plane the millennium falcon x-wing you're talking about aluminum falcons the atlanta falcons are there the elena you said the malena falcon the millennial falcons no wonder people come to life the wonder people tomorrow falcons dude the melania millennium falcon this show handles pop culture like nothing else all right all through parts i do think galaxies that just type though so okay we got two people let's talk about it right so so and i'm not going to debate you about it for me my my issue like what you liked about it i assume was just what they had there for me i was like okay cool you get to finally go to a place from star wars and see it in real life but that's not been any of the movies like there's no boxing in any of the ████ they just
2:32 made it up i see something from the movies like you literally put tattooing in every ████ movie give us that or something did you well they they had the bar yeah but it's not the bar though so would it be the equivalent of so i i really like game of thrones would it be like if they just built a land that you didn't even see in the show that's exactly right and that's that's exactly what happened i see that's the last season too how confusing would be if harry potter land didn't have hogwarts castle they're like it's this other harry potter place and you're like wait why it's uh what's the big guy's uh what's the name hagrid it's hagrid's house what if it was haggar's house but haggar's house has been in the movie yeah it's a tree house don't yell at me okay i can know my ████ i get your frustration it's like if they made it you got served line and you couldn't directly ride on omarion's wet back from the rain it's like if they made a honey to land honey too
3:22 not one bro honey too or step up but but they didn't put you know this dance studio from the movie it was just some other place it was a different dance thank you thank you all right so so what they've now done is they have released the star wars land and you liked it we'll talk about that later is it in disneyland i like it too okay cool yeah but what they have now done is released this place called star wars galactic star cruiser which is a cruise that doesn't ████ go anywhere is there like a cruise ship it's a cruise like in star wars land so you go to this place you pay five jeeps five g's two nights boys and you don't ████ go anywhere what do you mean like is it like the queen mary yeah you just stayed yeah it's like a ship yeah that's parked yeah you pay five g's you better get a
4:13 ████ mickey blow job for that ████ you don't even get a mickey blow job dude but does it not go anywhere in the same way that like star tours doesn't technically go into it but it feels like you go somewhere yes not at five g's for two nights though you ain't doing star tours for two nights can you imagine that we're gonna do star tours you get to stay in one of these rooms oh that's cool by the way it looks like star trek in my opinion this doesn't really know style that's pretty good what's that logo what logo was that alan iverson what they could have done anything with they could have done anything with this right they could have they could have made these big rooms like more spacious rooms they decided to make it look like a cruise ship which this is not a cruise ship this is just a hotel nothing on the disney property nothing in here screen accurate to being in the movie nah doesn't look good no it's not it's not that because they have like some stuff like some of the lighting like some of the lighting stuff yeah that wasn't particular to an exact
5:04 scene yeah no no that's kind of sad then yeah it's like i like where is a saying with hogwarts it's not like you're in the ████ castle in like where they slept in the four you know post beds and whatnot it's like elements and stuff but it's not quite one yeah i wanted a big poster of the reading rainbow guy just hanging out there i'd be sick right yeah so this is like in your hotel room they have this like little view screen reading but but it's just like a tv but it's just a tv screen with like projecting a space image which could be cool but like you know it's just one of those things where it has to be really cool it has to be super cool yeah why the ████ would it be five thousand dollars for two nights okay so so we're talking about what what what you get with this right but not five g's you show up you walk through this like concrete um expanse right into a room where you get shuttled to the hotel but really they're just like decking up an elevator to the hotel and then but it looks like you're
5:54 traveling in space or whatever and then you get there and then they assign you with like a little watch that can i watch right and then they're like our apple watch and then basically um that's what continue your rooms and that's what also tracks your story progress oh cool so this is like a role oh it's like it's like westworld like a role-playing event nice it's actually getting kind of tired okay okay okay you get a c3po ████ am i right joe we're good at popcorn oh yeah only some of these guys suck all right how come see how come i have arrived [Laughter] how come c-3po sounds like a gay british man because he kind of is okay because he learned english hey at least you know that why'd you do the bit of a boob
6:44 because it's funny it's funny okay so so when you get there right you're checking your hotel room and then you kind of talk to like this little computer console or whatever and you basically pick so it's like hey i think i'm going to join the resistance hey i think i'm going to join the bat the bad guys hey i think i think i'm going to join the force hey i think i'm going to be a technician or some ████ which side chewbacca goes [Music] so if you like once that happens all these story elements start to happen on the ship apparently okay and that includes lightsaber training what you playing i'm kind of in bro i'm kind of not for five years activity remember five grand wait i thought this is star trek how come it's star wars now this is star wars buddy they they switch they switch it's star wars the whole time
7:35 how come you guys opened it up with star trek why don't you just talk about c-3p if you didn't know no but you told me star trek in the beginning no he did it i thought we were trolling the star wars thing it was actually the opposite so joe doesn't pay attention and bart doesn't know pop culture [Laughter] so they're they're shooting for sugar yeah they're not committed look at them yeah ████ asses i don't want them on my this is kind of a cool idea though it's a cool idea maybe potentially but for five g's for two nights you wouldn't do it for five years you're expensive that's not the point if we would do the point is if somebody would do it charge ████ five g's would you go as a influencer brand deal they were like hey come just ████ oh a thousand percent
8:25 i ████ wear a mask [Laughter] mandates are done but steve was like nah i'm gonna mandate myself would you would you go to star trek outfit would you wear a boba fett helmet i have a uh i have a regrettable story about a galaxy's edge yeah go ahead i hope i didn't tell this already before did i tell it i've never heard you even talk about star wars yeah all right uh so i uh sounds really drunk we should start there because that's probably why i need to apologize right away right you've been drinking there i've been drinking i've been drinking anyways so you can drink that right and i got drunk and uh i was i was with chad brother and we go into uh riders of the resistance which is this ride in the galaxy's edge right and rise of the resistance there is there it is and then you go through the line and stuff like that and before you actually get to the ride there's like kind of the experience of going through the line is its own experience it's my first time ever being
9:15 on it by the way and uh i didn't know and i wasn't in tune and aware of something i was also drunk that uh because it was an imperial army type of thing that the staff was supposed to kind of like treat everybody kind of like ████ it's like one of those things where they're like uber mean to you okay i wasn't disneyland is not that's not their thing that's not their brand needs so you thought they're disrespectful yeah yeah so i thought it was really good but this is how it came at me right you're so drunk one of uh my boy chad he had a uh uh lacroix uh in his ████ bag right and he also had a pin that like stabbed him because the back fell off he in the beginning of the day it like fell off so then it was like stabbing i was like i'll put in your bag so he put in his bag and he also had this lacquard right and then in the line the pin like punctured the lacrosse so his bag started kind of dripping and we're in this really thin like
10:06 there's only one way kind of lined right so it starts dripping this ████ like you know soda water in the line and stuff like that and it's really uh right at the last part of the the line which is this uh narrow corner at the turnstile and by the time you like figured it out we're like why you leaking he pulls out his thing and then it like spills all over so now there's a giant water look lacroix water pile on the floor and it's not something anybody can just avoid because it's a very narrow line so i felt compelled to notify the staff that we had spilled that and apologize on it right again i'm junk still so i let the lady know the turnstile as we're going through the thing i was like hey i'm really sorry uh we spilled some water uh back there and it's kind of just in the middle right and her response to me she like takes a second though i kind of maybe she broke character for a second so i didn't really know what's going on either and then she takes a second as i'm walking out she's like she said
10:56 something like um next time make sure you don't spill stuff right and i was that in character or was that out of character did you sound that urban it sounded yeah it just sounded really off is all right and i got confused i look back and there's an asian guy who's behind me some other person who like maybe like emphasizes like because it got really awkward but i was like all right cool whatever and i just kind of let it pass but i was already kind of like what the ████ and then the next part that's resort the next part is you stand in this like little line right before you go on the ride right they have you like stand in little like uh groups on this little piece of tape on the floor or whatever and then uh i'm just over there and i'm trying to explain what happened and the lady is pretty much telling us she didn't say shut up but she's like if you guys could please be quiet blah blah stand in your line and don't move around or whatever what a great experience yeah and it got really awkward because i feel like if i was working and that was the concept i
11:47 would make sure that somebody understood that was a concept for example like on behalf of the imperial army you must you know what i mean like you would use content you mean be the character exactly but she was just saying things like don't make a noise make sure you stand by your insulin it wasn't even it really wasn't character yeah and she's working on it i got super petty just felt more like six flags maybe she's just working on it i got super petty right and i i was really immature again i was young i don't know i i think i looked and there's like kids over there and ████ and i look at him like i'm like ooh big lady is that cannon though testosterone yeah so it was just really annoying for me if i if it was if i recognized what i was doing i i was an ████ i would totally apologize to that person now yeah but going out of it i'm like why did they not like acknowledge the thing
12:38 you're trying to tell them yeah or like use the context of like you know what i'm saying maybe they're winking at you you didn't you didn't see it you're too drunk you weren't drunk she's like trying to tell you we'll take care of it but stay in character so real quickly the biggest thing going on with this right so a bunch of tuber influencers got invited to this as like the first group of people and then of course they're all like going like i'm ████ coming like to this to this experience right but then their fans are watching the footage of it being like this is not worth money i can't believe you're trying to sell us this ████ so there's this not worth five grand there's this thing going on we're like you know for a lot of years the review space on youtube has been populated unfortunately with people who get a lot of access from a lot of these big companies who are like yo we'll invite you to our event for free you get to come and they're not even into this ████ to create hype right yeah create the hype
13:28 love it jerk off on it yeah so the hype is not great and the reactions are not good because most fans are watching this going this is cringy ████ what the ████ is this and 5 g's is pretty ████ expensive because you know the star wars world has a lot of really rich old geeks and they'll do it yeah the 40 plus year old dudes that like grew up doing this ████ that are like tech millionaires they're the ones that are going to pay for it not like the 12 year olds yeah their parents 13 year olds maybe steve as a as an avid star wars fan out of the most recent star wars stuff that they've done like what has been your most favorite uh star wars project star wars one like recent like with disney with the the with disney yeah i mean you know mando i haven't watched mando i haven't watched amanda oh really maybe yoda i
14:19 need to watch it look star wars star wars spurned me so bad with the new ones i went to the force awakens midnight like i was dude i got disney to get me into like the ████ premiere because i was part of maker studios at the time and i was like you get me the ████ i bled for this place they got me nice and i hated the ████ movie yeah i hated it and i saw it with everybody i thought was like ████ harrison ford and ████ like it was like that yeah it was wild did a lot of people hate it did you look at them and say i'm so disappointed in you no i walked out actually and i'm i'm not so oh wow you walked out no i don't know i walked out at the end when i was over and i because i was so excited for this you guys think i was like ████ so excited for this i walk out and jj abrams is as close to me as bart is right now and i just look at him like this i'm not kidding i swear to god in my life may god strike me dead because you're like you ████ at all i just couldn't believe that it was that he
15:10 didn't say star trek was better he said i am leaving if you knew star trek you would know he also did star trek and that's why it was better okay that's why i said that yeah because i watched all this ████ nice i'm not a fan of the way that they just they just get rid of all the stuff that made everyone love star wars and then just do all this new stuff and go everyone clearly loves all this the most and i'm like they kept making ████ up was that when you unanimously located by most star wars no no i don't think it's like that i think the force awakens was generally like everyone thought it was okay like or like even good the best movie that came out out of the new ones was rogue one besides yeah i agree with that the last jedi was dick they kept making up the the the ████ telepathic talking and i was like since when can jedi's do this and i turned it off well between ray and adam drivers i was like what is this what is this they could do that in the originals actually as soon as they brought an asian cast member i
16:01 said ████ this i'm not supporting it [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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