0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys where the caution is at an all-time high all the time every day every day every day i think we're gonna get a little divisive here because um the question of the day is should your girl have your phone passcode so we already know anthony says yes so i'll just i'll speak for him and we can just go around the room clockwise now what are you why do you think his yes right away because he's a massive ████ oh okay well throw my name in the hat as well steve green okay because i am also in solidarity with my man volunteering his tribute yeah cause my girl won't she won't check my phone i wish she would why do you have do you have it locked i do just for apple pay that's the only
0:50 reason why because you don't want her spending her money no like because you have to have a passcode on your phone if you want to use apple payments oh that's true very interesting stuff i know but like that's right it's good for security though you need a passcode you know that ████ yeah so you just need a passcode you want you want her to you don't want her to find but you do want her to find all the naked dude pics yeah but she won't ever look she won't ever look so i leave my phone up there on the table all the time and i just wait for her to like see if she's going to look at there she doesn't even bother with anthony let me carry yeah why is yours an automatic guess why is it like why because steve said so he didn't answer at all how right is she let's just let's go to the next person i didn't believe in it because i talked to other women but then um when i decided that it's time to be good i said you can have my passcode but so they can see the conversations that i
1:41 had with other women but then also i said to myself i need a contingency plan if i die who do i trust i trust bart yeah i don't have i don't have a password i know but you don't yeah that's true but bart might be busy because if i die we might not be able to get to him for a week you know you're not gonna get around to it yeah i mean you i hope you die like after five p.m because you that's so you just have to deal with the ████ that's why you're more free so he hopes i die between five to seven thirty at the most yeah so if you hold on just a little bit if i get a text from bart at 10 40 i'm like okay so something ████ ████ went down at bart's house something's up hannah geo had a ████ huge fight or some i don't know what's going on right now 10 40s 10 40. i'm
2:31 like dude this guy i don't know what happened it must be an emergency exactly damn yeah but it's i think it's good for a um like a contingency plan like okay you know you just have each other's info you ████ geotag whatevers so your girl has your info yeah because i'm like if i die these are the things you do this is my exit plan this is my this is what you move this is who you tell wow i just told nikki to talk to my little brother because he knows how to use all my crypto stuff yeah because otherwise there's no explaining to her how to use this ████ chick's brains don't work like advanced like we like our brains women am i right women don't ████ get it that's true she actually just like hey look i like i'll start to tell her about it and she's like just ████ have candy do it i don't want to do it halfway through yeah jio can't even spell crypto
3:23 we should ask her next time she's here spell crypto geo the case she's like too busy knitting sometimes maybe if she chatted it to her hand she could know how to spell crypto well if i put it like in her nail polish she might actually be able to read it oh that's pretty good that's pretty good i think that's what you do you should put the ████ key inside of the nail she can see it and then you know let me tell you that's the wallet key the crypto wallet key i'm pretty sure nikki has all of my passwords just because the amount of time that we've been together like and like like for example like if if we're in around the house and she's she's like i need to do an instagram story my ████ thing's not working what the ████ i just need to film this real quick like franklin's doing this thing and i'm like okay cool just take my phone and then she's like she's she knows my password because over the years ████ i'm sorry i was projecting because i hate myself [Laughter] when you guys steve you're so good when you guys are cheating on your women
4:14 right like what do you do when you guys are cheating what do you do to hide it okay so here's something that women don't know about yet that i'm gonna okay so if you're watching this with a chick around just just come with an excuse so there's this tab called the incognito tab shut up steve nobody shut up dude what you could do is you can you can there's this cool thing you can minimize your screen and your screen shrinks down goes down the bottom right there a little in the little tray yeah all right and then chicks have no you put whatever you want down there chicks they have no idea wow i don't even know how to use it i don't know about it yet they don't know they can't check your history because there is none nothing down there dude they don't know what history is it's gone my baby look why don't you go ahead and look through my history how about you go look for it my guy friends there all kind of do that to him and he's like yeah yeah yeah
5:04 i think it depends on the stage of relationship you're in because like you know for us it's like that where um if you have a family there's contingency plans so she has access to all of my ████ like my face can open her phone her face can open my phone i know her login to all her banks she knows log into mine i have a file of all my passwords um she has a file of all and how do you hide the other women though that's what we're asking that's that's the tough part i think other women but it's it's hot it's harder to do when they know your password did you ever or did you ever know anybody who had a second phone for cheating uh i did yes a second phone for cheating that's a lot of work your friend uh your friend peeve how the ████ did you know his name i'm actually serious about that how did you know his name no seriously can we actually pee
5:54 no do you actually know do you actually know him peeve yeah absolutely dude next to pet right that's crazy yeah he's kind of ████ up okay that's not bad i enjoy that one fan service for anthony i man it gets there right you don't go on the first date and go here you go oh thank you yeah all right okay what's your name my face it definitely took a few uh years and i think it was all a slow build up too and i'm not saying i had this ████ like road map for this ████ you know but like you know first it may be started off with like cool you could log into like my amazon if you need to like pick some stuff up for the house because we live together okay then i was like you know what like since you go to whole foods and i have an amazon credit card for amazon and you have my amazon
6:44 account use the amazon credit card for whole foods because i have it on my phone already just hold the credit card you know what i mean then it turned into like those just same thing like regular house stuff it's like hey i need to use your phone for something what's your password you know the music what's the netflix password how the ████ do i get into netflix why did you do why didn't you do the normal password that you do but then i i also know her logins and stuff like that but i feel like and and i haven't formally talked to about this with steve yet so i i should probably do it right now but she has my past codes and then she knows because i've told her i was like should i anything happen to me you have my codes to give to steve oh wow okay so that he can handle this ████ that you won't understand can i point my lady to hit you up too for my crypto stuff yeah for all 37 hey dude stop telling my net worth bro ████ my ████ just chilling in there you gotta go that's two dollars you
7:35 might give my code to steve it's 27 dogecoin blowing up my spot everyone i'm a rich guy this is a formal moment by the way i already give my code to steve steve gets five percent of whatever and then make sure uh make sure he gives you the rent do you know what five percent of thirty eight dollars yeah you know five percent of thirty dollars so i think fidelity wise a big reason like not everybody's gonna watch this obviously as relationships as long drawn as ours are that it's a confident moment to give that passcode but i think one of the reasons that we all have done that where it's like hey here's access to my ████ is cause you know you're not with someone that's a ████ crazy person that's going to type your ████ in and ████ go through every little thing and try to find something that's also true but we don't know yet well mickey does too i don't know yet dude i barely know how to check my instagram dms like half of you guys dm me on instagram i barely know how to ████ to get to it
8:25 unless it comes up what i love is when it comes up and i see the notifications like hey joe just dm you and i'm like oh cool and i click on it and then it goes it does it for you otherwise i don't know how to ████ together i'm literally like that i'm like a ████ grandpa where it's like if it takes more than one finger i don't know so i think we're all agreed that we've never been forced to give it never no i know some people though that uh if you're forced don't ████ get it man you're in a really um untrustworthy relationship then yeah you need to if you have if you have if they have to read your text messages and all that that's ████ toxic bro dumb ████ right there yeah do you guys like those memes where everyone talks about like oh don't let my girl get my phone or my passcode delete my history if i die yeah yeah i ████ oh my gosh shut the ████ up shut the ████ up please apple yes i don't know it's like in the well should you be with this person in the first place if you if you're not comfortable
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10:56 someone tries to like if they used us for example and went you should give me your passcode because i saw a video and every guy at that table their girl had the passcode so that's a symbol of trust it's like no it's yeah it's how it's done give me some time to delete my history let me prepare this page for you and then from that point on baptize my entire ████ text history first the symbol of trust is when the trust is given given hey there you go it's earned right when you're married to it's just so natural to know all your partner's ████ like nikki knows my social security number off her head so that she's on the phone ████ and she's just like i hear her doing it so it's like yeah married is a different level because there's gonna be a point in time in the marriage when it's like hey i'm sorry can you wipe my ass from now on yeah you know i never ████ make my wife do that dude i make her ████ eat my ass
11:46 instead how many of you do you guys do you guys know your significant other's phone number by heart i don't know any phone numbers by heart i don't know i need i always need a refresher she gets mad at me for it i don't she she doesn't know mine and that bothers me dude what an emergency it happened i'm saying i'm like yeah dude there's a video for you dude that's the one you're watching at home you better memorize my will help her what is it truce story i was following nikki to get her honda service whatever the ████ and so like i was following the dealership i don't know where the ████ dealership is i don't ever know where i am even though i lived in this particular area for years so i'm following her in my in my car and she is a ████ mad woman bro if she's when she's behind the wheel that's ████ insane is she worse than you as far as like uh like road rage is that what you mean oh no no no no road rage wise no nobody is this is hard to know but nobody is but she is a lead foot so
12:38 she'll just ████ blast off and she blast off on this particular day when i didn't have my phone and i was like god damn it i don't know how the ████ where she went so i had to pull over into a like a subway just lost yeah i lost you ████ burned me out and then i pulled someone's stealing me yeah i walk into i walk into a subway or like a ████ not on the jamba juice or some ████ and i was like hey can i use your phone uh uh and then what a such ████ thing these days i know right and then they're like sure and they give me the phone and then i was like okay what the ████ is your number oh no that's the worst i just hit nicky everybody had my phone back crackhead this was like the first couple years and i was like oh my god i don't know her ████ number so i had to i had to like call i had to like the operator no i had to like sell my
13:28 girl number somehow i got a hold of her internet and i was able to email her dad what the hell not even her email no because i don't know how to log into her well well i knew that not to email her because she was driving so i was like okay well her dad's oh it's tax season he's always at his ████ desk like so and i'd already been talking to them that morning about a and the email we should talk each other on the email and so so then i i was able to get a hold of her through him he calls her after getting my email but if not for that i didn't know her ████ number so after that i knew we're ████ right every time that's good man yeah that's a lot of emergencies happen the mistake was they didn't have gnaws in your car that would never happen a guy like me i got caught in a light bro yeah turbo through that thing how much do you feel like you can um trust your significant other with
14:19 because um i've never felt like oh ████ they're gonna they're gonna ████ ruin me i think it's like a weird thing it's it's not so much that like like on my end i just i've had i've paid my ████ dues as being the ████ jealous boyfriend so many ████ times some of the girls have paid yeah so like i understand now like i've reached a point where it's not even that i'm like oh i trust she's not doing anything i don't give a ████ like i'm just like if you are and it ████ comes up and it ruins our relationship that's the ████ course of time fun but i don't even i'm not even at the point where i'm wondering about i'm just like hey ████ it yeah if it happens it happens whatever i have commitment issues so um i sometimes hope that they are ████ doing something so then i can leave the relationship easy you try to find it out i i give them opportunities i'll hire some hot mail hookers to hang out and
15:10 then just be like sure you guys don't want to hang out did you see hotmail you know the only thing i haven't had the confidence to do yet is hire an eminem lookalike and have him like hit on nikki [Applause] i'd be i'd be ████ sweating the whole time oh my god oh she thinks he's hot too she swears no but come on i'm not a ████ idiot yeah yeah yeah i hate with my life jesus walks again style dude she's got his ████ brick from his old house wow she has like she's one of the few like one of 500 fans of the world or some ████ who has one of his bricks from his old house it's on some gangster ████ she likes eminem harder than i like michael jackson exactly and i like michael jackson oh bro he's i got the glove and the jacket you mean like a replica or the ████ real one i can't afford the real one
16:00 but if i could i would i got a little ████ embarrassed when uh like before i shared my passcode or whatever with with my girl like we were on the same amazon because i had prime so i was oh i just ████ ordered it it always starts with amazon yeah amazon's a big thing so then i got ████ kind of embarrassed because i wasn't at that level yet but i'd like ordered some ████ because they could see everything you're ordering and i'd order i had to order like a ████ 10 pack of like a hemorrhoid cream or some ████ and i was like oh ████ am i here yet like she's gonna am i am am i okay with this did she ever check it out if you know i wouldn't give a ████ but it's like a thing where that's i like that you're sitting there and you're like just one pack of hamburger cream that won't do by hemorrhoids you have not seen my hamburger that's why i said ten packs i am gonna do a lot i have a ████ recurring ████ living nightmare where anytime i do keto
16:52 i get these ████ horrible me too horrible hemorrhoids that just stop doing keto they ████ burst they burst and then i just have the blood like i ████ look like a bloody purge like everything oh my god stop doing keto this happens to you too i do i sti the doctor's like you guys ████ doctor said the same ████ i eat a lot of veggies though with if i do keto i don't do it anymore because i don't feel like i can't afford the blood that's like pure keto though that's like carnivore ████ but like if i eat veggies with my keto that ████ don't it doesn't happen so you're not eating ████ veggies dude oh no i'm not eating any i'm just eating ████ black angus like over and over that's like it's ████ bad that's carnivore bro i know i'm ████ up but that's why yeah you are doing a carnivore very nice so yeah i wasn't that that's the thing where like that eased me into it yeah like she knows i'm getting that many hemorrhoids the way we started easing into it was uh we so we got together
17:42 we're both maybe 23 or 24 and so we're just like in the workforce so we don't really have much money and we wanted to travel a lot so we started a bank account together um and that was our first uh travel bank account and we would each just put i think like 200 bucks in every single month and then so like at the every six months we can kind of like revisit and see like where we want to go where we could even afford to go and i think through there since we had the same login to a third bank account then we started moving from there into our personal account that's how she clawed into your bank account kind of dude kind of sketch yeah have you guys gotten are you guys still ordering like postmates like a ████ you you had a record as far as people that i know who really have a record you had the record you used to i don't know if you still did it he orders postmates like a production company dude are you are you on postmates plus
18:33 unlimited no well you're not you're sure you're putting money on fire bro you can save money on every delivery yeah it's a great 10 bucks a month and you get like a discount i'm going to do tonight it wipes out a pretty good amount of the cost well you reminded me that because you just got these toms delivered here and you just got like some something yeah my dad tonight then yeah better watch can you post me a hemorrhoid scream for me so your girl doesn't find out yeah can you be the guy hey make sure the guy drives a truck she'll see it if i do it on my phone come on we did a lot you do this for me yeah i think i started trusting my girlfriend when she was like hey um i need to get into your phone and i'm like why oh cause i'm gonna um respond to one of your other girlfriends and i was like okay cool because she helps me flirt with other girls so then at that time i was like you know i think it's i think it's about time you you you can actually
19:23 flirt directly like because what's the point with me flirting with them as usual judges don't even know what the ████ going on wait what's going on ████ amazing yeah she's like it's a put me in coach moment nice yeah yeah got it she went to varsity at that moment hey i just want you to know i think you're ready to ████ with these chicks and she's like yo man you got jk news to do like i'm chilling at home doing jack ████ let me flirt with these girls for you score some ████ for you yeah and it's like yo i ████ love you dude thank you is she down is she down yeah i think she's down to actually like be with them and actually like not leave you for them yeah come to think of it dude i think she's just stealing them from me yeah but she's also catfishing them right well i haven't even got laid yet with them so
20:15 i think she's not doing a very good job she's doing a bait and switch like a lot of time too you should get her passcode because she doesn't seem trustworthy i know huh i trust her way too much i need to revisit this relationship [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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