0:05 So, uh, a woman filed for divorce against her husband. And the reason she says is when I give birth to three kids, but he still never helped me making breakfast, doing household chores or anything. I thought maybe he'd he just doesn't know how to do it. But yesterday, he just spent 5 hours making a homemade cake for his work wife's birthday. Oh, >> but when I needed his help for packing breakfast for our kids cuz I had a fever, he didn't help me and kept make this cake for her. >> This made a cake. >> 5 hours to make a cake. Isn't that wild? >> Wow. >> Have to see a picture of the work wife in real life. >> This feels hella cheating, dude. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Not emotionally, just like if if like if you guys came home and said, "I have a work wife." Do you guys would you
0:55 guys get absolutely smoked? >> What the ████ is is the work wife? >> The work wife is a thing apparently like normies. >> I I wouldn't even be able to say cuz it sounds ████ gay as ████ >> I I do say that. I go home and I I tell Nah that Steve is my work wife. >> Well, it's funny cuz >> don't get killed though. >> You're work gay then. >> I'm life gay. >> Okay. >> What the ████ are you talking about? >> She would like be looking for a mask or something. >> Yeah. Like peel it off. Yeah, >> that's such a LinkedIn thing. Like it's so outside of her life. >> What is a work wife? >> Is it like you just bond with a co like a coworker and she's like, "Okay, but don't call HER A ████ WIFE. CALL HER YOUR SISTER." >> Like what the ████ >> Yeah, even that's way >> a lot of the reason why a lot of cheating does happen um at work and all that is because the bond you get from
1:45 struggling toward a goal together and at work, she ain't b███████ and ████ She's trying to ████ solve a problem with you. B███████. You guys are b███████ together about >> Yeah. And you vent together over the copy machine. >> Yeah. >> And she's x-roxing her titties. >> Yeah. >> That sucks, dude. >> I think a lot of it. And then you go home and the reality is there and you got, you know, your wife just be like, "Why did you ████ take out the trash and s███?" And you're like, "I I I forgot." >> It's a little around ████ all over the place. >> It's a little weird weird in any scenario to do something for another girl that you've never done for your girl. Yeah, for sure. >> Yeah, dude. That's crazy. >> Bake magically become a baker. >> That is ████ weird. >> Himself like he cuz he doesn't you don't do that. >> Five hours. >> Yo, that's >> He's all sweating and ████ while the kids need to ████ eat. He goes, "I'm
2:36 making something for my friend." >> It's pretty wild. >> What's the name for like a cuck? But it's the woman. >> Oh yeah, >> cuz that's happening right right here in this situation. >> Well, wouldn't she be like wanting that to happen though? That isn't that what makes it a cuck? Yeah, but it's like I guess the the involuntary one where you don't want to be >> like a girl incel. >> Well, we're kind of like she's the helpless one. That's just >> cuckled. >> It was right there. >> Cuz if that dude's never helped her with any of those things at all, ever. And she all she can do is complain to the internet. That sucks. >> You know what sucks? He never helped and then she accepted like, "Oh, he just can't do >> Yeah. He just can't do it." Yeah. accepted it. That's love. >> Can't do it. >> And then he magically bakes. >> Yeah. And then he went to like level 10
3:26 difficulty. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it means so much to him to do it right. >> That's funny. >> So they're getting a full full on divorce. >> Because of this. >> It sucks for the kids, but ████ man. There's It seems so bad. >> He's not into her. >> Yeah. >> He's not into the kids. >> Yeah. >> He's not into this whole ████ >> Yeah. >> How do people get into these situations? >> You need to take him for everything that he owns. >> Wife is probably married to some other guy, too. Yeah, she gets double attention. >> Guy move is like I'm going to buy a cake at like Costco. I feel like baking a cake is like an intimate >> and it's you're just trying to check a box, right? >> You're not trying to like I'm going to really do this cake. You're like, "Okay, where can I go to get a quick cake cuz it's ████ whatever person's birthday." >> And also, if you've never been a baker, that's ████ weird. Like, you're trying to really show your love. >> Yeah, dude. >> Yeah. And it's not like you're It's a
4:16 thing you and your wife are doing together for someone at work. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> like he's just on his own and she's watching him do it. >> I need to hear this guy's defense. Like I really want to know how he's maneuvering out of this. >> Try to just find >> Try to just empathize and be the guy and then give us the the guy's defense. >> All right. ████ uh It's ████ ridiculous. Okay, >> good start. >> Let me tap into that. So am So do So am I okay? Am I authentically into my work wife or am I or or am I like this is a mistake? >> Whatever happened, you just spent five hours baking a cake when me, your real wife, needed you to help with the ████ kids. >> All right. All right. I'mma play I'mma play I'mma play it because I actually I actually don't like her, but it's not what it looks like. >> Okay. >> Okay. Okay. >> All right. Um
5:07 >> also, you work at an aquarium store. >> No. Okay. This is what happened. This is what happened. All right. This is what happened. >> We were talking about baking. >> And I was like, you know what? That is a passion that I had in high school that I always wanted to do, but I didn't believe in myself. And my wife, worthwhile, oh, you should try it. I think you should just try one day. I'm like, you know what? Thank you for that inspiration. I think I ████ will try that ████ And she goes, yeah. And then later on, like during the day, I found out it's her birthday. And I was like, you know what? As thanks to you, I'm going to ████ bake this cake because you reinspired this passion in my soul. >> Not bad. >> I baked the ████ cake. >> And then my wife's like, "What the ████ You haven't ████ baked the cake for me, ████ Cuz you didn't inspire that ████ in my soul.
5:57 >> Our son just ████ on the floor. >> I'm baking a cake." And you know what? I never do anything for me. I ████ gave up my dreams to ████ feed this family and do all this ████ and now it's time that I ████ follow my passion as a cake boss. >> Okay, I side with him. That makes sense now. Yeah, totally. >> I'm just a good gaslighter cuz I really wanted to bang the ████ out of my coworker, but then I know how to lie to my wife really well. >> What if she actually helped you with something like big time at work? Like say you were going down for something and she actually stepped in and like saved your ass. >> Like that's kind of different. Maybe. What if like you your life at home afterwards you just weren't ready for it. You this wife, three kids, you lost your passion. So then you like went into the copy room to try to figure out how to off yourself and she came in and stopped you. >> And she sucked me off so good that I was
6:47 like, I want to live again. >> That detail was irrelevant. But sure, >> that's relevant. >> Okay, >> that's relevant, dude. >> No, let's keep it real. Let's let's keep it real. If he was innocent. Okay. If he was innocent, >> it's still hella gay for a guy to want to ████ bake a cake for 5 hours straight. >> He's accused of being gay now. >> It's gay just to bake a cake. >> Yeah, that's pretty ████ gay, dude. >> I think if guys are baking cakes, they're gay. >> That's already gay. >> It's universally gay. >> What if you're a baker though? >> That's gay. >> So, I should start baking cakes this year. >> No. So, like, you know, all chefs, right? Like there's like a whole whatever thing with chefs >> like the grill master, the whatever, the ████ sauce guy, whatever. >> The minute you look at the ████ pastry chef, that motherfucker's gay. >> By the way, Cake Boss is is gay. I just Googled it. I just Googled it.
7:37 >> But here's the thing is if anyone's baked, your first one never comes out good. >> He's never baked before. How come bake Why is baking gay though? >> It's just a gay thing to do. >> What's not gay about baking? Cuz you know like all across the board for cuisine is that's not none of is gay but bake is gay is gay because it requires you to go like this. >> Every other thing you're doing it right you're building bam sushi whatever baking you you do whatever and then you got to go look into the glass oven and ████ You got talking to the mic. >> And that makes it gay. Anytime anytime you got to anticipate and just look. >> Is it done yet? >> Yeah, exactly. The is it done yet? >> Why is grilling not gay? Cuz you you're
8:28 kind of you you put down the thing and >> but there's fire. >> Okay. Okay. >> Fire and then you're doing the whatever. >> Barbecue's kind of like a oven. It's just a smoke oven and you're doing this ████ >> What about that for sure? >> What about like those oven oven pizzas? That's kind of like bacon. You have to put the the the tray in and then and then you anything you could do with the cigarette in your mouth is not gay anymore. >> I think he just doesn't want to do the thing where you put like the cream in the bag, you cut it and then you're like squeezing all the piping, right? >> Yeah. Piping. >> Is that what it's called? >> Yeah. >> I got to get in there. >> And you can't have a cigarette in your mouth when you're making croissants and stuff. But if you're doing a pizza, >> croissants different, man. I feel like croissant's not a cake. Croissant is ████ bomb. >> But you still gay. It's made by gay people. >> It's made by French people and they're gay. >> Gay. What do you think? Who Who's really into sourdough? The wives. >> Wives. >> Yeah. Always women. >> Yeah.
9:18 >> Although I do have a pretty masculine cop friend that makes sourdough really ████ good. >> Hate to break it to you. >> Probably gay. I'll let him know. >> You might even be French. >> This action with like dough, too. That's just gay. >> You literally do that with pizza sometimes. >> You do that with your sword. >> Now, what's cool about pizza is this. >> Yes. Oh >> yeah. >> Toss it in the ████ air, dude. You catch that ████ dude. >> And the really the people that are really good at making pizzas, they act like they don't care about it. You're like, man, why don't I just throw pepperonis, whatever. >> And usually pizza guys are like >> pizza m you're going like this and ████ >> You're like, >> when you care too much, so gay. >> That's good. >> But pizza guys are serious and mean. >> Yeah. See? >> Yeah. >> That's why they're manly. >> And you could make a pizza with a cigarette in your mouth
10:09 >> and you toss that ████ in the air. And the good pizza spots you're like, "Hey, can I add like whatever?" And they're like, "Get the ████ Get the ████ out of here. >> Out of here." >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And in the bakery is like, "We don't sell slices. Get the ████ out of here." >> ████ dusting and ████ >> That's the powder sugar. >> Would you rather this woman divorce her husband because he's like emotionally cheating with his work wife or because he's gay and a baker? >> I don't know, man. She sounds kind of boring, too, though. Yeah, >> I'm always pro them trying to work it out. I hope they can work it out >> because there's kids involved. >> Yeah. And they can maybe like be honest and vulnerable with each other and give tell each other what their needs are and hopefully they can figure out a plan to like meet them. That's what I what I'm for. >> I think needing help for like packing breakfast for your kids cuz you have a fever is like a pretty good like >> pretty good.
10:59 >> Not like >> Yeah. But then like >> like how about like there's three kids. >> Is it easier now that he's gone? Cuz he was probably doing 10% work. Now you have zero% work. >> Well, he sounds like >> No, no, no, no. Now she has zero p or she has peace of mind. She has half of his assets and then she also gets uh monthly uh ████ >> child support. >> Child support. >> Cuz if he's a true loser, it could be she used to have to make three breakfasts and plus one. >> Now it's just three breakfast. Like I don't even got to worry about the school's lunch, dinner, or none of that stuff. >> Doesn't he have to take care of the kids now? like he can't even be baking no cakes cuz when they're at his house like he he's on it's it's on. >> But you know what I don't get is people don't all of a sudden become a loser. Like you knew you you had a loser. Like most people know you got a ████ loser
11:49 and you're just wishing that they'll change once kids come out but they continue being ████ losers. And I'm and sometimes worse because they can't handle responsibility so they get worse. So I'm like that's kind of your fault. You married the ████ loser. I like people too who who are like, "Okay, my relationship sucks, but we're going to have a kid and maybe that'll make it better." >> There's so many idiots that do that. >> Wild, dude. >> Yeah. >> In what situation can you have a work wife? >> Never. >> Unless she's sucking you off. >> What if you're gay? >> Well, >> dang. What do you mean? >> What if she's gay? >> Like the wife is >> I would have called her my wife. I call her my ████ sister. >> Yeah, you can't call her your wife. You can't call her wife. But for a lesbian co-orker, >> it's across the board. No work wives. >> If we went home, if if if we were like, "Hey, you know, Colleen from JK, she's
12:39 she's kind of my work wife." Are you You don't understand how dead we would all be. >> I can't even brea I can't even bond with a girl in a way where she'll make it into my household conversation. >> I understand, but I also sometimes understand that when we sit here and we talk about things, we think different because we experience things differently. not from that culture, >> but I but I've heard the term work wife before. So, I'm just kind of like, okay, what >> like the LinkedIn scene, we're not part of >> that's what I'm saying. What makes that like a popularized term or is okay? >> And not only work life infinitely, there are so many things about LinkedIn culture that all of it's cringe to us. Workwise is just one of >> I think people people that like to get in trouble create terms like that. >> But I feel like, bro, like they knew some excitement at home. Every convention, everyone's ████ each other.
13:29 >> Everyone's cheating like a ████ >> By the way, that's like it's like no different in Hollywood, too, where people say, "I have a set wife or set husband." You've heard that, I'm sure. >> Yeah. So, I'm trying to adapt it to my life, right? >> Are they playing husband? >> If I adapted to my life and I go, "Oh, I have a gym wife." Like, I would have a gym bro a thousand times more than I would have a gym wife. Like, why am I ████ working out with this chick every ████ day? I think it's just way more lighter than like like they use in the words way lighter. Like it's like this is my bestie and we work well together. It just so happens >> like a ████ >> No, it's just it's just a heavy it's just a you know how like okay you know how in the industry right people just be like I love you bro. Oh my god you're so ████ good. So they you they they throw these words around. >> Like for us it's more meaning, but for them it's it's just normal.
14:19 >> It's I think that's how they're using the word wife. It's like I just like working with her. She's my bestie. Whatever. We do projects together. >> Yeah. Always want to be paired up. >> Yeah. I think it's gay. >> Yeah. It's still gay. >> It's hella gay. It doesn't change the fact the dude saying it. >> Yeah. It It's cringy as ████ But I think in their culture it's
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