0:00 I feel like that's how gangbangs work sometimes I'm like you you and I guess everyone else see somebody go like this [Music] here's some good space news in a way space I love space like like Galaxy ████ yeah the kind you like so uh 40 light years away they discovered a planet that's made completely of burning hot lava that doesn't sound real that sounds like a sun sounds like a son yeah it's actually a planet that's rotating so close to its star that it's constantly on fire yeah they call it the hell Planet imagine getting banished to Hell Planet I know it's just hot all day you're like ah so ████ hot man there's nothing but lava to eat I hate this place there's actually an advantage to it like
0:51 scientists are super stoked about finding it they're so stoked because it's hot and you could like launch people today the new Australian all your criminals shoot Andrew Tate there all the dates yeah so it turns out because it's actually aside from the burning hot fire part it's actually pretty similar to like what a super Earth would be so what they think is except from the burning except just the hot fire part just that one detail yeah so they think that they can study it and find out if other habitable planets that look like Earth have a chance of just becoming that like if we could become like a hot planet yeah like like what if they fight you know like right now they're trying to find Like A New Earth like to move because we ████ this one let's avoid that one now yeah it's like I'm not interested in it yeah I don't like it but they think that there's a chance that that used to be a normal planet and
1:41 it turn hot yes it turned into hail that way they can tell if they find a new planet that's like Earth if they go it might look like a nice Planet but it it could be like what if that was a precursor because you know Hawaii was like volcano right and then lava and lava becomes Island also like if that's a gonna be when it cools down it's gonna be Earth yeah when it cools down or if it causes massive rain or some ████ and then that you need those to become Earth but that that's the reason why that one's burning is because it's too close to its Star right so that means it's probably not gonna but what if the sun cools down yeah the sun gets old is it gonna end up getting a little far from its star like yeah maybe actually when Suns get old they expand I don't know I guess that place is kind of toasted yeah it is yeah not the vibe would you guys live on Mars if you could nope ████ that I wouldn't want to be the first I wouldn't want to be apparently there's like some live streaming going on Mars
2:31 like the the other like yesterday it looked like like Nevada bro yeah it does it looked regular yeah Mars just looks like Las Vegas yeah without the casinos yeah and the strip club I'm super down to visit you want to visit hell Planet visit Mars even if it's gonna take like a year there Year back you'd be like um that's cool maybe I think 50 years from now that's what rich people will do it's like right now you can visit the homie in like Tahiti it's like nah bro chill up chill with me and Mark yeah yeah I got this little desert they cracked that light speed it only takes three minutes to get there I kind of want to go to Tahiti before Mars yeah but because you know what Tahiti looks like and you're like I can't wait to go there and when we know what Mars looks like and I don't feel like I can't wait to go there because I could go to Mojave Desert yeah I could go to Las Vegas I feel like they're different but sure yeah yeah but also but it looks the
3:21 same the only people that are going to be able to like get to Mars are gonna be the rich like pieces of ████ and then they're gonna land on March and try to like create a whole civilization this whole thing they're gonna like rule we might make the diversity play it'll be like Dubai yeah yeah for sure oh okay I guess yeah I guess you're right okay I have a better scenario Spirit Airlines now offers Mars as a destination I'll go to tpd Spirit I guarantee you if Spirit Airlines goes to Mars it's a 19 ticket so you get to go to Mars for 19 the charger for the oxygen and the ████ what costs they don't even have a charger in their car like you know your phone died your phone dies
4:12 it's a year-long flight yeah ████ that cause I fly Spirit but my rule is only an hour away have you guys seen that like if they had a soul plane to Mars I might be down I might be down the journey is pretty important for a year you'd be on Soul Plane for a year it's for the run time if you had to be in a soul train for a year to Mars who would be your five homies I would have Barack Obama because he's hot I would just because he's the first man is Barack Obama you said homies you're like Barack Obama at first you're immediately just thinking about a guy to ████ yeah you're the hot guy he's a cool guy you probably have a lot to say too yeah yeah I like the way he talks
5:03 um I probably would have um Shakira I would pick I would pick I don't know I would pick this guy this guy's funny this guy's funny fart yeah no I would pick this guy and this guy well I'll pick all of you guys yeah yeah no no no no no you pick Mark first it's all good yeah we don't we don't we don't feel bad about it she's like I don't want to hurt their feelings oh yeah yeah let's see everybody I feel like that's how gangbangs work sometimes I'm like you you and I guess everyone else see somebody go like this [Music] the babies become yeses because I'm like it won't you'll be in there for two
5:53 minutes it won't really matter but like I'll walk into the gangbang party it'll be a little Squad of dudes and it's just like and that guy just jacks off oh you've never you've actually got people that guy could jack you need to jack off you're like damn it um you know because I can't do like 15 dudes that's crazy but I like to like so I used to but what if he goes yeah what if he bags like that I used to work at these gangbang parties different time of my life um and I remember they would be like you should do this from like 4 P.M to 8 p.m and so the first time I was a rookie and I just ████ till I was tired so like till two hours so like after like six they were just like yo what are you doing I was like hanging out by the snack bar like and they were like go back to work and I was like the ████ like I just ████ for two hours straight so the next time I came I was like let me ████ three guys 15 minutes 10 minute break then I would
6:44 oh you Pace it out now it's like that you you and then 10 minutes and I'm like I would just kind of space it out to look productive what are you eating that's it I'm eating gushers every gangbang party has this Costco chicken wrap sandwiches that are like those like pinwheels oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know what's up with them but like you like them they're a good price for you get a lot for foreign I would look productive but I actually did way less work that way than like oh okay I just like gang bang sound like ████ prohibition air when people are standing outside the factory he's begging for work like maybe me choose me today if I'm a professional I want you to um psychoanalyze me I don't like watching gangbangs but I do what I do like watching though is multiple cream pie you know what's crazy I don't ████ to completion in a gangbang setting like
7:35 people think when I ████ those 50 guys at one time they just come on you yeah they think I'm there for like hours bro biologically what happens in my body with a like safe protected sex ████ one guy for one hour versus a hundred guys in one hour is I'm equally as ran through it's it's like one pound of feathers versus one pound of steel it's the same ████ I see yeah you could have still pounding you yeah it's the same amount it's the same length of time unless like one guy has an arm you know for like a ████ dick it's the same ████ and it's like have you ever refused because it's like that's just too big I have never said no to size wow wow I've always been like I could do it but I've definitely been like after a minute being like chill it you're like you're thrusting hard I'm like toodaloo you know but like with like gang bangs for me I
8:26 like the visual and like feeling catered so it'll two minutes two minutes two minutes so it's like after 10 minutes I've like ████ Five Guys but do you like the simultaneous or one by one I like do you like to be the rotisserie chicken or would you like to be like we could I like the diversity you know but like I feel like two is cool and then maybe like like you know I could do that but like those guys like I feel like never having a good time because it's like the most half hardened yeah you're multitasking yeah sometimes I like like one by one I just equated yeah it's like trying to cook two the more dicks you add the less my performance is because it's like if you were ████ me from behind and you're Eiffel towering me with a dick here this guy's getting the worst ████ of all time oh
9:16 the more you add the s███████ everyone is everyone's just staring like the effort distribution and do you ever feel like now it's not about you it's about giving too much no I feel like they have like I feel like the guys there are like for me so they like it so sometimes I'll be like let's just do one by one but it's like speed run like two mining rounds let's go and it'll be like they'll affect me for two minutes then the next guy will come and ████ me for two minutes and the next guy will ████ me for two minutes that's the one I like but doesn't that mean that guy the other guy has to go and jack off later he doesn't get to finish he'll go finish on like another person you know like it'll be like another like Landing Pad of nut to like go landing pad you know out so so so I like this one it's not a gang bang but I don't know what it's called but it's like a they do these marathons bukaki no no it's not but it's like they say like like a hundred husbands or some
10:06 ████ I forgot the title but it's a joke it's like a kumate ████ did he die there's just guys lined up and she ████ one after the other and then and it just rolls through them she makes some ████ nut like a train I can't make that really fast and I'm just like wow this is real maybe in Japan you can but I don't like oh it's like a Time tall at the same time I feel ass too that's a time trial the ████ video you're helping me dude like oh that's way too that's too much but one at a time it's like oh she's that's what you like I like that because it's like she makes them come so fast it must be so good [Music] thank you
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