0:00 [Music] an aussie woman is fuming that she has been blocked from her 8.3 million dollar trust fund until she gets a job that sounds like that's probably one of the rules that's one of the rules right that sounds fair as ████ [Laughter] entitled ass dude eight mil she she considers herself broke she is uh the australian heiress to this 8.35 million dollar inheritance dude ████ her and punch her in the ████ she just needs any job any job that should be you could just start an llc and not do ████ they're hiring everywhere everywhere it's not even any job literally in the trust because this uh i guess i'll give a full contest her name is claire brown she lives in sydney's uh western suburbs and
0:51 she can only access this uh amount of fortune on the condition she either gets a job or volunteers to contribute to society so she could just volunteer oh dude this girl sucks you mean like um any job money any job any volunteer and she has a mother one she could volunteer for the red cross or something and she could get this money yes damn she's gonna be a ████ ta how does she have a kid and she don't got a job already exactly so the mother one plans to contest her father's request in court because she says her high functioning adhd means she can't hold the job no it's high functioning adhd can give you lots of benefits for certain drugs yeah dude what are you talking about we all ████ got adhd and we got a ████ amazing job she don't got a job she has a kid but she can afford a lawyer i'm gonna kill this ████ dude
1:41 well she was probably rich her whole life right is it the lady's fault or is it her parents fault because they created that monster but are you the product of your environment completely you have free will i don't know colleen are you a producer no i don't think so how old is she how old is she my parents ████ up on me but i fixed me yeah joe picks himself you're self-made bro how about that ████ so she uh didn't say her if she pleaded with her family she said quote give me what is rightfully mine i am suffering i've been waiting so long for your money for free please you know what we should do we should give the 8.5 million dollars to that chick who married the doll in brazil let's do it let's do it good old enough give that money to that chick someone married a doll in brazil they all don't have a job though the yeah the dolls are dead the doll has a job yeah
2:33 i'm a doll i got a job why is it that voice though because if i had like a big ass fortune to give taika it wouldn't even be on just one contingency it would be tiered yeah you know it'd be like as much as you earn that starts matching you so that way oh that's cool so that way it's not like let's say if i'm a billionaire he can't just like i don't know do some stupid ass job and then get a billion dollars it's like as you up your life this stuff matches what you're doing so but you wouldn't give him like half a million or like 500 million off top just not i think i'll ruin them now i ain't going to give ████ to nobody like that's what i'm saying like her parents are still giving her a ████ easy out they need to stop doing that ████ because that's not how the world but that's how easy it is and they're still that's what i'm saying like it's like yes it's crazy she literally says can you please stop the with the whole
3:24 me getting a job thing it's not happening what a fault alone loser then you ain't gonna get no millions of dollars yeah sorry or i would put challenges you gotta make out with the beehive that's tight she's your daughter though does that mean that's the first challenge everything else is really easy just fear factor this unlocks the first hundred dollars like i'll do that but not the job no that's a tight-ass reality show if producer was smart enough that's what he would do he would go all right you want your money this is what you got to do a series of challenges it's called inheritance funds little by little a bunch of just dead parents that just wanted to get it out at their kids one last time but if she doesn't do it it always goes to like a different charity that's amazing i'm down to start it with you that's funny that sounds good i like it then at the end of it they come out either just ████ super loser in their face or
4:15 they get these life tools i think and the grand prize isn't provided by the network i think i think she could actually access the money because i want her to blow it all which she will she's not going to be able to make more of it and then i want to see her downfall and see how she'll get out of it that's already down no she's not that down she's like living fine she's not not really because she's like please just stop give me what's mine i want her in skid row yeah she's not that dumb because she has hope eight million is hope you need to destroy your hope joe's method if she spends it all there's not another golden egg and it's like you got it all so what are you gonna do now be rich no you spent it all it's temporary dude people can blow through 8.3 million pretty quick if they've never managed their money absolutely what does she look like joe can do it in one investment oh yeah
5:07 you want to see me give me your inheritance i'll blow it i guarantee you i'll find some crypto where i can spend eight point three million on gangster so she said uh her father and i'll keep a thousand of it her father had accumulated all of his money pretty much by working as a successful stockbroker and provided his daughter with roughly 350 a week in allowance while also gaining government benefits but wait how does she qualify for benefits yeah unemployment maybe or maybe in australia it works different it doesn't matter how much you make it's just like their system kind of works yeah really good benefits for unemployed people really allowance is a salary yeah 350 bucks a week week bro whoa man but you know what um australia
5:59 has really good gummies like like if you if you're poor and you just out there like that's one thing that i feel like i could survive on is the sour worms and the gummy worms oh it's even like infused yeah me too i was like you talking about regular candy i know it's not even that deep this was surviving on sour gummy bears it's like someone going australia has the best coke man that still makes more sense coca cola that's not eating diet they have the best bubble gum there tonight how to be a survivor out there you know but their gummies are amazing man i don't know what it is but the chewy texture is just so amazing it's so different from here it's all made in china can you imagine you guys joe has the most obscure food reviews of every like country he goes to like in tulum he's like the donuts man let me talk about that
6:50 australia the gummies oh let me tell you don't let the don't let the flies bring you down that actually adds it's like when you go to italy don't worry don't even worry about the pasta when you're in mexico and there's a man with a box on his bicycle and he's rolling around and then you have to stop him because he opens that when flies just fly out there's all these donuts you know it's the ████ and it's homemade you talk about like the churros that are like shaped like this yeah they're so good man oh man man that's true and in france the best food out there what is it italian restaurant yes best bro i bet there's a really good reason for it a lot of italians just french food sucks italian food's better that's why it's just amazing
7:42 the best food in france is italian the carbonara what's the best food in japan not too sure the chinese the people the people yeah the popcorn in japan the mixed nuts out there forgot about it so claire has been living off of uh welfare payments that she had to pretty much apply for because uh ████ trash you're trash yeah tell em geo you need to ████ grow the ████ up yeah but she has adhd okay so she is high functioning she can't hear you she has adhd out married she's married what does her husband do her wife was her wife her wife lauren oh don't put time hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey hey yo i stepped in that one fork real quick cancel yeah it doesn't say what it
8:32 doesn't say what her wife does but it just says that they're living off welfare in order to take care of their one-year-old claire's partner also maintained that due to her diagnosis she struggles to complete daily tasks and needs a checklist to remind her to do simple things such as eat that means she's just stupid yeah bro i got a checklist too bro i got a job there's a ████ app in everyone's phone that it's already ████ embedded in there as soon as you buy it because we all literally do that ████ this this lady is ████ soft why'd you even choose a partner that has a checklist you're at the ████ bar trying to meet people and ████ and you see a ████ lady like oh buy your drink amplify the reasons why you need it so that they don't take it away oh they're just milking the system yeah because in
9:22 australia they have really good benefits but because you have good benefits you have really good inspection on if you deserve it or not so like you got to fake the ████ out of it so you guys checklist ████ everywhere ellen yeah i need a checklist for my checklist that you can even discern new zealand versus australia it's impressive i can't tell the difference like you're from uh dude claire's previous job includes working part-time for autism australia and a very brief stint as a barista which lasted one hour and claire's family accuses her of using the condition as a scapegoat including her cousin jimmy who slammed her efforts as embarrassing she needs to go get a job i like jimmy jimmy's cool man yeah jimmy's down to earth i think i think you should give
10:12 the money to jimmy jimmy it also depends on how long he's like how yeah does she have to have the job is it like as long as she has a job she has access to the funds as soon as she's not working then she doesn't have access i wonder if because that would make sense yeah and then she can't get all the money at once this ████ is trash can't keep a job for one hour you're ████ trash you give that ████ to jimmy man flip all those turn that guy into jay millions james j billy my name's j millians oh deserve the money i deserve the money that's so good [Music]
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