0:00 foreign [Music] ERS so thank you it turns out the Rams suck at football I'm not sure what you're talking about um well that's what the article is I may or may not have been there live to see it in person and then I may or may not have left early what what why would you leave early um was a preseason game you don't you don't get your ass kicked horrible yeah did you guys see there was a video of um Shane McCoy yeah he's like they're in the street and there's a fight and the thing is is they both of them can't fight so but they're trying to fight and so they're like running away from each other they're like hating each other tripping and then Shady McCoy's on the camera going dude I
0:50 don't know what to do because none of them can fight cops involved now it's just crazy and that's one reason why I don't want to say NFL football players are fighting on the streets no no no fans these are just fans but but Sean McCoy's retired player he just happened to be walking to his car probably I assume but like I don't like leaving after the game unless it's like a tight game yeah um it has to be worth it when you're at the Super Bowl you want you waited till the end I wait to the whole thing yeah because people are drunk ████ could pop off Anything Could Happen dude you hear Dodger games do like Dodgers versus Giants all like either Stadium someone's just walking by himself and they're having this like five or six guys I'm from the other team and they'll just like jump him for no like no reason no provocation like I don't need to be I don't need to be that's really bad but I also heard the parking at Sofi stadium is 150 this is true oh my God okay so I
1:42 have a parking pass but like because you're supposed to ten thousand dollars no see it's not that bad to see the parking pass is pretty like reasonable relative to how much parking is so to put things in perspective like 10 years ago a giant stadium for World Series parking was a hundred dollars okay 10 years ago 10 years ago right now for a regular season football game like even like before covid we're looking at like 60 to 80 now it's just like no big deal 100 bucks yeah 150 bucks like I'm talking this is like right across the street so the further you get away from Sofi the cheaper it gets but you're still looking at sixty eighty dollars you have to walk a few miles no shuttle people have been charging with their driveways right like parking my driveway it's 40 bucks that happens a lot and there's an app for that it's called like spot hero or something like that I'm gonna look that up right now yeah I'm supposed to go to a concert at so far oh and I heard the parking is going to be 160 I'll I'll
2:33 like just double check the name of the app so is it more worth it to just Uber then or do the Uber rates also uh dude just for it fortunately I think the ram sucks you don't have to go to games anymore it's it's spot hero spot Heroes what they'll do is they'll find you the driveways there's a liquor store across the street from Sofi they sell parking that's where I park for Super Bowl it was 150 you are the man yeah and I take I tipped the guy 20 bucks because it felt Shady you know like because he parked me in a handicap spot so I don't know if like cops are gonna come by and take your toe I have no idea so I was like hey dude here's 20. he's like oh okay thanks man and then like fortunately there was a valet there it wasn't a valet it's just some guy yeah was it owned by a Korean Uncle you know I think the liquor store probably is oh but the parking spaces but the worker it
3:24 might have been like the worker at the liquor store um but when you you inspire hero was great is you can call them and then so I asked them I go hey is there not gonna attendant because what if someone just parks there they're like no they shouldn't I'm like well I can't go on you saying they shouldn't I go is there going to be intended she's like there normally isn't but for Super Bowl I think there will be that's like the confidence is amazing maybe maybe they just thought you were handicapped yeah right I know it's like those Asian guy he's handicapped give him that he's part of the Rams Head on knowing he's handy yeah yeah so I was like hey what do I do someone's there says you know what call us call us I go what are you gonna do we'll find you another spot I'm like where yeah it's the Super Bowl like where are you gonna find me a spot for real she goes you know what I'm pretty sure they're gonna be an attendant there she's just trying to get you out of this conversation she's like what do I got to tell this guy so you're there last night did you notice that the Rams had to use
4:14 the silent count at their own home stadium on the night they hung up the banner from winning the ████ Super Bowl last year they have to use a silent count at home that's bad news for you guys bud what's Silent Sound account means that the if the offense like Matt Stafford and the offense needs to speak with each other well they have to use signals now because there's so much crowd noise while he's on the field but the crowd should be shutting the ████ up actually but if because he's on the field and the crowd's loud it means there's not just homers there it's like Bills fans too and that's a big problem for you guys for a home field advantage that doesn't exist anymore I thought those guys got ████ headsets in their helmets and they can talk they do but that those disconnected after for a certain amount of time for the play and it's not players can't talk into it but can we hear so it's the coach calling place the actually funny story before before they disallowed that uh Randall
5:05 Cunningham was a quarterback and Randy Moss was like a rookie receiver and Miranda Cunningham is like six feet tall probably five ten he can't see over the over the o line so the offensive coordinator would just go okay you have Randy on a fly what does that moved and Randall I can't see him and fly Rod's just straight towards the end zone it's a straight run Randall and they practice this so Randall knows where uh Iran's gonna be he'll just toss it in the air and ready to catch a touchdown the next season they outlawed talking so after a certain time right when they get to the line the mic is shut off it's shot by the NFL it's not shut off by like honor System so they can't and then so a silent count would be like a regular account would be like they'll say like in cliche terms Hut or like hike or whatever oh they have blue 42 you know blue 75 uh what Peyton Manning would do is called the mic who's
5:56 gonna Rush In And then he'll call all these different plays he'll change the play on the line but on a silent count you can't do any of that and so as soon as you step up um someone will get a signal and everyone won't see the signal and they'll know like oh two seconds later or three seconds later or whatever the ball's gonna be hyped could be the foot yeah it could be anything wow and then so so like it's interesting it comes up now it's always been like that even when we were at the Coliseum so the best game was US versus the Chiefs I don't know if you guys remember that game was like two three seasons ago it was the highest scoring Monday night game ever I don't remember um it was crazy so I want to say 55 to 60 of the fans were Chiefs and then the rest of rams it was at the Coliseum so it seats like 98 000 people so every play there was cheering wow it was the most unique experience I've ever took for a football game because usually it's just like you're you're on a home
6:47 team so when a good play uh happens for the home team everyone's cheering but then when the other team something good happens no one's cheering but this game there was cheering throughout and that's kind of how it felt last night does it make it more fun that there's like it's just that much when it's a fun game like the Chiefs game was fun because it was it was just back and forth touchdown touchdown touchdown so it was fun but like last night was horrible because like I had fun was this was it a Slaughter it didn't start that way it didn't start that way but then it got to become that way but so like when it was kind of like even when I say even it was seven seven ten ten yeah like at that point like if we're on offense and something good happens there's cheering and then with a defense something good happens the Bills fans are cheering us like so it get at that point it gets a little depressing because it's like I wish there was more Rams Fans but it's LA and so I expect it
7:37 because you hear yeah and people's attitudes are like dude and you guys abandoned the city like you went to St Louis for ████ three decades right yeah yeah so then I think there's a little bit of hate from that but then I think maybe the criticism right now is because I didn't know well I've been to I went to um a Chargers game and obviously that's gonna be nobody gives a ████ about the LH driver right so like you know when basically it was all Green Bay fans there was Green Bay versus the Chargers it's all green made fans it was a home team game for the Packers but with you guys you just hung a banner so I think the there was a thought that maybe more La citizens have come around on you guys and I've seen a lot of newmarkets for sure but maybe not yet huh you know I think it's because um ticket prices are so high because we have to pay a personal seat license oh the ████ is that yeah so basically you pay like anywhere from I don't know what the cheapest is right now but let's just say it's three thousand dollars all the
8:28 way up to like a hundred thousand dollars okay that's for the opportunity to buy like tickets so you buy them by the seat now they try to sell you on does that go towards the actual season ticket or no that's just the separate it's a separate oh what a scam so then like if you're on let's say the 20 yard line it's like 15 grand to 20 grand so if you get two seats and it's 15 you have to pay 30 000 and then you have to also buy the tickets the season tickets oh because they're just only selling to the celebrities and the millionaires in La for the for the expensive ones you got to be obviously gonna be pretty wealthy a lot of people take loans out to do this I don't know why but geez wow because there's a hundred thousand dollar seats they're club seats they're cushioned and they're nice free food free drink and then you get tickets to every event at Sofi oh that's right oh that's pretty cool to me that's worth it if you're making a hundred thousand a
9:18 month let's say I I to me personally that's worth a one month salary because you get because they're gonna do the final four there you know obviously BTS was there any big sporting event concert event you those are your seats that's sweet it's free food free drink so to you it's worth a one month salary whether you make 100 Grand or five grand or three no no if I was making 100 Grand a month yeah I would think it's worth it uh uh one month salary but if I was making like let's say 500 000 a year I mean I don't know can you put someone else in those seats if you were like whining and dining you can you can do whatever you want with this you can sell them and all that um but yeah so because and the people don't do math I did the math you can't make your money back so for me or my seats I I'd have to do eight seasons not going to one single game and hopefully be able to charge 30 to 40 percent more
10:08 than the face value of the ticket to make my money my personality license back which I'm not gonna do that well it's gonna be hard because you guys suck so much ass now who's going to want to watch those Rings unless you're already doing that then yeah it tastes good it tastes good but yeah I mean I'm just glad we won the Super Bowl last year yeah because I'm riding that wave does this take away from that Super Bowl win like because I think a lot of fans now are saying like you guys are kind of maybe the worst Champions because you guys only beat the Bengals and like so I think a lot of people are just kind of questioning that whole win though I mean a lot of people are just Steve yeah those are just me and my family chat you know for me it's like okay every see every after every Super Bowl the next season one of those teams don't make the playoffs yeah it's happened I think I don't know if it's the whole entire history of the NFL but it's happened quite often I just don't want to be that team yeah as long as like we make the playoffs I'm fine but if we don't make the
10:59 playoffs like it's a bad look I'm just gonna look at all my clothes that says Super Bowl champs did they change out players what happened well cam makers uh didn't show up for the game last night I mean he was in pads but he didn't yeah we have no running game um they they cut um one of my favorite players Robert Woods USC wide receiver all USC why do they cut them he is ACL injury yeah so like that that felt so yeah Rams kind of follows I think that the way Patriots do things as soon as they show a little bit decline they're gonna cut them they're gonna get out and I and I get it but at the same time it's like that sucks on Alan Robinson one catch I I agree yeah this is where I feel like Robert Woods would have yeah yeah because Robert Woods is a you know I followed him from USC he's a sure-handed receiver he blocks well he runs great routes he's gonna get open
11:49 and he's he's a great dude um what is it um he takes a lot of pressure away from Cooper cup because now they both they have to watch both of them he's still bowled out last night yeah he did well what are your thoughts so Bobby uh didn't barbecues go to the Titans where'd he go do you remember Robert Woods I don't remember the thing I think it's a title you cheer for Taylor rap you know I've got we got a fellow Asian brother on the field Katie tatara fellow comedian he's half Japanese half white yeah he is a huge Taylor rap fan and he wants him to do well just he's like and he and his thing is I wanna I wanna protect the half asian Legacy type thing doing it for The Hoppers yeah but he's not LA Rams yeah in La I I'm I'm a fan of uh rap I liked him before I knew he was half asian yeah you
12:39 know I think he needs to Market that better personally speaking but I got some more Asian tattoos I saw how would you Market him better like I put a hamburger in our sushi so it says Taylor half asian wrap on Instagram I don't know okay Taylor Taylor lettuce wrap I don't know something you know something fun but yeah I think um I think it's great like anytime Asians in the NFL I don't care what team they're on that's a big deal it's a big deal like I mean there's stories of do you guys remember Eugene Chung he came out of Virginia Tech went to the Patriots that's right and he was like one of the top left tackles in the league and allegedly Parcells didn't like him because he was Asian that's the word who knows there's that one Vietnamese Dude too Back In The Wind that win yeah he's a linebacker Cowboys yeah and then there was the biggest Vietnamese do I ever seen what about my Manti Teo you consider him Asian did you guys watch the documentary I didn't get to see it yet I saw clips though it's so freaking good it smells crazy it's sad
13:29 the whole thing is are you guys familiar it's really unfortunate he's the one that catfish right yeah yeah big time and he's on the Chargers that was a rough rough life for him rough life you guys have to watch the documentary it's it is the most eye-opening thing about catfishing you could watch and he and it sucks because the girl that catfished him or the guy that well the guy that Captain watch it initially when he was a kid he was initially a guy now it's a transgender woman but when when he got catfished he got catfished by like the number one pound-for-pound catfisher in the game oh this person catfished the ████ out of him yeah that person deserves an Academy Award all the worst ████ you could do in a catfish procedure done what do you mean he's just watch it I don't want to spoil it but yeah I
14:20 heard he was so good that he would face time with the wig on foreign [Music]
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