0:00 [Music] you're a foot locker employee you've been accused of a crime stealing shoes no filling in the white parts of your shirt that's a good that would be that would be a devastating crime yeah you're getting fired from that ████ god you get that's a cardinal sin bro like a solid black polo now yeah you're you're not supposed to violate a right you hooked up with a girl from champs you were bartering with people that lived do those food locker guys have whistles they do have whistles i never see them use it they all have well i think they'll be obnoxious as ████ shoe size they could blow it everyone go blows that's where it is
0:50 you failed to sell the shoe cleaner with the shoe combo oh yeah that makes sense you cannot do that if you don't ████ upsell bro why are you even working there yeah why are you ever going to shoot palace bro you said he was suspended or fired um he was uh taking shoes and bartering with other people in the mall backdoor sales oh he was switching the counterfeits with the reels that's a good one what's a good one when i used to sell drugs uh my friend worked at foot locker and i went over there and um he put he got money out of the register and he paid me with that and as i handed him my illegal substance i looked at him with so much disgust and i walked away he sounds classier than this cat okay because i still took the money really bad this guy's a scumbag so what this guy did was like pee in the shoes or something close
1:41 he would close he would have sex with and also ejaculate into sneakers and then put them back he would ████ a shoe why he ████ the shoe he ████ both shoes how would you how would you ████ a shoe well think about like that tie the laces real tight you could ████ one shoe you're choking the sneakers man and that's hot right everyone agrees that's hot but if you could ████ two shoes at the same time that's that's everyone's fantasies i mean it is gross if you think that he's doing it with the kid's shoes oh yeah he should go to jail if he's doing the case that's disgusting i'm sorry i just wanted to make it worse but it is a funny image though if you saw a dick with a sh kid shoe at the end well it probably feels better imagine it's la lights and it keeps blinking every time you ████ it oh man it's supposed to be closed yeah what the heck hey what the heck is going on in
2:31 here he's just doing it with reebok's pumps there it is oh yeah those work real good i bet damn damn you're starting to not be mad at this guy yeah yeah it's so weird right because if you if you have a if you have a shoe fetish this is like this is like a kid in a candy store you're a ████ it's a you control himself you're constantly horny because you're just like but aren't shoe fetishes based off the shoes that like your crush war why do you know that isn't that what it is get the ████ out of here dude why don't you know that japanese all right bart why did you ask that like we're all supposed to be like know that question you're part japanese why does jk have hr i need to ████ file a complaint i'm the hr okay that's the problem hr plug joe's hr we're all followers
3:21 i think i've been sexually molested by hr jose hr now there's only dudes here you gotta find an adult yeah just tell me your complaints it's usually toward bart don't leave your shoes around bart dude no emails you tell me your complaints with c-u-n i have a suggestion box an anonymous suggestion box over there that i ████ sometimes every friday afternoon you wanna know something worse than that that i have a friend who's doing this yeah he was 17 at the time he was in houston i might already told you this but he uh worked at an ice cream shop yeah he told us oh man that's disgusting he's in san antonio actually and he used to he used to come in the vanilla oh and he used to get off and watch people eat it oh my god that in turn would make him come so then the cycle of come continue so he he would think about people eating his ████
4:12 and he gets horny was it teala milk vanilla it was strachanella maybe that's why i got eczema like maybe it really isn't the food this guy could be one of those guys where he like just wants to see people put the shoe on and he's like sick man ████ sick yeah that's a really common thing man disgusting man i'm so glad i don't have like weird ████ like that like i i have a simple you know like lick my ████ dick shame just touch it that's how i touch it yeah keep it simple dude i'm like sit on the balloon until it pops you you can never it's such a blessing like like licking a dick never felt so simplified thank you god look at that i don't do any of that stuff i gotta eat ████ or ████ stick a screwdriver in my eyes just hold my
5:02 hand and give me kisses normal ████ and just like man i don't know what it is dude i just gotta get a ████ la ████ la gear shoe like a classic throwback give me a reebok i need to ████ the ████ out of it dude i'm gonna like watch the face of the ████ salesman after i put the shoe on yeah if there's a smile yes he's too excited gotta admit though he could just love a commission you don't know oh you don't know what's going on a commission that was that's joe's email mission to come yeah i work commission only yeah refusing to rat everyone else yeah like it's a ████ catholic church and there's a whole shoe ████ organization oh my god i'm gonna look at i'm never gonna go to a foot locker again no never see that's there you go
5:53 one of these employees they just take them and just put another pull out here's another conspiracy what a bottle what if all the clothes at outlets were just ████ ████ stained things that are perfectly well we should think about it more but we took this guy's face i had to go outlet shopping dude he did he bought a cool jacket there i don't want to go over anthony anthony got a kendra's jacket there yeah it's a discount for a reason let's go to full locker and be like hey can i get a ████ size seven in those come verse and he's like how'd you know yeah you know what though if it really was a 50 off deal i'd be like give me the one would they come i know because i could just wash it give me the one with the ████ and it's on my foot you know it's like ████ it bro yeah like it's a it's worth it ask them hey you got any of these but just put some come on if it's like a rolex i'm down hey can i have the rolex that you came
6:43 on i'll pay 50 percent yeah that's pretty that's a good idea but like look at look at it come on rolex is different because sometimes they'll give you display items they'll give you display items for a discount right because they're like you could just be like oh come on man you know everyone's been put their foot in this come on man and they'll be like ah let me talk to my manager okay 10 off you know i'd be like come on you ████ nutted all over this ████ didn't say how long i got caught uh well yeah he uh unfortunately he was the store manager he also reported he confessed he recorded himself doing this he recorded himself it's the best one he also was seen in a video completely naked with a shoe around his dick cording himself oh man ████ shoes and then yeah later on in the video he confessed to ejaculating in the shoes and bringing them to the storefront where customers could be exposed
7:33 this men's whole ritual yeah i don't know if he puts the shoe on loose and then he grabs the shoelaces like a ponytail i mean what would you do i mean i guess they're so ████ bad dude i guess that's where it went that's what i wanted ████ chuck taylor [Laughter] that's exactly where i wanted this video to go is how would we all violate a ship yeah and with shield this is up for all the shoe heads out there which shoe would you ████ do you told us yeah tell us how you know ████ weirdo you ████ do this is your dick within that he's where's your dick where's your dick
8:24 right here you haven't seen a dude butt ass naked with just a ████ shoe on their crotch just spinning it what idiot works at a place doesn't know where his own cameras are why do you think i picked this article guys i wonder if this guy role plays i wonder if this guy role plays or he puts another shoe and go it's not what it seems i'm so sorry no you wanted two okay oh let's wait left two i thought it was right you were right shoes what are we gonna be wearing with twins i thought you were left shoe i didn't know your ████ right shoe oh my god oh my god you know i can't tell the difference i don't know i'm so sorry i'm dyslexic and horny it would have made more sense if it was that finish line you know disgusting anthony i don't get it it's
9:14 disgusting ████ bro has something to do with finland yes finish [Laughter] it's not liquid that 19 mil is not liquid it's in planes [Music]
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