0:00 [Music] all right this one's going to be this one's going to be kind of long but you need every one of these details in order to formulate your opinion okay i'm taking you down the road but he's always going to throw a curve ball at the end though and i'm gonna bite on everything so watch your homophobic things and all that stuff wait till the end 1999 okay these two teen girls they uh it's in alabama sounds like a porno chappelle's already worried bro sadly two teen girls in alabama they're shot and left in the trunk of their oh that's not a porno joke something is a porno to somebody two wait did you say teen like under 18 or 19 17 oh i thought i thought you said 19 1999
0:53 let's uh just take it from the top guys steve's like get me out of here [Laughter] i thought it was 19 year olds in 1999 i'm glad you quit drugs a decade ago steve's already like can we edit me out of the video again i know okay it's in pre-2000 at the turn of the millennium oh these two teen girls alabama found shot dead in the trunk of their own car oh their own car no murderer was caught right and then in 2015 this woman named rina crum comes out who used to work for the police department and she claims the police covered that murder up and they were involved somehow
1:45 2015 right okay whoa true crime podcasts and blogs go crazy over this info there's all these theories about how the cops do this cops with that super super popular uh murder that everyone starts analyzing and then in 2019 through uh through dna the same dna that they found the uh the same like uh dna technique that they used to find the golden state killers they were able to find a match for the dna here in 2019 and it's some alabama truck drivers and it's 20 years perfectly later wow but this truck driver his defense lawyers are like we got to get you off we think we can get this rina crumb lady's info and get her dad or her insider info to get you exonerated yeah because well he's not in
2:35 jail yet but they're like we need to use that as our defense because this lady knows something about the cops yeah and the cover-up theory right so his defense team meets with reena crum and they're like tell us everything you know we got to get this guy off the hook if you know who really did this and you know the cops were involved and everything they start questioning her to get that evidence out she starts saying i i just can't remember i don't recall it was a long time ago eventually she says she just made that whole ████ thing up wow there never was a crooked cop involved there never was data that she knew she just that should be ████ yeah she could go to jail for that they should put her in the trunk dude ████ shoot her ass yeah all right bart hey i thought we were over we just said give her some time dude i thought we were done how did you learn wait to another episode
3:26 yeah well i was like i used to think i used to think you shouldn't put a woman in the trunk of shooter now i do i definitely do hey that's my seventh day at venice that's his offshoot bart yeah swans at it again that's burt swan but here's here's the little uh caveat though is that these same uh like crime blog people and and analysts you know they think that the cops were hushing her up amazing and that it's they got to her yeah they think they got to her they're like we already released 12 episodes on this series so we got to keep going so we're knuckle deep we got to add to the end of the year sold already even the truck drivers defense team is saying that the cops hushed her up somehow because they're just falling without walking the case
4:17 what was her title again she's a uh she was a regular person yeah she worked at a police station okay so she's in there she's in the field in the system yeah at the time she's adjacent she's a window washer at the police station which maybe that was made up too i don't know that is very awkward though for like somebody to be associated in or working uh with the police then to say that and then when something actually goes down to be like nah like wha what would be a an incentive if it wasn't a hush she hated it i think she hated someone in the station and then she wanted to get him in trouble people take credit for crimes that had nothing to do with all the ████ time it's a weird thing yeah like bart knows those cops people just ████ call and they go like i did it i am the ████ river city killer and
5:08 then i mean even uh look at d.b cooper you know how many people claimed they were davey cooper the guy that did the famous plane heist yeah and they never found them because it's like because it's a cool thing and they talk about it all the time or whatever and imagine imagine if you're if you're just somebody that's watching like a crime blog or like a bunch of these like podcasts and you think oh man let me try to contribute something and maybe i'll be like the savior dude a bunch of dudes tried to come out and say they killed tupac remember that there was like a bunch of different people who like no no i did it that guy's a ████ liar i ████ killed tupac like it's like whoa bro that's so weird it's weird it's like everyone think everyone comes out and says they're satoshi yeah oh yeah i'm satoshi you know what
5:58 about the dna match they yeah what was that yeah because they found dna from the trucker right yeah what was the truckers come doing on one of the girls in her bra yeah this is where the porno comes back in yeah that's that's where the bra comes back yeah so that's why the defense team was so desperate to get this woman's testimony because they were like everything else was like it's this guy's going to go to jail but but but as a defense team how do you argue dna there's like the dna like i don't even know the cover you have to create the story of why the dna was there yeah because if they have to follow someone else's testimony then they can kind of reverse injury so what was this truck driver doing with 17 euros well let's just say that if the if it was planted dude if it was yeah exactly if it was a crooked cop thing within the elements of this story then they can argue that the evidence was planted oh like the homie from wisconsin
6:48 yeah dude i was just about to say that stephen stephen yesterday yeah i think what happened what happened on that one well the main thing that the main defense for stephen avery is that the police department hated him so they try to plant evidence on on the uh season one and i was like oh man and then season two apparently it's a 180. season two 180s that's probably what the defense was looking for they were looking for something like well because all you really need to do is prove to the jurors right if you get the jury arguing enough i mean maybe you'll get a ████ mistrial who knows but then like or deadlocked jerk but then the main thing is is that without a shadow of a doubt this guy has to be guilty so if you have that doubt that rina crum had she was sitting on some real estate it's crazy how like there's a lot of these things that are popping up now that like dna can be tracked and like the science and the technology has come right like we've done like probably two or three
7:39 articles similar to this now right a case from the 80s the cold case from the 50s a random ████ thing that was buried right and through d they're arresting dudes in their 90s from murders that they did when they were ████ teenagers they're somehow still arresting nazi prison guards and i'm like when are those guys just going to be ████ dead are they still alive how are they still alive what is going on they're thriving huh yeah they're like i made it out those guys are like we eat chia seeds every morning yeah what's your routine dude i'm in grass shock meditate for two hours a day yeah yeah man damn what are we saying about the dna stuff no no just saying like it's not gonna be like the ████ last one we're probably gonna keep on as technology progresses we're gonna be solving ████ cold cases from literally the 1900s but as this cold case stuff grows in
8:29 popularity we're gonna get a lot of fake ████ evidence of people saying that like oh i know about this i know about that see that's that's the ████ that's annoying when you get these other ████ saying some ████ yeah i think they should be charged for the crime that they say they were involved in just because it's like hey you wanted that ████ bad all right you get the destination you're the killer yeah i did not see that coming from you yeah nope oh did i surprise you do you feel like at this point though like uh with the technology like that because like even those dna things it's not just a matter of like um getting somebody's dna it's also a matter of having like the data of like a dna pool of people in order to cross-reference things right at this point are you are they not just going into like you know institutions or penitentiaries or like prisons and stuff like that and just getting dna samples from everybody in order to like build their databases well if you've been arrested you already have
9:19 you already already have it right one of the scariest things though about dna evidence is the way that it makes a jury like so sure that someone is guilty so you can plant dna evidence which has happened many many many many times right yeah and then the jury is just like absolutely guilty no question about it we don't even want to ████ hear from you really yeah i could have farted at the movie theater where there was a murder at and then they could have ████ caught my ████ crop dusting that's one hell that's one hell of a fart no joe's farts are quick could have farted on a freshly dead body yeah and they think i killed the guy right they'll be like why is there joe reminisces of joe on his ████ shirt wait you said they caught the golden state killer by 23andme yeah i guess they got a piece of evidence what he did he did 23 and me was like no it wasn't him oh i thought
10:11 [Laughter] but apparently it's through relative so be yeah so when you put in your dna to these ████ apps they they'll connect you with people that have similar dna to you and oh you're like oh this is your relative so i think one of the people pat and oswalt's wife apparently was the one that found she was investigating a case she found like a cigarette butt with apparently some dna on it was able to use that extract the evidence from there put it into the database send it out to them and they were able to connect through their relatives that like oh this is the guy and that's what that's how they found out and he was a cop because he didn't have his dna he was a system yeah yeah he was a cop the whole time yeah that's the problem is if you if you're not a felon your dna is not in the files then it's harder to like catch you because
11:01 you have no priors but that's how they did it the cop was the golden dp killer but he went all the way from the ████ nord cow all the way to socal bro that guy was like on a tour yeah damn he's like the guy that like sparked up ████ rich ramirez that's what people say he's like what's up los angeles [Laughter] you
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