0:00 Okay, can I tell you a little story right now about a chick? She's 19 years old. She and her boyfriend have been having some issues in the bedroom. >> 19 years old? >> 19 years old. >> 19? >> He is 20. >> Okay. >> And she has brought up potentially using a toy in the bedroom. >> Why? Cuz he can't please her? >> We're going to get to that. >> Or she just wants to have fun maybe. I don't know. Explore. >> "I have had a dill laying around." You guys all know what that means. >> Yep. >> "For about 2 months now, and I hardly use it because I don't find as much pleasure in it compared to real segs." >> Of course. >> "My boyfriend doesn't know I have it, but I brought it up during one during I brought up buying one uh as a joke just to use for A&A L during sex. Sorry, still 2 minutes, folks. Um so, I had I can have multiple sources of penny
0:50 and then he got mad. He said it was kind of weird, and he wouldn't explain why and changed the topic almost instantly. To me, the idea of having two >> penises. >> Mhm. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it's supposed to simulate a DP, basically. >> "Correct. Sounds fun, and it would spice up our segs life and increase my pleasure, but he seems to disagree because he shut the conversation down almost immediately. I really want to try it with him. I don't find anything wrong with it cuz it's not replacing him. I'm just using a toy. At the end of day, it's a piece of rubber. I'm not sure because he's insecure over his size maybe, thinking that the dill the dill is bigger, or if he's afraid that I'll like it more than just using him." >> I think he's just insecure. Like, I think he's probably like, "What do you mean? Like, I'm not enough? You got to bring extra?" But then for her, she's like, "We're going to have even more fun." >> Do you know how lucky you are that your girlfriend's a ████ Yeah.
1:41 >> And how open she is to it. >> Yeah. >> She's like, "Hey, I want to try this while I bang myself in the ass with a Cool. At 19, not a lot of girls are like that. >> Definitely past 2 minutes. >> She seems cool. >> But also, I think that it it might be intimidating for a young dude where she's more sexually like open and experimental. >> I think that's what it is. It's intimidating. >> Cuz I'm like >> If her drive is higher than his, yeah. >> 20, guys are way more puritan. >> Yeah. >> You would think they're crazier, but I think they don't want to be outdone. >> Yeah. They don't they they have more like uh What is it like that scarcity mindset where they're they're not thinking the more the the better. It's just like >> What do you mean What do you mean need more than me? >> Right. >> Yeah, cuz I would watch porn where like let's say, "Oh, I like it when a girl's sucking on ████ a dildo and then she's getting um doggy styled at the same time." But if it were to happen in
2:31 real life and a ████ machine showed up and she goes, "Check this out. I'm going to ████ deep throat this ████ machine. You can ████ me." And I'm all like But in real life it's not the same. >> It's okay. We're at 3 minutes. >> [clears throat] >> Yeah, I know. I agree with you completely. I just think I just think that it Putting myself in the 20-year-old mindset, you just you you you feel like you have so much competition all the time. >> Yeah. >> Even from yourself. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? That's kind of like, "Oh ████ she's really exploring a lot. Am I going to be able to keep up?" >> I think girls are hornier. >> Oh, yeah. >> A lot of the times. They do crazier ████ And then I'm just like, "I'm not ready for that." >> Exactly. There is that like weird complex that you want to be the one that um I guess like introduces her to new things. So, yeah, I I could totally see some being intimidated when someone's like, "Yeah, I'm going to get a bigger phallic than you." And then we're going to do a DP and you're like, "Damn, like
3:22 you're my I lost my virginity to you." >> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? You're like >> This is crazy. >> I've never got jealous of a dildo. >> You're different. I think I would have been jealous of a of a dildo. >> When you were that young, though? >> When I was that young. >> Yeah, you know, I probably would have. >> At 20? >> Oh, yeah. Guaranteed. >> Or even like 18 or 19. I think I would have. >> Think of how insecure you are about like just all these little things. >> It's also the at the point where if you've only ever had sex with someone you love, then you're really not ready for dildos and ████ like that. You know what I mean? Like if if you've had random sex, then you're probably more open to it. >> Well, I was I think I always um dreamed of having a girlfriend that had a dildo so I could watch her play with it, but [laughter] I never got a chance to. They always have vibrators, never dildos. >> Oh, well, you could always buy them one, right? >> Yeah, but I didn't know where to go.
4:12 And I felt gay. >> Pick 'n' Save. >> I couldn't get it on Amazon back then. >> Yeah, like even at like like let's say 19 or 20, I feel like walking into a sex store I'd be like scared. >> I would. >> I better go there right when it opens so no one sees me or right when it's about to close, but I don't want to be caught here. >> Yeah, I felt I felt less scared if I went in with a girl. >> Did you sell dildos? >> Yeah, it was online. >> Oh. >> But you're like but he was like 23 or 4. >> Yeah, that was way different. >> you're calling the supplier, are you like, "Hey, I just need to buy like 250 lb of dildos, but they're not for me." >> The uh okay, I don't care. I don't care. Are you guys sending money? Oh, okay. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, cuz it's all the Chinese >> At 20 years old, I would I would feel too gay to buy a dildo. >> [laughter] >> Too gay? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, why are you even touching it? >> Did you ever buy one of those things that look like mushrooms and you just go >> You mean flashlights?
5:02 >> The flashlight? >> Yeah, but it's but it's It's a disposable one. >> Bar and his friends got me to buy one. >> [laughter] >> Disposable flashlight? >> Bar and his friends got me to buy one. >> a real flash No, because we have friends that were like really big salesmen. >> And they really believe in a product. >> Josh is is blaming us for no reason. >> that if >> He knows he wanted it. >> No, I did. I did. But you sold me cuz I didn't know it existed. >> Looks like he still has it. >> But no, but you know we have another friend that um sold me on a dick pump and he told me where to buy it and I got it. >> Like Harold and Kumar style? >> Like you put >> Yeah, it didn't work. >> Like Austin Powers. >> I don't think so, but it's like working out where you have to be disciplined and do it every day. >> Oh, you're Oh, it's like that? >> Yeah, but I tried it one time and it hurt, so I didn't do it. >> what the vacuum, right? We Austin Powers. >> But that's different. Okay, same group of friends
5:52 they got me the flashlight and I did like it. And then my girlfriend at the time, she found it in my closet. And then so she's like, "Oh, that's crazy." And then she got curious, so she ████ me with it. And I was like, "Oh, this is crazy." >> Did she like give you a hand job with it? >> She jacked me off with it like this and I was like, "Oh, no, it's more intense when someone else is doing it. >> [laughter] >> The rhythm's way too fast." >> She was cool, by the way. Can I just say she was extremely cool? >> She's really cool though. For someone to that be down versus >> Yeah, finds your fleshlight and then is like, "Oh, I'm curious >> Cuz at that age, they would be insecure intimidated too. Like, "What the hell? Why do you have one of these for?" >> have one. Why can't you use mine? >> Yeah, I'm not enough for you. >> Like, you're pretty cool, girl. >> That is pretty cool. >> guess that the that's the guy equivalent, right? If I found a dildo in a closet and I'm like >> Yeah. >> "Hey, you use this thing? Let me see how
6:42 it works." >> And I think that at that age me and Bart would have been like >> It's not the It's not the equivalent in in one way though, because like no matter what, it's not like you can get a such a tighter vagina fleshlight that it's like nothing can work. >> better. >> Whereas if you found her dildo and it was like this thick, you'd be like, "Uh-oh, s███." >> I don't think I could pick a dildo up at that age. I think picking up a dildo at that age automatically makes whatever hand gay. >> [laughter] >> Oh, it makes the hand gay? >> I think I would have to get chopsticks and pick UP THE DILDO. THAT'S HOW THAT'S HOW GAY >> THAT'S TRUE. >> That's how anti-gay I was. >> He's like, "I won't touch it with my hands, so I pick it up WITH MY MOUTH." >> [laughter] >> I PICK IT UP WITH CHOPSTICKS AND I START FACE ████ MYSELF. >> WHEN I was like 19 or 20, I was still in the phase if I walked into a sex store, everything was a joke.
7:33 >> [laughter] >> That is why Remember you go in there with your friends at the beginning and you're laughing at everything. >> Yeah, because I was still in that like super insecure phase. I can't just go, "Oh, people actually just like this." I have to like laugh and make fun of it. >> But in the back of your mind, you're like, "I want to try. I want to try." >> Yeah. >> You don't want to admit it though. You don't want to say it out loud. >> Of course I don't need it. I got girls, you know what I mean? That's how you be like. >> I wonder if it's different for Is it different for Asians that were more like like uh harder to get sexually open at a at a sooner time? >> I was pretty horny. >> [laughter] >> I feel like if you're just a religiously raised you were like that. >> It's probably that. It must be more religion, yeah. >> Just any oppressed upbringing. Yeah, suppressed and upbringing, I feel like. >> Like the monks temple, they probably weren't teaching about sex, right? >> I think Thais and Japanese are probably the most openly sexual in Asia. >> Yeah, Timmy D's dad's talking about his ████ dick when he's young.
8:24 >> Does Japan have a thing where like they even though they're so freaky and they're so sexual, half the fun is keeping it a taboo thing? >> Oh, it's not that open. Yeah, you're It's not like Amsterdam. >> It's cool because you can't be that open. Like even though you are inside. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> It's a forbidden act. >> Like I feel like that's way more fun than being like >> That's what makes it so much sexier. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Because everyone does it, but it's like Germans. >> Yeah, [laughter] versus like how American culture is like >> Cuz they're horny. Germans are like weird horny. >> I heard about that. >> Yeah, remember that? They like pooping on people and stuff. >> scheiße videos. >> Like that's an entire country's >> No, but then but then but then you know how like you there's a lot of legal prostitution there, so there's just sex everywhere. In Germany? >> Yeah, legal prostitution. >> I'm not googling it. >> Me not know.
9:14 I didn't know that. >> But I mean Europe in general has more nudity and sex in their mainstream movies. >> more liberally open. >> TV shows. >> That one dating show where they just show everybody's dicks and they're like, "Ah, I'm not going to date that one." >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. >> But I think that not shaming it has probably helped them. >> I think that's way more helpful, for sure. >> But I do love I still like the Japanese style. >> Of like, "We're not freaky. You are." But then really they're the ████ degenerates. >> Yeah, that's true. They're ████ tight. >> It's like how much porn and how much hentai that they make, but they're all blurred on the penises and stuff. It's like that's ████ fun. >> Because they're lawful. That means somebody Somebody >> obeying the law, you can't have it unblurred. >> Their entire career is built off of digitizing and blurring penises. >> I know. >> Cuz he's got like unlimited amount that they got to keep working on. >> Yeah, that's true. It's not like
10:05 >> That's a good editing job. >> the Scandinavian culture, right? Where they're like sexually more liberal. >> Mhm, yeah. >> But then they're also not like always talking about it and it's not like it's not like a big deal. >> of cool that there's a wall you have to breach in order to access ultimate freak town. >> Dude, the craziest thing cuz like, you know, okay, white family, blah blah blah. My parents super repressed about sex talk, anything like that, hyper religious Catholic ████ >> Your dad never talked about sex with you? >> Ever. Literally [clears throat] ever. >> Funny to imagine. >> Ever, exactly. So, but Nikki's dad will openly talk about railing his mom like Nikki's mom all the time. And he talks about sex all the time. Like their whole family talks about sex. Like the aunties and uncles all talk about ████ They all ask me if we're ████ Like they're really cool. >> Are they Catholic? >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> But they just start are Americanized as
10:55 ████ I guess, or whatever you call it. >> They're Filipino. >> I guess I'm Americanized, but my family's repressed as ████ cuz of religious ████ So you just never know what you're getting. >> Yeah, religious changes the entire ████ thing, yeah. Are they speaking of it in the nuance of like ████ or is it always a baby making context? >> No, it's always ████ always. >> Do they use euphemisms? >> No. >> Like do you guys doing the dirty dirty or is it like you guys parking? >> [laughter] >> You guys like to mother parking? Are you good doing the penetration? >> ████ It's more like, I know you guys are ████ you know what I mean? It's like, hey, hell yeah. Hope you guys are getting in it. >> I know you're putting your penis in my daughter's vagina. >> It's but it's not it's not like bad or anything like that. Like we we can just talk about it openly. I feel way more comfortable with her family than around mine. >> Don't rip it. >> Don't rip her. >> Sick. >> You said rip, not Yeah. >> I did say rip. [laughter]
11:45 >> Filipino accent's hard to tell sometimes. >> I said rip. >> It's tough, though. >> Don't rip Andre. >> [laughter] >> Would be a ripest. >> That was for YouTube, not for us. >> Hey, I go to the rippy. >> [laughter] >> Oh, get out of here, Anthony. Leave.
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