0:00 [Music] Uh, okay. Since we have some uh educated opinions in the room on this topic. >> Oh, really? >> Oh, by the way, real quick, look at this shirt I got you, dude. >> Thank you, Ryan. >> I just randomly had this. >> Whoa. This is my old car that burned down. >> That burned down. >> Yeah, it like it like caught fire in his garage. It's the exact year. 1989. Random, right? >> If you if you came across a bunch of money, would that be one of the first cars you get back? >> Yeah. And and then I do what I always wanted to do cuz I didn't even finish >> the I just had it stock. >> Yeah. >> I saw a super clean one and I sent it to him >> uh of that Supra and I was like, "Dude, that looks clean."
0:50 >> Oh, dude. Thank you. >> If you got the money, why don't you just buy a real ass Supra? >> That is a real Supra. >> No, the new one. >> Say, man, >> the new one. I'm talking about though. You know what I'm saying? The Mark III Supra. >> Yeah. >> But he likes that one. >> That one's okay. >> He wants like >> he wants the one that can burn down. Really? >> He wants you to buy the one he wants. >> Yeah. Buy the one we all want. >> All right. So, since uh since everybody knows so much about this topic, what um after you have a baby, is the guy useless for the first week? >> I want to hear what what Bonos has to say first from a girl's perspective. >> Like, the guy don't have to be there the first week of the baby being born? I have so much to say >> cuz I know my perspective. I >> because in my in my dad's perspective, it's probably like 18 years he doesn't have to be there. >> He was a brother. >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah.
1:40 >> But that's what he learned. He's like, "I don't >> He's like, why was I around?" >> He's like, "Damn, I saw how Joe turned out. I need to fix this." >> So, what do you think? Like, uh, you have a baby. Your husband has to be around doing what for the first week. So husband is less useful toward the baby specifically in the early days, but husband needs to be around for a wife like for mom because mom is going through so much. Um so we need to like be supported and then we take care of the baby basically. >> Like we could cook food. >> Yes. And clean up. >> Yeah. Or like listen to you complain like that. >> They're called hormones. Joe, you have a ████ baby and then and then be an angel. >> Just you wait. I'll be here. Go. Oh, that's okay. You want to watch Netflix? >> See, already I'm like, if my mom's there, what's he there for?
2:30 >> Cuz my mom can like do the cooking, she can do the cleaning. >> Wait, she can't do that. Do that again. >> You want to watch Netflix? >> She could do that better. >> Cuz they'll probably watch shows they want to watch. >> Your mom can rub you better. >> My mom rubs me in. >> I watch Netflix. >> You boy watch the telly. >> Watch. What you need Joe to do though that your mom can't do is in the background go, "Ah, ████ Where'd I lose the ring? >> I can find it. >> I can find it." >> And your mom can never replace that. That's true. >> My mom's very softly spoken. >> Okay. When you had your baby, what did um your husband do that first week? >> Um he brought me food. the paternity leave or whatever or no,
3:20 >> he did. So, he was home all day. >> But see, you guys, he got to go to the gym. He got to go do whatever the hell he wanted. But I was stuck with baby cuz I was breastfeeding. So, you can't really just You can't really do much. >> So, he had to help with basically everything else >> that had nothing to do with the baby, like just regular home responsibilities. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Suben, what do you think? >> Yeah. I mean, know this what she said is correct. I believe being around cleaning. Hey, we need more of this. We need more of that. We do all the driving. But I didn't have maternity leave. You know what I'm saying? >> Right. >> You're just unemployed. >> I was just unemployed. But she's like, "Yo, we need more." I was like, "All right, babe. I'll get it." Just like, "F███." Just trying to book clients like, "Yo, I know. I I'm around your area. You need a fade, dog. What's
4:10 cracking?" You know, just trying to I was just like hustling the whole time the week. But then every time I hear like my wife crying because it was so much at that time. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh, your wife was crying too. >> Yeah, she was just And the baby and the wife. >> Wait, what did I say? >> Yeah, the wife was crying. You said the wife's crying. Not just the baby crying. The wife was crying, too. >> Oh, well, yeah, the wife was crying too because >> what? >> It was hard. >> Yeah. >> The the baby wouldn't stop crying and she's like, "Yo, what's going on?" I don't know. You know, but her mother my mother-in-law was in there, too. But I was like, "Babe, you okay?" She's like, "Yeah, okay." I was like, "Okay, I'm going back up and have the mom come help." But it was definitely true what she said. It's just >> You see that doctor in Africa? He was like the baby was crying and he folded the baby up and then it stopped crying. >> Wow. Folded it.
5:00 >> It's cuz some form, but I don't know that technique. >> He like tucks it in like this and then and then he went like that and then the baby stopped crying and he goes, "See, easy." >> So ████ They just picked that specific baby. >> There's a white guy in Africa. >> Oh, >> easy. >> Easy. >> But I agree with her. How about you, Bart? >> My I mean Von's correct though cuz uh I think like in the modern day, especially if you marry like an independent lady, which are probably all of our ladies are, >> they can handle everything themselves. Yeah, >> but I do think the juxiposition of living with your own decisions and your own choices to overnight you're carrying imagine like carrying a backpack full of bricks that you can't let go you have to sleep with and then every 2 hours has to suck on your nipples like that crazy
5:52 change. >> Sounds like me, huh? But then you need like the emotional support cuz like um I think one thing Gio told me that she felt very supported was at night she would feed the baby like three times a night and technically there's nothing I can do at that point at that part right but the fact that when she gets up to feed I'm up too and I'm just there with her like she feels like she's like going through this journey with someone >> and um that helps her versus I could like imagine she's like a single mom and they have to do that then they're probably like crying and ████ like ████ What what did I get myself into? Cuz I do think it's so hard in the beginning that your your first question is what the ████ did I get myself into? >> It's that first week. It's that first >> week. Yeah. And you go like, is it worth it? How do people do this? Like, why the ████ did I do this? >> And it feels like that that transitional
6:42 period is going to be forever. You're like, damn, this is my life forever. It does get better, though. But you're right. What Gio said, like motherhood is is can be really lonely in the beginning. >> Yeah. >> Cuz you guys really don't get it. You'll never get it. It's not really your fault, but >> you know, >> you know, if you were a part of a tribe, >> I heard that doesn't happen. Like, no jokes, like where >> the baby's constantly being held by someone. There's not a time where they're alone or in a crib. So, like when you know, mom is actually tired, like it goes straight to auntie. It goes straight to whatever. And then it's constantly being loved and taken care of. And then like they just share the titty milk. Like there's multiple women pregnant at the same time lactating. So they're just like boom. Yeah. Maybe the HOA in Vegas is like that. >> You just pass it around. >> The villages in like Africa, huh? That's
7:33 why the ladies always have their titties out. >> Dude, that makes sense. >> Humans were like more naturally like in a group all the time, not isolated. So like the modern like living alone and then there's nobody in the house but you >> relatively new. >> I don't know though because when I I was very attached to my baby in the beginning. I wouldn't want to share my baby. Like if I had visitors, I didn't really want >> like the help wasn't for you to take the baby from me. Help me with everything else. I'm kind of connected bond with my baby. >> I want to hold my baby the whole day. >> Okay. >> That's true. Cuz it's like if you were to pass your baby off, then what would you do? And in your mind, they're like the most the thing that I want to do the most is to be with the baby. >> Yes. >> Right. >> Yeah. Makes sense. >> I want everyone else to take the mental load of everything else off me so I can focus on the baby. >> Yeah. like multiple kids. That might be more of like a helpful thing. >> Yeah.
8:23 >> A bunch of others and they're all close and then you pass off one and then you >> the crawling phase. >> Yeah. >> But the first couple months like you there's no one. You can't really pass a baby off to a kid or anyone. It's just going to be in the dirt like >> like >> it can't even move. Yeah. It can't even It's just like >> in the dirt. >> It can't even move. Can't say. >> What's um Do you know how many kids you want? So, I used to say five, but I'm getting old. ████ >> Five? Do you even have five sperm? >> Five? ████ Five. You know I got like six. >> Yeah, cuz I'm one of four. >> But we should have started when when I met her. >> Why don't you just go start right now? >> Yeah. >> Or just >> we practiced, but it's not working. >> Or just have like a what is it called? Like like a get get a bunch of twins and triplets. >> That would be a good idea. >> Bunch. >> I would also adopt to pat it out, but he doesn't want to adopt. >> Oh yeah.
9:13 >> I'm only going to adopt any of your kids. Oh, be a godfather. >> So, you really want >> you want four now? >> That's how much? >> I think three. >> Three. Okay. >> If we start if I'm like 35. >> It went from 2 3 4 5 4 3. >> You're just waiting for it to open up down to zero. >> He's like two two. >> I like it. >> What's your dream ratio? Boy, girl, >> in what order? >> So, I'm one girl, three brothers. I would just >> That's right. Yeah. But I think >> easiest. >> I think girl first and then boys would be better then because I feel like girls kind of bring the family together and then like they're a good bridge. >> And I think having a older sister >> is like a good glue. >> Mhm. >> Because if you have an older brother,
10:03 he's just going to use you for entertainment and ████ with you all day. >> Okay. >> Yeah. And then and then brothers don't really like connect the the siblings with the with the uh parents that >> Yeah. They're not they're not that responsible. >> No, but I think whenever I've seen like the oldest sister, they're like a good in between between like parents. >> Yeah, that is a good. >> So, are you an older or younger? Where are you? >> I'm the only girl, but I'm the second oldest. Okay. >> But I had I really re like from childhood remember situations where like if I hadn't been there, one of them would be dead. Like there was one time, you know those bunk beds that you get where it's like, so I came into the room and two of my brothers had a towel and my little brother was on the top and he was going to jump off and they were going to catch him in the towel. >> That's boy behavior for sure. >> That is boy. And I'm the one walking in like that's fun, bro.
10:53 >> Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, let's just all take a minute. >> So they would listen to you when you'd be like, cut it out. >> Just ████ >> You know, like, no, you can't do this. Girls are party shut you up. They'll just stop. >> Yeah. But I remember so many things like that where I was just like, I think if I wasn't there, if there wasn't like a >> Yeah. And guess what her alternative was? Throw a guinea pig instead. >> A guinea pig might be better. >> Throw a guinea pig instead of her brother. >> That's it happening, but that was where my mind was. But that's better than a three-year-old. >> Yeah. >> Cuz you can just buy another guinea pig. >> Exactly. >> That is the wrong answer. >> Just buy one ahead of time. >> Yeah. What's the big deal? >> Get one in the wings. Just ready to go. 's about to expire in the year anyways. >> Boy, boys are ████ nuts. I just recently started following this page. I don't know if you guys saw, but it's two brothers and their whole pages like
11:43 biting. >> Damn. >> Me? >> The whole pages bit is um one brother, they're grown now. They're probably like late 20s or 30s or something. >> The brother is blindfolded and then the other brother throws something at the brother and he has to guess what it is. >> Oh, I love that. I love those guys. >> And it's never what it what you think. He threw a microwave at him. >> Throw a pogo stick at him. ████ like >> throws it squarely at his chest. >> Throws it 100 miles an hour. >> Throws it as hard as he can. >> He'll like chuck it like boom. It's like a microwave. Boom. He goes, "Ah, is that orange juice?" >> He never gets it right. >> Yeah. >> And that's like that to me is like the epitome of boys. If you had just boys, they're just going to do dumb things. >> That's also like man paradise. It's like I want to live like that too my whole life.
12:33 >> Either they >> Oh, no. >> They're all like late 20s, early 30s. If I come home and there's anything >> just thrown at me as I walk through the door constantly. >> I love that life. >> That's me and my brother. >> We're ████ crazy. >> I believe that. >> Huh? Yeah. >> But I think having a boyfriend is cool though, right? Think about it. >> I think if you're trying to set up a family, I do think girl cuz then you have a second mom almost. >> Yeah. Yeah, they're smarter. >> Also, genetic. Yeah, genetically though, his the boy that he has, if it's the oldest, is going to mess with everybody >> cuz that was his life. >> Or you could just some do your best where he's actually nurturing and caring. >> Gay son. >> Gay son or daughter. >> Yeah, that's another thing. What's your >> gay son? >> Out of your four or your three kids, what's your dream? What's your dream
13:24 gender for each? Gay son first. Gay son or daughter >> and then two boys. >> Yeah. And then >> do you want any of them trans or anything? >> Whatever they want. Whatever makes them interesting. >> You want her to be trans. >> Your dream gender. >> She doesn't want boring kids. >> Yeah. I don't want boring kids. >> You don't want boring kids. >> Yeah. I don't think that's going to happen. >> Not with her guys' jeans. >> You don't have a choice. Really? >> I know. Cuz imagine Christmas dinner. >> But I feel like the opposite always happens when you have like >> big personality parents. Do you have like really quiet kids that are boring as ████ >> I don't think I'm big personality though. I think you are. >> Yeah, >> I'm not that much. >> Well, who knows what your personality be as a dad, right? >> Probably angry and telling them shut the ████ up 24/7. Shut the ████ up. >> No, you won't.
14:14 >> No, I think I'll be getting into trouble with them. >> Softy. Or do you think you'll Yeah, right. Go. >> Oh, dude. Yeah, I think so. >> Yeah, it's going to be another level. Yeah, cuz I have a hard time um telling girls what to do >> and then I'll just be I'll do it for you. And then boys, it's like, "Hey, what the ████ is that? Are you ████ stupid? Do this s███." Right. >> It's true. Yeah. Even the girls at the store, if something breaks, he's like, "I'll do it." If it's a boy, he's like, "Right, I'm going to show you." >> Well, would you be okay if the baby came out like not Japanese whatsoever? Like it just took all her jeans. She was like, "What the f███?" Just a straight up red hair looking already sunburned when it's born. >> Comes out already through the hospital window. >> Dude, your kids just going to have small eyes though. Like right off the rip,
15:05 bro. It's going to be like like just small eyes. >> Small eyes and red hair. Let's go. >> Oh, that's cool. >> All my jeans are recessive. This kid's going to look straight Japanese. >> I think it look cool.
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