0:00 billion dollars what are you doing for a billion dollars I'll tell you what I got a billion dollars each one of you guys are for sure getting hooked up with ten thousand they're so generous ████ homie dude she's being ████ sarcastic you Pricks no seriously that's nice after all I've done for you I'm happy for the crumb thank you very much [Music] so Joe what's up dog dude everybody work for JK except for you all right except for you and Bart we all chip in we're like hey dude let's ████ buy lotto ticket we all chip in right and then we all win with that lotto ticket everybody's a ████ millionaire dude that's a thing I'll be like how come you didn't tell me I would have put money in too and we tried that before at JK we did a whole Lottery together and
0:51 then we were already thinking we were gonna win and we already thinking what we're gonna buy because we lost that's a beautiful thing all of us win except for you and Bart which also mean that like we don't really have to come to work anymore you know um how would you feel would you be like a support would you be like nah dude you got to come to work I feel like why don't you guys invite me to the lotto first of all about that hurt out of everybody in this room you know I probably gamble the most with you you got a bet against us though you know what I'm saying the second thing is that already happened and that was crypto baby and I'm glad it crashed because that's why you're still here damn [Laughter] no I I think to me this was especially
1:41 if it was other businesses is different because it's for the money but this has never been about that so that would hurt that would be that would feel like a personal attack if it was any other business then I'd be like I get it dude like you don't have to be here like all the Jimmy people anything yeah if I was a part of the crew and I got that money I am how do you do yeah I'm out dude I would be like that ████ stop my ████ money down watch when you have history to me I'm not gonna I'm gonna you're gonna you're not gonna wanna leave me you're right you know what I mean we need history I feel like I want to be the snitch for you like hey dude like let everybody at least those guys are talking ████ about you dude you're the best all right call me your hair your long-ass hair don't call me your long-ass hair you're the best and this was just like
2:31 you think so I mean I just think it's so much you know JK news is so much weight on my shirt you're hurt the ████ funniest dude all right they're always walking over your lines all right one of them tells long-ass ████ stories that go nowhere anyone stays in this computer chatting to people he's got Facebook on actually he's not even he's not Facebook Messenger bro he's the true homie you know so that's where we went that actually happened it to a mining boss in Australia all the workers and they bounced not yet not yet 20 20 of his best employees did win the Mega Mega good for them yeah they deserve it they do yeah dude that's like yeah that's hard ████ work man each of his employees basically of the 20 of the best ones got over two million dollars the boss who works in a
3:21 West Australian mining town of uh Calgary Calgary Cal what a yeah admits that uh you know he was totally in disbelief he was just like no no way they're like we won the lottery he's like no ████ way trust me you did not ████ did you win the lotto it was like that right and then after they're like yeah we won blah blah blah the next day he's like hey you guys are still coming to work that's very hard to get Replacements yeah nobody wants to work hard in the mind bro oh my God and the idea for all of them still mines at the same time same time yeah by the way there's still mines out here what are we still using gold for what the ████ I think the hardest part would be the transition like I'd understand it if I was the mining company owner it's like dude you
4:12 gotta you gotta get yours but please train somebody to take care please don't please don't leave it the exact same time right but please at least stay like stagger your leave or like train people in the middle like in Australia go to Mexico I swear to God you'll come back with a bunch of people who are willing to ████ it up all right give them the good ass money yeah dude that is gnarly though that's crazy but then they were honorable enough to split it with each other right right that's what I was gonna say they're really like all of them 20 people all walked away with over like 2.5 million dollars that's tight after taxes no I think they have to pay taxes yeah yeah let me see okay well so that's still nice 1.3 dude that's ████ let's see that was a total of 34 million dollars divide that by 20.
5:04 see 34. I don't know that you guys do math here dude I just left the wood like damn that's a s███████ yo got a calculator for a reason oh he does NERD oh it's actually 1.7 million each so let's say they got a million after taxes but it's Australian dollars it's weaker it's weaker but yeah 1.7 that's what I need baby that's all I need even a million a million after tax get a bill I'm good and I'm a miner that's great that's a whole other lifestyle if you win Jesus if you win the lotto would you still do stand up yeah dude stand up because Santa it's like I don't do it for money I'll tell you that much these are paying me instead of it's like it's definitely out for money I'd stand up is just like a therapy thing it's like I just love it I can't live without it like it's the only thing
5:54 that's like I can do yeah that's what this is for me yeah I'm like whether I'm broke or Rich this is fun this is just yeah this is like ████ but what would I do with that money I'll do some crazy ████ I'll do some crazy ████ I was like ████ Wolf of Wall Street ████ you know what I'm saying with a million you'll last one day then if you're doing no if I want if I want the freaking uh the big one the billion dollar one yeah I know that's what you were talking about whatever the Powerball no I would have been like you know nowadays you can't really do ████ with the meal you could buy half a house in L.A give me a million then no but you can't even like buy a house in L.A a half of a house you can buy a condo nice little downtown you can buy a condo cool little couch or just called orange second couch on Burger's house yeah in L.A you can't a million dollars you could get a house in Pomona hi yeah
6:44 yeah yeah yeah it's like hey you ████ ████ meth neighbors but I will while out for sure you want to wall out I would for sure while out yeah off of I'll be talking one million we're talking one billion one million do both yeah yeah one for each yeah one million is like you're already worried about like it being gone so it's like all investment yeah yes but at one billion while out like wow I have to do it everything is considered what's your investment though you're going back to crypto nah wait wait wait is that the truth that you did crypto and absolutely foreign [Laughter]
7:39 like like I take you guys to Del Taco and rent out the whole restaurant and be like yo anything you want it's on me I think Julia would just buy her own Mountain yeah so she could hike on it yeah but it's like a hill yeah dude the Del Taco thing I've done that in a drunk night that's not that's not impressive like I've done whatever you guys want dude but see that's what I mean with the million you can still do that yeah you know you can feel it do that with a million sure my producer is also a fan of Del Taco oh cool so you are now alone in the Del Taco train that I can go to Del Taco with your producer we could ball out yeah yeah I love to go to high school you're asking for it dude yeah no I love it dude I don't care I'll take it yeah what about you Nick million bucks I think I still work bro I'd for sure still work yeah I mean I'd just buy a house for
8:29 sure I'll still work that's it yeah I feel like a million dollars really don't get you too far so you're only thinking about practical ████ we got to jump straight to like at least half a billion at least just a straight let's go billion billion dollars what are you doing for a billion dollars I'll tell you what I got a billion dollars each one of you guys are for sure getting hooked up with 10 000. you're so generous you Pricks no seriously that's nice no seriously I wish I wish crypto comes back because I would I would love that dude I would love for you because you don't have to give the money to anybody so I'm just happy that you're willing to you're thinking of us that's very appreciative yeah after all I've done for you I'm happy for the crumb thank you very much the crumb I would buy an island
9:35 but I would definitely get an island for sure where you know that's a good question uh you want a Cold Island like in Canada or do you want a tropical island you know what's funny I've never I didn't even know there's a difference right now so I got an iceberg I don't know there was a difference but it was it's Hawaii a cold island or a hot Island it's tropical it's hot so it's hot yeah it's warm this is why I should have learned this in school but you're from Arizona I was trying to figure it's like near the equator what are you doing we're learning about islands and ████ coldness ████ that what are you doing what's up well I'm down there but uh yeah I would definitely get tropical island tropical island and I'll just live there and just ████ Live It Up just live it up Pina Coladas walk around Nate it's a nudist beach for me and I'm gonna do whatever I want I like Kona
10:26 coconuts that's pretty good I want a coconut Farm what would you guys do with it you didn't say anything yeah what would you do Colleen I would I would travel the world at like the bougiest level that's what I said bro control the world the world at the bougiest level really no you start a bank huh [Laughter] I give you guys all student loans yeah you guys I feel like she want to finance like super cool things I would invest yeah absolutely but I would definitely travel I would prioritize that where's your dream place to travel oh there's a bunch of places pick one uh Japan would you like she pointed at Joe I like Japan like I would go to Japan I would go to Japan if it wasn't for Cove oh yeah I think they just no they're fully open now oh yeah yeah it's actually better because
11:16 now the Dollar's way stronger so it's cheaper to go yeah good for us bad for them I know right for us I can't do I want to do an Asian country I just don't know which one Thailand Greece um all over Europe that sounds good well you said Iceland that was fire Iceland yeah I want to do Iceland I'll be honest though I don't know if I could do it just because of the flights dude that's the only thing I can't do I can't do a flight more than three hours just start like you're balling up hey but first first class though launches money yeah bruh just go three hours a time yeah I know I hated a little stop no but you're a billionaire so you could have a jet you're right that's first first class ████ us right ████ me in my ████
12:08 private jet idea damn dude his biggest one I'm going to Iceland baby yeah ████ yeah dude or you could rent a canoe [Music] laughs foreign
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