0:00 [Music] all right so at the uh in Madison Wisconsin all right right outside of the capital grounds there there is a Tulip Garden okay but apparently tul lips somebody came by and planted a bunch of weed no wait oh marijuana kind SI yeah that's kind of cool I thought it was dandelion damn in a Tulip Garden you mean just reg Garden weeds yeah cuz once you once they just start growing and take over your whole ████ you know you can eat dandelion leaves it's edible it's good for you I heard outside there's ████ hella weed outside of the capital the Wisconsin State tro over there you know different
0:50 states got oh yeah um I don't know we just going to assume it is just because it's more fun that way are you a friend of marijuana do you have you grown marijuana before yes I did is is marijuana able to like grow next to any kind of plant or does it does it it's a hearty plant does it ruin it if it's like next to you know like some maybe it depends on the strain but like that ████ grows everywhere it's literally a weed oh yeah guess so but it's it's TI when you grow up yeah I'm sure like there's some strains that are more sensitive did you enjoy the weed that you grew more than the weed that you've bought yeah well I don't know know about more but you got to think about it like you know when you cook your own food it's the sensation of appreciation you you grew your own weed before yeah but to me like weed wow it's
1:41 not different enough to like I can't tell like the crazy difference oh you can't tell strin I don't remember oh like to me it's not that different enough to go oh this one it's so different you know what I mean like they're subtle I always felt like that was like a way people just wanted to feel cool I mean you do get different highs dude but like like wine snobs I do no no you you'll get different highs like in even the way it's smokes like some is like more harsh than others or like whatever you definitely get different highs you do like for example there was one time I smoked something called Christmas cush during Christmas time this is like maybe like 2009 or something like that right I smok this Christmas cush with a bunch of homies in college you know half of them Min AUM and we giggling the whole night we had such a
2:33 good time that for probably the next like 3 4 years every time holidays rolled around I was looking for Christmas cush yeah that's what my point is that the consistency and brand it's hard to find like it's impossible the yeah it's different every time unless it's a dispensary now right cuz they have they know they could keep they I used to work at one that's true I used to work but even then it it's hard to be like unless you get a big batch of one yeah it's like you can't go back back to what you have but also your mind state has a big play in it how you like I think there's a lot but like as far as like oh this is a good quality because it's not harsh and dry and it's cured properly like that's you could tell a difference in how it smokes what I can tell is very consistent is Blue Dolphins you ever tried those that's an ecstasy my favorite kind of we orange
3:25 Teslas we're um working at a dispensary did you try all the different strains where you knew I tried yeah and and did you really see differences it little bit yes yes cuz you had to have had like 50 strains yeah well it depends right Indica sativa hybrids but the problem is what Joe was saying is the consistency so at the end of the day it ended up being becoming Inda hybrid yeah it's all hybrids sativa hybrid yeah it's like cuz they couldn't stick to one side cuz everyone's brain was different from yeah I was pretty hype I was paranoid I was chill but yeah so they ended up becoming a hybri did you did you have customers that were dead like believing that no I need this one until we got the second batch oh then they were like yo something's off you you guys jipping me out like it's
4:15 not consistent uh you know customers review will be complaints now and you're just like were you guys a farm too uh we had Farmers that were partnered partnered with that's really I heard it was also because how you grow it too right like if they accidentally cross-pollinate or you're not keeping the strain separate but the problem was the weather if it's like hybrid grown Greenhouse indoor you know that was the problem and and the thing is you can stress a a weed plant in the depending on the stage of growth that it could turn male yeah and it and it ruins a crop so like that's crazy it could be a female plant and then it's like you stress the ████ out of it and then because you ████ it up and it it all becomes male plants or something huh it became she them yeah that's why she them yeah there's probably like
5:06 hardcore connoisseurs that are like oh yeah this is different from this this and I'm like man it's to me it's so hard to like every single time get a consistent one it's not like tobacco I think tobacco even you can get consistency from like a like a certain type like aand yeah like a cigar or whatever you know is there is there a type of weed that's like way more expensive than every other weed no in general I mean there they always have a top shelf like list is all so it just depends on what's growing in that season or which like Planters they picked them up from but I will say anything that came from like NorCal is consistently better than most places around the world yep that's true that's true I had weed in Amsterdam and I thought it was going to be so good their weed is ████ trash dude yeah Europe weed I thought
5:56 that Amsterdam weed was going to be like oh dude it's been legal here for so long we went into a ████ Cafe got a hella like hella of joints and just did the whole coffee and Joints thing I smoke like three joints and I was like dude one hit of Cali weed is about three joints is it because of climate that they grow it in I don't know where they're getting it it's definitely that but also the culture out in Europe in general is mostly spliffs yeah so it's like it's like basically tobacco mixed with which means it's like hella head high but shorttime high but like the culture of Americans we're going to smoke ████ full ass grass and anytime Europeans like are like dang dude you're it's just grass they're like this is I'm going to get so hot but we're so used to it and so desensitized and then our s███'s so strong and pure out here you know so and I happen to be that customer
6:48 when I was smoking but I quit um cuz I I for example I definitely have like I'm like salivating for it right now wa why did you quit health reasons and just because I needed to stop it was like 15 years of consistent smoking 15 years of consistent smoking I smoke cuz I would always I was never like the kind of poad that would like smoke and be ████ up and always push my limits cuz I didn't like that I actually like being productive I'm one of the very few people I know in my group that is a super productive high but that's also why I was a very specific customer I would only get sativas and Max sativa hybrids if I wanted to dance dance when like 2010 2010ish when I lived in Costa Mason and you were over you were probably high most of the time huh that's when I really started that's when I started my journey of like highness because why did you get sativa and not Indica because Indica would put my body
7:38 out and make me hungry in the regular sleepy but You' rather be paranoid I would never got paranoid chill L get sleepy asleep or paranoid oh and usually it's just like or when my friends get me to smoke I'm like all right I'm going to smoke this but I'm not going to move from this couch and they're like no God that's why I hate weed and I'm going like oh I just feel so ████ I don't want to move I don't know what's happening I don't hate it I won't not smoke it I just have to let people know like you're trying to have a good time it's 7:00 p.m. and you're trying to have fun I'm going to be like this I'm going to be gone yeah exactly I was super productive dang I would smoke and do I could do anything Ryan when I play games with you I'm sometimes I'm H yeah put I'm on Edibles and you're just like what are you doing I'm like ████ I have no idea bro I'm just moving no
8:30 wonder dude I can't even ████ go to the bathroom responsibly I'll be like oh ████ I got to take a ████ ████ I get up and I go to the bathroom I go like wait what was I going to do again and I go all the way back down to the couch what was I going to do with that toilet and then I sit back down on the couch like ████ I got a ████ again Deja Vu you know what I miss I miss like when you smoke and you just laugh for hours that's what I'm saying stupid as ████ for the Christmas cush man I think like the more you smoke you don't get that anymore and in the munchies I remember in the beginning always munchies and then after a while it's just you don't get it anymore yeah dude some reason a chip tastes fire you just ch ████ good man and it's so
9:21 slow motion or a Hot Pocket ████ yo junk food is so good yo yo yo the Taco Bell ████ munchy meal you're just like suck ████ is good Jack in the Box bacon cheddar potato wedges yo are making me hungry have a b bch I'm hungry have a ████ bch
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