0:01 um I think probably more romantic right because you're in love with this person and then that's a part of who you love and you like to hold on to trauma and and you like to hold on to trauma that'd be so mad as every woman likes to do [Music] this woman gives birth late husband's baby three years after he died of cancer she saved it wait what she died or he died he died he's dead three years later so she saved it you know what it is what is it the turkey baster yo yo dude I gotta say it like that is that is that what you had to explain your mom turkey baster no no I was that she knows what turkey baster is um so she saved she saved the sperm that's great she saved the sperm that's pretty tight wait isn't that non-consensual if he didn't agree that he wanted a baby with her well I think
0:52 if he gave her the sperm to save did he give it to her right dang you're dark you're wild dude yeah she just stopped the condom now she was the news reporter got it they're right here it's in the article it's like splashing on the lens it's getting all blurry it's like a mistletoe yeah for their next boyfriend it's a boy so yeah this Widow is giving birth to a daughter three years after the baby's father died that's kind of really sweet and cute I think yep yeah it is is it sweet and cute when you're about to turn the ████ title oh this is gonna be a bad thing oh no you guys are just so dark I'm just I'm just sharing a very nice sweet and cute story I like it so
1:43 far I don't think you can have a baby three years after with the same guy because he when he planted you with the with the sperms oh ████ is that gonna be an issue feel free to dive deeper into that explanation because it's only nine months oh you could only save it for nine months no no no no no I'm so confused what's happening yeah what is happening right now I think in Joe's mind they had sex he died and then she held the baby in there for three years she she was actually in my mind I'm like she cheated what is happening right now I'm like she cheated oh ████ because then it can't be his baby is it cheating if he died three years before but it is his baby how do they know that because of DNA yeah Lawrence knows his friend I know it I think she boned somebody else you think so so he was diagnosed okay just days
2:35 after he proposed he was diagnosed with stage four bowel and liver cancer oh that's rough before he started treatment he and his fiancee froze some of his sperm the two proceeded to get married uh on May 3rd 2019 the day of his death what wow so the wedding was a funeral it was hard kind of whoa well the wedding was a wedding and then the funeral was shortly after a couple weeks after funeral was a honeymoon really why why would you do it like that like Get Married the day of their death haven't you seen A Walk to Remember yeah bro they did that I don't think they timed it on perfect like that right he probably just got so excited and then she was probably being like bridezilla and ████ and he's like I can't take this ████ weddings are stressful he died he's like take me now
3:25 so uh they still managed uh she still managed to go ahead with the first embryo transfer and then was able to fall pregnant immediately that's Ty uh she gave birth to Matilda but the thing is there were some complications uh following the birth of Matilda she could move things with her mind like in the movie oh yeah is that what it was I forgot yeah she birthed the witch yes yeah dude she had powers I forgot I remember one person yeah dude she's singing that song in her house and she just she's closing the blinds the remake's freaking dope is it yeah that's it what is it on Netflix keep going Anthony so uh yeah she she went through an extremely early labor uh like very very very early very dangerous uh despite having steroids and
4:16 being put on magnesium drip to slow her labor Matilda proved to be impatient and was born damn it Matilda says yeah with mind controlling telekinesis yeah she's a whippersnapper she's a premature Bird yeah she was taken away but was breathing on her own for 15 minutes uh and then was intubated and taken to the NICU after three weeks There She was transferred to the Children's Hospital after developing necrotizing enterocolitis it's a severe condition which tissues in the intestine become inflamed and begin to die off Daddy had an intestinal issue and then now she's got the intestinal issue but after a month almost a month after birth doctors operated for four hours to fix the perforated bowel she spent 17 weeks and two days in the NICU until she was
5:06 finally discharged and is now thriving happily at home wow what a story I was nervous they gave her probiotics yeah give her yakult yup kimchi oh yeah boys Mr Sanchez Mr Sanchez probiotics well that's a very difficult here because oh yeah no idea man don't ████ matter yeah it makes it a fun game for the audience yeah they love it that's so nice so you still think she bones someone else no because that's the proof yeah she got his genetics he got ████ up intestines and so did she yeah do you feel like I guess we could only ask Colleen because none of us would ever go through pregnancy but in such a hypothetical that you were at one point happily married or fiance and then this person was diagnosed with cancer and had to die on the day of your wedding
5:56 in this hypothetical do you think it would be more romantic and amazing or traumatizing to still have a child with that person's sperm versus like lead a new life that's a good question um I think probably more romantic right because you're in love with this person and that's a part of who you love and you like to hold on to trauma and and you like to hold on to trauma I'd be so mad as every woman likes to do I'd be so bad I'd be I'll be I'll be a ghost I'll be like how dare you raise this single child you irresponsible ████ yeah that's tough that too yeah because then you're also entering single motherhood and that kid doesn't have a father that's true so you wouldn't well part of me would be like thank you man thank you for continuing my s█████ genetics yeah I mean because they were they were in love right they wanted to have that future
6:47 and they would have if he wasn't you know I mean that's what I'm saying though the gesture is romantic but the practicality of it is now you're a single mother and that kid doesn't have a father for them that goes against all the rules of P.S I love you true what happens in PS I love you that he uh he dies and he forces his wife to move on spoiler I would never do that bro he's a cop would never do that he's a ████ ████ but maybe she'll find another guy and then you don't think a single mom can give a child a thriving life ████ no I don't think a single mom deserves to give the child driving away I agree with you I agree no yeah I was raised by a single mom he's like I don't recommend it it's because of the trauma right no just kidding yeah but you know everyone got trauma travels on that it's hard to determine
7:38 trauma who knows bro everyone got trauma who knows what'll happen right yeah maybe it's in the will it's like if you inseminate yourself with my frozen sperm then you get my life insurance well that was the plan though maybe not that part but the hospital Bill's going to be for her to be pregnant the NICU is not she guess so because they they froze the sperm yeah that was the intention all along well I'm just saying after the dude dies it's like she can do whatever she wants but she made the promise yeah person over word yeah it is romantic if that's the promise it has time though too she could have I think as a dude I wouldn't want someone else to do that I would feel bad wait what do you mean like if I was the guy and I was dying I wouldn't want to
8:29 do that I would love it I wouldn't want really yeah I wouldn't want Elite to be like hey have my baby after I'm gone but would you be honored though what if that that's what she wants it don't matter I'm gonna pull the plug kind of guy like I'd like don't waste any more money trying to like keep me alive if I'm on Live support like I would be the same way with like don't have my baby if it's gonna make it harder for you like I'm I'm like move on yeah yeah okay you get get a new life I want my jeans to go on because I feel like that's the only way I can reincarnate yeah is I have to go through my own genetics and uh my brother's not gonna have any kids so that's the only way I'm gonna come back to this earth but I also feel bad if she's ████ I don't want to be a ghost cuck but I do feel bad I want to be a ghost cut if
9:19 you're still young and you can still enjoy some some good ass dick yeah but I'm holding that away from you I mean like how about this you can have as much dick as you want but at least have two or three of my kids I mean she's still able to get dick right I mean she's just she didn't make the promise of not moving on she just yeah she could like she could she could ask the guy too that's true wear a condom get my ████ all over the condom and then what's her financial situation maybe she's very resourceful maybe she's financially well off so the life that she provides for this child and herself is gonna be no you know substantial or at least better than most I disagree with that joke that's a that's a pretty good plan though what you said how if she just hid his sperm and some other guy's condom yep so she's like oh it's your kid the doctor who froze the sperm it was
10:11 his firm ah because that always happens doesn't it that always happens a good switch room light taste test I love having a taste test oh it's disgusting right huh I gotta do a taste test God that's not his calm I know it I know that's Dr Sanchez is coming there it is again there it is Dr Sanchez yeah he's alive and well I don't know man I don't know wrap it up what are there sad parts of the story you got first Anthony um yeah it wasn't his sperm that's yeah Joe was right we report the news [Music] thank you
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