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Japanese Discounts Are Not What You Think

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0:00 [Music] remember this when he did this yesterday and then he randomly was like dude that's a down Lord of the Rings he ended up sending me that video I know you liked it I didn't like it cuz you love that world think he Downs gandal Gandalf was down I always said Anthony these hot chicks and bikinis but they're just stepping on puppy heads and like squishing them he likes it but what's the article very interesting thought realm you just want he Hearts it like that he Hearts it hey at least I have my cot for videos unlike Steve I'm losing sleep over it all right so this is about Japan all right so maybe Joe will pay attention there's these Japanese

0:51 restaurants that say that they're not charging tourists more they're charging locals less that's the same ████ bro that's cool that's cool that's the same same thing dude let's hear the imperialist I think it great you're for it locals discount I think locals should going to get discount I think so too that happens in Hawaii all the time I like locals discounts in in Vegas don't locals get a discount for Disneyland the So Cal pass or whatever yeah and then what what local discounts there's all kinds of ████ like inking dude locals get free parking in some hotels oh but you need your you need your ID right your Vegas driver's license Vegas driver do you have a driver's license yeah Vegas driver license dude some of the Vegas hotels you know where it says like put your credit card in or whatever it says prepay over there then you get the tiet you pay you skip all that ████ just

1:42 go straight to the exit throw your ID in and the thing will just open what mhm yeah dude locals discount do it first thing dude you went to the DMV already right I I all I have my thing is is voided it sounds like a prank to get Anthony to put his ID in one of those things and get stuck yeah if this is credit card just put in your ID trust me I'm not Nick guys I don't fall for ████ whoa what have I fallen for dude I would never nice thank you ni okay that being said obviously because of the the Yen power uh to the dollar tourism in Japan has spiked like beyond belief to the point where like now there's um isn't it diminishing Yen's power to the dollar is diminishing no yeah so that's why bu American tourists are going to Japan for vacation so travel is like ████ right now

2:33 every a lot of countries do this it's just they don't expect it out of Japanese people that's why they're mad I see oh they're mad that Japan is like they're like why you being Chinese hopefully they're like vlogging I don't China does that dude they have a guo price go to any ████ night market there's a ████ guo price be a GU anybody does it these are like established places probably have licenses for their like corporations yeah yeah like he's talking about wet markets that sell Co bats yeah they're going to sell a CO bat to a fouchy for more expensive so you're saying there's going to be at like chain restaurants they're going to have locals discount no I don't think it's going to be at chain mom and pop spots yeah that it's the same ████ no it's not the same as K bat wet Market cheaper if you're Chinese you get cheaper for bats yeah or if you're fou

3:25 you get cheaper for B every ████ Asian country has like the Foreigner tax like if you're a white dude trying to shop like at the night market they're going to charge you like 200 bucks for this bag and then if you're Asian americ and you can kind of speak the language they'll be like okay I'm not going to charge you as much but if you're from there you go what the ████ don't charge me that guo ████ and then they go okay okay I give you to I give it to you for the normal prize Well my buddy Chad goes to the Philippines with his with his wife who's Filipino or not not philipin she goes to Vietnam Vietnam when they go to Vietnam um same ████ right so like he has walk away from her otherwise they they they tax the ████ out of him yeah and she'll be like come on I'm local as ████ and then they'll be like my bad yeah that's how to get you they do that everywhere dude they even do it out here in La you know at the same hot dog the LA dog one time I went to how much is this she like ow $3 and then this other

4:16 dude walked up in Spanish and I overheard her to 250 and I'm like that's ████ up bro but all right my pockets but then we get to do our favorite thing which is when we go to these countries we're like oh my God this is so ████ cheap everything so ████ cheap even when we're getting ripped off it's can't ████ believe how cheap this ████ is yeah yeah you ever try to haggle on Bali yeah dude they get your ass bro Bali is so ████ cheap it's so cheap I got a Lebron James jersey for $15 I basically gave him dog ████ and they gave me sunglasses Japan situation it's it's like going to like a a Seafood Grill or like a a sushi spot or something like that actually if you go to a lot of sushi restaurants in Japan especially

5:06 like the non-chain ones their menu is not even in English it's just Japanese locals and stuff like that so if you're a foreigner it's harder for them to conduct business if they're trying to like figure out what you're saying like helping you out extra if you don't know how to read the menu blah blah blah so they're saying it's not a foreigner taxes we're just it's harder to serve you we're just charging locals less whatever they don't even got to justify dude just charge sense we went to one in kilo it was like some drinking spot it was probably the one of the worst restaurants we went to and we went to a lot of good ones but um they had a separate menu that had English letters and I was like this ████ price is more so the English menu was like a dollar more for everything and I was like looking at it like the price is different what if we showed them our tattoos you think we got

5:56 the local price oh they'll definitely charge you the Foreigner tax come on I did but this guy's of everything come on give give him cheaper price no local Japanese guy has Japanese tatted on him if if Steve walks into my sushi restaurant he shows me his tat I'm giving him a discount absolutely I'm giving him at least one free highball on the house for sure for sure dude like look I'd be like hey hey kitchen staff come out look at this look at this stupid ass ttoo if you came in my burger drant my burger restaurant i' have be thrown out burger restaurant on what grounds I just be like no no no we don't serve these guys but you know what I heard though a lot of the foreigners that positive racism a lot of the foreigners that speak Japanese they don't charge them the Foreigner tax oh that's cool like if they come in and they're speaking Japanese to them and

6:46 they're like oh you're going to be easy to work with that's what I'm saying it's just a matter of inconvenience right it's like slow it down you got to slow down the business now yeah but it is a good time to go to Japan for I need even with the tax dude it's still cheap but just went up a little bit what are the beaches like though I want I want to go if you go to ok now it's like Hawaii is it yeah okay but it's it's not a beach place it's more like a cultur city place I want beaches so you guys have you been to Japan youve been to Japan he's a world class man I'm I'm going to go back there in March wow I'll go with you in March dude I'll see you in March actually April yeah see in April and I haven't gone man going go right now cuz of the conversion oh I see cuz it's like well it was like 160 yen to a dollar it used to be one to one so it wasn't that different right and then in the '90s it was actually more in Japan so it was more expensive but now it's like at one

7:38 point it was 160 yen to a dollar oh W about the Cherry BL when the cherry blossoms show up uh I think it's winter spring they're Happening Now their weather uh don't go summer it's hot right now don't go to any asan country in the summer but I I think uh fall and spring is probably the best there's a cheap there's a cheap time to go Vol but it's thunderstorming every ████ minute of the day that's tough all week it's insane damn that's sad yeah but Vol is the best but the cool thing is I think Japan is like you get um right now it's like first world class with Third World prices that's cool yeah well it's not third world it's more like half of us prices is that like is that like La face with an Oakland booty yeah Prime Time a ████ hour of my

8:28 wages is like their whole lights eings are there less people coming to America then from Japan because they so much yeah because Hawaii was like the one of the biggest destinations for Japanese travelers to the states and um they seen a massive drop like crazy and if they are traveling they're not spending how's the sex tourism oh the hookers are hurting hookers are hurting Japan or first anniversary in Hawaii in America that means their ████ are getting tighter that's true you know they just had to cater to a different group you know why them escorts are hurting it's because a lot of those places like jungle or whatever you know what I'm talking about where like you cuz it's very common in Japan where you they people will stand outside with a sign that says how much you have to pay to like just talk to them for like 30 minutes it's not just like full-on sex or anything like that but to even go into those places that it's very clearly a service type thing you got be Japanese you have to be

9:18 Japanese cuz the girls don't speak English we a sucking we Ain sucking your white dick kind of like that but like more you pay to talk to them but then like if it goes further it's because you finger I mean you can do emotions like this is what I want like not on the streets and you know what's crazy in shabuya a lot of those places like the bouncers or the or the hosts or whatever are black dudes yeah and then they're Africans like Nigerians huh there's a lot of African guys how are you so familiar with this world because I couldn't get in yeah and I so I wanted to know why do big dick do big dicks pay less or more oo probably more as long as you speak Japanese I think you you're in you pay more cuz if cuz if you think about it you're in a way you're doing damage so maybe you're more of inconvenience in advance right you're hurting the merchandise I went to a Hostess uh club before of course you did and the the you really yeah you're right if you're not if you don't speak Japanese you can't really do anything in

10:08 Japan yeah like we just sat there and then the um the girls just like it's all about just buying drinks so you're not doing that then they don't they're not really interested yeah you can't ENT you can't entertain so you just keep buying drinks and then they they can't they just keep wiping the ████ glass every time they don't know how to play Simon Says Simon Says suck my dick hey that's a good move I think I don't think they have the name Simon over there I think if you just want that there's a different place to go where it's likeed you get sucked off while you drink beer yeah I think you just go to Korea for that but then the hostess club looks more like you want to hang out with girls and talk to them like for an evening it doesn't seem like the one that we went to seem more social yeah it seems more like it's just about having people to hang out with he when's the part you going to start sucking me off what am I paying you guys just sit down and talk that's KTV yeah I think in

10:58 both cultures like Japan K over there it's very normal for like after work you know men business suits go to these places but in Japan it's like you talk to the girl in Korea it's like the lineup comes in in order for you to choose what you want to well they have that they also have that one Street in Japan or in Tokyo where it's like they're not even like professional hookers or just girls that want it you know they look like they look like students and ████ ████ me for a Gucci bag yeah they're just like it's like a sugar daddy kind of thing but on the street it's pretty sad those Hostess situations turn into um sugar baby situations some of those girls have debt with the host club and they're trying to pay it off by it's like really sad the Amsterdam the blue right red light district blue light yeah that that one red light blue light hottest women I've

11:49 ever seen that's true they are very hot really they're like tens in there wow really crazy it is cool insane that's what regulation does that's why I don't even need a chip got to get a regulat CU I just bust nuts in the street I just walk down the street and I bust nuts in my underwear yeah it's free yeah my underwear it's free to bust nuts in your underwear I just premature eulate all the time didn't you say did you you did that right you did the Amsterdam one yeah I jacked off while I was watching the girls shut off I was like hey this is a free Costco Sample dude don't have Windows then just punching his thigh no he's beating up oh ████ when it's public like that it makes it so like weird like where it's not even creepy like there were people coming in and like pushing their like a group of friends like it looked like college kids coed pushing their friends into the

12:41 rooms and cheering for them and I was like that just looks like young people partying I thought was going to be a bunch of guys with ████ long trench coats that are just ████ jacking off and I'm sure there's some doing the hoodie method yeah you get the two hands with it hoodie oh the the ████ rope that work no nobody knows what you're doing nobody knows

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