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When Your Family Doesn't Like Your Wife's Cooking

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0:00 one time we had a pot looku and everybody brought like somebody brought Korean Fried Chicken someone brought pora somebody brought like cheeseburgers like really good food this one guy brought like two bags of just cold french fries that's like Steve Green at the JK PA look he brought ████ Jack in the Box [Music] tacos ████ you brother I ████ you tonight you don't ████ me tonight here we go we are back on another episode of am I the beep hole see how I just censored myself so doesn't have to go edit am I the booty hole really immature on all host Ryan day whatever ████ that day is you can do whatever you want TV to be sensitive over that this is cool

0:51 quote ever since my dad was a kid our family has done monthly family dinners nicer ones than your average family dinner something our family did when my ibls and I were kids too we'd have grandparents over and we'd have all nice dinners together when my siblings and I grew up we still did it only instead of what happened before where branches broke off over time and did their own they decided we should include partners and spouses and our kids as a whole in one by the time I was 19 the family had decided they would take turns hosting each month to lessen the burden this gu's bragging the whole time bad idea bro my wife was excited to be a part of them at first we started during our relationship I did the cooking to start and then she took over a while because she after a while because she wanted to my family had seemingly got along with my wife before this point but they were overly harsh over her cooking goodby suck with the exception of my two younger siblings she tried to

1:41 make them happy but no dice I told them they could be kinder they said she should cook better or cook different things my wife didn't make anything they don't eat but nothing was right she grew frustrated and I grew suspicious so we hosted a couple months ago and I told my wife we were going to pretend I did the cooking just to see she told me she felt like weren't fond of her food I pointed out nobody had the same amount of complaints as them and they even criticized the steak and potatoes they all seemed to go crazy for she went along with the plan and when my family thought I cooked it they loved it oh they just don't like her said it was so good my wife had decided to let a real talent take over that it was so nice to have something a little different curry and all this very lovely stuff my younger brother and sister weren't fooled but they enjoyed watching the rest of my family dig a hole when the rest of my family heard it was my wife food and not mine they tried to they

2:32 tried so hard to backtrack on all the nice stuff the rest of the dinner went intense silence damn they hate her wife they ████ hate that ████ I told her I was done with these dinners and she was my priority she felt a little bad I told her we couldn't we could have dinners with my younger brother and sister at sometimes but it's less stressed anyway when we didn't show up till the last month's dinner or this one my parents and siblings started asking questions I told them each time we weren't going again but missing two in a row made it sink in they told me we need to be there I said never again my wife doesn't deserve their disrespect I told them they ruined what they wanted by being ████ to her they said I was overreacting making very uh making a relationship uh with harmful choices and treating them badly for simply having issues with my wife's food they also said to think of the future of the kids and how they'll miss out some of it got to my wife a little which I have tried to reass reassure her about am I the ████ no no he waited too long to play

3:24 that Switcheroo Tri trick as soon as they started b███████ about her food they should he started pulling the plates from his parents and everyone said don't ████ eat it ████ go home see that's what he should have done immediately but he said early on he was already calling him out for it he was like you he didn't call him out like I did I would have took that get that ████ get it out spit that ████ out it's not good don't ████ eat it go home hungry feel like there's more to the story I feel like there's like a backstory as to like some sort of situation that happened with her and the family and maybe she's a bit maybe there's like a back story why they're just going to hate on her regardless so so so deserving Justice is why they like what do you think it is you think she been b███████ talking ████ too no I think this is what it is they don't want to lose their son to the wife because that was their thing cooking cooking okay the fact that the wife you mean like she's taking all the cooking

4:16 Glory yeah yeah the fact that the wife's cooking now and then and then the mom can't cook anymore cuz that was Mom's special moment family it was their family thing but the wife is killing it she's cooking but that's what family is she's married she's the family now see moms don't see it though some moms don't see it though oh you you're going to take my territory take my kid my my special thing cuz there is always some weird ████ with in-laws like you just never know which way it's going to swing like sometimes you think oh yeah my parents will be cool with my girl or whatever and then they they get along for a little bit and then things change cuz also too like like what you said they probably have more to the story of how the parents don't like the the wife and how like oh they might have feel disrespected or whatever but people make ████ up in their heads all the time

5:06 whether it's true or not mhm they find a reason to nitpick and then that's the story they tell themselves about why we hate so and so yeah yeah cuz he's never directly confronted them and sat them down and said is my wife cooking that bad no he he said that he told them that and they said they said she should cook better or cook different things hey but but when they when they started backtracking after they said the food was good they showed their cards for real they ████ up they should they ████ up they should oh we love it I mean it was great she did a good job this time like she improved she should have said something like that time that's playing it off better if if they want to play the long game the next time they she cooked they should have went like oh this is really bad that's actually the last one was really good way Double Down double down they actually like it the next time but they're like no no this is terrible the worst one this is terrible while while

5:58 finishing off the plate I just don't understand telling people their ████ food sucks in their own home it's a it's family that's rude as ████ it's so weird Weir it's negging inter family yeah yeah like I don't know anyone that really does that it's to Big up your own ████ it's never about the actual thing throw yourself like I got some relatives that you go to their house you're like what the ████ is this ████ spread it's disgusting but I'm there cuz of the family aspect I'm not there to ████ eat their Cuisine well maybe it's one of the things like she maybe in the past she she complained about something and now they all like want to get her back yeah could be and maybe she doesn't even know that they know about something she said you know like families are weird if they heard you said something they're not going to say nothing to you they just like make act on it yeah this makes ████ mildly more difficult for you

6:48 getting two families together is very difficult but I mean on their on their end they feel like he's overreacting I want to hear why you know like what if what if it's common in family to just like like they criticize everybody but parents love to downplay ████ though yeah that's true especially parents are the ultimate gasl this is like how they've experienced their whole life together with their kids and their kids are older you know I'm sure the kids as they get older they they start to change with their own family traditions and then especially you start a life with somebody else those family traditions get changed or the way you look at like dinner parties changes yeah I feel like for somebody's parents it's hard for them to let go dude if I was a dad I would just never have changed it up up you come to my house to do yeah I I cook it's just this thing every week I ain't ████ rotating everybody wants

7:38 to contribute though yeah ████ this but I'm guessing they all came to some sort of understanding agreement once they started like choosing to collectively host like you know the spouses or or whatever and then switching off to different houses with the other siblings in order to like lessen the load you know like there there had to be a consensus and this is a monthly thing it's not like annual thing it's like every month so damn that's crazy that's a lot you got to be you got to be pretty conscious that like all right cool like we're going to do this 12 times this year I understand the idea of you know maybe that's too much maybe once a month is too much the way that my family does it is that everybody makes the dish that they make best and potluck it pot luu's the best way honestly because everybody knows that like my Aunt will have the best beef my uncle will make the best grilled chicken like everyone has a thing that over the years is someone's favorite so it always pushes it together

8:28 and then every time we have a holiday thing that dish is there but that's also once a year so you're okay with it no it's not once a year like there's ████ holidays for everything Filipino maybe once a quarter the main thing is I can't imagine like if I think if we went to a family thing where one person or one like even like two people made everything a lot it's bound to get criticized because that's what you have in common talking to someone about the food you're eating you know it's like what do you think about it's kind of weird right like even if it wasn't perfect you would just mention it to the next person and it would just be like weird it' be awkward I don't know why all these people are a bunch of ████ freeloaders honestly they need to bring their own ████ food and uh and contribute to this is why potlucks make sense honestly it does though cuz then you also get like you also get that indirect judgment right if like people don't like your food it's like still fully there you know what I mean by the

9:19 end of the potluck one time we had a one time we had a potluck and everybody brought like somebody brought Korean Fried Chicken someone brought pora somebody brought like cheeseburgers like really good food this one guy brought like two bags of just cold french fries that's like Steve Green at the JK PA look he brought ████ Jack in the Box tacos brother you should have just you should have just came you should have just came over and just hung out you didn't need to you didn't need to go to the drive-thru and bring two cartons of ████ french fries like what is this by the time we got and it's just in a bag nobody opened the bag the whole time and they're like oh what's in the bag we thought it was utensils it's like a prank dude ████ french fries nobody's going to eat this what just check this out what if that guy just never had stuff like that in his throughout his whole life oh you could see ████ ████ cuz you could watch a TV show figure ████ idiot but also

10:09 too it's like just bring bottles of water you don't need to bring ████ ice matter of fact even hey we love your company but don't don't bring this we'll go live for you you busy all right we got you I guess if it's a bit and he's bringing fries to be fun oh it's not a bit oh dude you hang out with too many funny guys this is not a bit you should have brought like water yeah that would have even been even more helpful Bott wine is always a safe what bring plates a case of beer yeah maybe some f like some fun sunglasses to wear for the whole party they're just 2010 everybody else if you don't know what to bring just volunteer for cleanup 2034 exactly there's other ways you can volunteer for the cleanup guy cuz bring toilet paper honestly you suck at clean bring me something for my house you know what bring an appetite how about that just bring an appe that is

11:00 gay dude I used to host a lot of get togethers bring the flowers but I think after lockdown I don't host anything anymore like remember the potluck we had for the the Christmas party that was a fun time everybody contributed we had so much good food yeah and we had so many different tastes had too much nobody complained about nothing you know well cuz half of the people that were supposed to show up got sick from the ████ so you think you could dance a lot of people got right is that what happened is that what that was after yeah some people were supposed to come and they got sick a lot of yeah oh Anthony Lee was in China I think selling cars I didn't say that I just said you were in China I don't push that narrative which narratives do you push Nicholas you're you're you're part of the CCP I'm just kidding no I don't say that I would never say shamp I'll would never say that Anthony Lee pla next episode Anthony's perfect CCP

11:53 pot some bra sichan what's your favor favorite CCP dish pcking du

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