0:00 [Music] Welcome back. Today we're talking about the all-time greatest comments we've received as tubers. Stuff that we've heard in the comment section that have that has stuck with us. >> Comments that stuck with us. >> ████ Oh, I thought it was really funny that >> I think one time I said I wasn't a big fan of Sharia law and I got called Islamophobic. >> Are you sure you want to say this on the podcast again? >> Yeah. I just thought that was such a funny jump to the direct conclusion. >> I liked um so there's a there's a couple for me, but when we lost the Super Bowl bat recently, there's some guy who said Steve doesn't know ball. I love that. >> Subie knows more ball than you. >> Subie is the master of ball. I love that. >> Mad people getting mad at you for the WNBA score thing was funny, too. >> People lost their mind. >> Yeah.
0:50 >> Well, just cuz I said they had 62,000 points. >> Like there's no way you could score that many points in a season. You're like, "All right, dude. My bad. My bad." It was It was 58,000. >> One of my favorite like fan interaction was I got a genuine comment and it was like, "Joe, how do you get your arm so big?" And I was like, "Oh s███." By beating my girlfriend. >> I remember that. >> And then I got in trouble with Instagram. >> You got like banned for a couple days. >> I got suspended for a couple days. Yeah. >> Was hell funny. >> And but I that moment was I was like, "That's such a good joke. >> It's a great joke. >> It's such a good joke. >> You bought your jack for that." Oh, for sure. >> Wait, Instagram just thought you were self-reporting. >> No, you know how they have like those stupid like uh like robots that are just reading things so beating is violence. >> So, they probably get flagged for violence or something. >> But that's why those trailer park guys,
1:40 they wear those like the tank tops like that cuz it shows off their arms cuz they're ████ ripping absolutely pounding on their girlfriend. >> Yeah. It's a better workout than ████ curls. >> Yeah. >> Got to show these guns though. My favorite one was this was a DM long time ago in one of our YouTube channels and it was saying how like um his life's over like his girlfriend broke up with him and uh like he's so depressed and uh like he's like should I kill myself? And I was like yeah you should you should just go and do it. He goes oh man that's exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you so much. He goes dude I'm going to I'm going to change everything. I'm okay cool. Wait, you said you told >> reverse psychology suicide >> or or have you looked them up lately? It's like he last posted 17 years ago. >> Oh ████ I don't know >> that. You know it's illegal, right? >> Is it? >> You can't suggest people to kill themselves. Is it It's basically like
2:30 >> isn't illegal for him to solicit if I should suggest. >> Yeah, you were baited. You were baited. >> You got baited. >> Well, I think Yeah, you even you're just not allowed to say that. >> So, you can't be like just do it then. That's even illegal to send him a Nike ad. Just ignore him >> with I forgot what the charge is, but it's >> assisted murder. >> Yeah, something like that >> cuz that happened uh not that happened like last. >> No, well, he didn't do it. So, I'm I'm extra legal now. >> Don't you think he was just ████ trolling though? >> I don't No, no, this is like 20089ish where like people were still honest online. >> Oh, so statute of limitations. >> Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. >> So long. >> 2009. >> Be like, "Hey guys, I'm going to drop this new song." where like everyone was authentic before it's like this crazy like synchronized campaign. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> People are actually talking and stuff. >> Yeah. Everything's a meme or a troll
3:20 now. >> You don't know if it's real, if there's bots or like if it's a meme page >> farming. >> Yeah. You don't know what anything is now. >> I don't have like any exact comments that are popping up. Hopefully one does. But like back fitness day, there wasn't that many people that didn't take steroids. And so when you got accused of steroids, that was like the ultimate. You know, you're like, "Yeah, I'm >> No, I'm not on anything. >> I'm that guy. >> Hunt those down." You know, I'm still Yeah, I'm still hunting for them. Felt great. >> Love it. >> Yeah, I'm still hunting those down. I need a one more before we retire. >> Yeah. >> Early days of me and Nikki dating, she did a vlog where me and her were playing Madden and she's like, "School me at Madden, right? Cuz I ████ suck and I don't know ball." And so, she posts the video, right? And then our favorite comment, and we genuinely quote this like almost every week to each other. This guy goes, "Wow, she plays Madden
4:12 and he didn't even put a ring on it. That's a damn shame." >> So, so every time anything like happens that like Nikki does that's kind of cool, we're like, "That's a damn shame." >> I always think about that. I remember when I got with Hannah and then like we posted um there was this one girl she was like, "Oh, this is disgusting. I can't believe you're with somehow they got it in their heads that she was 19." >> Somehow there were like a handful of people that believed she was like under 21. >> And then they're like, "She's so young. This is sickening." And then I went on her page and I'm like, "B████, she's older than you." And you think she's younger than you? >> Where did they get this from? It just, you know, how rumors spread like they they were, there was a group of people that actually believe Hannah was, but that's a compliment to her. Like she was 28. >> That's a great compliment. Yeah.
5:02 >> And they're like, "She's 19. She's Oh my god. I heard she's not even 21 yet." >> I mean, 19's legal. >> You look in Hollywood. You know what I'm saying? >> My ████ dog. >> You know what I'm saying? >> I know exactly what you're saying. I know exactly what you're saying. >> Yeah. They can vote. They can drive a car. >> Dude, West Virginia 14's legal, bro. Go to Ghana, bro. Like 9 years old. It's illegal, brother. Yeah. Go to Ghana, my homie. >> I'm just saying like was is it Leonardo? >> Yeah. Only 25. >> Yeah. He's like 15. Go He's 50 goes under 20. 25 is the expiration date. >> Like 18 year olds, though. >> Yeah. >> Which is like >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not Look, I'm not suggesting, but I'm just saying to be completely appalled by it. >> Hey, Bill Bich. >> Oh, no. I'm thinking uh >> No, no, no. >> Head coach of the Patriots. Close.
5:52 They're very close. >> Yeah. >> He's dating this chick. She's like 24 years old. >> They're going to college together. >> Yeah. >> Is she pregnant? >> I don't know. >> But I mean, um, Aluccino's kid is Alino's girlfriend. >> That's what the other one was. >> Oh, wait. >> Alino's girlfriend's 18. >> Something like that. >> What's Pacino? >> He's like 70 >> and it's still just firing. >> Yeah, >> dude. Woody Allen married his daughter, dude. Good for the guy. >> Adopted daughter. >> Oh, probably one of probably one of the cleanest moves. >> That's legal, >> man. if you could get away with that every time. >> And he kind of did like for a while. For a while, nobody was giving him ████ until like 2020. >> That much ████ >> They're still not doing anything. >> You think artists just get a pass? >> I think it's like Clint Eastwood with the >> artists get a pass. >> The time and back then. Yeah. Time.
6:42 >> Yeah. He's >> I see all these photos of Seinfeld surfacing like picking up his girlfriend from high school, Jerry Seinfeld. No, >> he had a big titty girlfriend >> when he was on Seinfeld. >> And he would go pick her up from high school. >> How old was he? >> Like 34. >> Was crazy, but 17, 38. >> Pictured him on the show. He's like 34 years old or some ████ >> dude. Imagine Seinfeld going through high school. >> Oh, that's gross. >> His kid game was strong, though. >> Yeah. >> Well, now you have like >> he knew how to sign her out. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> He got sweet cars every time he picks her up too in a brand new way. >> Just starts interviewing her. So why is it now that if you're like 42 and you're dating like a 24 year old, they're like, "This is ████ disgusting." >> That's like the new >> It just depends. It just depends who's doing it. That's it. >> Cuz the 24 year olds probably like, "I ████ won. I I'm with the Caprio." >> But they treat you like it's 1991 and
7:32 you're wearing fur and then throwing paint at you and ████ >> These guys are just trying to like smash some young puffs. >> I don't think uh the artists get a pass, but I do think you get so rich and get everything served to you for so many decades. You're definitely right. You're so detached. >> What? You think Leonardo is gonna go find like a 60-year-old at a bar? >> No. >> Yeah. Like, >> come on. >> Yeah. He needs a little >> Where does he meet the 24 year olds? >> Rya. Doesn't he meet them? >> How about Rya? >> I I have a theory about modeling. >> Wait, what's Rya? >> It's like It was like a celebrity dating app, but now I think it's like high net worth and like clout chain. >> But if you're women, you could be any net worth. >> Yeah. >> So, you could be like a hot ass girl working at Burger King. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, girls got it easy, >> dude. Think about Hooters chicks, dude. Some of those Hooters chicks was like Hooters closed. Did they just go bankrupt or something? >> I think they're still bad. I think bad. >> They just go to Twin Peaks or whatever,
8:22 brother. >> It's a family friendly. >> Family friendly. >> But they're going to keep his name. Keep the name family friendly. >> What were you saying about your theory of modeling agency? >> I I've heard that modeling agencies often recommend their clients to celebrities for like dating deals so that they can get their names out there more and then the celebrity dates them for a little while. >> Sure. Yeah. It's a good thing. That's called collaboration. There's because there's different levels of modeling agencies, too. >> They're the ones that they send models to tables at bars or like clubs. Those are also modeling agencies, but they're not exactly will mean it, >> you know, but they're technically an agency, too. >> Yeah. If you get like a booth >> and you hit them up, say, "Oh, I need 20 girls to party tonight." >> Uh modeling real modeling agencies had to take a hit, right? >> I think so. >> Like real modeling feels like it's dead. Like they just grab like rappers. Supermodel era I think is gone.
9:12 Instagram. >> What about like runway and print? There's got to be still. >> I think they literally grab Instagram people. >> It's not as popular, I think. >> Well, they don't get paid like they used to. >> Well, Prince print as well. Prince's dying. So, there's the >> like the like the celebrities or or Instagram girls to do that now. >> Yeah. So, the Tyra Banks and that supermodel era where they're getting like eight figures. I don't think that exists anymore. >> After Alicia Ambroso, I think she was the last like supermodel. >> You can't like name one. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. >> Cuz that's why. Yeah. Plus, plus AI, too. Imagine when that's going to take over for that. Yeah, >> you always knew because the quarterback is trying to date >> Tyra or whatever. And that doesn't happen. They're dating. >> They're dating the Soundcloud rapper girl. >> Creation >> with what's her name? >> What's her name? Anna Day Armus. >> Really? Tom Cruz. She's the actress. >> I just saw a picture of him holding hands. >> Shout out Scientology.
10:02 >> Making love. >> Shout out gay guys. >> He's like 60. >> Yeah, exactly. You got Ana de Armis on his arm, brother. >> You like You think Andy Armis is hot is is a hot um commodity. >> Everyone thinks she's hot. Aris is You're gay. >> I am gay. >> She's the new John Wick lady. The ballerina. >> John Wick eight or something. >> Oh, she's the ballerina. >> It's I've only seen one. I think >> she's in the one. She's the ballerina. >> H I got to picture it. >> Yeah. >> At that at that point though, do you think it's just you're getting so much unlimited puss just can't settle down? >> Yeah. But is it really is it is it honestly bad press that Leo Darn Caffrey is getting that like >> publicized that he dates young girls like it keeps him relevant. >> I feel like he'd be like hell yeah dude that's tight. >> Yeah. He's like let him know that's what I like >> cuz that means he's still >> that means he's still a love interest.
10:53 Yeah. >> He gets those roles still. >> I feel like nobody asks him this though. Like I we always talk about it and people talk about it all the time but nobody's ever sat down and been like hey what's with like the 24year-old thing? Like >> that'd be a good interview. >> Warm her up. He probably wouldn't He probably wouldn't answer. >> Be like, "What's wrong with it?" >> Right. >> And then you're just like, "Oh, next question." >> But it's like, "Well, he's like, "Yeah, when they turn 25, I just go >> He's like immature about it." >> Yeah. >> What's the other option, though? Literally like a six-year-old c uh celeb woman like um Liam Niss. >> You saw that? >> Yeah. He just grabbed What a catch. >> Well, she's not wearing makeup. >> No, you just look at the old pictures. You just look at the old Who's Who's Liam? Uh Pam Anderson. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> They're like in love. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, that's a cool couple. But but there's only a few of those. >> It's actually really cute. >> See, that I think that's the thing right there. If if it happened both ways more
11:44 often, there'd be less of a problem with it. But I think because it's so one-sided, >> but think of your pool. You're you're a 60-year-old celebrity. >> A lot of them are married or ████ up, and you're going to find another 60-year-old celebrity that's single in the same spot. >> Yeah, most of them are married. It's tough. By the way, >> you got to go find 25. >> But Madonna was doing it over and over and over. She was getting with younger younger dudes. >> Jeter, right? Or no, what's his name? The other cat. Alex A-Rod. >> Yeah, A-Rod. >> No, she was with some crazy >> Ali Berry, too. She was dating her dancers that were like mad young. >> Yeah. >> Same with Britney. They all marry their dancers. >> Yeah. >> I need to start practicing. >> I need to start practicing, right? >> Did you and Paula have a couple moments? >> Oh my god.
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