0:00 and he goes where is the address and he starts screaming at us and then at this point I was like listen here all right you're a horrible driver you had horrible service shut the f up when I'm talking he keeps trying to argue with [Music] me welcome back to careful Boys the boys are here hey clap for ourselves happy New Year happy New Year um so apparently you got into a real scuffle with a c taxi cab driver were you were you punching uh down or or or punching up I didn't punch at all I was so proud of myself I um I didn't hit anybody good job hey yeah but but David as a self-defense
0:50 technique pushed somebody for me are you sure it wasn't a self offense Technique No it was okay okay what happened what happed one of the worst cab driver experiences ever and I traveled a lot I've been con by like people I've been this is was by far the worst and it was at LAX so me and David um we flew in from Hawaii yesterday in around like 3 4 p.m. right we get off and then David parked his car at Tim's place so I was like okay that's pretty close and he was like you want to ride back and I was like yeah sure let's grab a cab and then you know it's only like you know a couple minutes away is this like yellow cab or is like uber lip yeah just a regular Yellow Cab oh so we walk up and you know at LAX there's like a direct like a security director that tells you
1:40 like okay that you're in that one you're in that one which car to go to yeah so he tells us oh go in that yellow Prius one and then we're like fine so we walk up but there was a guy in front of them like another cab so he got his door open everything so I was like okay so we just started putting everything in and then um we were confused so he was like like well uh which one are you supposed to go in right and I was like oh the yellow one but it's okay I can just we can just roll with you he goes it's not okay and we're like what the ████ he goes just a moment and then he goes up and talks to security guard whatever comes back is he the first car or he he's the second car he doesn't want to be a line cutter oh is that what happened he was the one be in the front and then the the yellow car was in the back so he was already first in line but the guy was directing us to go behind him oh but I don't know so I
2:30 don't know what was going on I was just like hey he's next in line so let's just throw it in but he was already getting upset so as soon as we get in he goes where are you going and then we're like what the ████ like and then David I don't know the address so David gives him the address and then he's like oh so what he kept talking about the Yellow Cab whatever and we're just like it's we're past that yeah and then he goes um again like what's the address and then I was like David just told you the address right imagine showing up to like a surgery table the doctor's like what are you taking out today but it's in the file yeah he had a thick ass Eastern European accent so I was giving him a pass cuz I was like he probably just doesn't understand English so he's like you know frantic I didn't know he was mad at us I thought he was mad at the security guy right and then um and again like he he goes over a row bump he
3:21 almost like we're not even out of the airport at this point there's a speed bun he goes over and he doesn't let this other cab through and he's already like like frustrated at this guy and then he goes um I like this guy and he turns around David he goes how do you get there and then David's like well maybe if you put the address in your phone and get the direction you'd know where to go right real smart right and then under his breath I hear David going ████ idiot and I was like laugh so he was pissed David was already yeah and then I was like this is kind of weird like I never had a a cab driver just straight yell at me as soon as I sat in the car right that's pretty crazy oh and then when David tried to go in the uh front too cuz there was three of us is me Hannah and David he was like get in the back like he didn't let him sit in the
4:11 front yeah so David I was just like what the ████ is happening man you guys just keep taking it from this guy yeah this guy's bullied before you even left you just keep taking taking I know I'm like so these were all the red flags that probably at this moment I should have just been like stopped we're getting the ████ out right but in my head I'm like Tim's house is a couple minutes away I think David was on the same page too we're just like we're just ████ deal with this and like we're already in the car so he can't put the address in so he stops in the middle at at the of the ████ area where the cabs are all like going out right and they're all honing out his ass and he has to get out of the way and he gives David the phone so David's like frantically trying to put in his ████ address and his phone in in the driver's phone what the ████ cuz this guy can't ████ do it I was like you know the thing to do is actually ask
5:02 where you know you're going type it in put your ████ phone up and start going but he didn't do that he waited till the last minute to we're like at the corner of the block he's blocking traffic he can't even put it in so David puts in the info and then uh we start driving right so as we're driving we're going over the overpass it's it's telling us to exit he goes straight he misses the exit he gets pissed off he's like what the know and he's all looking at his ey P he's looking at like the thing he can't see you know what he's thinking about he's thinking about what happened before dude he's mad he's human right so I'm just like all right ████ dude like I don't know what's going on but wait how old do you think he is at this he's got to be late 50s early 60s he's an old man he's not not he's not senior but he's like old enough to be like a grumpy dad right and we have
5:53 videos so I'll show you later the whole time he's like they should have gotten the yellow ████ guy what I know hey ████ me Let Go Let It Go just ████ Let It Go bro he's just like he's just um cussing under his breath and just ████ driving erratically every two seconds he's checking the GPS and he's like you can feel the the the nervous frustration out of this dude LAX is a nightmare do you think he looked up where the Yellow Cab was going and then he's taking you guys like like ████ ████ guy he misses the exit he gets mad how was Hannah feeling during this is she like scared like she this guy's driving crazy or I think all of us were like what the hell is this guy's problem so he wasn't really scary it was more like hey you need to calm down cuz you're going to put us in danger but it didn't get there yet like it was just still the beginning of like seeing the warning
6:44 signs and then we go up you know where the In-N-Out is yeah he's going the wrong way right so he has to make a ████ U-turn to go back the other way never going to make on the way he goes where is this place and then David's like I don't know Los Angeles like look at the address and then then and then he goes all right and then he just keeps going we go southbound there's a Land Rover that's kind of in front of them and he's like trying to look over the window honking and ████ and then when the uh I guess when the light turns green he goes up tries to catch up to him flips him off and he's like ████ guy two car there were two cars in front of him that he could have gone up to this guy's sick dude this guy's kind of like yeah I kind of love this I like this guy so this is the point where I'm I relate to him what the ████ is this guy like his problem so I I start taking pictures of his like driver card ████
7:36 you know I took another picture of like the cab information the company and all that and I was like all right well I'm older now I got to be a ████ Ken right I'm just going to report him and the cuz for for me it was more like I got to get this guy off the street cuz I'm like whatever building your case once again dude get him off the street yeah sprinkle some crack in his car know right plant it's that's true and we were going under the tunnel and when we got out the other tunnel out of nowhere this fool tells David this is Elsa gond not Los Angeles and David's like cool like why tell us that like you're so ████ angry I knew David didn't know L yeah he doesn't he does it he doesn't dude he's larps that is we are at the corner of hawthor Elo and toret this is not Los Angeles where would you vote where would you vote huh yeah it's like what the
8:27 ████ I'm like what's the point of telling that follow the GPS dude what the ████ so he's like now he's he's driving like now I think I'm catching up to like okay this ████ is driving reckless man and like I don't know how much longer I want to be in the car with them so there's a camera going on right so I'm like oh he has a camera in his car he has a camera so I was like I can't punch him in his face or do whatever it's also dangerous you wanted did you just reach for start so I wanted to I was like punch him with the head as soon as the car as soon as we got to a red light I wanted to start punching them in the face and tell him to like open the trunk so we could get out and we were just going to get out and ████ leave right this was like 30 seconds ago Jo was like I'm an older guy so you know I just want to take a photo of his like about it I just want to get him off the streets man you know take care of everybody else is a danger
9:18 reckless driver well I can't do it while he's driving if I punch him he's going to go at least you know that now right that's big no that's that's big boy stuff funny story though is that uh when I told about like what my plan was she goes dang you really matured and I'm like yeah if this was me at ████ 17 I would have just wailing on him like and we're all going to die and I grabbed the ████ steering wheel tape his hands to the steering wheel he can't get out so yeah at this point I was like okay if we have an opportunity we got to like get out or I don't know it just it just felt wrong right so we pull up just 2 minutes away into this commercial space and I'm like this does not look like Tim's house David's on his phone I think he's just trying to like relax from the ████ chaos right and I was like hey David is this Tim's area cuz I'm looking at the GPS it says we have
10:08 to go into that lot and he goes no and I'm like so this guy busts a U-turn he kind of parks and then I was like this is not the place and he goes where is the address and he starts screaming at us and then at this point I was like listen here all right you're a horrible ████ driver you have horrible ████ service shut the ████ up when I'm talking he keeps trying to argue with me this two star two star okay now down to one now down to one and I was like what you need to do is let us off this ████ thing and then open up your trunk we're going to get the ████ out of here he goes you have to pay me oh and then before I even snapped on him I I forgot this part but when we got up I I told David I was like we should have took a different cab and then he goes yes take a different taxi you should take different taxi take the yellow one
10:58 yeah to Bro yell one and I think like he broke protocol this whole time we were being nice I think we just didn't raise our voice we didn't do anything and at that moment that's when I snapped I was in his face I was just telling him like one star yel review ████ I didn't say yeah yeah but I I didn't threaten I didn't do bad things I was I I think I was good on camera did you pay him no I said ████ that you you don't deserve anything at all like you put us in danger I was like you're ████ hor driver I was like you need to you were like rude from us you were rud from the beginning and you're ████ far from the airport yeah yeah you're still the end out yeah and I said why does it take three times for us to tell you the address for you to ████ understand where where to go and then he just didn't say ████ right so I said get the
11:48 ████ out of the car right now and open up the trunk they got out David and Hannah were already waiting by the trunk I stayed in the car cuz I didn't want this guy to drive off with our stuff right and then like be spite for whatever so he goes back there and then we're back there he wouldn't open the trunk he's like arguing with us or whatever so I get into his face and I'm just like open the ████ trunk right and then um he does one of these to me so I I'm like you know trying to grab it and ████ then David's like come hit us and see what happens like see what the ████ happens if you hit us right see what kind of product you're creating ████ up I think Dave is a bad guy you can't give this guy Powers you know but I'm like why is he trying to be violent with us at this point it's like threat let us go right that's crazy yeah and I'm like and he wants to get paid and
12:38 ████ and I'm all like no like this is ridiculous and you put our lives in danger what if he just wanted to play Rock Paper Scissors yeah you see his other hand bro he did one of these like like a little kid like I'm going to hit you you know damn that's crazy so he opens up the trunk fck I'm getting all my stuff right and I think Hannah saw him like like after that like you know change positions or whatever so she starts recing yeah he was going into karate stands like water stance yeah so I'm getting all the stuff and then I'm putting it out right and then I guess because of the whole fist thing he was starting to square up to David now oh my he's getting closer and closer so David just shoves him he's I want the tall one and I see this guy ████ go like this and step back like three times and I'm like what the ████ like he flew back and
13:30 David didn't even go hard he just did one of these if you ████ your fist back it does escalate the whole situation right away even for rock paper scissors you got to keep it with an eye level you can't be like like all that D because of when Hannah started recording this video is just you guys getting out of a cab and David pushing the cab literally that's why I keep that's the context it's like oh ████ and you see in the video too that he sees that Hannah's recording so his demeanor changes as soon as he sees he's like yeah he's trying to be a tough guy like cuz his ego right but then his demeanor completely changes and then he gets push he comes back and he goes okay I leave I leave but then when he drives off yeah he go like ████ you ████ ████ she have G the Yellow Cab David's like you're a terrible person and I'm like I'm going to be reporting you so
14:20 make sure you ████ whatever right being a carot and he goes um ████ your mother ████ two times that's what he said Prett one you think then he get he's back in the car right he adjusts the mirror and he's like why are we so angry existentially yeah a little moment well I felt kind of bad for him cuz I think this guy was so impulsive he didn't realize what a dick he was being yeah cuz when I started yelling back at him his face just went blank well cuz you were the dick exactly like the how the ████ am I a Dick sh I didn't do anything and he's I'm at work so so this is what happened this is what what happened like he showed us the phone right and he tried to say that it was David's fault cuz he's the one that put the address in I looked at it he had two routes previously to ours in the
15:12 address so then ours was the third route so when I looked at I'm like it says 19 minutes away look and he wouldn't look at it he goes you put the address in you put the address in right and I'm all like look at the ████ thing it says the third one dude David added like eight stops bro it's his fault he's like go to David doesn't know he doesn't know David didn't he knows Hawthorn he knows Hawthorn David put in five addresses and ████ put it in out dude I was I was in Europe with Tipsy Bartender you guys know Tipsy Bartender good guy really crazy thing we we're getting off of a plane in ████ I think we're in Sweden and like we get we get out to the cabs and they're point us to same ████ they point us to a yellow C and we're like okay we get in there and then um we get in bags in doors closed he starts driving
16:02 we go hey how much is this he just he's like oh don't worry don't worry don't worry and we're like how much is this dude how much is this how much is this going to cost us dude and he's like don't worry don't worry we'll work it out we'll work it out and we're like uh you need to stop the car we need to figure out how much we're not going to get rolled when we get there cuz we know we're Americans we're juicy little fat little Target for you and then um and you have money yeah yeah than you and then so he he pulls us over we're still we're like you know how they you know there's like roads going out of the airport he just stops in the middle of the road and then like we take our bags out and like we're just walking along the road like so you just dropped you guys off yeah like you just pulled over and this like in the middle of snow and gave up on the fair yeah just completely gave up it just like got he's like I can't scam these guys yeah so then so then we're walking on the side of the road at the airport right and like there's cars going by and ████ and uh
16:54 and he even was vlogging this ████ and then there was um cops pull up and like what the the hell are you guys doing you can't do this ████ and we're like the ████ taxi guy like kicked us out or whatever and then that guy got like wrecked nice he the cop went to the cops like went and got him yeah yeah cuz we had it all cuz Tipsy was vlogging everything you said the cops didn't go over there and just like high five them stupid American Tourist that's another fishy thing the guy was doing too he kept resetting his charge fair thingy and it kept going to zero I'm like why is he doing that so I you up yeah he's trying to give me a free ride dude every time he gets bucks goes back yeah I don't think I've ever had a great experience with a yellow cap ever it wasn't yellow it was a it was a silver one got the yellow PR maybe it was like his first day or something you guys need to like think about was it like a Crown Victoria yeah let me see this video
17:45 reaction I want to see you guys can see I want to see the out of context I failed you Nick my ma my martial arts master we you just have to be ready for this dude you got to put your arm up isn't that the first yeah okay so I'll let I'll let people hear the back the that they can hear it so you could hear they could hear it but they can't see Armenian SMR yeah not get ass in the car now out Fu get your in the car ████ the car now get in the car dude David still got his neck pillow on and everything he's gu jet blue blanket on report you anyway go
18:36 your he kind of got a sick Whip too he got that's definitely not a yellow Prius you guys should have gotten the yellow Prius dude Shady vle he's there to pick up somebody else you know what I mean I think he has a Type R little am little Armenian Mafia you know what I'm saying well we are in raise your fist at me ████ you see David dude David assaulted old AR David's wearing Crocs dude David needs to get reported like you said report David David we're coming after you way the way the punch down David Jesus dude that guy had some scary sunglasses on though that yeah dude yeah he had some he looked like a he looks connected that's all I say I feel like he was one of those guys that like he's just aggressive so everyone he like freaks everyone out so he like bullies
19:26 them that way but as soon as I started at him in the back seat he just he stopped but then he still wouldn't give up like as you guys saw in the video like he didn't just ████ go no I think sheving is fine at that point especially would have been sick if Joe crawled behind the guy and got on all four and then David yeah where the hell was Hannah there's no teamwork there that's the move cuz if someone's walking up to you like that like that's that's that's you're about to fight and if they ████ their fist back yeah I don't know why dude he was going to get ████ murdered like you know he got some cousins in AP you guys better watch out David did kind of like push him into the street though imagine like he pushed him in the street in the car D I've seen him in movies all the time it happens all the time his shoes fly off me Joe Black at that point though I was just confused
20:16 why he didn't just leave yeah you know like why is he trying to be a tough dude you to commit your faces to memory he's so stupid well we're we're on the camera so if they decide to release it you'll see what I actually said did you guys report him though yeah yeah his C company is a bunch of ████ too I called him in I said hey I'd like to follow complaint I'm like this is the cab number he goes ████ you no they can't be him he's at the airport they said ████ your mother times two no it's just some ████ s teenager sounding kid might yeah I said it can't be him it's it's it's uh not in the airport I'm like look do you have a cab with this number 1165 and they're like yes I'm like okay then that's him and he goes well he's at X how how do I know that it's you guys and I'm like I told you he dropped me off at of alley I don't that's what I'm saying there's something fishy about he was supposed to
21:06 take somebody else I was like I don't know where the address is but I'm 3 minutes from the airport so of course he could be back at the airport what the hell are you thinking right right and then he's so stupid he goes C be him he's at the airport where you're at elao dud that's a sick customer service yeah I was like look I'm like if he drives Reckless and kills someone or hurts that's your ████ company I'm just letting you know like what am I doing here I'm just letting you know if you want to know this information then you can talk to him calm him down Joe you got to know how to car you got to say can I speak to your manager that's that's the stone I mean there's nothing for for I think the real I'm just going to report to the Department of Transportation cuz you can do taxi complaints and if they get enough they get their uh permit revoked so damn damn you're really going for it yeah man this guy was nuts like he knows how to Ken yeah true cuz look getting
21:57 driven around like it could be a really hard job but sometimes when people ████ it up and it's really really bad you're out the game dude you can't do that anymore yeah imagine if it wasn't like me and David imagine if it was like a like two girls like or Grandpa's that like they this guy was ████ crazy he can't even put the the address in the phone yeah he can't even go to the right location he can't even understand what's going on was honking and flipping people off while driving he almost rear eded someone and I'm all like that's I don't know that's 90% of the job that is a that is a pretty zany thing like you were thinking where he's not even really a cab driver he's there to do a hit yes and you just ████ his whole thing up and he's just mad he's waiting for the prime minister of Malaysia that's why keeps on resetting the thing he's like ████ I can't get charged this can't be ████ on paper
22:48 know what I mean like aren't you a taxi yes I mean no I mean yes ████ it let's go imagine if we did jump up and then the ████ assassination attempt was all failed because and they think we're ████ agents that are like hey not bad that's a movie that I would definitely pick up at the and then I'd go huh double joe7 dude
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