0:00 [Music] all now we might have talked about this one a while back uh it was about a Danish artist who submitted empty frames as artwork to a Danish thing ofama ████ uh and a famous artist you said no no a Danish artist oh and this person pocketed large sums of money lent to him by the museum and submitted empty frames of his artwork uh wow and uh labeled it take the Money and Run oh I remember that yeah yeah art SC art what did you guys think of it at that time recall that please I thought it was great May money take it run good job it's a good business model anybody else I never heard of that I'm not familiar with the story basically it's one of those like you know like uh somebody gets
0:51 commission to kind of so they they're lent money in order to like create some sort of like giant canvas this person thinks that they're like a very very edgy artist by giving back empty frames like basically nothing on the Camas and then they call it yeah Take the Money and Run that is the art yeah that is the art but you know obviously at the same time in a very abstract way if yeah if it creates conversation we're we're here on the other side of the world talking about like is it is it not art is that not that's kind of like Banky right like the thing just destroys itself yeah basic that was Art though that yeah that's art who are you to say what isn't isn't art exactly it's objective go ahead explain yourself no that's it that's all I know okay and that was like that was there was some genius behind that cuz that was planned to a point where like at an auction you know there's like a real time like there's an audience to it this
1:41 isn't just like scamming the person who like lent you the money to for from the museum this seems lazy well now that particular artist has been ordered to repay the museum after submitting these empty oh ████ by an official court uhoh he's in travel yeah roughly $49,500 was loaned to him from the Museum's C offers to recreate his work um and now he's got to pay it back under court order how much 40 something, $49,000 damn imagine that so he has to get the money and return is his new art piece so he should do something cool as ████ some of these art people dude are funny huh does he do other art pieces I mean he has to because like imagine like you to even get that loan from a museum you're probably already like in some way yeah should probably just like tape a
2:31 banana to a canvas and send like multiples of those you know I feel like when you're the first to do anything like that it's like all right ████ it you got it just just make the banana pink like he shouldn't have he shouldn't have made it blank he should have just rode on it take the money and run at least it would have been some type of I thought he could just write art like like and then people would go cuz if it's blank you're like I'm not going to the ████ Museum blank but if it says Take the Money and Run like that's like an Instagram that's like a picturable thing yeah yeah that's true and there's a story behind it he could have now the exhibition of this actually ran from September 2021 to January 2022 and the museum ultimately did hang the frames but demanded that he repay the commission so I mean in one weird sense they did hang it up and it's again sparked conversation so there's so they
3:22 came out on top there's an element of it was still used if they used that ████ he is not paying that money back yeah he they used it that's ridiculous that's true cuz the art someone can argue that the art was the conversation around it and that got way more conversation than any piece probably would have gotten that he painted well also technically it was a loan a loan initially like a advance yeah I guess no like a loan I guess like uh here borrow some money borrow some money do something and then when the museum reive his money back after like the you know the uh the what's it called the oh so service it was a commission to do something with the money to create something yeah and then you know once the Art Exhibit gets their money back I guess so they didn't get their money
4:12 back I I don't know how museums work dude museums are ████ scams dude yeah dude museums are ████ scams just like Airlines ████ Airlines and ████ museums dude and I'm going to stand on that they're good uh writeoffs like you you put like let's say you put your art in and then you'll be like or let's say like you're rich right you bought like a rembrand or whatever for like 20 million or whatever right and then you go um Smithsonian or you loan it to the museum right yeah you loan it to them so how does the money work on that sense then as a write off so you're donating them you go so the fee to borle my art is 2 million a year or whatever right that's my fee and then the uh Museum goes that be income yes but you know what I'm not going to charge you
5:02 this 2 million I'm going to donate that fee and then they'll you know have the art there and then people can come see the Ram brand or whatever and then you get a a personal income right off business guy over here see you look like a guy that would own a museum you kind of do doesn't he uh more like the uh metal trinket Museum you know like mine I'm the bottle cap Museum guy kind no you you could go either way you could be very low class or very high class yeah that's true like Kanye homeless right right right like no like Rick Reuben you have VI yeah I just went to the uh Getty Villa in Malibu and it's like a pretty pal I love the gy it's cool it's ████ cool but then there's certain things that I was like what the ████ is this and some of it is like they
5:52 have a bust of like a person and then on the description this is what I had beef with and it was like tons of them it was like all across the Museum and it's some guy's head and it says statue of man and you're like okay yeah and then the description and the description is like 50 different words saying this is a SC a sculpture of a man in the Greek times is it a special man no I said this like two weeks ago did you and it's the same thing and I go okay what's over here and then the other one is that that was like excavated from like an ancient time of course of course that's the cool part but ████ make up something dude sell me on something right the next one is a girl and it says a sculp a bust of a woman possibly like Megan or something that's what the name was and you're like who the ████ is Megan dude but the issue I have with that cuz I went to Greece and I did that
6:42 and like they made it in like 2018 I'm like I came here to see ancient ████ you know what I mean I came I flew to Greece to let me see some old Greek ████ yeah they like they that right it was made recently so those ones were like something something BC or ad which is cool I like that right but also too it's like ancient ████ ████ make up a story about oh oh so yours were old ones yeah oh that's ████ cool it's cool I went to a Greek Museum and it literally was like made like a year ago I'm like dude what the ████ is this was it a good looking horse it looked cool I'm not going to lie it ████ looks hard to make I I respect it and then they have other statues of like Hercules with like a ████ you know a club and like a lion and ████ you're like oh this is ████ cool but then there's like a bust of a
7:32 guy it's just a bust of man and there's like hundreds of them all across the ████ the the Getty Villa and you're like okay I think statues were so much cooler back in the day cuz you had to like like go like that now you just like put it in a ████ in a thing and it goes and a 3D printer and then it comes out and it's perfect yeah so it's there's no people back then though if they were seeing the they'd be like yeah I guess that's true we're like baring seeing it we're out of jobs or like the medieval books have you seen those at the Getty that ████ is crazy which one the Getty Center or the Getty Villa they're like ████ made in 200 ad or some ████ like all ancient right and you're just like what the ████ this is what they used to read but it's the actual it's the actual book oh that's cool it's the actual yeah and then they had the these like these little tombs and the people were like this ████ big dude their people are
8:23 tiny they were small why were they so small just ████ Fooda nutrients bro nutrients you ever been to the Army museum in Paris no yeah and you see the solders uniform and the shoulders are literally like this W you're like holy ████ and even the armor that goes around them are like this what if they were kids cuz like if they were 16-year-old soldiers right yeah especially if they they die with like 25 yeah and they weren't drinking like ████ milk whole milk the way we do now life you think they were ████ yeah you think they were having Barb elberg grade protein dude I don't think so dude they're not those those kids are definitely not hitting their protein than you can say G any time you want I can thank God I've been wait that's the whole reason I came today to get my pass you got it buddy yes hey D dude I'm good dude I'm good now I'll say it when
9:14 I get home or in the car the second I close the door in the car anybody got like a favorite museum or like a piece that they've seen in a museum I'd have to say that Napoleon's War Museum in Paris was pretty freaking sick that'd be tight um cuz you see like the you see what things like the purpose of what things are for instead of like a abstract an idea like there's this one where it's like a revolver but like they're just stupid back then so it was like a a imagine a 10-ft revolver where you have a guy shooting and there's another guy holding it like you're like okay I kind of get the point but it's cool to see how things evolved you know versus like man or whatever yeah sculpture of man you're like okay that's fine fine but why is this here I got to say I was pretty let down by the Mona
10:04 Lisa really it's so small huh there's way crazier paintings around us and especially the way that it's just portrayed in the history books as a kid your imagination is so wild about like one of the most glorious ████ paintings of all time you go there and there's like 100 people and everybody's trying to scramble to get to the front you're like where's this thing and it's like this small yeah it's like this big behind like a ████ 3-in bulletproof glass and it's a woman and she's just like a six and you're like w six give her six I'll give her dude I'll give Mona six dude might be like a four I think and that was like the hottest girl of the time you're in Paris you're on vacation a four is a six you always up at two that's maybe that's just her no makeup you her no makeup different outfit might was like maybe a huge like very John marish at the time sweat pants hair tie chill with no makeup on she got a crazy forehead though yeah it looks
10:55 like she's balding huh maybe you look around right they have those massive paintings like the size of a wall and it's like super grandiose and it's like the royal family ████ going on in there dog and like yeah there's like a lady showing her ████ titty and it's like grapes and ████ like it's crazy yeah I think that was more like wow look at that if I go back to the lou I'm going back with roller skates what's the Lou it's a museum yeah in Paris it's ████ huge and if you're just on foot you can't see everything in one day oh really SK no he can't oh you can't damn it he's like dude I'm going back with a long board I'm going to shred the loop ████ you got to take like the Segways away from the mop type people I think they did the a mathematical calculation if you spend like 5 seconds per picture
11:46 it's going to take at least 3 days for real is that big it's like this sh like that per like exhibit cuz there's like huge Halls here there's huge halls there there's huge halls there even more than museums though what I like are like castles and like I just saw one in Scotland it was the coolest ████ ever Castle you know you can buy one dude and it's ████ crazy you could get it for like half a mil damn isn't that crazy a castle castle dude don't be a puss still don't want one for a Las Vegas price but what if you want Chick-fil-A is there Chick-fil-A close to the castle there's no Uber Eats out there damn it I feel like if you pay like a couple mil then you're getting a castle close to the city oh but if you pay like half a m you get a castle but it's in the middle of nowhere no mo though you got nothing but sheep sold
12:36 separately ler 200 200,000 extra yeah and that's just for the mind blown how cheap it is I was like under a million you can get a castle that pretty I went I went to the castle it was called Blackness castle and I I went to it um and I was like uh I was like it was cool but like it was for prisoners and I'm like I wanted to see for prisoners yeah I was like I want to see the do like where see the ti ████ yeah where's the ████ I went to the one and it was for ████ prisoners I was like this is is depressing yeah you went to the night watch man you didn't even go to the the Lannisters night was the one that was the closest to me I was like
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