0:00 why it's weird is because everyone here is picturing the sun cream pieing the ████ out of the mall I'm just thinking about a oh I wasn't picturing it [Music] I'ma show you guys a family photo and you just try to tell me what you think is going on here oh what the ████ all right why is he doing the Biden smell the butters yeah you know the Biden all right that's that looks like no that looks like uh wait wait wait who is that that's the Sun that looks like the sun for sure that's that looks like Pops Pops and it looks like Mom because if that was like the wife that's weird to me oh I think I think it's a a stepdad
0:50 and the stepdad son they're sharing a wife but then but she's pregnant with the stepsons baby it's hard to tell they all right that's good you noticed that you notice the pregnancy okay let's see where the hands are that's trying to they're trying to show us something okay that's you first I thought it was them they're a couple and then the dad was glad because he's the dad but then now I'm like oh she's actually his age okay here's here's another hit she looks old though that's I didn't see that in the beginning that's dad and mom see okay that is the son of these two okay whose is that the son's child the son's child in vitro style surrogates uh the mom's a suriga mom you have a very sad life are very non-perverse that's a a grandson and brother combo kids at the sun brother and Grandson their last name is Targaryen no
1:40 you're right so what happened is this son and his wife she had like to get a emergency hysterectomy a long time ago so she can't have kids what's a hysterectomy it's where you uh get rid of the reproductive so and so of the of the feet so did they save is the female version of a vasectomy yeah do they save her eggs or something and then yeah yeah so what they they already him and his wife already have two sets of twins they're in vitro whoa and they wanted a fifth child yeah and of course like when you have a when you do in vitro you need to get another carrier sometimes the mom offered to be the carrier for her son's baby so in vitro's not like IVF is it something else because isn't it dangerous to have women over a certain name it is is IVF yeah oh it is oh in vitro
2:32 fertilization IBM okay she's 56. but the doctor cleared her to be able to be pregnant really so she ended up being the person to care maybe she's healthy as ████ yeah she might be 56 dude I mean she looks pretty good for 56. I think it's Unique and slightly weird because it's unusual but I feel like there's a very strong practicality to it as well and it's not that different because they're white right yeah you know like this already kind of yeah I think my question is like if if you like modern flying why would you fly a plane with propellers on it what it's like there's a lot of people that have a modern you know tum tums why you gotta find a ████ prehistoric tomtoms to put your baby it could be
3:23 cops that's what I'm saying there's there's got to be like other weird variables that kind of make it logical because then uh let's say you have to go find a surrogate to like host your baby yeah and then you gotta like also interview them make sure they're the right person you don't really know anything about them so I can understand how a take the fact that you know there's this mom concept that's in play but just like a as a mother figure you trust them you know that they're capable have done this before she's gonna look out for her son yeah she's gonna give you a discount at her grandson yeah I guess so that's you know why it's weird is because everyone here is picturing the sun cream pieing the ████ out of the mall I'm just thinking about a oh I wasn't picturing it an hour for sure I know you guys were thinking Joe's like I know it's weird because everybody has a 4K version of porno nasty ass Chris was picturing that ████ I was just
4:13 thinking about an old lady man but now does it count she looks like sis though whoa that's crazy wait does it does it count as his brother now because it's his mom that's giving birth well that's the thing though because it's her egg it's the wife's egg the mom is literally just a surrogate boss you're just holding it it's a plastic bag just a womb yeah yeah in this sense but a trusted womb that has like the familial Bond like such a care for the child even in like as she's growing this thing in her body it's not like in nine months I'm gonna get 35 Grand it's like in nine months I'm I'm still gonna care for you so that that love and that energy is also a part of the problem yeah you're right and is it probably going to be a C-section at that age probably it probably is see I'll tell you what if I'm the sun I'm not going to be in the pregnancy room looking at a Nazi section you know
5:04 what I'm saying that's a good point get your mom give birth yeah I'm not I'm not trying to be there even though I didn't even think about that man I'm gonna smoke a cigar in the ████ other room the funny thing I mean they could both be there watching the birth happen I think [Music] I don't get your child yeah the magic that's not necessary yeah yeah you wouldn't want to see that plus you've already had four children like you know what I mean two twins like I don't necessarily need to go through it a third time and put in the memory break my mom like taking a dump like while I'm looking at her for JJ you know some people ask for too much man you got two twins just just it's good yeah good you wanted a fifth child yeah maybe there's something about and wait so before when they did IVF right was it
5:55 the mom every single time no it would it wasn't in this way I don't know it doesn't say what they did before so did they have carrier like just assuming it was IVF because if they ended up with two sets of twins usually IVF does have a probably had a surrogate if the moms uh was taken out yeah and maybe it wasn't it was just like a surrogate they paid for or something which is a lot of money true and then who knows like maybe it's like the mom wanted to be pregnant again I don't know like the thing is I'd rather keep it in the family like as weird as it is I'd rather keep it in the family than introduce a stranger into the mix and and if the surrogate gets connected to the baby then that's also another thing that you're causing trauma with the surrogate mother but then if it's within the family the mom has a connection with your you know and that's that's great what should be done if you
6:46 and Hannah put a baby in your mom I never even thought about that because my mom is like 70 something she's not this healthy yeah but picture yourself ████ your mom though right that's a lot better a lot better dude damn thank God there's something you can stomach if my mom was okay like like if who if there if there was no risks if it was the same situation if yeah I mean or if it was her mom or whatever because the love is up here I think it's fine I think the only thing I worry about is if the Mom starts fighting with Hannah about the connection should be the more mother role yeah and it's always going to bleed subconsciously too right if it's yeah it's like I I did this yeah yeah I I like really gave birth to this you know or like you know maybe maybe it's
7:36 because we got those Asian moms that no matter what they're already telling you every single thing that you did wrong no matter what but imagine they also gave birth to your child and then now they feel untied it's not grandchild because your mom might be going like okay I'm gonna drink ginger whatever the first trimester and then your lady might be like well actually the studies show like they should be eating ████ kale smoothies no no you guys don't know ████ that mother-in-law war is going to be heavy it could be having a war the whole time through well they probably got those agreements in place and plus you know we're still working off of the Asian American Experience second you said Ginger I was like I already pictured it you know what I mean I know there's a lot of anxiety that goes into having a surrogate because you're always policing how they're treating their body yeah you know so it must be it must be really ████ hard I think yeah it's more about the relationship more than if it's if it's feeling gross or not because the the picture I think is people flying over oh that's so awkward
8:26 and gross you know but I'm more concerned about like the relationship within the fact bro this picture explains all of that just this she's like that's funniest hey Honestly though they look like very funny yeah they look cool man they look cool you know they don't look like we're in on the joke of it not like the grandma one day is gonna be holding her grandchild and whispering in the ears like because I've seen that ████ dude where the ████ grandmas like start robbing the ████ grandkids and ████ and it's like let them on mom like you had your turn which I guess is fine because I mean they already have four other kids they've seen my real ones they seem like some cool ass parents like we got you yeah I've seen how cool yeah yeah my aunt was a a surrogate and found out that um uh later in the pregnancy that
9:16 it uh the baby it turned into twins she like you gotta pay double now yeah I know right ended up being Twins and then uh and she gave birth and they still have a uh she says there still is a connection like she has a relationship she still feels like she'll check in she'll say happy break every year um yeah she's actually been a nanny a lot of our life you know she's been a nanny so she was uh this was also another like thing as well like um but uh but yeah she she still has a connection with the with it so it's also I get what you're saying too like if it's in the family then it still stays in the connection like with the relationship this might be ignorant but like uh usually with a surrogate isn't that already like pretty much like in Virtual cases right so it's already like a selected egg a selected sperm in a
10:07 sense I mean there's no guarantees but usually you're already gonna like you know subtract a lot of possible you know ailments if you will um but from there how do you get surprised that it's twins like how do you not already know no that all that but yeah maybe they go it's splitting time and then they do it later um yeah like it's like you gotta you got a baby and as it grows they're like it's split it has a girl it's like it's Kirkland time and then they go like that Mastodon yeah they're like hey want a twin let's do it yeah I do know that like with my high school friends that have had IVF they they were telling me that like I don't know if it always works like this but like they'll take their her egg and then they'll fertilize it with his sperm and then it'll like be stored as embryos yeah yeah to start as embryos okay yeah so then they they choose whether or not
10:57 they want to um which one you want exactly and then they reach a point where they go is that it are we done oh no there's still three other embryos that are possible to make more kids and then they decided I think we're good and then they just go bye-bye yeah which I think is um technically like scientifically okay but that's pretty crazy like when you like know that that's it's a cool thing to like we're good with those yeah like that and they're already embryos well it's also it's not only it's not only like we're good with those it's like which one looks healthiest strongest most beautiful and like less corrupt kind of stuff you're literally looking at which one's gonna like grow most beautiful you just see them as like like the the first episode of Pokemon or you got to pick yeah um so we have a lot of friends that went through IVF and all that and like we
11:48 know the details of all the stuff they have to go through right so Hannah was like man if that ever comes to be I don't know if I could do that like I probably do surrogate before that and I was like if you want surrogate I know a great way where we could save money is I can just pound the hell out of a girl that's down and I'll bust in her the natural way not for like pleasure or anything but for science yeah and then we can make a baby that way and then like how do you get her genetics in it though that's I don't know I'm not gonna lie I thought that that's that's how it went I thought that circuit yeah you get like a one night handmaid's tale that ████ somebody has yeah like uh you have has a baby for us that's right baby angles look like you
12:39 you Mama but like I'm gonna bust a nut and this girl without sexual pleasure like uh you know I get the size now but I mean that's some 1850s [Music] thank you
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