0:00 [Music] there are some new drugs being developed my favorite yay is it by our favorite pfizer is it for kids is it pretty good how high will this get me yes uh because fentanyl is kind of weak now is it it's not working anymore of course dude you take it and you you only just die now where's the high before yeah i know what the hell is that that's a good point it like sends me to hell you know [Laughter] these drugs not heaven are have the intention of allowing humans to potentially live up to even 200 years old off so you spend 100 years in a retirement home yeah yeah we we get that nazi dude
0:50 to live another hundred years yeah i'm trying to make him live a little longer give me this pill give me one of them hundred year mortgages my ████ mortgage is like 20 bucks a month wow the bank is like why did we do this look he's like i guess i gotta take the pill to make the money off this guy so a british scientist has said that new drugs that remove zombie cells in our bodies could let humans live to the age of two hundred zombies we knew we had zombie cells i ████ knew it what did they do great so this dude dr dr andrew steele uh andrew steele that's a cool name it is a sick name he recently authored a new book on longevity and has said new advances in xenolytics analytics i don't know drugs that focus on the destruction of cells that degrade tissue function could extend our lifespans uh he explains i
1:42 don't think there's any kind of absolute cap on how long we can live there should be though yeah probably yeah depending on your uh your social score oh he says studies come out every few years that propose some kind of fundamental limit on human lifespan but they're always missing one crucial piece we've never tried treating the aging process before and like i'm assuming he's not talking about like skin care we've never thought of that he's talking about like these deteriorating cells right uh that pretty much start eating away at your body which which makes it so it's difficult to kind or i guess the best way is it literally ages you right so he's talking about this type of drug and go in there and kill those zombie cells that age you i wonder what this is what happens into actual zombies
2:33 do we create actual zombies from this ears don't stop growing what if you're 200 that's just going to be like we're going to be like your ears don't start growing no cartilage yeah your cartilage keeps growing your nose gets bigger your ears get bigger whoa i see steve like i was like he's checking it nick's nick's 300 years old your numbers are going to be down here dude nick's ears grow up between jk news videos [Laughter] dude when i found some pictures of me as a kid my ears were way too big for my head really so you grew into it and then it got big again well they were still big they were still big as ████ you're gonna be like dumbo bro we're gonna be able to fly with you dude nick's gonna be 200 years like i'm ████ 200 this is ridiculous this is way too long 10 years ago
3:23 i wasn't hating for 200 years have you ever considered getting like an ear reduction or something like that like like getting plastic surgery to cut it off because implying something yeah i know you're the 15th person who told me that ig handle then i know nick the proportion nick the face they can't even pump gas without people like hey you ever thought about doing something about your ears people keep coming up to me hey i have an idea for you probably hadn't thought about before plastic surgery you ████ freak and then i watched you in mexico too so i got a buddy who just did that he did like teeth in mexico it's like a whole ████ thing yeah nadeem did his ████ teeth in turkey yeah yeah his teeth look great you know our uh ████ eric the cpa the accountant eric you know ray ray too yeah yeah yeah you know so many people yeah albert rachel no after i saw in the
4:15 deems then i started to go oh wow a lot of people actually don't have real teeth yeah yeah i didn't realize that but i i can't get over like him hit like them when they gotta shave it down that's part of scary i was like who looked like a ████ great white shark they put you to sleep though right no not him he sent a picture for the ████ from the table or well as long as they don't ████ hit the nerves that's just like calcium that they're just like drilling right still like you feel pressure but you don't feel pain i think it's the idea of seeing your teeth look like it's also like you you can't get that back you know so if the veneer goes bad or whatever you need to get like that veneer replaced and you don't have well you're only doing that because the one you can't get back is already bad right no it's a lot of it's classic a lot a lot of people are doing like the full veneers even though they have perfectly fine teeth they just want to get everything like to look perfect like a ████ photo shop because
5:05 i know my friend ray he's wants the ████ deal and he's like well i might as well just do this while i'm here i don't have to come back here get more teeth muscle get all my ████ teeth right now he's costco buying his ████ tv yeah he is he didn't even have a cavity it was just a regular cleanup yeah so what about that we just uh chopped all these that's who he is you're right i was like i never thought of it that way maybe he only needed like three and he's like ████ it do it all right i'm not coming back and he's like i'm gonna get some ammo on here too [Laughter] in mexico that's dude that's his text to me he's like get my teeth done he's like man this s███'s crazy he's like i just picked up some ammo and it will see a video later of his whole cabinet full of like coffee that'll last till 20 45 full and then he's still buying more like three weeks later yeah it's like great you don't need any more coffee bro you just showed me doesn't that go bad
5:55 over time too dude i don't think he knows that he doesn't even drink coffee she's hgh you know what i'm saying so uh like this says um he points out that the advances uh in synalytics i don't i ████ don't even know if i'm pronouncing that senior lytics senior linux senior linux well he says i can't see a physical or biological reason why people couldn't live to 200 the challenge is whether we can develop the biomedical science to make it possible the question is do i want to live together no i feel like i feel like everybody will always try to ask that question of like how but if you're warren buffett and your life is ████ sick right sick so sick and you're just like it's gonna end already yeah that's true if it wants to i got some more i got so much more mcdonald's to eat he might be a bad example though right because he got like billions of dollars but he's still driving the same car live in the same house but his life
6:45 is sick he's the same busted-ass white house thank you mrs buffett bro come on bro he's mcdonald's every morning does he every ████ morning he has his routine man they did a day in the life that ████ was tight he went out same ████ drive-through same ████ order he eats a ████ that's just for the content man i don't know i think he gets if you're warren buffett you're so rich that you could pay all your friends to like look better it's like hey dude fix your ████ face fix your whole head out of your stupid ████ head again until you fix it that's true because his best friend charlie munger looks like he's like dead and he came back to life charlie monger looks like a prison guard from the nazi working he looks like ████ 117 years old dude they're like geriatric as hell so you're saying that if you had the opportunity to either die
7:36 at 100 or live to 200 you would die at 100. i would live forever but i want people to die if he's buffett though you want to be buff you want to see people die around you no no people just want to see the world burn and that's the job i think i think some people should actually like like it's like it makes sense why we need a shift in power all the time right because like old old ideas need to ████ die out just like them but then if they're always in power dude what the ████ so we're never gonna see change if people live to 200 we'd be more ████ yes yeah because like imagine if kim jong ████ the kim legacy stayed in power forever and ever and ever right then what is that definitely what's still happening that's what they're taught in korea they're literally live forever yeah until they die and then they're like oh sorry they don't actually this guy didn't live forever and right now but the next guy who lives forever yeah they don't poop yeah no poops and then they invented the burritos yeah
8:27 no poop make burritos yeah dude that guy wants to live forever buff it you want to live forever if you're a john or kim jong oh that too dude i guarantee you all the ████ top notch people in the world they all want to live forever because wants to live forever i guarantee it jesus wants to go go down and live in margaritaville if you own margaritaville you don't want to ████ die yeah have you been to a margaritaville hell yeah i don't want to die when i go to margarita bro have you been have you been to one in vegas yeah i went to walk through that one so that's the whole point yeah you do kind of want to die i'm already drunk once i get there i'd rather a margaritaville than a fat tuesday i'll tell you that you know that's a that's a fact you make a good point you get a cuban sandwich but you could probably drown in the fat tuesday you could like actually like yeah remember all of us we bought one fat tuesday none of us could finish it together that ████ was as tall as steve did you guys you guys got extra shots too right
9:19 well yeah otherwise you get the sugar because you know why because it was on jk we're like get the premium dump it in there yeah dump it in there give me that that top show my bosses are paying it was like 30 bucks or what i don't know 18 as we walked on the circus buffet yeah exactly that buffet wasn't good it was terrible yeah he's like plastic what are you trying to say everything tastes like plastic nothing wasn't a shade of brown it was really bad so gross oh alex he recently was in vegas and he goes i stayed at the circus circle why and i go how was that hotel is it because he has an rv and he launched the rv party no no he goes i asked him how was the hotel he goes that is the worst hotel i've ever seen why would anyone stay there i don't know my family used to stay there a bunch of kids but back then it was a different time back then it was dope then why the ████ did we eat there because it's funny it was like the way
10:10 we used to be like the wind like that was the i don't remember when it was that it might be worse than actually just walking through there bro ████ that you take years off your life just walking through the lobby breathing so much cigarette ████ and all kinds of weird smells decades of cigarettes the guy that's carving the beef i was like what is that it's like beef or something it goes something like that so good she goes why are you here something like that that's why you can't go eat that crispy cream i'm going to use this knife to slip knife to slit my wrist later like you should probably leave you sure you want some of those remember that the ceiling was ████ leaking as we were walking out the water was still dripping on top of that booth and by the way i've never won at circus circus never no we definitely did not win that time you don't win at circus circus bro yeah that's right i won thirty eight dollars anthony was my uh crap sifu and
11:02 he showed me how to work well i think i spent thousands at circus circus do you spend thousands well over time oh and i never won in what ████ time you spent thousands of years no no that night we went i lost 1230 minutes oh yeah that's also bart's point bro how you guys lost 300 and like i gave bart a couple hundred bucks too and he lost a legend in like under 10 minutes i lost like a hundo and i was like this is whack and then i was like hey steve i'm gonna go drink at the bar yeah i was like this is absolutely ████ whack and dude let's get doubles let's go back nothing but curses suddenly suddenly i'm getting feedings for no you know where we had a good run at stratosphere a needle bro stratosphere we had a ████ and we were we were on like some ████ craps table with bad odds heater it wasn't even like regular oh was it adding
11:53 numbers it was like weird oh crap [Music] you guys walked out with hundreds and you're like yeah we ████ showed 100 now ████ we we made hundreds of dollars at that casino whales bro and then i sat by my phone waited to get banned i didn't get paid oh and didn't they have like dollars craps or some ████ we were playing with low ass [Music]
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