0:00 so I had to break it to Nikki that I'm probably getting a tattoo oh sh she was not happy about it I think it's crazier for you guys because you guys don't have to have to yeah that's gonna be the best part if anybody asks you if anybody asks me what it what it says I'm gonna say it it means I fear no one [Music] welcome back to this Ultra special episode of the careful boys where today all six of us have returned and we are talking about hitting 2 million subscribers and it actually thank you guys sustained because you know we've been this is our third time probably hitting two million but it is uh but I think I think we did and then it just and it and it died yeah sometimes I'll hit it for like a second and it goes back to 1999 well you're
0:50 talking about like within this past couple months and not not like over the years over the years we never hit two mil no never okay I promise you I'm pretty sure you guys are gonna hit two million because all the fans have said they've but it's never hit it's never hit well we're actually sustaining must be the organized crime pretty cool that's cool congrats good job guys and good job to you guys too for supporting do you all of you thanks to all the Indian Bots as well thank you thank you Indian Bots thank you you know I've been meeting a lot of like uh the fans that have seen us over the years and they said this is their favorite group yeah which is really really cool yeah yeah they're like I like I like your guys's chemistry your Dynamic you guys are like just ████ around having a really really good time and it's really enjoyable to hang out with you guys and this is like because you've been through so many phases that this is their favorite one which is
1:41 awesome I hear that too outside of this area era though which one was your favorite yeah that's a good that's a good that's a really good heart hitting question it felt like an era yeah my favorite was the covid era when we were like super uh for the first time in JK history we had to be careful yes and um that's why we had to be the careful boys semi woke yes is that when you had two men uh episodes yeah because everyone was uh they were like I don't want to be canceled on on camera for for first for for breaking ████ lockdown rules
2:31 and I was like you're a little ████ behind the camera you're still going out you ████ lying sack of ████ so true that's true there's also another era where uh some some of the people would like smoke weed every day and then they they don't want to talk about weed on camera and I'm like oh that's not real some people they literally smoke weed like all day long and then they want to have a crisp clean image yeah but we were never I think that was the I think that that's not the mother I want to be known for I was the CH I was that was the biggest change for us and I'm like that's weird because we've never been like that we've always been 100 authentic you know at least we're talking around it pretty well
3:25 I really love about this group is there aren't those rules now yeah because back then there's so many random rules that people had like particulars right that like what makes JK I think awesome is it feels like a real conversation because it is yeah right but then if after you yell cut can you take that take that out what did I tell you about last time I don't want to talk about this you're like oh what the ████ I thought having a real conversation because I know you smoke weed every day why you gotta take that why you gotta like you know it just becomes this crazy like crafted conversation and then by the time it makes it to people's computer screens it feels constructed yeah and I think the fans started to feel that too because it was like well we're all friends here too and we we want to be considerate about like everyone's like you know boundaries and ████ but the boundaries got like so crazy to the
4:16 point where it was just changing the content and then from everybody from different people I was just like why like then why do you even want to be on on a show well and like you know sometimes you want to say something but then you self-edit just to make sure that it's the other person feels good yeah yeah yeah yeah because you don't know if they feel uncomfortable yeah and boy and you've had maybe beside bar conversations or other or meetings or whatever yeah and then and then but then by the time that you're done with the day you're like I don't think we said anything and all that was interesting yeah I do remember that yeah yeah yeah I remember one of the funniest ones is I'm gonna name any games but one of the one of the cast um got really crazy plastic surgery is very obvious to the whole world and then we would have plastic surgery topics and then everyone like look around and then that person was just like
5:06 I don't know experience and they're like okay I guess that's one of the rules that we're not gonna talk about either oh man there's a lot of those like all kinds of rules all over the place that made it feel like what's that ████ movie where you're like trying to go through all the lasers and ████ the mission possible no like Sean is this Sean Connery yeah Sharkboy and Lava Girl what I like so much about us talking about all these different experiences and these different cast members is it's all the same ████ person come on I'm still I don't even know what the ████ you guys are talking about dude I don't either although the wokeness was not just one person no I think I think that era the wokeness
5:56 era started to I don't want to say divide but it felt weird like it felt like people were more concerned about being canceled so they were playing to the threat the Potential Threat of saying the wrong ████ versus us being friends yes and I I think that was probably the worst era of JK I didn't feel like people had our backs we weren't having each other's backs in the room it was like Us Versus Them is like look at me on camera I'm purchasing going towards all the right things and then but these guys aren't and it's like oh ████ and first of all that's a new belief structure that he just developed yeah I was yeah I saw 911 back in 2010. I remember it and now I feel different
6:47 that's why I like the two mil mark because uh when you see how much the subs have gone up there's a lot of new people that only know this yep it's ████ sick yeah that's the cool part because I think it was one of those necessary moments where maybe during the time of building like people gravitated towards certain personalities right and then once that um whole era kind of like ended and we regrouped I felt like we shedded a lot of that and we were able to like do the content that we want and we attracted the type of people that enjoy this content yeah the people are so much nicer now too like good Lord like it was really for a while there it was like damn dude like I guess we suck pretty bad but everybody hates us going you know lot of people came back dude but a lot
7:39 of people came back a lot of people came back because I saw like I would still till this day see like a flood of comments out of nowhere just being like Oh yeah yeah like I was just pissed during that time but like yeah like this is better than that I'll see some apologies actually really like hey like I actually thought about it I know it's been like a year and I just I don't know what happened got caught up in the drama or whatever we should get we should unsubscribe apology not accepted yeah I think a year later we should apologize yeah yeah yeah we were tripping we got power hungry that's good that's ████ meta as ████ yeah it's a long game yeah for sure all right so what's up with the tats man uh we're doing it of course we're doing it I mean who's not doing it okay I remember specifically how this conversation with Bart just on the side off camera just being like yo we really doing this like dude I don't know man but I honestly feel like if Steve and
8:29 Nick do we all have to no I did not speak between okay right here dude I just want to see bar have two matching ones yo I was okay I was one darker than the other ████ so hilarious even Jill was like are you ████ serious I was like if everyone does what I'm doing yes please you have to it's gonna be all fresh and then it's like that's already a mistake I'm like how funny is it to get too much No One's Gonna know I was watching that video because that's that's where I was I was working in China while we hit two million yeah and I'm watching that video and I'm like I'm smiling I'm laughing I'm like this is crazy blah blah so when you put BuzzFeed up and you have that realization like damn does that mean I'm gonna have both my legs I busted up it's like four in the morning because the conversations that'll arise in public would be hilarious like dude
9:21 that must mean a lot to you to get two times what is that and then me having to explain that and it's gonna the second one's gonna be objectively better looking so it's gonna be like why don't they exactly match no I want it to match exactly so I had to break it to Nikki then I'm probably getting a tattoo oh ████ she was not happy about it there was two I think it's crazier for you guys because you guys don't have to have to yeah I don't I don't know he's got a champ stamp yeah and it's it's Asian characters yeah if anybody asks me what it what it says I'm gonna say it it means I fear no one and I'm gonna dead pan and I will never break up and you're gonna run into a Japanese person that's like that's wrong it's gonna be a Japanese mom what was he afraid of and I won't break I will be like no it doesn't you're ████ you're dumb you never ████ learn the language then yeah
10:11 [Laughter] after I told Nikki that ████ she was actually pretty pretty receptive so is the bit that Soldier where is the laugh coming from right once I sold her on that she's like okay I got it it's so funny you got to wear the jumpsuit with one pant leg up I'm like I'm gonna get a jumpsuit with a little clearer it's just gonna be super sweaty right there the whole time it's gonna be honest that's gonna hit Stevie and bubbly just cut a rectangle right there you know what the funniest thing is there's a seventh person that has that exact same tattoo that none of you guys know dude we're Boys on leveling ours are all gonna be on the right I think we're all gonna be best friends okay so is this really happening of
11:02 course we said we would yeah you're gonna let a lot of the good people down look dude did you talk to your lady if the boys are gonna do it I'll do it yeah oh my God I didn't expect that I don't want it but I I don't want it but the cameras are off it's a no dude exactly no but not the rules on camera again yeah I'm doing it now I'm bringing it back I'm bringing back the old ████ oh ████ and I'm not gonna talk about and he's gonna have a temporary tattoo he puts on every single time he shows up remember the video where Nick turned heel yeah dude yeah I don't know what happened he just turned the heels and I'm like I don't like that no we're not talking about that Hollywood Nick era lionheart's gonna be okay with you having tattoos out against protocol I'm actually one of the couple guys that's got some tattoos in Spain they got some tattoos wow and we were like was it wrong Spanish are they as intimidating as the one you're gonna get
11:52 I don't think so I kind of like the the letters of of uh what does it say what's the direct translation it says fear no one I fear no one remember you didn't translate yeah and it said fear everyone yeah I kind of like that as a model I think I live my life by that honestly that's me honestly I feel like it matches Nick the most in general yeah you gotta be scared of everybody bro you never know what people are okay if you have like a straight up fluent Japanese opponent one day and he sees it when he's grappling he's like what the ████ wouldn't that scare you a little bit more because it's the opposite yes my mom was like that's not even is that even like saying fear everyone because the it's all grammatically incorrect yeah it's not even like a real sentence no so what does it really say it again hold on that'd be ████ hilarious dude it depends it gets different every time you do it though when I told Tiff let's see what today's feelings are Tiff was like you're gonna
12:44 get a tattoo with the boys and not with me and I was like yeah yeah would you ever do she's talking she don't wanna get no tattoo bro ask her do you have two million subscribers literally it says fear nobody oh wow it's correct today today it says fear oh but you know why though because that's the reason why it ended up saying fear nobody is because you use Google Translate so Google translate still does it wrong I need to update Google yeah no guys it says fear nobody and we're getting it I like it bro I like I like the message I think it's a great movie yeah I think it's cool I like that it's like a mood ring who do I fear today sometimes I was scared of nobody sometimes I'm being a little all right well Nick's getting it then for sure it's on the boys dude that's what it is it's on you because you're the you would you would have been the most resistant in my mind yeah you're the most
13:34 squirrely what about ████ Colleen I've never honestly you would have been dodging the needle you're gonna deflect it I don't think I'm gonna like the needle I've never had a tattoo it's gonna suck it's gonna hurt dude and I just got these hairs in dude it's fast I just got these mirrors in they'll shave it too okay get them get them replanted somewhere dude I guess I guess but we should go to a place where there's like multiple dude we're gonna be there for for ages waiting yeah we are yeah well maybe we can make a special appointment with somebody that I think we might need to go to a s█████ tattoo shop then because anyone that is like down to do six people like six s█████ tattoos the Masters aren't gonna do that they're gonna be like nah I'm good yeah is this a s█████ tattoo no I feel like we have hi is that one
14:25 star review accurate if we tell them the story dude they'll be like oh that's ████ hilarious let's agree with this I bet you there's tattoo artists that follow us through the story because free is better than just s█████ free is better than anything bro I could do that we they're standards still and then if somebody asks me oh why'd you do that to do I'm like because it was free idiot ████ morons that's what the tattoo says this was free are we able to do this in August in August that's coming up soon we should do it all together at the same time dude I got a machine right now do it right now you have a tattoo machine yeah I can't do my whole leg that's now why do you have a tattoo machine why didn't learn how to shade but I did the ████ outline is the ink inspired I don't think it expires yeah if it does it's expired immediately
15:16 ████ office yeah uh I got I got homies at my tattoo yeah let's do it wow cool so Anthony you don't have a problem getting a tattoo on your in your Lego I I definitely by myself have a problem with this tattoo but if all of us get it there's rules you have to this is if this is a prank and it ends up with Anthony's only when it gets it oh my God we all Bale then that means my other leg I'm gonna put respect none as well respect none I fear everyone like that's all we don't get sick as dragons we all come out what you get we get our back blasting what does mine say we get sick as lions and ████ and he's like oh ████ man it does suck that we're not getting a sick-ass Dragon I will say that's the worst well we got it we gotta make this a JK Adventure All right we gotta get it
16:06 recorded on my ████ I might get another attack dude is it is it possible I might get another one is it possible to get them at I mean we don't have to I'll be simultaneously getting it I think we at most get a three at a time that's true how long do you think this is we could just make it a day thing and we just all hang out yeah ████ it let's do it how long did that take that one 45 minutes so it's fast uh that's a little long time I feel like we do it we go to Buffalo mofo and we ████ hang out and we don't take s████ also at the same time yeah we don't flush and this has to be the first one to get it because I gotta be the first you're the squirreliest nah bro I'm not the first one yeah you go first so we can watch him oh dude you're gonna be the first one no no you because it's
16:58 your first Nick and Steve at the oh my God all right Steve you needed everyone knows I'm doing it yeah we're doing it and everybody I don't care nobody has doubts about me getting a tattoo yo I haven't done anything you haven't had any work done since ████ 2008 or something hey does the tattoo hurt like barely on the shin well nowadays don't they have like different anesthesias yeah I want the rubs I want all of them for your first one oh so all of a sudden I can't get a rub I gotta get a tattoo against my will can I go under please sometimes your artists won't do it really yeah some of them are there because they like the ink doesn't set as good as or whatever we'll make Nick do the traditional ████ time oh my god dude I'm definitely taking a shot first no ████ way I'm
17:49 not they're gonna advise against it but at the same time it's not a giant piece where yeah it doesn't matter yeah if you're doing like a six hour back tab then be like yeah don't drink I just want my whole butt ████ to be covered up trying to get this whole thing blasted all right guys all right we're gonna we're gonna talk about the this logistically off camera we're gonna set it up okay you know not obvious bro if if after we get it the Bots get cleared and we're like 1.8 and then when we hit two million we get dragons oh yeah who made the two million rule up I thought we were just getting them if we survive another I honestly blame Ryan for perpetuating it on social media either way it's this is the year August yeah we hit it we hit a whole year since we said we might not survive yeah it got it got merged into one but it it is still do you guys even have a quest
18:40 tattoo no oh ████ no we're not that stupid what do you think they're gonna think about this one ████ hilarious this is the it's the sense of humor behind it it's so like I wouldn't do it if it wasn't based on a joke exactly if it was just some random ████ yeah I'm more inclined to do it based on a joke than based on an actual meaningful thing same that's true that's true I mean that is meaning though like the meaning behind this tattoo there's it's just such a ████ good story huge dramatic music right here and the bro honestly the Brotherhood of this place yeah is what is the meaning behind it for me that's a year in the making but the joke of it makes it even funnier yeah so it's it's perfect for me it's a perfect storm it's also the fact that when we said it we didn't really think we would have to do it yeah I didn't think so either that's what makes it even better you know it would be also good not letting Colleen off the hook we gotta get clean somehow
19:30 just to get her butthole tattoo yeah yeah yeah she said the butthole thing I didn't even know why she was coming up with it but we just force every guest ever as well his realtor has to get it yeah they're like hey uh you know you guys were a part of JK now you gotta you gotta do what's the mortgage has to get it Holly George talking about that do you if I were to get like my my pugs tatted on me would you guys do it too get your pugs tatted on you oh is that the butt tattoo you want just offer for everybody just since we're all doing a tattoo next tattoo I'm getting is woo but it has to hit like 10 bucks that's what me and cryptocorner have a bet if it hits 10 bucks where are you getting the woot at I don't know we'll figure it out right here so when you take your hat off right after
20:20 where is it at right now huh where's Wu at right now it's like 20 cents let's go on 10 bucks baby if it goes to 10 bucks it'd be ████ wild yeah wild that's why I'd have to do it I would go to Every tattoo parlor and yell at people for not giving me a tattoo until I got the test you gotta get old English on your chest ooh Gothic sand I like this logo though I like the logo oh yeah yeah windings yeah wing dings so yeah this could be the start of me getting like real tatted like really really tatted dude Steve's gonna look like ████ MGK by the end of the year once he gets his first one he's gonna be like yo I got an inch it's me Nikki's like lipstick outline on his neck I'm so hyped that Nick's down to get it though nah dude I'm not ████ that changes everything for me because now I know we're in yup I knew we were gonna bully Nick into it anyway because we bullied people in and off of this show that's what we do I do feel
21:11 pretty bullied right now I do feel free right when I get that ink and we're all ████ really really blinded that's when I'll rip up that letter of resignation you gotta do it the same time though yeah dude that's so tight man I'm glad you're gonna do it I don't know your body's so nice and clean I can't wait on it finally I can't believe a bunch of Asians are gonna get wrong Asian characters next shark's gonna happen it might mean more to Joe though because actually Japanese and I know that it's wrong because my mom was the one that called it out I can't read it and then your mom's gonna say wait that's the one you know you know dude please go
22:02 yeah ████ kill your monster I should I should imagine this guy walked around Hawaii where some Japanese people gonna be able to there's a lot of jobs I hope Tycho wait I like grows up one day and he's just like inspired by it and gets the same tat he knows his dad's ████ is that a quote Daddy I know you're returning that's what he gets my dad's ████ is that what you tell his teacher I think best of all for five years straight there's been people saying like JK news is dying but like we just keep surviving and growing and I don't know how we're cockroaches too bad they didn't bet on it dude because I would love to take their money
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