0:00 [Music] there's some outrage in hong kong right now is china taking that ████ it's uh well it's not about that well maybe there's something about that but what i'm talking about is not about that i pictured china grabbing hong kong and joe says it's taking that ████ no it's almost like saying that's right china so hong kong has asked pet shops and owners to hand over close to 2 000 hamsters for culling by authorities culling what's that killing them what they're going to kill them for what they don't like though after 11 of the small rodents tested positive for the chrono virus in a pet shop they got a lot we already got this ████ from pangolins or bats
0:50 who knows this guy's been watching south park what if that strain when you when you cough from the hamstrings and people go you go to edinburgh and stuff in their tree like why am i doing this now so the the territories also suspended the import of small animals and authorities announced this decision on tuesday just after the city's health experts found two groups of hamsters which originated in the netherlands and arrived in hong kong on december 22 and january 7 to be high risk for carrying the novel coronavirus hamsters turned over by pet owners will be killed to cut the transmission chain i mean just keep them in their little thing right it's like quarantine i had no idea amsterdam had a ████ hamster factory that's why it's called hamster amsterdam
1:43 ████ 10 out of 10. y'all come on amsterdam it's for you hold on dude evidence shows that the hamsters are infected with the covenant 19 virus and it is impossible to quarantine and observe each of them and their incubation period could be long can they just vaccinate the ████ the hamsters i don't know i mean they could catch it i think they really think it's just easier to ████ exterminate all hamsters in the country ████ dude which is why people are protesting i still think i just keep them in their cage yeah let them quarantine and ████ the ████ is wrong with them two weeks five days now yeah like what do you think they're doing going to the hamster park and then spreading it they're going to hamster damn dude if hamster dave is lost then we've lost everything having super spreader parties
2:33 how did they even test the hamsters to know that they got cobid like was it during like when they came to the hong kong and then the border patrol was like giving them mini pcr tests i love that let's talk let's have a little mini tsa for all the hamsters maybe the hamptons ate their favorite food and like can't taste it and they weren't eating they're like something's up with them they stopped running in the circle because their lungs were getting impacted their teeth are chattering because they're cold they're wearing masks they're self-isolated from each other that's really cute the u.s center for disease control and prevention called the risk of animals spreading the virus to be to people low but noted that it can spread from people to animals during close contact i mean that's how it happened with bats right well the exception appears to be minx with cases of humans being affected by them and in 2020 denmark called some 17 million
3:25 commercially raised minks after they were found to be at risk of carrying the coronavirus yeah that was like mink ginosa yeah wait denmark killed 17 17 million millions that's for the mink coat industry bro that's a cover-up wait yeah yeah how do you even find that many minks the the coat industry the fur industry oh they're commercially raised wait so white people kill more animals than asians do yeah see flip the narrative 17 million people that's crazy talk on a brother that's a genocide white people killed more than asians yeah because the chinese fools how many they want to kill they only kill like one or two for food 2 000 hamsters they just want to eat wild stuff but you know yeah they only wanted to eat a few bats come on dude like live a little i know right and white people out here like massacring whole entire ████ population is like come on while they're silent but
4:16 later the danish government later admitted that the minks were improperly killed and buried and the commission has been established to look into the case they barely didn't even do it right yeah they didn't do it right whoa in cramped hong kong though hamsters have been popular as cute and low maintenance pets and the city like mainland china is holding firm to a policy of zero covid imposing extreme 21 day quarantine requirements on anyone arriving from overseas 21 the territory was able to maintain zero local infections for weeks until december when two flight attendants returning from the u.s who were infected with the highly transmissible omicron variant went out into the community wow and then last week a 23 year old woman working at a pet shop called little boss in hong kong's causeway bay was found to be infected with the delta variant which has been rare in the city at the same time several hamsters in the pet shop also tested positive for the coronavirus
5:07 because she sneezed on what if she gave it to them she ████ gave the lizard she's like she's touching all the animals i know health officials in hong kong are investigating this as a possible case of animal to human transmission because two other human infections one confirmed in one preliminary have been linked to the pet store damn now the human gave it to the animals that sounds like a yeah like she went and did like a party came back she's all petting them i know she's rubbing noses with all the ████ hamsters no you're so cute just killing them the house was like oh ████ wear masks she's like six feet yeah no six vertical feet come on man dude because remember there were all the animals in the zoos getting kobe like chimpanzees how did they get affected was it through like the zookeepers handlers and stuff giving them food and ████ yeah they're doing the same thing
5:57 with all the tigers helping visuals you need to realize that the hamsters which have already gotten infected are excreting the virus they can affect other animals other hamsters and human beings we have to protect public health and we have no choice this is what happens when you study too much yeah you know too much ████ you know because now you're like trying to fix a problem too much research yo yeah dude you just you just drive right yeah people tell you to get ████ oil changes you just keep driving so it doesn't drive no more and then you fix it once it breaks down yeah until the ████ tires fall off or it starts smoking and you're like oh ████ same thing with science you just gotta be like i don't know i'm trying to go back and get oil change every five thousand miles hit in the ass man imagine if we were like they're like oh all these humans got them just kill them just get rid of it later be uh we uh
6:48 improperly killed them and buried them so my bad all right guys see you later that's it nothing happens the people that were killing them got sick too so we gotta kill them too i know what the ████ well with hong kong when they came for the hamsters it proved to be the last straw for long-suffering residents of hong kong the city has endured and largely complied with extreme and often baffling pandemic rules schools and gyms are closed restaurants must shut down at 6 pm air travel from most major hubs have been severed playgrounds are sealed off with tape but when the government announced the call of 2000 pet hamsters a line was crossed and the rodents could carry the coronavirus but people are pissed off so resistance groups have assembled on telegram messaging app to share updates drawing on methods used in anti-government protests and now they are smuggling and hiding hamsters all over hong kong
7:39 so aren't they spreading the virus more maybe and if that does happen that's going to be a sick movie in the future that's a crazy subplot to this whole covet stuff it's like train to busan but like hamsters i just want to see what this militia group looks like and what their flag is and do they wear like all ████ black with like little giant ass hamsters they're just hamsters that's the reveal their utility belts all have little cages and nuts and ████ like that snacks yeah so this is the smackdown hong kong is one of those cities though it's like it sucks to quarantine in because everything is crap yeah it's crazy it's small it's dark like because you can't go out it's like damn dude that's gonna be a ████ let me give you a chilling image of the reality on the streets of hong kong whoa what's the background of the the guinea
8:30 pig or the hamster is like how would they know that these people have hamsters though imagine the moment where they're just like breaking in doors and stuff like that little kids like no they're just grabbing hamsters damn yeah how do they how do they know you don't have to register him yeah i mean you register them out there they knock on every door they're like hamster checks sorry hong kong police they just ask you they go do you have a hamster and if you go no what's that wrestling over there it's the opening scene of inglorious bastards you got hamsters in the ████ basements and ████ it's just like i'm going to speak english now okay that scene is ████ he's like do you have hamsters under the floor yeah point to other hamsters can i have some milk please do you know what they call me can i have a hamster yes i mean no i mean i don't have any hamsters what are you
9:21 talking about they're just trying to do stupid mind games they're just like is it over here and they start shooting the floor oh man these poor hamsters go [Music] you
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