0:00 [Music] all right everybody let me see your puppy dog eyes your hard eyes what am I asking for though like a ████ yeah wow is that what you do you probably get your dick sucked a yeah I cry when I get a ████ I cry before I get the blow job give me another blow job please can you give me another blow job can I get my dick St again please this is going to be a very very warming heartwarming story okay uh but it's going to start off with a little danger okay there's this moment that there's this very cute very very warmhearted dog like kind of like a golden retriever maybe looking thing I don't know trying to get some head no that more more warmhearted I like golden retrievers they're very happy that's my next dog oh that'd be great this dog is getting chased by a
0:52 pack of feral dogs oh ████ no Ain that a wolf lot of kyotes ████ coyotes feral dogs are like wild yeah kind of those are like feral are they yeah I thinko cats so his dog has no choice this very cute this very very innocent dog lonely dog is no choice and this ████ fending for his life jumps into a little stream a little river right and you think you think maybe it's safe but then there's three crocodiles no what the ████ what's the movie hom word bound yeah yeah oh that one a good one and r buch of porcupine know how to swim is this Africa or Florida such a good movie dude that movie is hilarious cuz you're watching like you're watching like a dog like and then Michael J fox is voicing over like like he's talking I think his
1:44 name is chance right yeah yeah but it's like I love homb and Sass I haven't seen a really good dog movie airbud by this airbud right now is like really bad no way it's the one that they watch in jail better better do you know how many airbuds they have isn't there like 16 bro every sport every sport football MMA too yeah yeah they got UFC Bud UFC bu he fights a bunch of pit haven't playing baseball cuz they ran out of sports Mike Vick's the star in that one so three crocodiles are in this ████ river right Jesus what do you think is going to happen I don't know ████ gorilla's going to come fight him next I think the crocodile is going to obviously try to eat the dog but then the dog's like going to make fun of him
2:34 and say hey are you Chinese and then the crocodile's like don't be racist F and then they're going to be offended and Chinese that's insane I'm going to guess that that's not I bet $1,000 that doesn't happen you chese cocodile it was it was assumed that the Crocs would just mutilate the ████ out of this poor innocent dog why you say mutilate unless they're baby Crocs huh they're like this small they weren't baby Crocs what's bigger a gator is bigger right Crocs are ████ you think dogs are smarter than ████ let's just keep it focus on the story for just one more second okay okay what do you think is the biggest predator Joe all right that being said in a wild unanticipated and magical moment of what they call animal empathy the crocodiles ended up
3:24 protecting this dog and were even nudging using their snouts talk to them all three of them this is homward bounds we're nudging this dog to the other Bank of the water away from the feral dogs what the ████ are you talking maybe they got maybe these Croc can I watch this the video is not there only photos are are here how they watch the photos how do they even have photos of it who's who's the photographer's in a tree I me there's no video there's just photos stop trying to debunk me right now okay this Ste you just making this up yeah dude is this a s█████ Kevin Hart film guys here you know what Nick you want to host no this one check it out dude yeah tell them BR incredible moment three crocodiles saved the life of a dog that fell in the river
4:14 that's cute though bro there is a video there is a video go click the video oh no it's a guy fighting off a crocodile with a frying pan ████ this actually a really good video it is a good video have you seen the video of this guy I think he's probably in Florida yeah this crocodile grabs his little puppy snack yeah and his dude runs in there grabs the crocodile pulls it out and pulls his puppy out saves it but the crocodile like this big it's a baby so freaky I don't know ████ freaky let's not try to bring up better crocodile stories while we're I think this is a better one that's good this is a good one what I love about this is how they say this is a case of sentient behavior of the mugger resulting in cross species emotional empathy which is not a very extensiv investigative Behavior yes you're just making the ████ up yeah ████ Hightech empathy hey can you just let it be warm and inspirational we talk about ████ death and disaster all damn day and
5:04 there's no windows in this ████ office so it's it's really difficult it is hard it is hard and the hen lights I hate but I feel like some animals protect other animals you know not all the time but but what was in it for the Croc maybe he got beef with the those dogs yeah maybe it is rival maybe ████ those dogs looks like a hero yeah I bet some of the feral dogs will snatch up a Croc common enemy common enemy you ever SE Jaguars do that ████ that's kind of you think the dog your fights are crazy no fight to the death picture yo the do does not look the guy looking at the crocodile is ████ hilarious ████ dog like that ████ scared out of his mind it is like a Disney movie though where he's it's like the thing that you thought was the scary thing ended up being your friend oh I'm sorry I judged you the other thing and Finding Nemo whose ████ dog is that you know you know what I'm saying that is wild I can't tell that he's nudging him there but the
5:54 dog's obviously not bleeding so yeah it's not underwater yeah it's not getting ████ crash on you just get ████ ████ three blind Crocs or some ████ yeah you got no smell yeah they just thought it was like a hippopotamus they thought it was another Croc they thought it was a hippopotamus I don't know dude hippopotamus is really hairy is this in Florida no it's actually in India Oh India oh they're Buddhist Crocs maybe do that vegan yeah yeah oh yeah Buddhist Crocs that explains it in Bali there's so many wild dogs like that looked like that dog so maybe it's just kind of like that just a wild dog all I'm saying this is a magical moment and you guys haven't clapped yet know it's very Disney I also don't know how the ████ it happened though that's ████ crazy I didn't think about how there's no windows in here we're cooped up here all day I
6:44 apologize I think I'm going to switch like and go back to school and study animal empathy it's a major yeah it seems like we need more at Harvard of it I think it's Prett tight we need one expert about it yeah you know since I've been watching more dog training videos I think I could understand why this do you watch a lot actually we did bring I love it there's a gangster guy on Tik Tok in Vegas he's so good a dog trainer dude those guys are kind of amazing some of them are really good I also found this big old British guy who's really good he does I follow him too when you say they're really good though or or gangster I should say is it like they know how to just ████ whisper some ████ and it's good or is it like they that moment no it's energy or is it like he went to jail and now he loves dogs CU he need he's got CP Ted on his neck yeah that's how I know dog saved his life dude that's what he says probably I don't know one time we did a JK show in Tampa and then um the girl that brought
7:36 us out there the event organizer were like don't you guys got like ████ crocodiles and alligators and ████ here and she goes yeah I got chased by one after school I was like what the ████ that's a Florida story she said she was waiting for the bus and the ████ crocodile popped out of nowhere and then she's like those things go fast substitute crocodile with like homeless person that's la that's true po we have a crocodile out here crocodile that's very good I think they go like 20 M hour on land maybe not for long but they move out crocodiles or crocodiles both both if they decide to sometimes they don't huh crackheads are fast they're faster than Olympic Runners they're like they're like cheetahs they're like 70 M hour I might be more scared of getting chased by a crackhead than a crocodile me too cuz you don't know what their agenda is yeah a
8:26 crocodile I just run zigzags and I'm ████ breaking his ankles I don't think it works that way dude I could you you don't think you can out Juke a ████ CRA I don't know they can't can they move laterally wild large animals scare the ████ out of me not no nobody says that like grizzly bears it's a controvert no nobody say grizzly bear different but he's out zigzagging a ████ bear dog you hit him with the little trying to AI him they're just oh step right over him dude say I'm good you're supposed to go big everybody comes out that's the Disney movie but if a crocodile was chasing me I'm going zigzags hard left bro they can't they can't move like that Circle does seem difficult for a Croc you're seen the Croc move in a circle they whack you with their tail right they're little dinosaurs I see move like this though when they got something in mou oh ████ that's crazy that's scary dude they're shredding Us in the
9:17 Cyclone hey one of those ████ dragon giant lizard things or crocodile Koto Dragon Koto dragon is different komoto dragons are crazy but they got the poison did you see them bite the ████ deer they ████ slash you even just a little bit and then you're starting to paralyze Up full disease and how they move they move so sneaky and fast and they'll swallow you they won't even ████ chew you they don't have teeth right kimono dragon different brother some teeth would you rather get eaten by a python or get eaten by a c crocodile probably python maybe python but then by when you the python you're like this and you're just like a ████ bro it's just slowly going slowly but they put you to sleep first I'd rather go okay I'm gone and there's a chance that somebody will find it slice open the belly and you you come out all like hases that happen yeah all the time they they're usually dead still though yeah I but crocodile they're shredding you up dude they have
10:07 put you in the water and ████ blend you that is the single scariest way you could die I think but but with a crocodile they might do that with your limb rip it off but you might have a chance after that you don't some cats like play with their food M yeah so I think lion yeah I think that' be worse yeah I think that'd be worse Panther Jaguar Panthers you see I mean I person death by lion or death by pacam hyenas I'm taking my chance with a pack of hyenas dud Hy but they start with your ████ first yeah they go for the butt but there's also like eight of them bro when you say dog size they're like St Bernard size I know but Think Of You' seen a lion I've seen a lion at a zoo oh they're big that's a Honda Accord but e just elbow can fight a ████ lion I'm not saying I'm going to fight any of them but I feel like maybe I could get a cut yeah maybe I could get one on hyena have you seen a lion's nose yeah the nose is this big they're huge the head's
10:58 like this it's too Booth they big have you seen that uh those African guys they have pet hyenas yeah yeah yeah yeah those photos are so cool that's true they ain't got no pet lions but there is that one like the real Taran guy on IG who like just Saudi Arabians have pet lions all that stuff seems like the worst idea all you hear about is people dying Mike Tyson had a pet lion well no tiger tiger tiger tigers are bigger than lion the man or even monkeys they're ripping people apart that's why you get them as a baby chimpanzees I don't think so it's my pet because it's one of the greatest predators [Music]
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