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0:51 have been that. Could have been that. Could have been that. Okay. So, this is a question submitted by Frosty Clouds. All right. Thank you, Frosty Clouds. What's something that you're thankful to have experienced but would never do again? Oh, I did one of those ████ swings at like one of those places with Shane Dawson's brother. Never. Oh, you mean the one that like cranks you all the way up and then after a certain amount all the way up or you're you're parallel with the ground. Oh my god. And then you just like go all the way to the ground and then swing out of the way just in time. Insane. Never would do it again. Never ever again. You wouldn't recommend? No. Oh, hell no. It's not cuz it's terrifying cuz you bought the It's Once you're up there, you're like, "Oh, ████ I shouldn't have done this s███." But you're thankful you did it. Yeah. And Well, afterward, I'm just glad that I lived, you know? It's not really like a I would do that again. I wouldn't do it again. I'm thankful that you did it, but you
1:41 never want to do it again. Still might fall in the category you might recommend it. But that's a great story, though. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I think you're just name dropping Shane Dawson. Shane Dawson's brother. Shane Dawson's brother. I kind of know them. I feel like I have a bunch, but I can't think of any of them. Like drugs? Maybe like like having a kid. I would do it again. Hey, I mean, it's not like you had to do any of the work. Yeah, you didn't do ████ Push it out. Leave it. All All he had to do was was blow ████ load, dude. Yeah. Leaving it is the funnest part. We get the best part of it. Lifting though, probably in the early stage. The heavy lifting is the you have to lift a heavy wife while she's like pregnant. Would you would you ever want to do a TV competition dance program again? Oh, that's a good question.
2:31 On it like to do exactly what would be on it. You get an offer right now or you get a No, no, you get an offer next year. Like whereas you're leading the team, you're part of the team. That whole thing again. I I'm going to I'm the practical person. So it's like is the price right is like always going to It's a milk. It's a milk. A million. It's a milk. Oh my god, bro. He'll suck their dicks for a mill. I don't want to dance. You need another choreographer. I'll suck some dicks, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll hop in there. I'll throw my name. Was World of Dance a Mill? It was, but like I wouldn't do World of Dance. So I think that comes down to the other version. It's a new franchise. Something else. Something. But you got paid a mill. No, we lost. That's the prize money. But you guys would have had to split a mill with like 180 people. It's true. 180. That's like my buddies the the warps on their YouTube channel.
3:21 They have to split every check like nine ways. A mill. There's 10 of you guys. I wouldn't say no. I would I would have to look at the variables cuz like for example, we said we said we weren't going to do ABC World of Or we weren't going to do another TV show after ABCDC, right? And then NBC and that was $100,000 on MTV. Yeah. And then NBC prime time turned into a million dollars Jennifer Lopez and stuff and I was like, "Okay, well the bar has been raised, right?" So like if the bar can get raised in some other variable, then I'm definitely not going to say no. Up against teams of today. Yeah, that's sick. So it's not like I won't be there, so you have a way better shot. You You know what I think though? I think the actual That was a good one. No, no, but I think the prompt it can't we can't change the stakes cuz obviously Steve would go on the swing again if they paid him $10
4:11 million. Yeah. You know the whole point of it way less. So it's like the same ex almost the same exact thing. Would you do it again? I do it for for five grand. But then but then it is true. You'd be going up against teams that would compete today as well. If it's the same variables, a million dollars, Jennifer Lopez, Etsy World of Dance, and then just teams of today. But since you're doing it again, like it could I would say no. You would say no. But now you know how the whole marketing stuff work. You could bring up kesthetics, you know, and use it as a marketing. We were already doing that the entire time. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I actually think we have more to lose today. Yeah. What would you lose? But like if that's if I have to compete if I don't don't have to compete, I would I would Yeah. I would have What would you lose though? Yeah. Like if you're doing showcase stuff. No, like if I was like directing a younger generation of people, you're changing it. That's like Steve directing someone
5:01 on a swing. You got to change it. Yeah, it looks good. Looks good. I think that's fundamentally difficult. What What would be what would be so bad about you doing it again as yourself? I just don't want to. Oh, okay. Yeah. Having like done it twice, you know, it's like you just don't want to. If the check was the check, the check screaming at you. But the motivation wouldn't lead to a guaranteed success cuz you'd be like super upset about having to do. Also, as a creator, like when you're when you're performing in it, your ability to see the vision is way different than when you're not performing and you're just directing. On my show, Anthony would have just monologued that to camera and then a trap door opens and then he's going down a mountain. He's he's going down a mountain on snow. A Japanese prank show obviously as a creator. Okay, I think and then he's just like your
5:51 That's my fault. We're making it real. Like a Japanese game show, dude. No, that's good. Make it real. Make it real. We just got to change the stakes. We just got to change the ████ changes the same. I'm just telling you the variable I wish I wouldn't do. Same variable. Same variable, but now that's the whole point. So So basically, it's to know, but if there were certain uh details that made it a better opportunity, like more money or all all the other teams suck. Yeah. Yeah. It's always like that, you know. It's always But actually, if this if the show called and it was the exact same variables, if Quest Crew was there, if Jabwalkies was there, I'd be like, I'm doing it. Oh, okay. I Yeah, I get it. boys and stuff. No, because it's it's a completely different experience. Yeah, that's cuz they'll change it to like America's best middle-aged dance crew. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'd watch that. It's like a whole They invite everyone back. Seniors dance backage.
6:42 Imagine it's like they bring you all back for every era. Like it's like the the midlife crisis era, the senior era crisis. getting a chance again to go. Even if we lost Quest a third time, that would still be more worth it for me to get that chance than to be the older guy in today's modern world. Cuz if we beat them, it's like eh if we lose them, it's like you suck. Okay. Yeah. That's that that's why Jab like 2 years of content out of that. Yeah. Which is why Jaba didn't do it when we did it cuz they it wouldn't have been fair. They were invited to compete again. Yeah. But they of course they have way more to lose than the rest of cuz they had a show at that point, right? Yeah. Dance Cruise though is like UFC where like if you lose you won't have a career anymore. There's probably like a timeline on it though. If you get beat enough, they'll you won't fight again. Who came in third
7:32 on your guys season? Super Crew. Nobody remember too though. Yeah. Huge. Super crew is huge. Yeah. Nin was some of the winners. Yeah. Not everyone make American Idol like that. Sometimes the fourth place person is the one who sells the most records. Look at what's his name, dude? The cat. The the Asian cat. William Clay Aken. He actually his career outlived certain American Idol winners. I actually only remember Yeah. I only remember Ruben, Clay, William, and Kelly. That's it. Do you remember Justin Guini? Yeah, dude. I love him. Do you remember that movie that Kelly? I watched it last year. first time still holds up. Apocalypse. It's wild. It's hilarious. It's a really good bad good movie. Yeah, it's bad.
8:23 Yeah. Like a one that you can like make fun of the whole way and it's entertaining. Yeah. It's great. Put on in a party and everyone finds something be like, "Oh, that sucked so bad." It's great. And it makes Florida look pretty sick. Didn't you have William Hung on your podcast? Yeah. He was He was really nice. He was in my house. But do you think he knew that he sucked or did he talk to you? I think he's in on it. Oh, really? I do. I do think he's in. I also think it's a non-concern at the point of his career. Like it doesn't matter to think about that. Yeah. If you're ducking checks, what do you care? Exactly. Yeah. But I think we all shed that. We were talking about that earlier. You shed the personal seriousness and you're just like, "Oh, yeah. I'd rather just provide for my family and ████ like that." You know what I wouldn't do again at this age? I would go to boot camp again. What? ████ get yelled at and ████ Well, what would you get out of it? You don't ████ sleep and you don't eat food. You can't shower. And then you ████ Yeah. You're like just Subin's about to
9:13 do it. Wait, Subie is going in. Well, he got accepted, I think. What? Oh, no. He's going to get spit out. He's doing the military. Which National Guard. Oh, ████ National Guard boot camp's like ████ ████ Maybe he'll be able to do it then. They just tickle you. They overfeed you. Tickle. I think it's a young man over you. That boot camp stuff. I think it's a young man. Give a ████ You're like gung-ho. I'm the ████ best. ████ Kill everybody. Would you would you get deployed again somewhere and do actual I'd rather do that. You're deploy deployed to California coast, baby. I'd rather do that. I'd rather like they go, "Oh, we need ████ humanitarian efforts like all former service members." I'd be way down. I'm like, "But do I have to go back to boot camp or do I just or do I just start guys?" But you're going back into service. You be going back into actual service and they're going to put you to aid Ukraine.
10:05 Can I do something I like? What do you like? Um, you got to like help ████ go to those neighborhoods where people are teepeeing their trees. You got to pull those teepee out. Help liberate sapphires. What do you think about those guys that pay to the to go to those programs that are like hell weeks like designed by Navy Seal guys so they know what it's like. I think it's I think it's dope actually, but they're like you can't compare and stuff too. You can't compare something that's like 2 days Yeah. to a ████ like almost 4 month thing. But those guys are paying for it because it's like they've never probably experienced that before, right? And so they're just like, "Oh, let me just do this so I could feel like it's like it's like comparing a marathon to like you go where you start and you see the finish line right there." How long is boot camp? 6 months. Uh mine was like three and a half months. Yeah. Versus a
10:56 weekend. Yeah. It's like 3 and 1/2 months. And it's Marine Corps, dude. Yeah. Marine Corps. It's not your time. That's the real deal. You can't like, oh, my wife's calling me, you know, like pull out a cell phone and do all this times out. There's no times out. Is there anyone that you know that actually said this? I love boot camp that went through it. Yeah, probably not. I don't think so. Cuz you're surviving. It's not like you're getting through it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz even everyone that I know that's even like gone off to some crazy special forces ████ they just realized their ceiling was higher. So, it's like it's like, "Oh, yeah. When you get your ████ teeth pulled out um without Novacaane, it hurts." And then they go to the next thing. Oh, I could get two teeth pulled out at the same time. But it just hurts. It just keeps going crazier and crazier and crazier. They just realize they have
11:46 a higher ceiling. But until you get there, you two teeth pulled out. I don't know. Like, would you in terms of the prompt of doing things again, would you would you start another YouTube of just you doing long form sketches and comedy? Imagine waking up tomorrow, you got to dress up in wigs and stuff like that. That's literally what I started just doing on my IG. So, you can do that. That's like when you want to. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like an actual channel like quotas and all that and it's all funny skits. I need I need to have a a long enough break, like a reset of content. Maybe what if you had a hardcore director who could just like boom boom boom get you do it and you're out of here in like two hours. I think it's the machine I I'm burnt out
12:36 from like you know the whole like social media non-stop algorithm machine and then the algorithm changes. So whatever you thought you knew now changed and then now there's like No, no. when I'm pitching, right? What if you got you got hired by a company? You show up, you're there almost like an actor and you're out of there. Oh, dude. If Yeah. If you're an actor, that's way different. I would I would much rather be an actor than a content creator. The crazy thing is like if you put me on that there's a huge difference between put me on severance. I show up, I get my ████ union wages, I get out. I don't have to worry about the success of the show. You know what's weird too is that if you were to do that let's say like all over again Bart Quan YouTube channel the complete total game is also going to events socializing and like showing up to stuff the mach and collabing with people you know it's the whole like certain the whole machine of it go to VidCon go to do college shows no
13:27 you don't want to do those fun college shows is still tight the whole machine of it pretty but I feel like we'd get lectured over there now Yeah, you can't say that. What college would agree with? Why is this called the ████ show? Like, sorry. Yeah, branding. Probably shouldn't say that stuff. Sorry, guys. The ████ show. Dang. Yeah, that's different. You see Joe Rogan, they went after him hard recently cuz he's like, it's okay to say ████ again. They went hard. I didn't know they went after Well, they tried, but nobody cares. They're not going to be able to do like airsoft pellets bouncing off of them. It's so big now. Yeah, legit. Would you would you do what you know the fitness competition where you won the swords? Would you ever do that one again? Bodybuilding. Yeah, that exact same one in Fresno or another show. Yeah, the variables don't change. Variables don't change. Okay, that one. That one I actually
14:17 would Whoa. The only reason why is because after having done it, I understood um more about the competition and the next time I do it, I can get a pro card and that would just be cool just to be like have a like a professional body. So through the same competition I'm Oh, cool. So if I would if I would So you'd be uh categorized as like a professional bodybuilder. So, like people when they get into bodybuilding, their usual like goal is to get pro cuz once you get pro, then you start doing the major competitions that pay money. Mhm. So, it's just that's like kind that's like achieving your your bodybuilding black belt, if you will. Okay. So, I'm Okay, cool. All I had to do is change these things and I could have got there. That would have been really cool. So, I would do it again just to see if I can go like push myself harder. Push yourself harder and get that dick smaller and smaller. Smaller smaller smaller really tighter
15:07 and tight can't see it. What about that's what I noticed about the bigger the biggest dues, man. Pay to flex. Yeah. What about um scale if if Maker came back and they were like, "We want Steve Green comedy to do his I don't think that I have the same tearity to like go to Venice Beach cold and like they want you to do that s███." My ████ was all real. So, it's just so hard to really do that in earnest in in in this day and age. Yeah, it is like man on the street type ████ Yeah, because well like pro provoking people in public but with an angle. It's just a different like I'm at a different point in my life where I actually like love my wife like want to don't mind living actually. You know what I mean? Like like back then I really didn't give a ████ I really didn't. So different, huh? Yeah. What about um I was down to for what I was my buddy Andy Vic was going to shoot me with a gun and I was down. Like he was
15:58 going to shoot me with a bulletproof vest on. I was down. Like I was just in a different mindset in my 20s. What about Mike Gallagher comes back totally sketch returns. Put me in, dude. Puppet cop. Puppet cop is back. I don't know. What are we doing? Like, what what's the sketches and ████ like that? If Mike wants to do something, I'm always going to say yes to Mike. Really? Even if it's just totally sketch returned and No, cuz that would be like the what we're talking about. I would want to like I have a particular couple of sketches that I would still like to do before I leave the I think so. The baby dick. Yeah. And that's I don't know what that one is. We're not supposed to say what it is. Oh, that's okay. Yeah, that's a good little That's all That's all they get. It's a little teaser. Yeah. No, I want to do I want to do a couple of those before I go. But I want to do it like Banky style where nobody exactly knows like who the ████ did it? That's kind of tight. That would be cool. Yeah. All right. But now there's a big hint out
16:49 there. They're not going to remember. Would I do another fight? Yeah. Like what would it what would it take? Like a real one? Yeah, like a MMA one. Like the ones he's done. Like what would you what would it take for you to do fight? Probably money. That's probably the only reason why I would do it. Oh, how much? I don't know. Like I'll put 50 bucks on it. If the purse was 50K and we Oh, yeah, for sure. I' bet against it. 15K. 15K. I fight for I meant 15. I might uh 10K. I might not fight for 15K. What about for a condo in Henderson? I fight for a condo in Henderson. Hey, that's not bad. Family home in Henderson. I have two fight in Hated. There's a roof. No, I don't know. Like cuz like let's say those social media promotions they're like MMA fight we got Nick. Yeah. Here's 100 G's. I'd fight that fight. Would you do like a Nick versus
17:40 Bone Saw McGra? I was like who the ████ is that? Oh it's Bone Saw. Oh ████ I No, I want to say that fight. Would you fight in one of those YouTuber fights? Depends who the matchup is. If it's If it's ████ shooting fish in a barrel versus Bit Boy, dude. Who's Bit Boy? Bit Boy Krypto, dude. Oh, he's still around. Yeah. Well, he's somewhere. I'll probably fight that guy if his name is Bit Boy and he does something else. If he if he's not from the fighting world, I'll fight that guy. Yeah, he's not in the fighting world. You You'd smoke him. You'd smoke him. ████ Never mind. But he would talk a lot of ████ first. Yeah, he'd probably break me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me mentally. He'd probably make me cry. You do you say yes to a YouTuber fight. It's Rod Tang. I'm like, "Oh my god, he's like I'm ████ double egging that ████ dude." Yeah. Little bastard to the ground. What if it was like laughing the whole time? What if it was like Rampage Jackson? No, I wouldn't fight that fool. No, cuz he's
18:30 older. No, I want to fight that guy. You right now versus Rampage? No, dude. Rampage would knock my ass out. I sit to my ████ butt and try to leg. Is he 50 yet? You think he's strong as ████ and and he's also a darling of the world, you know? It's like what if in the contract he can't work out? No, I still wouldn't fight. What about like Steven Seagal? What about Alistair? What? Whatever his name is Alistair. No, Steven Seagal. You wouldn't fight Alistister. You put him on his back. Get the ████ out of here. It's You have to get Steen Saul to the ground though. The problem is I got to grab him. The problem is I got to grab him. You know what happens when I reach? What's he gonna do? Grab my wrist. Flip me on my ████ head. Okay. But Gene Leel ████ ████ made him ████ ████ in his pants. I know. But Gene Leel legit judo. I have ████ white belt judo. My judo. My judo is ████ You guys probably have better judo than I do. Would you fight Jeremy's origami in exhibition? Nah, dude. Jeremy's a ████ He's a
19:21 ████ That guy. He's really that hard to defeat. Yeah, he's strong as ████ Sometimes you guys are just saying names. That's his That's his buddy, Lionart. That's Lion Hart Jiu-Jitsu. Linhard. You know his You know what his last name is? What? Means lion. Oh. Oh yeah. You mean perfect. What about Would you fight Tony Origami? He's Tony Origami. Exactly. Exactly. You know how I feel half the time. Half the time I'm in this room, that's how I feel. Tony or I got honestly when he said that I got scared. I was like, Tony origami. Who the ████ is that? Would you fight Robert Johnson? No way. That guy's impervious. I know I speak for some audience members out there. You guys sometimes I'm like, "Who the ████ are you guys talking about?" But no, I would never fight Rampage. There's a video of him someone throwing up a triangle on him. He picks him up, slams him on his head. That's like his move in the day. I But I wonder how he is now. Oh, I bet he can still do that.
20:11 Cuz I think the only thing he's been doing lately is this at conventions. Oh, damn. All he needs is one, though. You know, all you need is one. If he's way bigger than me, too. I'm a tiny little boy. If you got a fight, how long do you think you would need to have a fight camp? And like how locked in would you be? Would you be like no more podcasts? Probably don't talk to me. I would probably have to like just lock in. Yeah, I wouldn't do anything else. ████ If you're going to fight should fight if it's like money on the line. Yeah, I'll ████ fight. I'm like going for a full camp. Probably like I'd give myself like a runway of like 6 months like just training. Seriously. Yeah. Wow. We might have to change side of Nick we never seen before. Yeah. Probably we should try to raise money. N I don't want to fight for two grand, dude. A to go for me to make Nick do a fight. I'm in. I'm in, brother. Against Tony Origami. I don't want any crazy names like
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