0:00 I wouldn't pay uh ten thousand dollars to get re-circumcised three I'm circumcised but I mean like they're like we could replace the hymen I would get circumcised and then recircumcised re you mean like cut more yeah [Music] all right guys check this out high five um we got a 22 year old beautiful Brazilian woman here [Laughter] things like that the pants I mean hello is that a Nicki Minaj look she's that's a Nicki Minaj look it's more of like a Kardashian objectively attractive woman yeah even at the fear of you later on
0:51 saying that this is a dude I'm still alive I'm still alive she's fine it's not a trap at all high cheekbones they're contoured she's definitely not she's a real 22 year old Brazilian woman she's a murderer no she's a good woman but she has ugly feet the actual thing is is that there seemingly isn't anything wrong with her but she's paying 10 000 to get one more cosmetic surgery adjustment done what do you think that is smaller dick let it see it let's see it again see it again ten thousand dollars ten thousand bucks ten thousand ten thousand I don't know if she's had previous surgery at all I'm just saying she's about to pay 10K to get this thing done robotic arm do you know how uh what like this this is how I would diagnose it
1:42 a lot of the prettiest chicks have lowest self-esteem and insecurity what is this this is my this is my ████ Magneto helmetizers what does she think her insecurity is okay that's a good way you know what I mean let me give you a hint coming up with something totally not I know first thing you would think exactly because those chicks are dumb ████ dumbass chicks always do ████ like that ████ vagina [Music] that's the only thing you can think of but very close but it is along that she wants to close all holes because she doesn't want to ████ or poop no because I poop RP ever again because girls don't do that oh she wants to trim her libyas because she got thick labias she got her
2:32 ladies are fine okay okay she wants to bleach it wait can you surgically make your vagina tighter is that what you said I think she wants to bleach her vagina maybe it's kind of like the same the right color for ten thousand dollars in the surgery you could bleach your butthole oh you know what maybe she's trying to uh reshape it so instead of up and down it's a horizontal she wants a horizontal ████ it's cost her 10K the lips yeah 90 degree adjustment hot dogs and hamburgers 90 degrees hot dog to Hamburger classic surgery I love it can you fold your paper in Hot Dogs is it hot dog yeah exactly dude she wants a burger the King Burger King she's gonna pay 10K to get her hymen restored oh that's yeah that's ████
3:25 love wasting money give me more information see this is this is this is the amazing duality of it right guys are ████ dumb dogs that's why only fans chicks are ████ bowling all kinds of money but on the flip side guys can also go most beautiful woman in the world I know what you're insecure about give me 10 G's and then the hot chicks are like okay take all my money I knew I wasn't as fine as I thought I was that's true it's like the Sims are paying the the only fans girl the only fans girls paying the plastic surgeon and the plastic surgeons ████ paid his mistress the mistress that's the economy okay you ████ chimpanzees all
4:16 it really is is that she knows she's fine and she has this vision of herself where she wants to look like even finer by having a hymen yeah that was the case if that was the case she would go to med school why would she go to med school because when dudes go oh I know what I want to do with my car they work on their car right they go she can work on her ████ she can be like scalpel exactly there you goes the med school no one with the stiff neck okay does like does is there something about like restoring your hymen that makes you feel virgin you got to be you got it as someone who who bled the first time it's not it's just it's inconvenient I don't
5:06 know what it is why would you want to get a spider web put in there so she could tear maybe maybe the person who tear it from her turret it the wrong way and like it was a bad experience ████ riding a horse or in an accident oh no you set us up Ryan what you ████ said I didn't set you up tell us the reason no I know how detox feels find the video with that inside joke all right so the reason she wants to get her home oh no something bad she never had one in the first place because when she was 17 yeah okay give it to us today just give it to a straight dude we know what the answer is ready just tell him son of a ████ when she was 17 she was uh taken advantage of by some 30 year old dude that's what I said that's why it's like it was taken from her the wrong way who took her virginity and and
5:57 gave made all these promises that he was gonna stay with her and like kind of like manipulated mine and then and then just bounced after having sex with her so she's revirginizing herself re-virginize yourself that's what I'm saying that's the insecurity of it that's not an insecurity yes that is no it's not that's literally the definition of insecurity she was taken advantage of I gotta go against him fight him fight him do it all the MMA fighters right they go how come you're so good at fighting because when I was five some guy beat me up every MMA fighter is like that yeah let her have what she wants every bodybuilder what do you put on those muscles when I was five to beat me up that's true okay I can't wait to hear Jesus every ████ Macho sport you go you ask them why it's insecurity okay but the way he presented it in the beginning was that
6:48 these guys are picking out these ████ insecurities in us and that's why we go oh yeah you're right I am Lester then let me fix them the voices are great right but that's not what happened here she's taking her power back right where she feels like something was taken from her that she didn't want taken from her so she's like you know what I don't need an outside I think to to like make me feel better I'm gonna do this for me you don't got to spend 10 G's then it's I don't know how she's gonna do it remember at the beginning of the day when they're like we don't bump heads yeah yeah this is good no this is good we're gonna have some good sex after some hymens will be rebroken rebroken take advantage of those insecurements take it it just sounds like she doesn't want to take responsibility for dating the wrong guy well no she she takes she said she this is her quote she said I always wanted to have that special
7:38 moment I wanted to be unique and romantic like in fairy tales that's why I'm having surgery she wants to just do it again but the right way that's all because she's like oh I got caught with a player yeah and then he was like making all these promises he duped me she got got and then I lost my virginity there's also the fact that you know maybe to to us we're like ten thousand dollars do that like that's ridiculous but maybe ten thousand of hers like five bucks yeah you poor bastards you ████ peasants that's true because I wouldn't pay uh ten thousand dollars to get re-circumcised three I'm circumcised by me like they're like we could replace a Hyman I would get circumcised and then re-circumcised read you mean like cut more yeah re-trip the doctors
8:29 the doctor's like hell yeah I'm gonna make I'm making it like I'm making five rounds of money on this guy sir you have the foreskin left cut it deeper stretch it cut it again what is this what is this I feel it why can't I pull sir there's too much slack on this thing I feel like a hairless chihuahua come on is she um is she like an influencer or anything like that I could see a small subconscious or conscious part of it also just being like a thing to do because it's something to talk about well and it's also genius marketing because she can be saying she's gonna do this I'm a virgin now she well she doesn't even have to follow through with it true who's gonna ████ say she got
9:19 it for real who gives the ████ ████ post the receipts on her stories yeah now all the Sims that are just like man I just want to de-virginize her now because she you can it does increase her value though if she's then I want to save her because the way the way it went down why she's doing the intention is so like yeah so she's creating way more Sims AKA customers I mean good for her good first the genius because all I know is that those that that material is going viral for leggings but she has a whole bodysuit and now she's gonna sell me that I wait okay that was a very covered Tick-Tock viral leggings that women were wearing
10:11 all the time that's all I'm saying that's true you're not following the type of women I'm following that's why you don't know he's right there wasn't a bodysuit it were definitely leggings that would make your ass look beautiful it was a trend of oh I got those Tick Tock wedding I thought the tick tock wedding so I get my husband to react to it yep and now she's fine though get it curves I don't even know you can get her a hymen replaced you can even get one added that like a double hymen yeah brother you can change your whole gender all right but a hymen though I feel like that's like I don't even know that was a thing you can get a whole ████ brand new heart you can also break your hymen not sexually at all like just doing activities are people saying like riding horses sometimes that happen yeah I literally said all of that did you I'm not even here was it this video probably break your
11:02 ████ a dildo too that's very true I'm in facts [Music]
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