0:00 You know what durian tastes like to me? Durian is like your fart. Oh, it smells like but you like it. Welcome back to an episode of Careful Boys where today we're going to discuss some of the weirdest things we like. And I think the last time you may have even touched this topic was so long ago. I think that's when we found out that you liked to do that watermelon thing. It's a watermelon thing. You like to uh put watermelons up his butt. No. Ouch. What is it? You like to freeze it or something? What? That sounds delicious. It does sound. Oh, I just I just eat a full Now, the weird thing was me eating a full watermelon. Buy a giant watermelon. I'll make sure it's cuz it's watermelon season. I love watermelon right now. I'lling put it in the fridge. I'll make sure it gets super right. I'm literally falling asleep. Shut up, dude.
0:50 This is good content. Okay. But like you put it in the freezer or the You put it in their hole. What? Do you put it in their hole? What does that mean? Like in the freezer hole? What's a freezer roll? A freezer roll? No, like the whole water with that. Like there's a freezer hole. It's even colder. You have a freezer roll. Um, no. I do I do I cut the half and then Yeah. Like right before I eat, like 20 minutes before I eat it, I'm like, "All right, I'm going to eat it this time. I'll put it in the freezer." So you guys are like, "Man, that sounds good." And then the other half he he sits there and goes, "I can't wait for that other half." It's a little foreplay I have with myself. There's this method I saw online. I'm like, "Dude, I need to try this." So, you get a whole watermelon. Then you get a drill. You saw it. So, you get the thing that like that that cuts a circle, right, in drywall. You put that on the drill. So, you cut a
1:40 hole like this big. Okay? Like you're going ice fishing. Then you take that thing out and you get something that makes a spiral. You put that at the end of the drill. You stick it in the watermelon out and you kind of mix it around. So, it kind of like like creates pulp out of everything. Pulp and liquid. Smooth. Blends it. blends it and then you pour it into a cup and you just straight drink the juice with the pulp and all that. Can you just do that in a blender? Well, now you got to cut cut and slice and slice and then chunks and chunks. Sometimes you use like an immersion blender and you just go to the top and it just But this is way easier. That's why I got immersion blender. In the past, wait for watermelon season. In the past at house parties, I used to make watermelon cakes where I'd haul out a watermelon and then I put a little cake thing at the bottom and I'd fill it with jungle juice and we would just use That's a popular one, too. Yeah, it looks really good. What's the
2:30 thing you said you eat the the cheese? I like the round the laughing cow cheeses. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good protein. But I eat that with a banana. What the ████ combo? That's honestly ████ up. Like in the same bite. He changes opinion. So, you put a you put the cheese on the banana. No, not that would be wild. No, you take a bite of the cheese and then you take a bite of the banana. It's so The magic happens in here. I mean, that's like cheddar and grape, you know, or like cheddar and grape. That's pretty good. Have you ever had a shakurerie board? It makes way more sense. You're right. When you have a when you make a shakuderie board, you put bananas on it. No. No. No. Cuz low key, I think it would be nice. I think it would be nice cuz the sweet and savory works, bro. would work. But like that's that's banana cheese doesn't sound bad. I see people do this. I see people put ground beef. They'll cook a pound of ground beef and they'll
3:21 cut up um bananas and they'll eat it with it. Oh yeah, my dad does that. Bananas and ground beef. Or no, but it's a good texture. Try it. Try it. Try it. Try it. ████ you. The other thing is is like is like uh they just they fry a bunch of plantains. Okay. With some with some ground beef. That looks really good. That's nice. You don't I bet you would like that. That's healthy. That's healthy. No, that's ████ crazy. That's a psychopath's meal. I don't know what I'm talking about, dude. Banana fried psychopath's meal. Fried banana. You never eat ground beef, bro. Try it, dog. Try it. That's not that weird. It's not that. It's sweet and savory. Fried bananas. So, Cuban food, there's like roa and then and Yeah. And then you have the plantains. It's called uh is it mafongo? I don't remember. Yeah, cuz they they mash it though. No, but you eat it with it. It's like a side you eat with everything. And it's plated together. I also go into it
4:13 knowing I'm going to a Cuban restaurant. So I'm like I pretend to be cultured. So I eat it like that cuz that's how they do it. This is fun. We should come here more. I don't go to like China, right? I don't go to ████ I don't go to China and then ████ cook a dog and then come home and go, "Oh my, oh, you know what? We should like hook up some dogs tonight." What? We should grill some dogs. Why is that the same as beef and banana? Because I'm eating the crazy meal that ████ Cubanos want to eat. I'm not going to go home and make a crazy meal. But once you eat it, you'll It's not hard to make a plantain. You'll realize You'll realize it's actually a great com. He's following the when in Rome idea. But don't roaming home. When in Rome, don't don't roam. You roaming home. Roman home. Are you Roman again? Yeah. Don't roaming home. You ever You ever do ground beef and avocado? That's
5:04 nice. It's almost the same. That's nice. Hey, that is good. Put a little honey on it. I haven't had it. Sounds good. That's weird. No, try it. Weird. Honey and beef, bro. It's that stupid guy Paul Saladino does. And I swear to God and I'm like, I hate this guy. And I did it and I'm like, this guy is legit. Tell me how to do it. Saladino. No. Try it. What is it? A burger patty? Like a ground beef? You could do crumbles, whatever you want. And then what do you do? You just do a little raw honey on top and a little um How much? However you want, baby. It's up to you. Oh, and it's avocado, honey, and beef. And a little bit of I I do that with rice sometimes. Do you do uh salt and pepper? Of course. You season it. So, it's salt and pepper with honey. Try it. Weird. The honey is weird. But look, whenever you eat something with honey, sometimes people put a little like when you eat like a like a chocolate chip cookie, sometimes what they do, put a little onion,
5:54 onion powder. No, they put they put a bunch of like like thick sea salt on top cuz it brings out the flavor in it. Right. So, you do the same you do the same thing with honey and it brings out that flavor. It's pretty nice. What's something that you sweet though? So, do you put peanut? But you eat banana with cheese. Is that sweet? Banana sweeter. That's more savory. Bananas are sweet. Fruity sweet, but it's fruit sweet. It's different. Yeah, but that's, you know, banana is barely a fruit. But you don't you don't you don't put like three cups of honey. You just put like a a little Do you put peanut butter in anything weird? Hell no. I've been eating with pretzels. I do with pretzels. He lathers it on his dick and tries to get people to suck it. What? People who does that? People will fall for that. Get moose. Mr. Moose. He's like, there's um cuz you know people sometimes put it on like strange things. Peanut
6:45 butter. Yeah. Like his dick. I knew someone that did that. Yeah. Dude, what do you mean? You knew someone that did that? That was always a story. Everyone knew someone in high school that did that and they would like talk about it like openly and be like, "Yo, dude, that's ████ up." I said that out loud with her dog or something. See, Tyler knows what I'm talking about with their dog. Yeah, they'll put it on there private and sometimes it' be a guy, sometimes it'll be a lady, which is even crazier. I actually did meet a girl who did that once. Is that common? She told this during like a drunk never have I ever said Exactly. It's always something like that. Oh no. And then you were like, we can't hang out with her again. What are this is a side tangent, but like what are some other like weird things you've heard during Never Have I Ever? Let's deep dive a little bit. Oh god.
7:35 Putting me on the spot. I don't want to have sexual relations with my dog. I agree. Good. I agree. Truce. We're back on. Yeah. It's more of a peanut butter exchange. Peanut butter makes everything taste better. Really? I got a bottle of Nutella. I haven't cracked it open yet cuz what I plan on doing is um Oh, Nutella. Have you seen they uh out in Europe they get bread, Nutella, and chocolate sprinkles? Ooh, that's a thing. Nutella and chocolate sprinkles. There's a thing like there's an Australian thing called fair what was it called? Fairy bread. Fairy bread. Fairy toast. And it's like veggie mite. Oh, they put they put sprinkles on. I love it. You like Marmite? Fairy bread. Yeah. It looks like this. It's
8:25 like sprinkles and sugar on like a toast. That looks really nasty. Nasty. That's like a Pop-Tart. That looks good. Yeah, it looks like Poptart. I like Poptart. It looks like Exactly. Wonder over again. All right. Well, that doesn't have any of the jelly stuff on you like it doesn't really You like Firebird? You would like that ████ huh? I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm straight. Why' you get I like women. I have sex with men. Why Why did you bring that up if you don't like it? Oh, it just uh Smack was telling me about it. Does she like it? She loves it. Yeah. Australian people just eat it as a snack all the time. Yeah. I'm starting to get into like healthy snacks and then like one of them is um they get dates, right? And then they get like either coconut oil or butter. They split it up and then they put it inside like a date taco. And
9:15 sometimes they crush pistachio and then they sprinkle that on top. It's pretty damn good, dude. I've seen people do that where they take like a date, they'll put peanut butter and a and a and an almond and they'll be like, "It tastes just like a Snickers." And I'm like, "Yeah, ████ right, dude. I ain't falling for that ████ It tastes bomb, but it's probably good, but I don't I'm not going to try it." Now, I'm going to try this at home where u I started making yogurt bites cuz I'll I get like old fruits and then I get like yogurt and then um I just put a little bit of honey and it sweetens it. Bro, the honey is perfect. Practically no calories. Like, it's ████ amazing. But basically, uh, the next level hack is you get dark chocolate, you melt that ████ you dip your yogurt bite, and then you sprinkle some salt on that on that. That sounds on that ass. Is that what you said? Salt on that ass.
10:05 That sounds good. Good. I really like getting like the was it like cinnamon raisin toast and then just like putting peanut butter on it. Ooh, it's very not. Something that I do that I don't think is weird, but my roommate gets really mad at me for it is I get club crackers and like dip it in vanilla frosting. Club crackers. Wait, what's club crackers? Rectangular. It's not saltine. It's more of like a tasty. Yeah, it's a buttery cracker. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas and tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link
10:56 is in the description box below. When you guys eat half flakes, you just eat them by themselves. Yeah. What do you eat them? You're supposed to eat them. I don't know. I thought maybe you were creative about No, they have so much flavor already. Really? Yeah. Do you like hot flakes? Come on, bro. It's all right. You don't answer. It's all right. It's all right. Come on, bro. I don't think he likes anything Chinese. Really? Did you? Your mom didn't let you eat that ████ No, I think I got forcefed too much Chinese ████ So, I'm ████ tired of Chinese. Chinese people do have weird ████ dis. Are you tired of stinking tofu? I like stinking tofu. It's good. Do you like stinky tofu? I don't eat it that much. That much? You could do it? I I can't even do it. I can't do the front. It doesn't faze you at all. I don't think I'm around it that much. Like I don't know. When you have it, do you consciously feel like this stinks or is it I'm Chinese. I can't
11:48 tell. Oh, that's right. She's Chinese. I forgot. Honestly, I don't think I remember. But a smelly food that I is such a It's such a big deal to people is durian. And I love the smell. I love it. I think it smells so good. What do you eat it with? Bring ████ No, it's only something you can eat at home cuz it's so intense. You can't even bring it on the plane. My My uncle got in trouble for bringing in the hotel in the Philippines. You got fined. Yeah. You know, there's like no durian signs in Southeast Asia. It's so funny. Can't bring it. Good. I don't think it smells like ████ What happens if someone leaves one out and it like rots? Does it smell really bad? It smell like it's already rotted. I know that, but like does it smell twice as bad if it is rotted? It ferments. You just got to take the ple off. Shave off the pelle. I think when it's fresh,
12:38 it smells different cuz like this is what I think is in the States, it's much more drier than Southeast Asia. So the smell travels and I don't think it's fresh. But when we were in Malaysia, we had fresh durian and I actually really liked it. Really? And the smell didn't bother you? No, it doesn't smell the same to me. Like it actually Okay. Well, in America, I would describe it as someone diarrhea and poured gasoline on it. Stop. That is so dramatic. Why? Cuz the gasoline or is it just the diarrhea? I'm weak. I'm weak. Okay. But in Asia there, it's a durian smell. Like it smells like itself, like what it's supposed to be. But I think it's because maybe when it travels, something happens to it where it's not fresh and it turns into something more. But then Oh, yeah. cuz they're usually frozen when they come to states, right? So, but in
13:29 Southeast Asia, it's like fresh. And then there were grades, too. We went to this like market where they were known for just specializing in durian. So, these different stands had different strains and they were explained to us like different levels. Like, this one tastes like Sharpie. This one tastes like chevron. This one's just gasoline. And then so we actually had it. And the best way I could describe it is this one's filled with Harry Potter jelly beans. This one's vomit. Sick. Okay. I I think it's a mango. Gar garlic mango. It does taste like a garlic mango. Yeah, that's what I think. That sounds bomb. You should see Tyler's face. So I was like mango. It does taste like low key though. Like when you smell it, it'll take you out of
14:20 it. But once you actually taste it, it's actually it tastes better than it smells. It kind of tastes like it smells in my opinion. I feel like it's sweeter though. Like a good durian is like sweet. So it's like you know what though? It took some time like to eat it and then a couple of more times and then you get used to it. And now like I would like a durian shake or I like this durian flavored cookies. Yeah, those are nice. But like I think straight raw durian it's still really strong to me. But I'm down to still eat it in Southeast Asia. Do all of you guys like onions and garlic? Hell yeah. You know what durian tastes like to me? Durian is like your fart. Oh, it smells like ████ but you like it. Yeah. It's like that. Do you like durian? It's like it's like a wellness check. Yeah. It's like it's your your fart. You smell it. It smells like ████ but you enjoy smelling your
15:10 own. Mhm. I wouldn't say I enjoy smelling. Yeah, you do. Smell someone else's. It's the boys. It's okay. Yeah. You want to smell someone else? You'd rather smell yours and smell someone else's. Well, yeah. We know what you mean. We know what you mean. That's what durian is like. It smells like still enjoy it. But the funny part about durian though is like it's such a divisive fruit, but people that love it love it. What do you combine it with? Yeah. What do you eat an apple with? You don't you don't like you don't you never make anything with it at all? No. I usually just ate it like just as it was me like this. My mom was like, "Eat it." And I'm like, "Okay. Eat it with your mom's force. The place we went to, they gave us gloves. Everyone has gloves cuz the durian can stain your fingers. So, everyone had gloves to eat it. And it's all slimy and ████ I think the texture takes people
16:01 out of it. The texture is pretty. That's why it's like a mango. Kind of like slimy, but it's like it's like a It's like a overripe mango that's like stringy sometimes. Do you guys have any other foods that you combined yourself to eat it? Kind of like how you did the cheese banana thing. Like people used to always think I was weird because I put crunchy Cheetos on my PB&J sandwiches. Crunchy Cheetos. That's crazy. In the peanut butter and jelly. Yeah. Now I do a normal person thing and I just eat it like at the same time instead of putting it on the sandwich. PB&J and Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Yeah. Like on the sandwich. I'm not mad about that. You don't crunch them up. You just like lay them on there and it kind of gives it on top. Yeah. Oh, and it kind of just gave it like a crunch and the flavor was like it tastes amazing. Like did you guys do um hot Cheetos in cream cheese and then the Cheeto puffs in like nacho cheese? That
16:52 don't taste good. They go together. I think family at least. So good. I'm sad I can't eat like that anymore. Did you ever Did you ever do any combo sodas at the fountain on the suicides? Yeah. Or at 7-Eleven. Did you ever put some together? Or the unalivives, I guess. Play it safe. Play it safe, dude. I was like, I'm a Coke guy. I'm a purist. I appreciate the brand. Cuz we weren't weak. We weren't snowflakes. I could eat rice with pretty much anything, though. Oh, definitely. Rice. I love rice so much. Rice with noodles. Yes. I do not want to go shopping. I feel so redundant. My grandpa has eaten rice one time in his life and refuses to again cuz he just thinks it's the weirdest, grossest food. reminded it reminded him of it reminds him of maggots. He said he had bad rice. Like he said cuz you
17:42 could ████ up rice though. Like whenever I eat like sushi or Chinese food, he makes fun of me. He's like, "Oh, you're eating that ricey stuff." Rice feels so like normal. Like I can't even see it being gone. Right. I'm like it's my favorite food. You actually like rice, huh? It's my favorite. That's your favorite food out of everything? I mean as like a base. Yeah. Oh wow. Like a staple like over pasta or any other like one of my favorite foods is just if I had like four or six eggs with runny yolk over rice and Sriracha and soy sauce. Yes. God damn. With some spam. Maybe if you're getting spam. Well, you need a lot of runny yolk and you mix it all together. That's how you get so yolked. For real. I I honestly have that as like a backup plan meal always. Like if I don't have anything in my fridge, I'll I'll have eggs and rice. Eggs and rice. always hit
18:33 you guys. Even in 2025, you guys always just have rice ready to go most of the time. Yeah, pretty much. I make enough rice like on a Sunday or Monday and I just throw it in the fridge for like the week pretty much. You just have it in your fridge or something? Oh, is rice very bad to be eating if you're like is like bad macros or something? No. No. It's actually pretty good macros if you if you do moderation cuz then it's you don't have anything else going on like bread. Yeah, it's like zero fat so it's like really good actually. Anything else going on? What you got going on? Bread. Just rice. So it's good like if you're just eating chicken and rice. Bread has other ingredients like that they make with it. It's not just one item. Sugars all up in it. Yeah, that's true. What's the best bread to get then? Sourdough. Sourdough. Sourdough for fermented already. It's fermented so has probiotics. I think you don't need butter. You don't need butter. So it's super low in fat. So I guess sourdough jack in the game. Butter
19:23 is the best. Very healthy. Yeah. The but the butter you put on later. Yeah. Yo, have you guys had like European butter? Like French butter and all that? It is a game changer. So creamy. What do you call it? What's it just called? It's like European butter. They'll have it like a type of cream that you can get in the like it's KY Gold Town or No, that's Irish. Kerry Gold is the best. That's Irish. But they they have a brand called like European cream, right? No, like um there's actual like if you can go to a international market where they have products from that world market, something like that. Like like there's one in um I think Simmyi Valley or something where it's like a French bodega or something and they just have nothing but French products. What the hell? Yeah. So if you could find like places like that and you get their butter, man, it is it is so creamy and
20:13 good. Like I don't even know how to explain it. It comes in like this gold ass like wrapping too. So it feels like you're getting something super special. Oh yeah. Yeah. And it's super soft. You know how our butter get becomes like kind of hard? Yeah. And their butter, it's meant to be like left out. So you can leave it just chilling and it's just ready and melting. Leave our butter out, too. You can. I do. Where do you leave it in a butter dish? It's covered. Oh, it's covered. Yeah. Cover. And so it's soft all the time. Yeah. That's how you're supposed to do it. What the I can just slather it on my toast and be like, "Yeah." Oh, yeah. That's your thing. You love room temp foods. I do love room temperature food. So you don't like hot or cold? I like hot food, but I love like holding holding off and not finishing the meal and then just coming back and just having cuz it tastes different. Sneaking back up on it. Yeah, it tastes worse. What are you talking
21:03 about? It does taste worse. My mom My mom does that, but she does it with smoothies and ice cream. God, ice cream. That's disgusting. So, she'll eat her ice cream. It's not It's It's not completely melted, but it's like I'm like, "Mom, ice cream's better when it's left out for like 15 minutes and doesn't like what?" She'll leave it out, bro. I like ice cream when it's rock ████ hard. She'll She'll like I feel like it's not as flavorful when it's that hard. She'll go like back and forth from like doing stuff and then like eating it, but it's like it'll be like an hour has gone by. That's why you eat like that. So, do you like midday stuff? Yeah. Yes. Like pizza that was like ordered a few hours ago. It depends. If it's like some ████ Little Caesars, then no. But if it's pretty decent pizza, I would California Pizza Kitchen. I freaking hate Little Caesars.
21:53 Barbecue chicken pizza. The best pizza. I can't do it. And there's some stuff that I like. Pasta. I'll eat that straight out of the fridge. Just cold. That's fire. That's fire. I like that. What's fire about that? So, you guys like the taste of the uh cold cold pizza, cold pasta cuz it's like like potato like pasta salad. Do you like cold curry? No. That's ████ ████ You take that back right now. Cold panang curry that's been in the fridge. That's That's nasty cuz it'll curd and ████ No. Yeah. Yeah. It curds. Yeah. No. Anything that curds. Anything that curds. You're supposed to shoot a curds. Unless it's meant to be cold. Cold noodle dish that you can get at Asian. Cold noodle. Oh, the Korean one. That one's good. Vietnamese or Korean. I think it's a buckwheat noodle. That's really good. Any kind of That freaked That freaked me out, honestly. I was expecting it to be hot in like like
22:43 ramen. Yeah, it was that was likely. Yeah, so that might have been. Yeah, so imagine a watermelon filled with the stuff. Oh my god. And the other half. I even put pizza in the air fryer to get it hot again. That's good, too, though. It's not like I don't like hot food. Bread it and then put it in the air fryer. They're judging you hard. You like cuz I imagine you like with a hot steak and going, "Nah, I need this thing to harden up." So, here's the thing. I'll eat the steak hot and then the next day I'll eat it straight out the fridge and I'll enjoy it the same way. She likes warm lemonade. That's what she likes. Warm lemon. I don't like lemonade. You put lemonade in the ████ microwave. You like hot. Honestly, I don't drink hot drinks. So, I do wait till they're kind of room temp. Like I I I could never drink a hot tea. It's always either iced tea or like
23:33 just cooled down. What about coffee? How How I don't drink coffee. Would you want to go to a room tempmp themed restaurant? I don't know what that means, but I would go. They give you a hot plate of food and then when you're about to eat it, they slap your hand. They go, "You got to wait." Not yet, miss. Not yet. Yeah, I do. Not yet. Not yet. I think it's cuz I cuz I was in the service industry for a long time and you'd go on break. True. Also, you're probably used to Yeah. And so I just ended up liking it. What restaurant did you work at? Cheesecake Factory. Dang. There's a lot of cold pasta. I like Cheesecake Factory. What's your What's your uh number one suggested thing to order at Cheesecake? Pumper nickel bread. Oh, come on. And it can't be the What was it? That steak thing. Get the chicken farfali, but get the Chipotle chicken on it because it's
24:23 fried chicken. Oh, yeah. It's like a fried chicken steak on Yeah, it's bomb. What's the one thing to stay away from? It's like a fetuccini alfredo. Why? They ████ it basically. And then you ████ after cuz it's like four pounds of butter in that thing. That used to be my favorite. Alfredo was my favorite as a kid. But then like literally when I stopped eating like Alfredo dishes like two to three times a week, I became so much healthier. I'm sure you did. It's just so much butter. That's the problem. So it's like too much cream and then it's just like really bad. Like it's just it gives no nutritional value. It's like no effort food. No. And it's like 3,000 calories and you have garlic bread with it. And then you put that down in one sitting with the ████ strawberry lemonade. That's That's like 1,500 right there,
25:13 dude.
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