0:02 when you get seizures like sometimes it's you lock out right away yeah sometimes it's like like this and you kind of have like this cerebral palsy moment like half your face shuts down and you just see this helplessness in their eye and they come and then they start foaming after nothing oh my God so there's there's times he goes like this he trips and falls like this and I'm like taika oh ████ I'm like are you okay I turn around he goes I'm like you mother ████ [Music] do you have an Oculus VR oh I do have an Oculus vrag master I see why you're married what else do you have Anthony that was good how badly how badly did you want it when you uh saw that it was like a thing not badly um
0:54 some things I get but I don't badly want you're just boggling like that you could just buy things that you don't really give a ████ about it was an investment seal through to the garbage I took a loan out together like I thought it was a massager turns out it's ████ BR do you even love Nina are you just married because [Laughter] good questions by the way what's article about there's no article it's just wondering what gate question though what game do you like on there on the Oculus they all actually aren't that good but the most fun one that you end up having with is it the music yeah beat saber yeah yeah yeah is that like a band no it's like a DDR but like with ████ you're looking at like you have like lightsabers and then you're just like hitting the directional colored boxes that are flying towards you yeah and
1:45 then you sometimes have to like Dodge like these giant like orange walls and stuff like that while like slicing ████ so it's really fun to do but if you're by yourself it's not like I want to play Beat saver by myself it's more of like a party trick when it's like hooked up to the TV you know what I mean stuff like that because if you put on by yourself do you guys feel like a loser like what the ████ I used to play Guitar Hero by myself all the time I love guitar Heroes too that's different like that actually you're not also like giving yourself this giant headache and then like all the music and everything's on the TV whereas this thing it's like it's just right here okay if you ever play Guitar Hero after play playing Guitar Hero look up at the ceiling it moves yeah and you can play it you're like you're on mushrooms well sleep playing Guitar Hero why it reminds me so bad in it well yeah I love it I'd always hear those sucks
2:35 whenever you hit the wrong note and then like you hear the like okay and I'm like oh ████ it's the worst but just like the the stream of the lines it's hypnotizing hypnotizing I'm just like you and to sleep yeah I'll fall asleep dude also you wake up to the crowd booing you Van Halen dude I like that that the VR thing makes you feel like a loser that's a tagline becomes a loser well some things people are playing VR they look like pretty losers yeah some things it's almost yeah because some things you put on it's like putting on the uniform of like I have no friends whoa that's ████ up I played the VR dude or maybe like you're you're maybe like you're like you're like Mike song and you see Anthony doing this you're like I don't want to be this friend anymore honestly the more you guys talk about Anthony the less I want to be his friend I'm
3:25 telling you sick she's bulldozed hey I want to be your friend Aunt so oh ████ man I'm gonna put on my yard we can play together I know that Anthony was pro-cancer too and I was like he's a big cancer football bro what's up ████ ain't no amateur ████ hair dude can I borrow your Oculus you're not gonna use it you want to be not for porn damn it is the best part about it we've talked about it here before you've actually watched it you can watch porn oh yeah yeah you don't watch it you experience it oh ████ floors let's say you were 10 years old do you think you would love the Oculus more yeah yeah for sure yeah oh ████ I don't
4:15 think it's crazy because you're transporting into another world so there's um kid in Milwaukee 10 years old oh ████ oh there's an article yeah his um his mom because I supported murder or some ████ watch his mom refused to buy her 10 year old the Oculus oh I know this story oh no oh you do so what did he do that's an Oculus Community we're really familiar about this do you guys want to guess you go ahead he killed her mom oh that's the one took a credit card another one would be like he just made a cardboard Oculus and pretended oh that's good he made his own that's what a Japanese kid would know it's all about that joke that's breaking news he had an imagination washer box and he made a spaceship this
5:05 just in a kid did some kid ████ but down that Ukraine news hang on so this um kid he took his mom's gun from a room and killed her Jesus Christ but the crazy thing the crazy thing is that it's not it's not just that he wanted isolation shot and I only said that because I remember when I was 10. I had I was so pissed that I had the feeling and I would I would never kill my mom I haven't she's been alive you haven't I wouldn't for the record track record is allegedly allegedly good at not killing my mom so far I thought it was normal to have those feelings but I had those feelings like I had those feelings of like man it would be pretty sick if like Mom came home one day and parked in the garage and the garage door wouldn't help open and the car exhaust just flooded and she just peacefully wet you're smart
5:55 you're ████ sick and I remember having those kind of thoughts at 10. from her not wanting to buy you something no no just like I didn't like the way I was being raped so I was the opposite I was like what if my dad came home he just saw me dead on the floor like it's because my dad didn't love me I should have got the Oculus oh you'd be so mad if I was just dead on the floor it's like the Christmas story bit where the parents like oh he's like I'm so sick because you made me eat soap yeah yeah that's exactly I'm an idiot parent I wrote full like full on chapters in my diary about like how I'll be like yeah and then he and then he then he'd love me you know it's a really sad a really sad sight thing uh I accidentally did that um totally unintentionally yeah but I
6:46 lived that exact thing because my mom me and my mom got into like a fight I was like a teenager and then um I decided to like wash my hair out so I like put the um the tub like I turned the the tub faucet on and I was just like kneeling next to it with my head under the thing and I was just waiting for it to wash out and then my mom came home later and she walked in and she thought that I drowned myself oh my God and all I didn't even know she was there and all I heard was she was standing above because I was just like waiting like this oh ████ and then my mom I just heard her go all right and I felt a heartbreaking though yes dude dude that made my heart sink right why was the saddest good thing and I looked up and went what and then she was like she had like tears in her eyes and I was like holy ████ dude oh my God I
7:37 really killed myself I was like that's ████ funny so dark that's so dark yeah and then does she have a Filipino accent yeah of course a great one one of the best taika's a ████ right this ████ gets seizures and ████ and he knows it he knows it he ████ knows it and he knows he gets so worried about it so sometimes he will like trip and fall when you get seizures like sometimes it's you lock out right away yeah sometimes it's like like this and you kind of have like this cerebral palsy moment like half your face shuts down and you just see this helplessness in their eye and they come and then they start foaming after nothing oh my God so there's there's times he goes like this he trips and falls like this and I'm like taika oh ████ I'm like are you okay I turn around he goes I'm like you mother
8:42 no we're done okay so does this kid like this is ████ this kid executes his mother right yeah when the cops show up is this kid ████ sitting there with a gun and he's sitting in a chair and he's got a little thing of scotch and he's like which one of you he's taking me get a ████ Oculus [Laughter] the sad thing is it's even it's even weirder uh he's the kid is such a clear ████ sociopath this is what actually happens so see that's what I yeah so here's how he does it he asked his mom for Oculus he said no right um so yeah he shoots or whatever but um the way they found out is that um the next day
9:33 the ant was like uh what happened and he was like oh it was an accident I found her gun I started playing with it this 10 year old kid he said he was controlling it around and it shot and it and it hit her and it was an accident so that's why they told the cops it was an accident whatever but then the aunt noticed on the mom's phone that he had ordered an Oculus on Amazon after he killed it the day after oh yeah so she was like why did you do that and and then he goes oh it was because she wouldn't buy it for me and then and then he confesses it and goes actually here's here's what I really did I pointed it at her she said stop and then I just shot her and then she noticed that he wasn't crying had no remorse whatsoever he's just not ████ up it's so scary do they always know that he was kind of off I'm sure they did yeah a kid like that's got to have some kind of like signals right where they're just like breaking
10:23 heads off canaries and ████ there's nothing wrong with this why the ████ he got canaries first yeah that's how they start but does he know there's no works yeah he's like I don't play ████ beat saber well they did put this child to work in a coal mine that's kind of against the law pray to God there's good games for this thing he will do it again no but that that's the craziest ████ is that he really just yeah they know no sense of like oh I feel bad for what I did did he get to play the Oculus though how did he said it's not that great yeah he's actually not that good it was gonna be worth my mom
11:13 he's like the reason I want one is because I'm finished with this reality [Music] thank you
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