0:00 [Music] this is a bad thing that happened a pregnant woman was killed at a factory during a job interview what yeah oh damn so they're giving uh they're giving this woman a tour of this factory in belarus she wants to work at and then they're walking her through the factory her hair is really long oh my god you know where it's going right no way yeah oh i hate this stuff i hate the hair stuff her uh hair gets caught in this machine and it just it yeah rips her scalp off aren't they supposed to be wearing hair nets that's the whole issue right there it's like you're supposed to kind of test our hats or have emergency scissors so if it pulls on you could just go like once you see scissors they don't have osha there the crazy thing is that it
0:52 i guess when it when it took her hair in it wrapped around her neck and it was strangling oh my god so she got scalped and choked well the fact that she got scared actually saved her a little bit i mean she died from her injuries like days later oh she died from right now what about the dude giving the tour he was a ████ cpr certified or some ████ he would i guess not they didn't do there's no reporter i don't know if cpr is going to help it dude i think if they did cpr there's a scalp woman it would probably help her a lot yeah they have other skills sometimes maneuver oh yeah i thought it was like a willy wonka situation where like they they were touring the place and they're like i told you not to do that and then she wanted to eat the bubble gum she turned into a blueberry and then she floated yeah that's what i thought how it works in belarus but i know out here when that ████ happens it's like it's the fault no matter what like if hair gets caught in any kind of mechanism it's the fault of the place
1:42 because it happened at the uh cause they let you in that way because there's a protocol like that happened at the uh the go-kart place when um that girl was in a go-kart her hair wasn't tied back and she didn't have a helmet so then it got caught in the rotator i don't know if they follow protocol in belarus if you if you've seen belarus yeah they don't um it's um so one of these youtubers that i like watching he's kind of like um ████ i forgot his name his channel but he goes to former soviet union countries so he travels to all these like um industrial like countries yeah like these up and coming countries that are like you just like whoa you went there and then he just travels and it's like a travel vlogger but he's going to like crazy ass places and belarus is one of them and it's pretty but then you can really see the the former communism in there if you know what i mean you know it's like if north korea just came to
2:32 like live and then you went to visit there like things aren't updated right a lot of alcoholism a lot of sadness you know even the rules are crazy so like in powerlifting um you know they they'll they have their own olympics and they'll like switch every single year to a different country to compete and that's like their olympics uh one year when it was in minx belarus a lot of the top champions actually um didn't go that's how crazy it was like to instead of it's worth not going because of it's possible you might get detained or you're not gonna like you might get robbed or a flight back or whatever where's belarus dude in europe yeah a lot of people would be like nah i'm good and they didn't but it's a former it's a former eastern bloc like it's former soviet union that's how crazy it was so they just opened up like in the 80s or something or maybe a little bit belarus is one of
3:22 the countries that russia could technically invade through right all right thinking that's a different place poland that's just europe i don't know you could go through europe it's not andre arlovski's from that's so that's all the things dang the the kicker is adding that this woman was pregnant dude that just makes all the more i know so sad man so what kind of injuries did she she got strangled that's how yeah so she was what happened it's like a i'll show you a picture of the machine oh yeah and this is her she's beautiful too look at that and then uh louise is sad when they're they're hot and i hate that that's sad but like she looks like a model yeah she looks like a model she's gonna i thought everyone in belarus looked like a model is that is that the machine this is the machine yeah so it has this like spinning thing down there and i'm guessing how come she was so close to the machine that scares the ████ out of me models
4:13 akka dude have you seen eastern europe you see like the hottest models working like at a ████ like duck stand or something yeah so she's a 21 year old mom to be and she wants to work in a factory like this because there ain't no ████ jobs and ████ i'm telling you dude yeah why should i find though that's like that that's that's that's normal i mean i mean attracting one if she was here like then people would like worship her and be like no you're not working old factory yeah yeah yeah yeah it's not ken doesn't become the only ass dudes and wives did you just have a factory do you guys have a factory for your noodles no they closed down no just kidding these are killing the dog gingerbread news.com shameless plug and have you toured the factory no it's in
5:04 uh overseas were you saying your mom out of what my mom had a funny injury when i was four funny injuries man yeah she was trying to like make speaking of funny injuries huh this reminded me no she's really funny about moms you know mom's getting hurt and stuff and then my mom she was trying to make pork chops and then uh i think she messed up where like the pork chops were still wet or whatever she was frying them so she threw it on the pan and then the hot oil came up and splattered her on the face and that's when she became vegetarian and then she came crying to me for help but i got scared and so i was like three or four or something and why the ████ did she go to a four-year-old friend i was the only one at home i was like oh monster and then i ran away what would
5:54 you have done oh i don't know cpr or something i don't like that you're gonna put ████ band-aids on it's always cpr he's like cpr i guess throw ████ baby lotion on her face i don't know dude that's awful he's like that person is about to burn to death and breath like give him cpr right now or aloe vera i remember i remember uh waking up hearing my dumb ass grandma fall from the kitchen because she yeah dude because dude man she was too adventure for her ████ size like she she couldn't reach the dish at the top so she climbed up on the counter ████ slipped and fell i heard crash and she and then it was like just me and her at home or something my parents were there that day i got up and i went went up to her and she's on the floor she's like ow ow like i'm like oh no i'm like
6:45 that's why you're not supposed to go up on the counter grandma that's what happens you start to get hurt and that's bad and i was just scolding her the whole time her and then bart would give her cpr i would scold her and bart would come in and cpr my grandma that's the compressions right there i scolded the ████ out of her she learned her lesson this isn't my story but this is a really good story that my buddy did shout out to my boy heinrich he uh heinrich so this dude when he was a kid he liked to play pranks on his grandmother all the time so he had a wolf mask that he had and it looked really scary really real he put a volleyball all the way inside of it so the eyes looked white oh ████ and then he put it and she i guess his grandmother was like really superstitious about like you know demons yeah demons and all that ████ right so he
7:35 put the mask over a pillow in the bed and then you could see the head ████ in the bed just like this right he turns off the light and he's like grandma grandma and she runs all the way up the stairs and they're hiding in another room oh my god and all she hears like all day here is like a scream and then like and oh my god and they were like oh my god but she was luckily okay but like when he told that story i was like dude you're a piece of ████ that's a ████ up prank that you do to your grandma she didn't get she was okay thankfully did you tell us a prank bro yeah they did and then she was like oh dude's sick sick she's like a stretcher she's like oh you guys you got me bro she looks at the camera subscribe like yo you have to go to the
8:25 hospital already i think she was fine but she was like really shook enough my grandpa did some ████ like that to me where i was like going up and down the sidewalk full sprint on a bike like this and then we had like these tall bushes that separated the house yeah my uh my grandpa was hiding behind the bush and as i was coming out he just jumps out ah and it scared the ████ out of me so i turned off to the side and i flew over the handlebars i landed my face on the concrete and i lost like two of my teeth oh my god i think he felt pretty bad did he tell you it was a prank you have no teeth and you're like you're like oh ████ you ████ got me bro give your cpr like subscribe yeah yeah yeah follow for more pranks hit that notification bell how many times have you lost teeth like that in your life or just once i think oh that was the only time yeah how did
9:16 what happens when you lose teeth as a kid what do they do you just nothing you just leave it you have no teeth you just have no teeth until that part of it grows until the big daddy teeth come out yeah big daddy teeth yeah is that what we call it i was curious what happened because i never lost a tooth as a kid that way oh but did you did you have ████ up teeth after that like did you have to get braces i had braids i think i was gonna get a bracelet your destiny is there some ████ up weird statistic about like death by hair accidents on google or something you want to cut your hair now yeah a little bit yeah by hair i think it's time statistics we should make it more specific like death by hair for fine babes fine babes yeah i think we're safe then having yeah hair related hair related injuries should be interesting related hot babe injuries yeah like remember that one chick who was doing the ████ uh corn thing oh my god oh and her haircut put the corn on a
10:07 ████ like a drill a power drill and eat it trying to do the thing and then her hair got cut and literally just ripped off like a whole oh my god you see that ████ she was so was she fine though yeah how many hot people died a day can you look up that how many hot people died there's a whole website dedicated to that unnecessary hot babe deaths that could have been saved by jk we could have saved those girls gotta save them dude we shouldn't have shot at the trump tower shot at belarus is that the next trip i'll open up a factory so models can work it says here uh approximately 700 people die on average every year in the us due to extreme hotness ████ no he's right so they're radiating so much hotness after they ████ die jesus christ their body can't sustain it from from heat exhaustion huh that's ████ up it's from extreme huge but i
10:58 just assume that's where is it mostly extremely ugly [Laughter] when do you have to register is where your looks lie in the spectrum of uh do you think a chick so ugly the bar walks up and tries to give her cpr [Laughter] oh we didn't know how to give her cpr on the shoulder they got shot bro you know what there's no uh stats on the i couldn't find anything in the hair thing but i do know that there's 231 go-kart related debts what the ████ yeah you can die at go-karting don't know during the in in a in a 10-year span you're talking about like k-1 formula racing type stuff where you're like they're pretty fast yeah those are pretty crazy i'm sure a percentage of those are from hair getting caught in the ████ thing behind you and a percentage there's probably a hot ████ crazy you know back at a speed zone you know
11:49 off to 60 like back in the day we used to go there and they didn't give you nothing for her there are tons of girls along here what they don't they give you the whole ████ mesh sock thing that they put and then the helmet they do that now yeah i think they give them the hotties but not nonnies because when they're too hot they're like just let your hair flow out can you just imagine them doing as you walk in hotty or naughty actually here oh that's a naughty we got a naughty over here we got a real ugly like you're on this side you're on no no you're on this side i'm a hottie no no you trust me or not [Laughter] get all the guys from pizza to come look at this chick [Music]
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