0:00 my mom can't date crumpers and break dances why why not too aggressive what kind of mom is and there's no future in their career there's no future there's no future if you're going to take care of my mom you can't pay the bills [Music] crumping okay imagine that uh doesn't matter the reason but in the future your mom is single and she starts dating a guy that's younger than you no how do you feel about it horrible good job horrible what you what you can do about it though I'm beat that food really just what if he loves your mom what if he's good to her uppercut and then a left hook what if he but it's his loss though you got to think about it that way that's his loss it's her win his loss you would just not allow it n just no I'm just
0:51 kidding he do whatever she want she can do whatever she want she's already dating someone right now oh really yeah it's weird but yeah and he's and and he's younger than you no no he's not younger than me I mean but he's just you know she found another man has it been at all weird for you just threw me off guard you know what I'm saying cuz she has a boyfriend yeah she has a boyfriend now and she got needs too bro she be like and I'm just like what the uhhuh and I'm just like huh that's good what kind of guy is it it was just a he looked like he a blue colored Korean he's a younger fellow old dude old dude is he a construction worker I don't no I didn't I don't ask questions I just have you met him I saw him one time you give him a firm handshake I did but he looked at us like damn want to your kids oh because you guys look all
1:42 like Hood I don't know if we look Hood but you know like with tattoos and everything so of course the the another way to say Hood yeah the boyfriend was just like oh oh is your mom happy yeah my mom's happy well you have siblings my little brother you know we're both you know tatted up and just the rapper right my little brother he's in the Army oh who's one of your brothers is a rapper the older brother oh yeah yeah but we're all we're all tatted up you know what I'm saying so out all have you met his brothers out of out of you and your brothers who looks the most edgy nobody knows you guys just who looks the most like they could be a problem just look in the mirror oh yeah probably I think if you look at his content then he's the guy
2:33 that's even crazier just shooting guns all the time that's even crazier I think that's good then because then that dude sees you guys and knows that he can't really mess up you know to be honest I I don't I don't want to parte in any of what they're doing oh you just want to stay out your mom's business out my oh W okay how often do you see your mom uh like you used to be every week but we've been seeing each other almost every two weeks and then he's there no no the problem is I'm going in I'm by her house and like Mom I got to take a ████ can I can I come over he's like no I have my boyfriend over and I was like what does it have to do with anything I'm just trying to take a ████ no we're drinking we're having fun I was like okay that's fine you know exactly what it means I that's what I want to D I was just like you know what it's okay it's do you have notoriously smelly s████
3:23 maybe that could also be a thing depends what I eat but that's like all Koreans do yeah cuz we have kimchi garlic yeah do you think your mom likes consider I'm not I just don't want to assume that she's just ████ ████ in the house trying to have fun do you think your mom likes to do it in the bathroom yeah she's just having sex in every yo chill man come on dude that's what I'm saying that's why I'm like do is it you maybe it's you do you have smelly s████ you don't want me talking about how she's getting banged in the back you know what in the bathroom yeah oh damn in the bathroom for wait so there's no there's no amount reverse cowgirl in the bathroom on the toilet seat wow grabs her boyfriend by the back of the hair and then he goes like he's going to I'm so uncomfortable right now I don't even know where to go from this oh
4:16 ningu yeah wait so there's nothing that could give me you ████ fish nothing would make you get into their business like you would never what if you found out there doing it in your bed at your your old even want don't even have a bed there damn you what did you have a favorite room in your house did you have a favorite stool stool yeah how's the couch oh yeah you know they do what if they like look like to role play CS robber oh no what if the sandal she used to beat you with is now slapping her butt oh dude he's going to barf dude this is disgusting crazy cut it out what's going on with y' we're just talking about scenarios yeah my mom I'm just I'm trying to find the line of like what like there's no type of guy your mom could date that you would step in and be like come on Mom you can't date this guy yeah like a Korean
5:07 biker nah you know what I let my mom have fun just have fun she deserves it man all the hardship we went through these past as long as she's happy yeah past couple years I was like yo you know what do whatever you want like it's your time blow your back out what if it's somebody you know Jesus Steve huh what if it's somebody that you know like AIS not that close come on this is disgusting but like sick yeah sick just someone you kind of mildly Aris or Steve Tado which one not somewh that close no I don't know man I don't know what to think I'm so I'm my my mind is so numb right now because you guys are like disgusting he's trying to protect his sity no it's just going the game today cringe make make make him cringe yeah you guys making me cringe today know dude it's not like we're saying what if your mom's dating your son do you have clothes still at that house what if she like lets them we no I don't
5:58 have oh yeah that'd be crazy let them wear be crazy and he's wearing your outfit this fo looks like subin oh man subin how can you think of this stuff what if he looks just like you yeah and his name is boin boobin and heares the ████ going on he wear your clothes I want you to meet boob and he meet a lot he means a lot yeah but then you meet him in the restroom you're like oh nice to meet you he's like I like your hat takes your hat puts it off reuben reuben what if he want what if he wanted you to be his best man no that's actually kind of likely that that stuff happens that does happen that's cool that's cool that's cool that's cool that's chill that's chill I see you like a brother like that okay what if this what if he wants he wants you to be his best man and then he at the after the wedding he's like hey you got any condoms after the wedding yeah it's supp
6:51 to be wedding night I picture subin's mom to be like young and best best man ████ yeah I I feel like subin's Mom would be like young and she still has a lot of life no his mom actually your mom seems younger so she's like a l of energy dude she's looks good he's going to throw up I'm going to puke I'm so nauseous a few months from now they're going to be like you're going to have a baby brother I'm nauseous I don't know how this became all centered on your yeah can we not like I was just trying to meant to be all mom I know like all right so ask a question question then spread it around go ahead yeah so uh do you think his clothes fit you and vice versa you can wear his clothes too can switch oh that's cool can you guys switch he doesn't need he's not going to
7:41 be needing his for a little bit clo we probably can that's cool but if uh how would you feel if your mom was dating in thenare kind of like how your mom would feel happy happy yeah satisfied really super satisfied relieved exhausted exhausted is she is she she going out and stuff no she's too exhausted from all the ████ she's having yeah hell yeah is she is she like I'm tired of ████ boys I'm ready to settle down she's like I'm done settling down I just want to ████ to get Raad what if what if your mom was dating somebody younger than you me no Joe my mom's back on the market my stepdad just died oh ████ yeah like a week ago what yeah pretty pretty you knew that already uh no I did not know that I was Steve just backs me up no matter what so
8:32 he just he doesn't even know the dude that was the fishing guy pitching stuff yeah he's dead he passed away yeah but we've been knowing that he was going to die that should have died like 5 years ago that that got cancer diabetes ████ merrow cancer ████ he walked around with a colonos bag and he was still pitching business deals and like walking bag dude that one was like he was he had 10 diseases or some ████ I don't know how he was still walking traveling acting normal maybe they're canceling each other out yeah but he deteriorated like it went like that oh she's sad but she's dating already no I told her I was like she's back on the market though yeah he say she yeah so if she want that dick then I think she should enjoy God J she's 80 that's a mature thing she's 80 dude mature why okay it's like this the way I
9:22 see it is like why should she prevent herself from living so so I don't cringe I it's disgusting you never want to see your mother as a sexual being it's ████ disgusting but she's a human being too Su would have his mom's clitoris removed I know right yeah what yeah you would if he had the choice he would ████ decapitate her from the waist down bet he would would you st or would you be down for I would not do any of that just so she doesn't feel pleasure right suin so you don't have to cringe about I don't even hear you Steve unbelievable he wants her to be lonely for the rest of her life you'd rather have no clitoris or it just gets tickled every day which one would you rather have your mom how do you feel about the won I'd be fine with it yeah I'd be hooking my mom up yeah I'd be sending her ████ pictures you want spider webs in your mom's ████ all that ████ dude what I want my she want he wants Cobbs on her ████ mom's ████ you
10:13 wouldn't be grossed out if your mom was dating someone younger she was dating somebody younger yeah I would pull him aside and I'd be like she likes it doggy she likes it American cuz I talked to my dad we we have an open relationship Americans I would just tell him all the all all the ████ you know I said American a some Hill B what if she was dating somebody that that you knew in the old comedy circuit or something oh that would be a no that's a no what if you dating my Cal I would have his head examined I would personally pay for it I'd pay for a cat SK for him I'd be like way to go mom if they're younger than me but I'll look at him and go you just want a cream pie with don't you that's why you ████ dir animal what the hell
11:03 dude all right what if she started dating uh one of the fun Brothers great she'll learn 50 different ways how Asians are different from the east coast and the West Coast I would tell my mom just just whatever she wants to do have fun but but but she can't date any Wong Fu guys no W Fu guys no W Fu guys oh okay absolutely not what about one of the new genen Wang Fu guys I like the New Gen guys that's okay if your mom dates them really sweet just catching Strays out here I'm down just kidding I think she deserves a nice guy like they're going to be upset never know Steve said we can't date his mom like what the ████ man I have my eyes on your mom and now I can never have her we could do doggy style what if uhing what if your mom started dating someone in the dance world is that me yeah like like she's
11:54 single in the future how old is she oh how how how old are they red food younger than you like lij she started dating lij lij how old is lij like 40 yeah he's in his 40 I'd be like bro I would look at lij I be like you sure what but what if he goes damn sure like I'm like that's my mom but like bro you're my brother Dam like I I think you're at a loss he's like nah dude I'm just here to hit and run brother as long as she's happy I'm only here just for f I'm going level with you yeah I'm level with you I'm just here to hit and then he's like by the way he's like goes around comes around it's so sick my mom can't date crumpers and break dancers why why not too aggressive what kind of momm and there's no future in their career there's no future there's no future you're going to take
12:44 care of my mom you can't ████ pay the bills crumping are they concerned about a future at dating at 80 yeah they got like three more years at least so so crumpers don't even have three years dude she can't know the thing is if you do make it as a crumper it takes so long she's not going to be alive for it it takes so long it takes so long to actually get a chance you know man I'm not even I'm not even going to lie Joe Joe is right man I ain't no future in dancing man yeah H don't know and break dancers come on bro take care of your mama yeah only way they they have a future is they they're bald dude are you really trying to analyze what it would be like if your mom started dating no he is I just agreeing with Joel what he said and in break dancers it's like sometimes you can't go you know you
13:35 can't go through life just thinking about sex all the time right like break dancers will break your back but at the end of the day they can't do anything else you need your back you need your back yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's like they might be kind of like ooh Save the Last Dance romance but then you're like what happens after the sex I want her to think smart and not with her ████ love that at 80 at 80 yeah I want her to be smart about who she gets in relationships she's at 80 think with your ████ dude like if it still works and it's still good down there dude retirement homes they ████ they ████ in there do you think it's like harder to look out for uh let's say when it comes to both parents right your mom being single and dating or your dad being single and dating which one would you be
14:25 more critical I heard that it's harder for women at that age yeah yeah I think what is it um there's more single women over the age of like 50 or something and then cuz dudes have a ████ you know midlife crisis and they decide they need to get with some you know some young chick some young chick by a Thunderbird yeah or like I think maybe that's when a lot of people get divorced and then and then guys would marry younger yep and then so there's so guys that are 60 have an abundance of girls to choose from yeah cuz it just pull up with the money and the girls going to be like you know what whatever I'm down I wonder what shortcut at that age like what it is what it's probably different like it probably is they're like retired
15:15 it's like they don't need a guy or anything or they don't need you know what do the guys do though like what do you uh you like you want like want me to get you a backpack or something that's it like what kind of a backpack or a bag what do you like what about like you know like uh I was thinking about like let's say your dad starts dating again and he's like mad old um is that do you think guys at that age are even concerned that people are going to be gold digging them no I think they don't care I think you would only be concerned if you're actually you actually have gold you know what I'm saying but even if you do like life is kind of done in a way right like you're not it's not like you you're going to need that gold like you care more about the experience you stop making the prompt more fun let's get back into sub's
16:05 mom no but particular like remember the cat um I was showing you guys that Tik Tok like last time we were here and that old dude is with like that young Filipina chick I think and then he's basically like I can't believe she doesn't ████ love me what the ████ is this I think those guys still have the hope of like I think she actually really does like me you know like that ████ oh okay and I think guys will always do that by the way ████ weird in our brains cuz we're the type of guy yeah we're the type of guys who think that like the 30 chick who's 30 years younger than us actually really like us and don't just care about our money you know what I mean that's only true if you're like George Clooney could you see yourself actually being in love with a guy that's like 80 years old trying to think of that um probably not could anything about him be but what if it was like Leonard DiCaprio and new's 80 now H know that ████ broken I'm over 25 so I don't think that would work oh yeah
16:57 probably not also though I feel like when you're just to answer your earlier question before we started getting boring again with the sub thing um if I'm like 80 then yeah I don't really give a ████ if you're gold digging but like my kid might and then that's when we've we've had like articles where that's like an issue right where the person's like like Dad stop sending all your money and you know what I mean but like you're like ████ it I'm going to get ████ maybe I'm getting a photo at a time I don't know if it's her do you think there's anything legit about if you when you see those relationships of like a 20year old girl and like a I don't know I don't know it would be hard for me to put myself in the position of a woman who find what if it's Pete Davidson and he's 80 though ████ off cuz that's kind always making but Define legit right because like that's so let's say uh let's say it's like that girl really
17:48 does want his money all she's got to do is stay with him until he's dead yeah and stay with him includes like treating him like he's the king and then also like yeah wait who was it that and Nicole Smith you know what I'm saying though like it's it's like who cares if it's love if you're doing the thing that like she didn't get it's an even trade I know that's the funniest part CL it all back she didn't get ████ so I have a friend who married a pretty like in her in her 20s she married like a really wealthy guy and then he met her parents everything he's like the same age as her parents all that right and um he's not like handsome he just looks like an Asian Dad yeah and um the funny thing to me was like I was just fascinated with the relationship and she would literally just talk about him as if they're just boyfriend girlfriend and talk about all
18:38 of their issues they went through and she goes yeah he was like so controlling he was like a dad and I'm like yeah cuz his age is like a dad and the ████ that he likes is like a dad so like what are you talking about but it I think a lot of these situations where they're not like hooker type of girls but they're just regular girls right that get into these relationships I think subconsciously they have to believe that they're in love with them because they can't allow themselves to be like no I'm I'm in love with the money and the lifestyle they can't think they're that bad of a person cuz they don't see themselves as those people so I think like every time I talk to them I'm like oh how's it's going whatever it's they talk about it as if it's a normal ████ relationship all this stuff they don't call out the awkwardness of it n it's like they're like yeah we're in love and whatever and then they I think it's like the weirdest thing and she was telling me when they
19:28 broke up up and she goes yeah I just couldn't take it anymore he was so controlling and like he had all these rules like a dad how many years is too many years for the age Gap I think five brother but some people yeah only well I'm talking about a real connection cuz you have to like you have to kind of know the same era a little bit to like or have like a shared experience of a timeline I think so you think 30 and 36 is I don't think it's it's got to be that I got to be that anal about it but I think that in general I think 5 years is pretty distant I feel like 10 like after 30 I think 10's a good grade but then it's also going to be based on what you're in like you're just going to pick yours plus some yeah it's all relative cuz like 40 to 30 is different from 20 to 10 EXA exactly so I think after 30 you can maybe do 10 imagine a guy in high school
20:19 going I think 10 is a good number no yeah that that's more of a five there was a I think I told you guys this before there was a girl in high school who was uh and she was like a junior and her she got she brought a guy to prom who was her boyfriend and he was 30 and she was a junior in high school and we all were like talking ████ we're like that's so ████ disgusting come to find out years later she had actually like came from the Philippines so you get held back when you're and then she failed a class at some point so she got held back a second year she was actually 18 at the time oh oh ████ but still how could he get into prom that's crazy I think my friend's difference was 25 years holy ████ 25 yeah it was it was pretty big at a later age or at a not like a younger age no no what at the time I think she was in her mid 20s oh wow that's that's challenge mode yeah I
21:09 think he was in his late 40s or early 50s huh yeah but I know a lot of those stories where uh in Wood Creek High School in Sacramento uh there's a bunch of 14 15 year olds saying yeah my boyfriend's 23 yeah I heard that all the time back in the day it was very common I wonder if that still happens I think it does you think so there just very quiet cuz they're super they're super quiet yeah hell normal it would get put on blast now I feel like I think now it get now it can yeah but it was just like gross back then but it never went further than that like but I always thought it was weird yeah what the hell cuz it always felt like the guy that was like not that cool but then he's cool in high school cuz he's got a car but everyone's like looking at him like yeah but he's 20 what is he doing here exactly you know yeah yeah he's like a loser for coming hanging out yeah but then he's so cool
22:00 compared to a high school kid cuz he's got a job in a car yeah but the high school people wouldn't think it's weird they'd be like damn he's old he has a car he's sick maybe the girl she that he's dating but everybody else thinks it's weird as ████ anything everyone older in the same age probably like yo what the ████ are you doing man true that's like a young ass kid yeah but yeah I just remember it's so normal no everyone just said I think that's pretty common though every person I know has a story about dating older like every girl a lot of girls are like yeah I used to date this guy I thought it was so cool cuz he had a job and then they look back and they're like he was a ████ loser yeah but they were like 15 and the guy was like 19 and he worked at the movie theater so it's like when I was like 26 I did it a chick who's 33 and what a pimp at 26 that's pretty yeah that's pretty ballsy she was hot
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