0:00 [Music] all right who here is familiar with uh what's been going on with donald trump bart talk about it go ahead bart talk about the prison bart's had the latest bart's been to mar-a-lago i have yeah yeah where's mar-a-lago it's next to hawaiian gardens [Laughter] whenever i heard mar-a-lago i thought it was like in spain or some ████ now it's in florida keys right over there uh is everybody kind of familiar with what happened i just know like they raided his house to find like sensitive dogs dude he stole the bill of rights man donald trump stole the declaration of independence so the national church people were looking for it at his house he's at the white house he goes i like this this is very
0:52 american can we bring this here he's showing all his buddies at mar-a-lago like you guys wanna see some cool ████ that's worse of independence it's in his bathroom check it out he's gonna smoke it yeah what was the whole thing about was it like did it have anything to do with the the january 6 insurrection thing yeah it hasn't specifically said anything about that plus at the end of the day these are classified documents so i don't think any of us will ever be privy to truly know what they are however it's been said that um basically when he was switching over from you know uh not being president not being president yeah they just ████ took a bunch of classified documents and stuff and moved it over to his estate in mar-a-lago and that's just like no you're not supposed to do that there's up to apparently anywhere from 300 to 700 different pages
1:42 or files of classified information so when you take a document that's like sensitive like that are you taking the actual one-of-one paper or are you just like copying the file now are they still using paper i don't i don't know if it's so much again this is an assumption i doubt it's like a one-of-one element but i think the idea that there's even classified and or sensitive information no longer with the commander-in-chief even if they were a former you know what i mean uh it's more like probably a due process and rights thing to be like this this needs to be kept in this facility for the like you know person who's supposed to be working but now we have to ask what kind of documents did he take what would he take to me it's like i have a hard time understanding like i don't okay so i don't imagine trump holding a file cabinet
2:32 to his house bringing it there right like i'm use i'm gonna ████ look at these files later like it's one it's probably one of his staff members bringing it there for whatever reason does he even have knowledge of it did he call the shots on it because then he used to go huh or is it dirt oh i heard that it's like a bind smear it could be a bind smear campaign like get out of jail free cards like hey i'm going to use this to be president again leverage um no what i what one of the things i also read was uh biden is just trying to destroy his name as much as possible before 2024 comes around um it's a it's a future play yeah you thought it was going to make it to 2024 though no but seriously like that's a real question election-wise no like life-wise you're talking about our president bro but it's like he's unwell you don't think he's unwell i have the beholder geez on top of him
3:22 having one of the most stressful jobs in the world like remember the pictures of obama before he went off yeah afterwards i mean he looked pretty good now yeah but now he's paddle boarding though and ████ oh yeah like he's he's living my age that's what i mean yeah think about joe biden his state like he's a he's a he's a very old old man and i get worried about him like as like but obama worked so hard capturing bin laden you know [Laughter] there's no bear here using drones and drone strikes dude so uh basically the uh the august 8th search was undertaken to look for official records and material from trump's presidency that the national archives and department of justice believe was improperly taken from the white house when the former president left office now fbi has raided mar-a-lago and all that stuff and pulled about a bunch of stuff however today
4:12 trump is now suing the u.s government over the fbi search for mar-a-lago as the ex-president seeks to prevent the bureau from reading the seized documents until court officials weigh in so people are conspiring or believing that the suit is more so a procedural thing to delay the actual ability for uh you know fbi exactly [Music] um so he's followed the suit against the us government sources are pretty much saying that the suit argues that the court should appoint a special master usually a retired lawyer or judge because the fbi potentially sees the privileged materials in its search and the department of justice should not itself decide what it can use in its investigation the suit filed in florida district court also requires the government to provide
5:02 a more detailed receipt for property and requires the government to return any item seized that was not within the scope of the search warrant that's reasonable because it's like what if they took the classified thing that trump had maybe epstein's list or whatever just saying you know and then they're like well we could forget about epstein's list but the other ████ don't you mean so the the suit isn't working in the fbi's favor yeah um a judge gives trump until friday to better explain why he wants a special master for the mar-a-lago documents so basically i think now it's just kind of like a diplomatic uh and judicial kind of dick measuring speed game right now and who's going to be able to be in a position of power before something is given up some sort of information is revealed either in a public court or
5:52 whatever there's like something so uh boring about hearing ████ like this go down and then you just don't get to know any of the real meat yeah i don't know what i hate that ████ yeah i wish i knew it's just like the epstein it's like hey all this stuff happened but you can't know any of the details just it happened and we don't know who was on the flight list we don't know any of that ████ you're just like this guy is the worst guy right i know what i mean what did he do i can't tell you that's all you man you can't talk about it you're like what the ████ dude i bet you it's not even a big deal like you know at work you have to like do things you have to like turn in your uniform and like give your book back he probably just forgot to turn in some paperwork it's like when you steal the stapler yeah it's like oh yeah dumb ████ boom they're freaking right against house because like you didn't do this properly and then what is it it's like these are these are you know like day off request
6:42 forms right like the classified info is really cool yeah look at this really you know conveniently disappear or conveniently distracting us from something else but i really don't know like aliens like aliens break dancing aliens windmilling i didn't i can't believe i didn't notice that you didn't see that ████ alien yeah 52. yeah they're the real true rulers of america great just america don't break break dancing aliens just b-boy aliens come down they're like we only want to rule this country we will leave even canada and mexico alone by the way pay attention to the list that's it show us the less son of a ████ it'll never happen sure what's the classified files
7:32 uh we said the wrong words there was this xcia agent that was on lex friedman's podcast and he was talking about it and and lex friedman's like so what do you think about jeffrey epstein like why do you think they're not going to talk about the list things like that and he goes it's probably 100 that jeffrey epstein was like a plant by the cia or like the massage he's like without a doubt everything that he's been doing is like because apparently the fbi they kind of they kind of operate in the ████ gray the fbi and the cia they get to like do illegal ████ all the time and then be like what are you talking about they're created good yeah exactly so i think a lot of times they probably just covered up their ass and was like all right this guy was our guy let's ████ kill him and then that's that and we're not going to talk about it ever again so we're probably never ever going to hear about the list unless ████ jason bourne comes out of
8:22 hiding unless donald trump releases those files [Laughter] he's the savior dude that would be some weird ████ that would be so funny and he vlogged the whole thing we didn't even everyone's on here everyone's on the list i have a picture with them i said after that i found out i said he's a scumbag no way yeah the american people must know i can't tell you who's on the list but i could tell you in the cold outside i can run for two minutes straight stupid dude was he trying to like jab at biden's
9:12 like ████ like bike fall when he was saying or no i'm i'm literally just quoting jason from the board there's four exits in this building four exits in this building 47 steps to the door i know how to steal a car trump's accent's pretty easy dude i never thought it before the first time i tried it once i saw this hillbilly dude i was like he could do it yeah he's in overalls man fingers by the way with cheeto flavors spicy cheeto fingers okay okay you gotta do the okay sign this is always okay about the world okay and then you just say you just make a statement in two three words and they just yawn one you just repeat it a bunch yeah repeat like very great very very great very fine people fine fine people trump impersonation breakdown like how to
10:02 sound like trump i think we just did it right now dude we just got it [Music]
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