0:00 has the $20 fast food like employee thing really things up well the prices of everything went up too even though they say there's no inflation happening yeah they actually lowered inflation they said it got lowered a little bit I mean we had to do price changes at June I don't want to do it if your insurance goes up for me to do greedy though you did it cuz you're you're greedy and you guys know about this little this little McDonald's hack no what is it is it with the app so there's a cool McDonald's hack where if you're worth a billion dollars they give you a card and then you you can get free food a when you're worth a billion billion a billionaire you don't even need McDonald's register that Joe this is Bill Gates's McDonald's hack I didn't know they I didn't know about this is
0:50 this like the Warren Buffett special or some ████ so Warren Buffett has a card that's a gold card it giv in free McDonald's only in Omaha doesn't he go to like the same one every morning he does it's you know did you watch that documentary about his Pro of that I want proof of that though I feel like I'm like wondering well I mean first off it it's easy to know your rout so how many targets does he have on his back right like no everyone no like you think there all you think there's a lot of people after him in Omaha Nebraska he's a billionaire he is a billionaire yeah that's where he lives Omaha Nebraska at the same house that he had before it looks like just a little house no offense he does the same routine he goes to his little McDonald's does all this ████ right I'm all like I guarantee you this fool has security working at McDonald's following him security bought
1:40 like three other homes right around his house and every F day he has like a special ops teams following him I guarantee I love your criminal brain dude you watched a documentary about Warren Buffett just getting a cheeseburger and you're like this fool he better be I think it's high highly likely that none of that's even true I think that's more likely that he just doesn't go to McDonald's or he knows the people by by name there like yeah but then that's so easy to be I I don't think he travels by himself though yeah I don't think he does any I think he did that to seem more human I think he's like not like that at all what if that's Bill gate number two what does that even mean he has so much money he can make another with him clone Gates clone like Sadam it's like Sadam had a bunch of yeah impersonators Buffett is just Bill Gates number two no he's like if if is a clone of Warren
2:31 Buffett the Clone the clone of Warren Buffet is the one that likes McDonald's the real Warren Buffett is back out it's like Warren Buffet for the people look at at charts he puts it up on the internet on like uh what do you call it LA Casting looking for LA Casting looking for a Bill Gates double and they just choose and pick wait do you look for a Bill Gates double to make a Warren Buffet number two I don't know you look for a Bill Gates double you know yeah you got to cover your basic so so apparently Warren Buffett card only works in Omaha and he's jealous because Bill Gates has one that works anywhere in the world really dud well no he is jealous he says there's only a few of those and Bill Gates has one and his you know they um I think they meet up once a week to play bridge or some ████ Bill Gates and Warren yep wow Bill Gates loves bridge I never knew what bridge was until I heard
3:21 about Bill Gates loving Bridge really remember the girl he would had an affair with what is a bridge a play a game yeah it's like four people like Jin Ry I thought it was like shuffle board they used play that ████ in AIS of Lucy all the time oh they used to play bridge oh ████ um how come Bill uh yeah Bill Gates hasn't one for the whole world like what do you have to do to get one of those guys I have no idea Bill G Warren Buffett doesn't even know how about you how about you just use money yeah that works all over the world well that's that's what's so interesting about it like why do they hook up these millionaires like Joe was saying like why cuz they're actually poor you don't need this ████ cuz they're actually po that's like all athletes too right like when coming up you got to buy your own sh shoes and then once you make it then you have shoe contracts and all this crazy ████ yeah like why do they give Oprah things for free all the time everywhere she goes she gets free everything well because it makes sense because she's going to advertise your
4:11 product maybe or some ████ because giving them something for free gains more money for for them does for if they bought it dude what if McDonald's just has mad beef with waren Buffett I like that little pun you know what I mean oh I didn't even think about that do they have beef at McDonald's they do they call it beef it looks like it it Tes like it do they personally go to McDonald's though and go to the drive-thru you know what I mean like they got to have somebody picking it up they probably the McDonald they I believe they did it once for the video and they never did it again you really think that yeah there's a picture of Bill Gates at a at a line in there Burger he says his favorite he recently said his favorite um food is cheeseburgers and you know he's worth 120 billion ████ dollars um and they said that Warren Buffett said during 2007 interview he actually opened up his
5:02 wallet and said here's my McDonald's card which lets me eat free at McDonald's and any McDonald's in Omaha for the rest of my life so that's why the Buffett family has Christmas dinner at McDonald's wow at McDonald's what he says dude his American as a guest I think it's a bit dude sounds like a bit bit that's how simple we are in general all the money in the world we and we just want a burger I mean what about Trump having ████ catering from was it McDonald's and Jack in the Box or something he actually did that though they actually went they actually sent people to McDonald's I'm serious yeah but I mean you can see the catering it's literally all fast food ████ if Warren Buffett said I sent people to get me McDonald's I would believe that more than I go to McDonald's every day by myself yeah that's true yeah it just seems a little strange that you would at that level of wealth you're still
5:53 trusting someone at minimum wage to prepare your food cuz you know like at that level billionaires there's already corporate a corporate Espionage right like you there's people in your team like at Apple sending spies to Microsoft to learn their ████ Microsoft spend uh sending spies to Apple they're trying to like crumble each other's Empires like why would the head hon show not be a Target by anybody damn I think also the the the number one thing you should look at is if there's like an actual production that's shot to show that you like McDonald's you probably don't really like it but if there's a a bunch of regular ass people that catch you all the time that's better proof cuz true McDonald's lovers like us we hide and eat it yeah we're sh we're not like you know we're just you're not doing ads for it what are you eating
6:44 nothing shut up I'm sad I'm sad this we really like up like they got to catch you that is true McDonald's is better when you're eating it in shame in your car by yourself smashing it before you get in the house like oh hey babe there is something sad about being in your car and you the little crinkling of the papers and you hear like traffic going by and you're like you start crying a little bit yeah a little bit I think I think you have to cry did you guys see that uh molded Burger ad that Burger King did oh yeah so it's basically like a time lapse of their hamburger just getting ████ mold and all this ████ and then they're just they're just showing you like we we don't we actually use ingredients right yeah it's perishable that made me want a barf but it boosted their sales up 14% it actually like help their like that's a good play cuz it looks like real food right yeah so people are probably it
7:35 only made me think of McDonald's though McDonald's is indestructible dude you're like McDonald's doesn't do that like a s█████ product that's how you don't have low IQ I saw that I was like McDonald it is pretty crazy that's like we all watched Super SI me got hungry for McDonald's but they do I the more I eat McDonald's the war I'm like dude these ████ they got this beef patty to a science where they hits like every flavor of beefy salty that you can't get in any other fast food to master the ratio of how good your food has to be in order to ignore how bad it is for you is ████ and it's consistent you ever hear somebody say oh don't go to the that McDonald's it's it sucks like I never hear that but I hear don't go to that Taco Bell that Taco Bell or Chipotle don't go to that chipotle exactly don't go to that chipotle they never have guacamole and they have one guy working the counter or
8:25 whatever yeah quality control is insane they're insane they always have 15 people working in that small little area and they have a signature Taste of like you can't beat it uniform like like you're saying unifor the bread is kind of like waxy and plasticky and then like there's kind of I love it dude it works it shouldn't be food we love bread the bread tastes like a straw kind of you know they ████ got microplastics in that ████ it feels like recycles food no absolutely it is how about the fish Fila though fish Fila I love the fish Fila I love I love a fish Fila what nerds I don't even like fish I love fish number one the number one dude I had a Double Quarter Pounder last night chicken nuggets for me oh you had that last night and the regular hamburger you put fries on it huh do you
9:15 put fries on it no but I stuck my ████ face with fries as I eat it hell yeah fries are fire you know what's funny too I've been seeing all these reports about how um McDonald's has been like increasing their c i be decreasing their cost and all that and then I get all my McDonald's they don't give the cardboard and the fries anymore how do they give you the fries so they just give you like this oh paper like a little paper bag and a chicken nuggets they put in a paper bag and I was like oh ████ these ████ are cutting cost right now oh damn oh yeah the nuggets are in a paper too yeah but I miss going like that I know dog I don't care just put it in my ████ hand man put it in my mouth put it in my give it to me Amazon style out of all of them like outside of McDonald's right we we got Burger King Carl's Jr Jack well I I think Jack is a little bit different but if we're going
10:05 burger for Burger I actually like Carl's y really second I go Burger King hey have you had Carl Jun chicken tenders no it's good they're pretty Next Level dude ████ they're like their Superstar or like if you just go standard yeah the BART Burger there's a superstar as a double I think the famous star is the single the sauce on the famous star is pretty good man damn so have you tried their in and out Out Burger pretty good at Carl yeah Carl's has a like an In-N-Out California Burger California classic yeah yeah that's what like it it's meant to be an In-N-Out Burger it looks you could tell what they're trying to do cuz they they have the sauce they have the The Secret Sauce the problem with Carl's is that one Burger is like $14 yeah that's what but now dude even McDonald's like I got I bought Tiff a Happy Meal and I bought a quarter pounder it was like $22 do you
10:55 guys remember in the '90s when Carl Jr had this gimmick where they made made a burger called the $6 because and that was meant to be like the fancy burger theant and now that's a joke joke now that's the tax in and out for five bucks you get double double drink and fries for five bucks yeah remember that it's not to like that no it's like $1 now it's 11 bucks yeah you're hitting 22 sometimes for for yeah for two burgers for two burgers meal combo you know it used to be like 13 but now it's like 22 and you're like wo wo wo what did I order dude you got a girl and double it up yeah for real double double now man has the $20 fast food like employee thing really ████ things up here no I don't think people have lost their jobs that's the main keep hearing that they've raised they've raised wages but not by a lot yet but people have definitely lost their jobs already they already did massive layoffs
11:46 but I think everything is just well the prices of everything went up too even though they say there's no inflation happening yeah they actually lowered inflation they said it got lowered a little bit Yeah they also said crimes at all video right they're talking about how like uh yeah the grocery stores increase prices the inflation's actually low but they're greedy so they didn't decrease on their price blame on them they don't ████ want to well of course they're greedy right but that's not why the price is going up dude like it's inflation's a real ████ thing actually thinking that inflation is not a real thing impacting things is wild right and then there's so many other costs involved like rent gas prices everything it's like if everything else is going to cost more then I mean we had to do price changes at Juni I don't want to ████ do it if your insurance goes up work for me to do price Chang you did
12:37 it cuz you're greedy you're greedy everybody's prices are going up you know I got to sit there and calculate change the menu and ████ dude if I could just keep at one price for 5 years I'd ████ do that do you got to reprint a menu yeah I got a reprint menu and then you have to sit there and then calculate what the you know how I could make this work and then you go okay well I'm going to do this increase and that's reasonable I don't want to do that ████ math you know like no one does but you're ultimately in business like everybody else because you're greedy J you got to survive man come on I'm a greedy
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