0:00 thank you [Music] Adam Dell he's a partner at Goldman Sachs his brother is the founder of Dell oh ████ oh wow well lucky him yeah this is a smart guy he's also in business he's very successful uh so he's doing business with somebody online he's working on this like project video that he has to send to a junior staffer to like send out to someone else or something he didn't realize that his camera was still filming after he was done with the thing that he was talking about you're in computers dude it doesn't say exactly what he did but we know we did is it one of these yeah he did the Randy Couture dude that's the Randy Couture why is that the Randy's tour you ever seen that video there's a person walking down his chest no he's jerking off yeah that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying but he didn't know no he knew he was he was jerking
0:51 off wait where was he jacking America baby what do you mean no I mean like in this situation he started jacking off like this like if this was his thing yeah but he thought he had already like uh stopped it like but but what was he doing before jacking off Adam he just had a meeting he had a meeting so he just got up went into the bathroom and started beating away I don't think he left he just jacked off right then and there he used the same window he hung up on zoom and then right then and there control and so he starts doing his thing in his meeting he had his pants around his ankles he might have been prepping during the vehicle yeah he was just like getting ready like all right yeah yeah okay Friday yeah see the P L's for that all right thank you I saw like a similar did this I don't know if it's the same video teacher guy oh is it a teacher guy oh I saw I saw a
1:42 thing where a guy didn't know he's like prepping yeah yeah he would like to take the tissue and take the lotion that's the the people in the conference the girl was like hey Justin Justin you're still on and I think he turned off the the sound so he couldn't hear oh signing off so yeah there's no real details about anything because obviously like so much stuff is redacted but basically it's to be imagined that that's kind of what happened so what what he did is he sends the entire file of what was recorded oh including that so it's like it's like a thing where you like hit the thing and it'll just send the thing yeah but he didn't realize how to record last part the junior staffer received it and then he realized that's fast transition
2:32 that's in there so uh as soon as you press okay see ya that's all that's really fast I don't know if that's not what he did that's what it sounds like this is I don't really know there's a million different programs it could have been on that maybe it didn't work out is this guy over the age of 55 that sounds fun you still jacking off after 55. well I like to believe after his meeting he turned on uh Usher on his Winamp put some nice and slow and he's like oh yeah jack off material yeah dude he had to pay her um millions of dollars in a settlement just one person yeah it was one because it went to a junior staff um and then uh what if he was just
3:22 trying to show her a good time honest mistake yeah here's the thing to all of us that is the story we get do we believe that oh no I believe that he sent it to her as you like what you see baby holla back did he wink at the camera and then she goes I'll Raise You Like You Raised yourself [Laughter] like Chong Lee from Bloodsport round one fight it uh so he ends up leaving that company on good terms itself that's good thank God and she leaves the company as well on wonderful terms then he should come back so why both of us leaving yeah one of us what if they both left to Apple and now
4:13 they're both working at Apple weird and she catches them jacking off again but because they're apple he is the bitmoji thing so he's like he's like octopus the captain always fights Davey Jones David Jones will always change it you're stupid such a weird ass thing to say but yeah the funny thing is like so the way that we're analyzing it now and even the way I'm telling you it has no suspicions in it it's very cut and dry like oh this happened on accident it was an oopsie he had to pay her that's it yeah good deal but isn't that like so convenient that this could just be in another form the thing that everybody's doing where they go you like what you see like he said it's just different because no nobody wants to see a guy jerking are we
5:03 reading the clean version of that are we reading the corporate that's true why would they do that why would he record the whole conference first that's what I'm saying that's why I think it's honest mistake and it just happens to be a multi-millionaire and he's not like a Radio Shack manager where you can't swim for a bajillion dollars you know but also too like I just feel like radio ████ all the videos of of guys getting caught jerking off while they're on like Zoom call it's always guys who are like 50 and up dude because they're technology dumb you don't know how to use it it's just like or it's just like a mishap cookies man yeah bro like yeah exactly windows open yeah because when you do the the zoom recording right you ████ hit the yeah uh record the meeting yeah you may just forget that it's on well it's just like my biggest moral of the story here that I'm like I wish when
5:53 I'm over 55 I hope I'm still jacking off to porn me too he's vigorous he's a very vigorous thorough man you just can't jerk off on laptops anymore dude you can't no who does that anymore anyway you ████ nerd you use a phone Dell oh yeah what if you're on a big screen you know you get an iPad then you go to your ████ living room you rich guy yeah you blow it up if you want a 70 inch experience [Laughter]
6:47 OLED dudes I need a curved monitor if you have it on your TV what if your neighbor walks by like oh ████ no I rent out a movie theater projector guy you pull out the screen and you're like okay perfect can you heat up the the ████ projector wasn't that a thing where people would watch porn at movie theaters it's a great experience why would you allowed to jack off really that's your Pee-wee Herman I think don't they have that now like they have a like leaders yeah but then why would you go there because there's look because there's conveniently placed holes in the wall oh really those are called glory holes I don't know I've never been to what else oh just in case you guys didn't know for all the younger viewers out there I went into a um I accidentally walked into a
7:39 trans brothel really yeah wait so every recently it's all trans a lot of the members were the members yes so like um so members only type of thing I thought it was like uh like a sex shop slash smoke shop and a video store that's ultimately what draw drew you in there I need to get some condoms because it was next to a place I was getting tacos from oh and then I was like how convenient oh right okay I don't want to get protection for later it's very considerate maybe some lube yeah what else maybe some I don't know like a outfit or something for me and her okay Batman for me bad girl for her whatever what's the sexy Batman version so I I walked inside yeah and I was like
8:38 someone in the comments will answer him that's sexy right that's all you need before you continue you got any other he just wanted to imagine me in the sexy outfit a boy can't drink it's for the man not the woman yeah I go with Pro Master wife for us inappropriate there's like it looks like like a normal sex novelty store okay yeah but very sparse items so I was like you guys don't have that much inventory what kind of ████ store is this the person behind the cam uh the the counter is trans right uh and then uh and then they're like can I help you hunt it and then I was like like female presenting but male biological male
9:29 biological yeah and then I was like oh yeah I'm looking for this and this and they're like oh yeah we keep it behind here and then like I was like okay I'm just keep looking around and I'm like man this stuff is Dusty it looks like they haven't sold it in ages and I was like looking back and they had these two corners you go through and they're um they call them like video rooms oh yeah oh and then I'm in a industrial Trucking neighborhood and then I noticed like guys kept coming in but they went straight through the hall to these like viewing rooms and then I just thought oh maybe you know they're just truckers that want to go and jack off real quick and then leave right that's what they do this guy doesn't own any truckers I don't know maybe they don't want to jack off or don't know but they're they were they were like man change of scenery dude
10:20 you're on the road all the time there's there's Macho men like just walking in truckers you know like cookies Macho Macho I want to be a macho Macho like yeah like straight up mechanics ████ electrician like guys with their butt crack showing and like muscle dudes right love it they're coming in going straight into the little Hall all this and I'm just like damn like that's interesting so I get my stuff and I'm at the counter and then this uh guy like a man not presenting woman but in a schoolgirl outfit runs outside comes to the counter give me some condoms I need some condoms grab some condoms runs back in and I'm like oh ████ and I'm thinking these guys
11:12 those guys in the club in the school girl clothes yeah that's that's happening yeah and that's what I that's where I made the connection this is a front this is a this is a fake place did you end up buying the condoms though I got my stuff were they all expired yeah they're all old right nope I had my paper bags ago walking out like yeah and then guys are coming out another guy came out with the with the with another female presenting male with a with the ████ me boots and then the outfit and he's sweating and ████ and all the time you're standing there silently going yeah find my things you know and then like
12:02 and then I'm just walking out and then I'm just like just processing what I just saw and I'm like I think that was an undercover brothel where they can you know get they can have sex with ladyboys yeah it's okay yeah I I don't know that was super good because at least I think the ████ and they were very like they look like women yeah yeah they dude they just look like some of the guys had long hair like me and balding like that and then they had a school girl outfit on and then like some of the yeah the guy behind me I feel like if they had money they could be like really packed you could have it all yeah but I was in a poor neighborhood but the guys that were
12:52 having sex with the with the with the ladyboys the customers yeah it could have been them oh like it was like you know what I mean like it was like it looked like a trucker with long hair now are you absolutely sure that those weren't just fitting rooms and it was them and they were just trying clothes on and coming back condoms because that's where you try condoms oh like it's like a like a like a cross-dressing fun time thing like what if those were those guys but he was asking for Condoms though that's what guys yeah yeah do these fit they don't fit and they're sweaty coming out the sweaty coming out the um you got a juice box thing electrolytes now
13:45 the school girl that ran out and asked for condoms and ran back in yeah that told me every day I needed to know it was an energy you could feel it we're about to ████ we need some condoms no but that's the end of the energy you can feel that Vibe is this in here in L.A yeah is it in uh Commerce City of Industry it's City of Industry oh I don't like that it only took me two tries thank you foreign
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