0:00 [Music] how many in this room hold digital goods digital goods like an nft i own i have video games that are digital right it's not an mt but i have uh the whole collection of main bus oh that's a digital good really all out i have a 95 luna oh i do have i do have some uh that's not a good that's a bad yeah um dude we're guys in demolition derby and like our ████ rv's all ████ up it's gonna make it spray and coolant
0:52 [Laughter] so uh this this cat from texas he put he put his life savings into buying digital property oh no in the metaverse it's either oh no or just ████ on what's called the quorum coast which is a piece of virtual land in the entropia universe which is an online virtual reality game what's the amount he spent 18 g's that's his whole life yeah i thought that too oh ████ one would hope so yeah yeah hopefully he's like 19. well that's two times more than my life right now it is but you could not die oh i'm kidding it doesn't say 60 years i mean i didn't have 18 g's at 19. what does this property look like 18 g's in it [Laughter] so he says he's been playing this he's
1:42 been playing entropia so his name his name is uh is justin but he he calls himself david joker in the game ████ nerd terrible dude it's not a good name david my real name is david my last name joker okay that's a ████ okay steven batman yeah i mean exactly what the ████ are you doing iceman green well that has a ring that's a little bit better well that's pretty crazy mr nikki limo green that's pretty good it's profitable uh so so he's been playing this game for 20 years along the way he cashed out five g's from the game to help pay for college and and now he is hoping to make a return on this virtual land investment in just four years time so he says he gets a revenue based on everything that
2:33 a player finds out there if they go out doing their mining i get three percent tax revenue on that and that's how i get my income okay so how that's not a bubble i'll never know did he has he has he made more money since then or is this a tragic story no so he's he's saying he spends 60 a year to keep his animals stocked on his land but he currently pays no land taxes so i think you get what you i think you get where it's going where does it go i don't know bart straight to the dumpster it's so ████ confusing because i honestly am such a hater of nfts actually that i i wait so is this a metaverse or nft it sounds like a video game so this game i think has been upgraded over the years and it is currently like an unreal engine like level game where you can play it right now you can download the game right now it's called entropia universe and like it's got cool graphics and stuff but like yeah it's a it's a game
3:24 that he's in and virtual land and so people could like mine ████ on his land if they do anything on his land he gets attacked it's a tax okay so he's making passive income on land is he is he up or down well he's technically up if he cashed five grand out to pay for college but it doesn't say that it just he's just talking about like what he's what his plan is for like four years because he's wanting to cash out in four years so he doesn't really care about like the interim that's like right now like honestly with crypto for me personally it's like i don't give a ████ about right now i'm about building positions again for the run which is coming later the trend is your friend so you have to wait for the trend to come back your way yeah the ball is going to come you can't force it you can't do anything about it you have to like try to pick your play like call your shot make your move build build build try to lower your dca that's all there is to do but because when you
4:14 enter a game like stocks real estate or anything it's like you don't go for one bag and leave you're like in it until you die exactly like that's the game that's the game and this is what i tell myself because i lost a million twice so yeah it's just you know 735 000 the first time million to the second time however i did cash out like quite a bit which feels good i cashed out um but not as much as i put in yeah see that's the trick why do we keep talking about this i didn't cash out anything but we keep ████ talking about to punish if we could just go back to like well no because if you remember anthony if you remember you said you wanted to hold luna for years and years yeah i did and i told you i was like i'm very scared what's going on with putin and then he's going back to the moon right no i said i'm cashing out see that's what i said stop putting these words in my mouth no and then you said
5:04 you said look at me remember and i quote that's like five out of ten what do i know i'm what ████ dancer i'm gonna pop and lock my way out of this one i heard him say that that's what he said was weird i was like that's an awkward thing this is a weird reference why would you do that yeah hey biden is your president biden is the ████ president yeah watch your ████ mouth he is the president no more of this let's go brandon stuff oh do you question that no it's it's the truth he is the president not my president oh no what does that mean who's your president controversy on jk he's ████ my president bud my president is good ol eisenhower oh yeah i was not a good choice yes sir because he told us about the military industrial complex in a speech and you say we gotta watch out for that but he's a conspiracy
5:54 theorist and he also interned a lot of japanese people i think so i'm not really i was kind of based yeah yeah kind of time that's what everyone says right let's review i know who my eleanor the the moose hunter yep he's a gangster dude rapper would just like he would set up a boxing ring at the white house and just box people for fun he also got shot yeah he finished his speech he was a crazy military captain right but the other roosevelt is the ████ the polio man yeah last time i checked the white house has some stairs a lot teddy roosevelt would have polio
6:46 ████ still get up recover from polio because polio can't live in him but you know what he did he rolled down the stairs he's a very he was a very big man that he was wait no sorry taft was only made the ████ tub bigger you got stuck right is that the legend i'm surprised everybody knows so much about the roosevelts no it's just because we we we click on those things that have like 52 images and then we keep on reading the one side the cracked little fun fun bits yeah you won't believe what happened to this president number two image 20. oh no where is it it's not here okay once you get to 51 you're like i don't think this fact is in here at all no so this cat he um he's putting a down payment on his future now uh his family is very skeptical obviously entropia calls itself the world's longest running metaverse it launched in 2003. but this is how friday 2003 yeah
7:36 this is that's why he's been playing the game for years and then he cashed out five g's what the ████ is this game what do you play how do you play this game you can play it right now you just farm and trophy you're playing for yours cash out five g's i i've never played it i love it this ████ is older than ████ facebook instagram all that ████ bro what games can you even think of that are still running from 2003. oh this should i mean that's still not around they they should be right it looks like nerd ████ it looks pretty nerdy huh yeah dude you know the graphics are dope yeah the graphics are sick about this i don't know about this picture wait it's unreal engine ████ look at the current ████ don't look at the old french this one's not bad that's like looking at half-life one and you're like oh helpless ████ looks like ████ he's like wolfenstein won what the ████ is this dude he's like yeah doom looks like a ████ actually i'm still ████ like doing like sick
8:32 you guys remember how you had to buy doom in order to install counter strike on your computer and then i never played doom before but i had to go through the whole campaign because i couldn't get counter-strike hey have you seen all the memes out there about what can run doom yeah texas instruments do you see the uh mcdonald's instruments do you see it running out of birth control no dude that's great a pregnancy test it's wild that's amazing like real real i've seen it running on a mcdonald's kiosk sideways yeah sideways whatever wait why because the cpu like ████ yeah it's weird all requirements are just so minimal that you can run on anything you're running on a ████ tamagotchi now tamagotchi yeah if you wanted to what was your what was your favorite old school pc game of that era like team fortress classic team fortress but you like the pirate game yeah no parking is now old-school pc ████ like like work world of war i
9:23 mean not world of warcraft just warcraft one ████ command and conquer starcraft starcraft uh yeah like what was i was in a clan called dark oman for team fortress classic yeah we were sick damn son girls wanted to have sex with us all of them all every single one of them um because well they all said they all said they were girls never got around to it because they were playing they all claimed they were women because we were online but yeah did you guys ever go to computer cafes to play counter-strike no pc bang it was always either starcraft or counter-strike always oh they had they had this um this place where you could check your ranking based on your kill death ratio and ████ and at one point i was i'm not kidding 13th in the world at team fortress classic yeah guess ask me how much sex i was having how much like oodles i hadn't had
10:13 sex yet i bet you right now you probably get so much actual puss so much i think you're right if you expect if you're 13th in the world esports dude esports is yeah you saw that coming didn't we ████ riding you while you're playing ████ there was this fortnight ████ hugh jackman swordfish you remember when we all had nintendo cartridges we're all blowing on it and everyone talks about that now because of like we didn't talk to each other but we all need to do that there was this method at the time in this game team fortress classic where if you used a concussion grenade you could jump like all over the ████ map like rocket jumping but like nobody taught me how to do that i like figured out how to ████ do that on my own and so like everyone on my team was like yo snake is kind of a ████ legend yeah that was my name in the game snake snake it's not ace it wasn't as that was my pool hole not iceman no iceman came later no you were steve snake bro i got the captain cool was
11:03 recent okay but snake everyone's like yo snake is ████ good at this ████ so one time i was playing i was playing this game i was on offense there's offense and defense in team forces classes because you have to protect your friends offensive defense in general i was the the offensive coordinator of my ████ team all right that's how much sex i was having all right so the version of the time yeah yeah so my my team um we were behind by two caps which is like you have to capture the flag twice too it's a big deal to win right so um my team was supposed to be going in and clearing the room because they had ████ ngs who are setting up these ████ turret guns and i can't concussion grenade through there with the flag and get the ████ out if you guys aren't blowing the room up before i get in there so eventually my team was just being such incompetent ████ morons frankly my demo man's like ████ up so hard i
11:53 was like i actually was because we're all uncomfortable on like this this like chat thing at the time and i was like all right ████ you guys i want to just do it myself and i actually just dropped my headset on the ground and snake he went rogue probably when i peaked i was sexually this this is your flu game this is like my greatest moment in sports history mj fluge this is your flu yeah my flu game so like i immediately can crush your grenade over to the enemy and whatever to fort i get i i like i like bunny hop all the way in i the the the um the sentry guns barely even register i'm in the room already had the flag i'm gone i'm concussion grenading out i'm bunny hopping all the way up the spiral staircase i bunny hop all the way out i can question it all the way and then i pick up my headset
12:43 after i cap it i go that's one and i drop it on the ground i did the same ████ thing and i'm not kidding as soon as i grab the flag the second time doing the same ████ thing they're all trying to figure out what the ████ was just going on because like i was a shadow [Laughter] i capped the set i grabbed the second one i i capped it and i'm not kidding i by the time i pick up my headset the map ends and like so we just won that match and my whole clan is on the coms thing just screaming holy ████ snake holy ████ and that was when i peeked for 30 years why did you take it off because i didn't get in the zone wow did you pass out afterwards yeah that's all i had that was all the energy i had all the blood rushing in the massive boater that you had mom the spaghetti
13:34 now i woke up and i looked like i was 21 and i was 13 still i put it all in there oh god all in the game baby congrats man that's a big deal snake [Music] you
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