0:00 OKAY, WAIT. NO, DON'T SAY THAT'S CRAZY. DON'T SAY THAT. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO CUT IT. [Music] WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER episode of the Careful Boys where out of context this is our first video of the day. So, we're just going to warm up. We're just going to riff. And there is one thing that I did want to ask everybody here. You guys know those uh You know when you like have those friend groups on IG? You just your boys where you send like kind of wonky videos to that you would never really share publicly? Yeah. I know. Why are you smiling already? What? Because I I know those. Okay. >> have that? Okay, what was the What was the last video that you sent one of your friends that you're not you're not going to share online, but >> Probably like a really racist or gay stuff. >> Can you show us one? >> No, what the Just pull it up. >> no. You just said the thing I made it out. And you're like, "Hey, what do you
0:51 think of this?" Yes. No, I'll You got to pull it up. Pull it up. >> Really? Okay. Send it to me and then I'll I'm going to pull it up on the screen. >> Okay. Oh my god. >> What? Is that going to work? >> okay though? Well, it depends on how bad it is, right? >> Yeah, okay. It's got to be pretty bad. Well, his is pretty bad. He shows his dick to everybody. >> Yes, I do. >> No, but you can't do that on IG. Like You know You know like everybody just You know when you see a video that clearly doesn't have a lot of likes, but it has a bunch of sends? Like what do you share? >> Yeah, yeah. I have this uh the only racist So So one of the groups is uh David So and Patrick Bradley. >> Put them on blast. No, no. Send us something that David sends you. Okay, I'm going to send you the one that uh that I sent to David and and Patrick and then I'll send you the one that David David sent. So like I'll I'll I'll just start it off real real warm for us, okay? Nothing too hot. Nothing too hot. Obviously, we were just at Ryan's house
1:41 for a barbecue. We're playing that that uh say the word on beat viral thing that everybody's doing. I can't wait to do it for Christmas, by the way, because seeing like Filipino like Ditas and everybody do it is way crazier. And then uh I get this one sent to me. So, of course I have to send it to some of my other buddies. Um You guys seen I'm sure you Some of you guys seen this one. Let me just restart it. Let me just restart this. If I can. I haven't even seen this. [Music] No. Got her. >> It's quiet. [Music] That's messed up. That's not nice.
2:31 >> Wait, woah. I don't own any of that. No, you have you seen the Filipino one? Yeah, what which one? All of them. >> There's a really good one that says it's this clip clip clip clip clip clip. Yeah. >> But the Filipinos just end up saying clip clip clip clip clip. Dude, the same one. It's like step It's step and then a picture of Steph Curry. Yeah. Step step >> Step step step step step. Pretty funny. See what Ryan just sent cuz that one came in first. >> That's truly the last thing I sent to my group chat, literally. And it's not I don't quite remember how it ends, but This is with your family? It's just Indian people. What? WOAH. WHAT? WHAT?
3:22 WOW. WHAT THE ████ AND THE MUSIC DON'T EVEN MATCH. IT'S LIKE POINTLESS. Like what's the ████ point? It was no, YOU DIDN'T THAT'S A BAIT and switch, dude. Wait, who sent this to you? I sent it to the group chat. I I sent it to >> You found it? Who's in this group chat? it and Oh, this one's just It's just me, Dietrich and Aris. See, everybody Everybody's got that Everybody's got their group. I just thought the caption was hilarious. Now bro needs to leave country. How do you How do you make it after that? Okay, this That That one's for me. That's a photo. It's just a photo. Yeah. That's crazy. OKAY, WAIT. NO, DON'T SAY THAT'S CRAZY. That's crazy. DON'T SAY THAT.
4:12 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO CUT IT OUT. OTHER PLANETS YOU GUYS CAN'T SAY THAT'S CRAZY. NO, I HAVE TO SAY THAT'S CRAZY. OKAY. OH, YEAH, YEAH. >> only person in here allowed to say that's crazy. Hey. I think it's funny. I think it's funny. Okay, thank you. Riff, dude. Riff. It's a meme that there's no audio or motion. It's just It's just a statement. That guy's a hero, by the way. That guy's a hero. Plus it's like a a smiling like well-accomplished gentleman, too. >> Yeah, hero. Is that a real astronaut though? Um I'm just wondering. That was worse. That's worse. What? What's his name then if he's so famous? >> Just in case people are only listening Just because Just in case people are only listening and not watching the video, can you verbally explain what
5:03 this is? No, no, no. It's It's your submission. Um it's a really extinguished black gentleman. >> Extinguished? Extinguished is crazy. Why? >> Distinguished? >> Extin- Oh, sorry. Sorry. I said the wrong thing. I'm ████ Um extin- distin- distinguished is with a D. All right. All right. Distinguished black gentleman in a um in a astronaut suit. And You're not going to say costume? Uh-huh. No. No, it's not a costume because he's a real astronaut. And on the caption it says uh because other planets need crime, too. I don't know what that means. I just sent it to >> him break it down. Well, just in case You know, sometimes we only have auditory listening viewers. >> Okay. >> I honestly You know, I'm going to be
5:54 honest. I didn't see the caption. I just wanted to You don't see color, huh? I don't see color. Oh, okay. >> And I wanted to share with my friends um the you know, people's accomplishments to be inspired. >> I see. That's very good. Okay. Let's see the other one that you sent. >> No, no. That one's from David, actually. This next one? Yeah, yeah. This That one's from David. >> From David? Oh, yeah. I got one of these. Oh. This one's crazy. OH, ████ OH, YEAH. OKAY, SORRY. MAYBE WE CAN SORRY. As soon as I saw Gypsy Crusader, I'm like, "It's over." Yeah, we probably can't do that. Uh for our auditory listening viewers only on Spotify. Yeah, keep Can you describe that one? You have a trend here. There seems to be a pattern.
6:44 >> There's no pattern. I sent you I sent you the one I just sent the last one I sent to my my group. Yeah. It's pretty innocent. Oh, great. >> I think. Let me see here. It's not bad at all. It's just something that I was like, "That's so true." I got I got to open this on Well, yeah, kind of. I got to open this on a website. >> I'm just like, "That's so true." That's so me. Most of Most of the videos that I send people are like, "That's so true." Yeah, me me telling my wife to calm down. [Applause] [Laughter] Make it big though, Ian. Make it big. Okay, okay. I'll make it big. The joke really hits when you see how little the ████ Jason To everybody out there who's just listening, can you describe what's
7:35 happening? So, there's a forest a mountain of fire. And then uh this helicopter is coming through very very >> with a little bucket of water. >> The little It's like a water bottle amount of water. If you know anything about firefighters, can you guys weigh in on this one? Like is that guy just wasting everyone's time? Like is he getting paid to just like do nothing? How we sending it? >> Like is it performative, you mean? >> Right, right. Like are they just doing it to make people feel like Okay, they're working on it. >> It's commission. The amount of buckets that you drop, you get paid per bucket. >> hourly It's so silly to me. But then maybe it's actually a a real important thing. I don't know. Should I text it to you? Yeah, sure. Text it to me. He's been looking the whole time. The whole time Joe's just like >> I don't I don't send crazy stuff. I just jack off to it on my own. No, I just wanted to send an experiment. And um no context, just watch this. And I
8:26 want to see what you guys think. >> Who did you send this to someone? >> I sent it to Hannah. I I usually send a really big racist things. Okay, I'll do a warm up one again while Joe's sending that to me. No, this one's not even like This is This is harmless. A disabled guy called Gerald. What do you call a disabled person named Gerald? A a dis a Gerald. [Laughter] Okay, I'll go on a one. Um what do you call a disabled guy called Christopher? No, a no Christopher. What do you call I like the way the guy just sat there stone faced. [Laughter] Do you want to describe that one? No, they can hear it. They can hear it. Okay, let's see what Joe just sent over. I wanted to make sure that we weren't just putting black people on blast
9:17 again. No, no, no. Wait. So, what is that um It's cursed because as soon as you like one thing, your whole algo is that. I got really good things. I just never share it with anyone. Thank you. He caught the Holy Ghost while blessing the food. That's what this one says. Thank you for the food that she has prepared. We ask that you bless it for the nourishment of our bodies, God. We ask that you bless those who don't have food to eat, God. In Jesus' NAME WE PRAY. AMEN. [Applause] WAIT, WHAT? ARE ARE JUST WATCHING SKITS NOW? Why is this funny?
10:12 I don't think they were expecting him to ████ her up like that. [Applause] That's good. That's good. [Applause] That's good. Well, they're not all winners, are they? How about uh let's let's have a conversation about this one. >> Th- this is tough. >> We'll also contribute. >> Option A, option A is fun. Option A COULD ALSO BE BIPOLAR. SO, YOU REALLY OKAY, so so so just so we can describe it. Maybe we'll we'll talk before we we let him go off. Option A, uh you can only choose one. Jason, you're first, okay? Goth thick, goth baddie is option A. Option B, we'll have
11:03 him move him move his head real quick, is thick Latina. Option C is the cute Asian. Let me just mute this so he can move around. All right. Option C is the cute Asian, you see her? And then option D is the blonde beauty. You can't see her yet, but he'll move. Yeah, there it is. There it is, sort of. Okay. Who are you choosing, Jason? Uh A or D, depending on uh the day. The day? The day? What about what about today? Huh? Today? Uh option A. Okay. Can you give your reasoning? >> Just because like you could she probably likes to be choked a little bit, a little pain. My god. >> Do you know what I mean? Okay, give me the pros and cons for each one, though. Goth baddie. Uh goth baddie, um sometimes, you know, she probably has some tarot cards. She's in you know, and then >> Spells. She could use spells. Huh? She could use spells. She does spells. And
11:54 um she probably wears like like thick boots, leather boots, and I don't really like that. Okay, so that's a con. It's say yeah, it's similar to the juice. I don't like juice. >> want A. >> Yeah, you do, but I'm saying that that's one of the cons. >> Pros and cons. You got to be fair. Some of some of the you know, but then Option uh B. Thick Latina. I think B is great. I just some might have a small penis, so the if the ass is too big, it doesn't go in. >> I understand that con. But then overall very beautiful, great food, great culture is the best. >> You look like a straw in a big gulp. Yes. And then I don't need that for confidence, you know. Uh D is, you know, it's just a nice blonde thing. Okay. Do you know what I mean? Like you're like, "Oh, today." It's like you know how some days you're like, "I would like to uh go to Costco and have a a pizza or a hot dog at Costco." Like,
12:44 you know, Just pizza? Like once every 3 months. Once every 3 months? Two. That's cuz you're on a diet. >> What about option C? Cute Asian. Um I I think it's because I grew up with you Asian gray, you know, they she probably um goes out drinking a lot on the weekend. It's loud. She likes loud ████ and I don't want loud ████ But you go, and she's cute, and we're culturally, you know, uh pretty similar, so that's nice. And uh Smells like cigarettes and fish sauce. Cigarettes and fish sauce, and and Hennessy probably this one. And uh but the cons is um she probably key your car is um Is she mad? When she's mad or too drunk. What do you say? Uh What does he say? What's why why do we need to hear him? >> need to hear him. We don't need to hear him. Oh. He does make one really good point, though. They're all guys? >> He said that the blonde beauty is like
13:35 really really safe. Everything about her is good. It's just the food's going to not be good. >> Yeah, the food's bad. What do you mean? How? White culture. She's not British, is she? Well, just compared to the rest. >> it's really bad, yeah. He's like she like option B is going to yell at you, but her food's going to be slapping every single day. >> If she's southern white, she could get down. >> Oh, like if she's cooking Southern white. We're not talking about changing girls every couple hours like Jason over here. He's like for for life. I I yeah, for life. That's what I said. That's a whole video. >> You said one in the morning, one in the evening. >> I never said that. I said depending on the day anyways, but the this one doesn't cook, though. This Asian doesn't cook, this one. >> Well, what the hell's goth food? >> Yeah, that one doesn't cook. She orders Uber Eats and then goes to a far restaurant. That's yes. >> Yeah. Goth >> Yeah, what is goth? Yeah, what is goth food? >> the Wednesday the Wednesday Adams meal
14:25 at Wendy's. It's only goth-themed specials. >> goth food, put it in the comments. Put goth food.
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