0:00 when Bart checks his savings account he's like I only have $250,000 save ████ and the rest of us is like holy ████ let's ████ go like dude I can't buy a slab of marble with that b like I can barely put a down payment on another Mansion what am I on another forever home how am I going to decorate my three [Music] fireplaces so trash from the International Space Station oh no do you know where that is International Space Station yeah is that in space hell yeah that's what I would it's in outer space it's in the inner atmosphere it's not in the outer space correct come on nerd jobon it's an innerstellar space hey kicked their ████ ass Ryan fuing just cuz you guys are justat them up here here is what this
0:51 object looks like here we go wao yeah looks like giant charcoal it looks like a cian with a thing missing came through a roof in Florida who do I sue for that what do I win NASA you had some commentary earlier about this I said this looked like my poop when it comes out of the colonic fls away that helps if you watch the last video which probably came out 6 months from now now you can put it together so yeah a few weeks ago something came from the heavens and it wasn't a prayer this guy's good dude this guy went to impr one more one more a guy Nam Alejandro Otero was looking for a sign and he got one uh yeah two this two-b object came likely came from the International Space
1:41 Station um he says it tore through his roof and both floors of his two- housee story in NP his two-story house in Naples Florida dang through the two stories yeah he wasn't home at the time but his son was there a nest home security camera captured the sound of the crash at 2:34 p.m. local time on March the 8th that's actually piece of information because it is close is a very close match for the time that the US space command recorded the re-entry of a piece of space debris from the space station that's how they were able to connect these things at the time the object was on a path over the Gulf of Mexico heading towards Southeast Florida Southwest Florida and that's where the object ended the space junk consisted of of depleted batteries from the ISS attached to a cargo pallet that was originally supposed to come back to earth in a controlled manner but series of delays meant this cargo pallet missed
2:32 its ride back back to Earth so NASA jettison the batteries from the space station in 2021 and just like waited for the unguided re-entry in 2021 yeah that's how it works cuz s███'s going so fast up there wow it's like if you were to take a skip it you ever done a skip it love those right you turn turn around and around and around yeah right skip it skip it what's what's the words of that song literally the only two words of the song there's only two words of the song was blue really can you imagine like chilling in your house and or like chilling in this podcast room and a meteor just crashes right here right and then you being like that looks like my colonoscopy yeah that would be the that' be TI if they was worth something it just like me pretty dope if you could
3:22 get some money for it there you go but they you know n got that ████ like almost like a slush fund for this type ████ they're like oh ████ we missed the 2021 window um we'll just put some money aside for when this accidentally maybe kills somebody correct right they they got to have that ████ fun that's that hush money yeah thankfully that didn't happen here yeah this never happens anywhere cool like a like a freaking kids parade or something it's always like no one's home oh my isn't that strange yeah or McDonald's play it's never during the Super Bowl like yeah I would be so impressed my kids prayed if like it was all kids that organized organized for kids by kids you know what parade I stopped watching recently the Macy's Thanksgiving why why did you stop watching itoring who watches exactly as
4:13 if white culture has anything else oh we have oh let think let think let think I'll have you know what do we at what do we at did you just watch the Masters I did yes let's go Scotty feder or Scotty Scotty is thater 27y old go what about Fourth of July that's that's America what about NASCAR what about the Indie 500 what about it's F1 now no one cares okay what about the presidential elections you like hot dogs yay love hot dogs Joy chest baby let's name a couple more white people things racism racism professional racism professional racism thank you and unprofessional am racism huge racism proam racism is huge nowadays why did are you boycotting Macy's no no I wish
5:03 it was a kid's parade that would get me back in O that's kind of weird that's a weird quote that would get me back in yeah cuz kids are go ahead Nick five kids four kids like that right that's that's the that's the tagline that's I heard you go ahead bar kids are by kids for kids that's not what I heard you say that's that's the only way to make it safe this is a non patreon video it's going up dude what a dark headline that a piece of space station landed in a kids per it's a I have I have an OTR topic that you both won't be able to hide from for very soon oh no um see yeah NASA I got get out of here recovered this piece of trash and they're analyzing it basically got boring after that and I stop paying attention to the article if you guys got one of these in your house would you and like let's say they'll pay you like a million dollars for it would you give it
5:54 up or You' be like no want I would haggle you'd hold out yeah I would I don't want space track because if they're already offering me a million dollars I'm like it's worth something what if you crack it in half would you like okay here's the first half oh you just lie I feel like with my luck I would if I if I haggled it with your luck it would kill your friend that's true that's true but with my luck I feel like if I haggled it I feel like the next week a s███████ more would drop somewhere else and then my value would plummet I would just get rid of it right away what if it's like radioactive and it gives you like a third leg or something oh ████ then run another Mar Third Leg a lot of the guys in this room could use a third leg okay not really a bad thing really tell you that tell you that right now I was volunteering thought you had a question no no no no no a lot of guys in this
6:44 stre could use a third leg I was referring to into your dick's SI move on oh I was just thinking about speed yeah Marathon three-legged races well cuz imagine cuz he's like complaining about his race he's in and I was like oh that'd be so great for Ryan man I agree why did you speaking of racism why you do that like wouldn't that have been so much more helpful anyway I think he needs two more legs like if he if he was a horse then he could go really fast or just replace the busted ones that I have now all right to go back to the uh less cool topic regardless I would love for a non-life-threatening space trash to fall through mine or my parents' house for sure if if you're telling me you just for the experience no for the money no for the funs Bart see Bart you're so out of touch with America no no I thought he wanted like a
7:34 newspaper clipping for the experience I thought he wanted a newspaper clipping like hey guys remember when this thing went through our house and then we all look at it go yeah that was really cool you Dad cool experience I'll may you know when when B checks his savings G he's like I only have $250,000 to save ████ and the rest of us is like holy ████ let's ████ go no I thought that's what he was talking about it's like dud I ████ buy a slap of marble yeah or it's like I can barely put a down payment on another Mansion what am I another forever home how am I going to decorate my three fireplaces he's like I'm I'm about he's like I got another forever home I'm about to buy next year what am I doing forever home do you own a home I don't have a home right now you don't have a home right now wait what I
8:24 thought you said you invest in real estate oh I buy like commercial real estate oh ████ that's so cool like I'll get office spaces and stuff are you worried about the whole like hey like we we're going to work from home then are you like you get your ████ asses back I have a commercial real estate can you buy this office space can you buy this whole lot so that you can be our landlord this lot what happens in this lot is this like like fun podcast there's ████ no ma noise Mach here noise Mach you should go ask what they do that's their job they make noise yeah looks like a lot of warehouse storage for product this is like insurance company there's like a distributor wait there's a plumber company never seen a smile in this whole business park outside of this room never seen one I think they ████ hate us dude that's true the dog smiles the dog's cute but they scowl at us everyone else scowls is there a specific kind of business park
9:14 that you know is more profitable no I've only done one you guys should go door to door of each business and like you should have like a podcast guest from like each can you do it can you ask them for us yeah they it would be a little we're scared of them finding out what we do in here yeah would they not are they like anti- podcaster podcast no this guy loves us but he loves to make noise over us so it doesn't it's like negates itself he's like a noise maker so he's in a way anti-p podcast anti-p podcast Vibes that's cool you buy commercial real estate yeah well I only did it once but it makes me sound fancy no it's super shortsighted I love it cuz you're thinking about like now and not like what's coming where there's like a whole trend of people working from home and I think it's really then I'll be homeless and I'll have to like eat eat guacamole i' love that for you love for the rest of my life no you're resourceful I love that for you I hate
10:05 that phrase so much love to see it oh my God love it girl love it what kind of commercial real estate do you have uh it was like an office space how many like office um I just got a percentage of it but but it was like a bunch of us pulling in our investments yeah so it's like it'll be good for 3 years and then I'll just get that money and flip it somewhere else oh it just makes me feel smart um where is it uh I think it's like some ████ State what's a ████ State like like Kansas or like Tennessee or like Wyoming like some ████ State like that doesn't matter like what so far has been the worst thing you've invested in um you know I think when you guys met me I think I had a chin implant right cuz my face looks different yeah it looks like my face like looks pretty different ites yeah well you've never met me but like when I was here yeah
10:55 first time shut up Nick you do look different yeah so they convinced me I wanted Buckle fat removal and I wanted like a jawline and then the surgeon convinced me to also get a chin implant which is like a plastic silicone chin that you put on top of it so you can see the scar no I removed it REM it because if you watch like certain podcasts after you guys like my my implant started moving and like walking down my face and it would like move when I talked it was super weird and also like I had like a freaking like handsome Squidward face like my this chin like doesn't make sense I don't need like an extra chin so I removed it so now I just have to scar but that was kind of like ████ it was kind of dumb no we say it we say it say it all the time sorry it's okay anthy's ████ so we can say it okay that's worse that's worse wait
11:48 why would he do that one don't do that that's how D he is ████ double down right I thought we was crew I thought we back each other up fine cut it out don't tell me what to do [Music]
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