0:03 this has become a patreon video now [Music] so when we came in to just kidding news today Walter here showed up and he's like hey guys you guys should check this out and I did it's about a man who's just arrested for beheading a young mother in the middle of the street in America in San Carlos California San Carlos because this is some Middle East Behavior or some cartel ████ yeah sure yeah what's San Carlos at because cartel is money driven but the Middle East is like more like otter driven so this was outside San Carlos is up north this yeah this is up north this is outside the victim's residence um the victim had two kids who did not thankfully witness the crime she was pregnant the kids were inside the house
0:53 at the time however did I make that up was she pregnant um I don't know that she was pregnant okay ████ all right yeah I don't know um I just wanted to raise the stakes a little bit I understand you're fine it was just spelling bee champion I know where you got that I don't think she's Indian there's a lot of fake news apparently coming out about that um yeah so just before noon um reports came in that the woman's head was cut off by a ████ sword Jesus do you guys feel worse when they're beautiful because I'm always like oh no even though I'm not single but I'm like not another one is it why is that you think is it bad to feel that though I feel I feel like guys all know what I'm talking about or it's like no it's so wasted you know like not like you ever had a chance with her it just it's like you have way more like simple but
1:44 doesn't the news do that too aren't they like a beautiful woman whose life was stop short to do that they do that and you're like no not the beautiful one please take the ugly one yeah aren't we raised with that ████ yeah the news isn't like an ugly piece of ████ thank God it is true because remember when that I did a story about some girl who died at like a factory walkthrough yeah nobody I turned it around and nobody wanted to say how hot she was yeah well hey we were just like ah what a shame well Anthony tried to because he's a pandering ████ but nobody really believes but like it's the reason is because like more attractive women tend to have better societal advantages and you would think damn she didn't have to go through that because she had enough road to dodge this ████ life right you didn't have to be a ████ metal worker what the ████ are you doing there's so many opportunities for you yeah she also didn't have to be in a
2:34 beheading situation right so sad what did she know the dude so she had filed a restraining order against him but the saddest piece of information is that she had double d tits that's even worse you guys laid that ████ crowd working stupid ████ they said they're natural but you know what's cool though what they said there it says their necks oh you know what it feels like it feels like I saw a million dollars and it just lit in flames in front of my eyes and I'm like why would you do that those are good mommy milkers right there the best part of this article is watching Ryan May's eyes as everyone's saying wild ████ he just like what the ████ is going on in here that's where anime's first JK did because everyone's beating me to things I want to say Ryan's like man if I was there I would have I would have jumped
3:25 right in front of the sword and saved her yeah no you don't want to get in the way because as it's slicing the Boozer just jiggling around Ryan would have been like this you'd have been like that there's so much truth and what Walter just said because some guy out there is like getting a stream oh what a waste I could have saved her and we could have fell in love because at the end of the day all guys are ████ thinking about is trying to Bone the hell and fall in love no being a hero and then parlaying that into boning the chicken yeah that's the best that's that's the Pinnacle it's so stupid that's what James Bond does yeah no we don't talk about it though because no before you guys asked who my dream was of course my dream is to be a hero and meet a woman you know and save her with all that but we don't talk about it because it's understood I was like buying a car with lifetime warranty right yeah dude you're like three years
4:15 from becoming Mr glass dude right yeah you're gonna be you're gonna be the villain who creates the scenario to get the woman and then she's married to you for 20 years and she finds out the horrible truth because because like girls also have this like I need to save him but like guys it's a different one guys is like you're walking down the ████ you're at a park and ████ girls skateboarding ████ trips and she falls and you grab her and ████ she goes oh you ████ rescue me let me suck your dick it's because guys are so lazy we just want to save you once girls are like I want to save him like so many times and like try to save all his friends him and make all the positives come out guys are like didn't I save you like four years ago come and suck my dick please yeah you hold over their head yeah there is something too like I was reading this do you guys watch the show the locator or to find the finder I'm so it's called The Finder anyway it was based on a book
5:06 where this guy he was a special forces guy but his his thing was is finding things but in the book he saves this um woman's life he doesn't kill her because he had every reason to kill her but he doesn't and he knew he goes once you do that for a woman she feels indebted to you and she's basically yours you know and I was like I wonder if this is a chauvinistic or misogynistic thing but then later this girl comes around and goes I know you saved me and so right now I don't know what to do whether to sleep with you or to leave you and like they got me thinking there is something to we don't talk about it because none of us are safe or is it biological maybe like instinctive type of thing oh I'd say live before but you have yeah yeah I've saved someone's life and they keep throwing their puss at you no no it was it wasn't that situation what was it was it was it PS4 or Xbox nah it was like some kid fell in a pool when he was drowning and I saved him dude there is a weird I would I would say like
5:56 regardless of who it is male or female right there is a weird vulnerable human connection that happens when you do help somebody yeah in the form of whether it be charity or like physical harm or something when you're helping someone sometimes a complete stranger or whatever there is a weird connection that exists that's a a moment of intimacy yeah so imagine when it's a life like you're saying and it's a hot girl if you combine that it's like oh we're in love we don't know each other but we're in love for like 30 seconds sure is that who is drowning in your story no it was it was a small child I did save this can you tell us that story what the ████ I don't want to talk about it dude it's very private but no I was like I was like 11 or something and you saved the
6:46 dog no some kid fell in the pool and I ████ it wasn't a big deal so it wasn't as an adult but as an adult I did find someone's pit bull walking around in the street and I picked it up and then I brought it I found the people and I brought it back to him and then the next day they brought me ice cream so I could only imagine that's very cool what would it would be like if I saved a woman's life you know what I mean I'm for sure gonna be marrying that person yeah no see I really mean dead it to me for sure no wait you were talking about Joe like the connection you make but when it's exponentially magnified to the life then it's like yeah yeah then they can't leave you and have some excuse no they can't say oh you know we had irreconcilable differences like no if you save somebody they become your property immediately exactly yeah exactly that's exactly what
7:37 it is like a woman like when I was in college yeah I knew nothing about like picking up women or anything but I was like The Lazy Man's way to fall in love it really no it really is dude because like this girl she saved me from I flew off my skateboard and in my I was in the air midair I was prepared to like push her out of the way because I was going to land on her she was like No And she caught my hands so you wouldn't help yes right when she like caught my hands my feet touched and I landed like right in front of her and I stopped right she's in college now in if it was like as like an adult adult I'd been like hey thank you so much like what's your name she was shocked that I stopped right in front of her like we were both shocked at our physical prowess at that level she owns you and did you go in for a kiss and the thing is as I was so like ignorant with all that stuff I thought I didn't get her name nothing but if this happened now I
8:28 get her name or number or Instagram I get everything you get too much yeah I get too much yeah you know but like that I knew nothing of that but I was in a situation we do want kids immediately exactly so you fell like that and you said thank you yeah I was just the first thing I said was are you okay because I in my mind she was scared that I was gonna plow into her which is what I would have done because which is what you would have done later you know yeah number one number one yeah but yeah like that happened too early in my life was she attractive I remember she was like she wasn't like hot but she was like the attractive like you want to date her yeah you don't want to marry the hot ones how did this lady get into this beheading situation yeah that's very what does the article say I don't know no she tried she tried to put a restraining order against this guy right and then he ends up coming to her house with the saber she she was being harassed by him
9:19 multiple times yes she files a report saying she wants a restraining order it was taking a while how come it didn't work the restraining orders are kind of ████ the search for the weapons still ongoing the suspects suffer suffered a medical emergency of some sort afterwards details are limited because they had the guy they had the guy in custody but uh details are very limited it's very early it's just ████ happened so yeah restraining order is a ████ joke against a guy who's willing to go to jail for cutting your head off yeah dude what the ████ I think he probably he probably tried to stab himself after because you know like when you had those mass shootings they'll be like oh the shooter killed himself after I think it's because it set it sets in now what he what that person just did yeah and he can't they can't take that pressure and then they shoot them they kill themselves I think this guy probably did this and he goes what the hell did I just do but he cut a whole head off that's kind of how do you even get a sword out of the car and then
10:09 walk up to the church crazy I'm just saying I just think at least she didn't have a gun because maybe she could have accidentally shot somebody who's behind him oh thank God she didn't have a gun to shoot anybody yeah you know what the irony is it's actually legal to carry a sword like like so the way the law is written is is that for foldable knives that whole hand thing is BS like if you have it in your pocket if the clip sticking out it's okay but you can't have a folding knife in your pocket without the clip showing you it's concealed at that point now a sword a a non-foldable knife as long as it's sheath you can have it on your person what so like that sword you can legally carry it around as long as it's sheath that's like it's a weird way the law is Rich you can't have nunchucks I saw a fat ninja there was a fat ninja in Hawaii he was riding a moped bed with a ████ ninja sword I mean yeah like a katana behind
11:00 them yeah yeah and then he had he had a tank top on that was really tight and just rolls just hanging out and then dreadlocks too dude if you have a good sauna on your person's red flag I mean yeah then Chuck it's worth they say it's worse to have a nunchucks like legally speaking than a gun yeah in your car which is beyond me because nunchucks do the most damage to yourself yeah Alyssa Bruce Lee yeah and if you and if you like you've curated the skills to be really good with nunchucks guess what you're a ████ loser that's exactly that's exactly right it wasn't it was a so there were certain weapons like this or nunchucks or whatever right they were the choice of gangs in the 60s so to punish them to the highest his West Side Story days dude it was like get them with that yeah but like guns
11:52 are cool yeah you can have a gun but like nunchucks Oh no you're You're gone for like x amount of years was this dude this guy was this is a ████ felony camera we gotta blur this out this has become a patreon video now because well this is definitely a patreon video I'll tell you that right now I'll tell you that right now that was a close call man monetize for that [Music] thank you [Music]
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