0:00 [Music] a tesla driver was spotted watching porn while stuck in traffic why wouldn't you that's the benefit that's why you get a tesla yeah yeah why i think that's like the uh american way but i think the original way is that tesla yeah like we say nike but it's the night view but it's actually mike [Laughter] what a lot bro this is a that's a really good that's a really good shot that's a really good show what is that those are legs just legs up baby just open wait what the ████ is it a crane shot like i knew it would be the most regular porn semi truck wait something adventurous
0:52 you can watch shows while you're driving because i thought that there was like a safety thing where you can only watch it parked that's what i thought too i have this ████ like a ████ man i have one but like i can't watch ████ you gotta get that gotta get that brother's firmware on your was he beaten off while he was watching i you know that's a great i don't understand people that just watch porn and they don't beat off at the same time yeah is that creepier actually i have to be completely honest with you you research it let me finish let me think can we just fill in the blanks for you yeah can we assume everything i'm not going to say anything he's the kind of guy that has a clipboard and he watches porn and he writes everything wrong about it that's an interesting judgment of me no but you watch porno without touching yourself so anytime i uh anytime i'm driving for a long distance and i just you have the message i started getting sleepy do you want me to stay when i
1:42 when i get where are we going with this low key that's a fire strategy this is what i'm saying i do all the slapping i'll do hidden i'll play music crazy i'll put down the window and what it's a really long drive and i can't do anything else to keep myself awake i'll ████ put porn on on my phone and then have the audio go on and you don't even have to watch it i swear to god if you're just you bust nuts from listening to it dude you don't even touch it nobody actually said anything about bustling like this you drive like this [Laughter] aussie three and nine don't judge me he's the one that's ████ busting it hey is weirder than busting nuts on audio all right
2:32 cause i was following his logic and i was like okay that makes sense i can make sense but then as soon as you said nine and tell them that that doesn't make sense i'll take it i'll take it off that's your last resort to stay awake i love that i'm gonna try driving like this tonight then psychologically like even even if you're not watching it maybe just the the taboo concept of like getting caught or something you just wake the ████ up so this guy was just sleepy while he was driving for you it's the it's the uh forbiddenness like you're just trying to stay awake also it sounds funny as ████ how do you no i was just saying as someone that falls asleep when they drive like after a long wait what the ████ yeah sometimes you just fall asleep it's just two years you'll get tired when you take the road oh i have a tesla so i just gotta just fall asleep i just knock out my point is when you get sleepy and you're trying to slap your face you're trying to stick your head out the ████ window i think that probably does work it hella works like because
3:22 falling asleep one is like my biggest pet peeve for my own life of driving because you're putting yourself in your dangerous position and other people yeah and it's just the worst ████ feeling so i i tried to find anything there's this whole thing where i started like uh pinching the inside of your thigh i've done that yeah right so so you just do a bunch of things to try and stay with any gummy bears that's what the second you ████ put on something like porn guaranteed you're you're well i don't know what to find though because i can never find like the one right off the bat is it you just play whatever's just you just put whatever you're not really watching it because you have to you're watching it bro yeah because your hands are at 10 at night but your eyes your eyes are your eyes are at six have you ever have you ever jacked off and then trained or there's some that doesn't make that's not science don't let your mom watch this episode dude i feel like she's gonna find it or have you ever jacked off and then you train that's just the name of the video
4:12 brandon jacks off then trains and then her punches are like i told that too like don't don't ████ or or come before a fight like stay like who's your leg is that a myth or what is that who ruins your life that's what they say that's what they call that yeah it ruins your leg yeah right is that what you say like a long-term fight it does you can i mean you could feel a difference like long-term sparring sessions i guess you could feel a difference because i'll say this well you ever have an intense lovemaking session and your legs are just like wobbly they're just so yeah they're wobbly bart has it he doesn't know what they're talking about it feels like lava yeah they're all wobbly amen to that brother come on brother and then the next day when you train you kind of kind of suck a little did your dad ever hold mitts and he's like no you jacked off
5:02 freddie you ████ it again dude god damn i'm here with those jack off legs oh my god guess i'm coming your fight you better be filled up by the time you fight son i don't have aggression after i come it's difficult because like yeah you only start judging yourself they don't check come levels like when you go if i start sparring and ████ i'm all like bro can we just hug and ████ and like go chill well they say like you release your testosterone or something it's just i like the way you like bob and weave all those ████ see what are they there all those like verbal bobbin yeah he doesn't want to answer any of the questions good for you swerving it up when you're in camp is it like a personal rule no jacking off all right you don't have to answer that this is for fun just in case your mom's watching well you can answer it if you would like to it's up to you what is it
5:53 who is scarier to find this video your mom and your dad like who would be like worse to hear it from she's probably my dad 100. but my dad probably like what the hell my mom like she's like i feel like my mom like we could talk about anything oh okay but like my dad is like i don't know if it's just my dad or just the asian thing i don't know more strict yeah damn he's like there's too much estrogen in that room you're going in that roof you're going to ruin your testosterone and ████ [Laughter] i actually do remember not jacking off and watching porn wait what yeah it was because 10 minutes later yeah because i was i was judging i was judging people i was like who's the
6:44 ████ that watches porn and doesn't do ████ to their dick right and i was like oh that's me i'm guilty because i read a study that um men who are constantly looking at like naked women and all that it actually boosts your testosterone so i was like okay how do i boost my natural testosterone let me look at the most sexual things that i can see which is porn right and then as soon as i'm like all ████ horny as ████ i start working out oh yeah does it work yeah did you feel like you naked as you're working out you pump an iron with your penis or what's going on it got me excited and they got me motivated and i was using all that horny energy to ████ lift and ████ it was yeah it's different right they played porn at planet finish now yeah they put on the tv now i don't know how it makes sense if it's true science but all i know is that whatever got me hyped
7:34 whether it's like anger horny whatever it helps me lift because i'm just i'm just on a higher emotional state did you get blue balls yeah after you finished lifting did you have to go back and finish the hell yeah i did hell yeah i ████ took a shower ████ beat off and took a nap smoked a cigarette with his cigarette like he just accomplished after working out he just pulled a deep drag that's a good workout dude obviously it's a it's a whole like ████ ceremony right so it's too much dang work it's just easier to wake up and ████ like lift i don't know ceremony is that the best pre-workout you would say i don't think it was the best it was pretty good this barbell brigade pre-workout yeah barbell's 10 out of 10. jacking off or actually watching poor before you work out probably like a six out of ten right i don't know i think a good warm-up and coffee does
8:25 the job too you know yeah you're gonna watch 20 minutes of porn i got a ████ so i'm not working horny and then go to the gym with a ████ raging boner no don't do that dude but do that but imagine going to a boxing gym everyone be like i'm not training with you right now get your ass out you've got a weird energy today bro right every time it goes back in the corner they put a phone right in front of his eyes the vr oh my god those ████ shorts are thin as ████ too oh they're all silky and ████ damn you pitching a tent bro i'm so sorry dude i'm sorry dude [Music]
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