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Family Kicked Off Flight After Passengers Complain About Their Smell

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0:00 [Music] uh this happened a while ago but you know there's a lawsuit that comes from it so we're talking about it now there was a family who was kicked off of a flight after passengers complained that they smelled the whole family I would like to know this whole story now go ahead and uh go ahead and guess the ethnic group that this family is Bart if I were to be racist Anthony I would say Indian that's ████ I also said Indian I only if I'm being racist Anthony first of all I love Indian people okay so calm down bar second of all they're not Indian what's your second guess racist yeah no it's being racist Anthony white trash on the record incorrect my white my white trash people are you is he white trash yeah are you kidding me goddamn patron saint is Jesus Christ Christian what's wrong with you

0:50 I'll tell you who they're not I'll tell you who they're not they're not Mexican cuz they have the best smelling laundry in the world smell like detergent like crazy never metad there's a difference between they have the best laundry in the world they smell like detergent no sorry softener okay yeah not detergent my bad their ████ smells but either way we'll take it dude okay well this couple was kicked off of flight over claims that they had quote bad body odor and they filed a federal lawsuit against Nick's favorite Airline American Airlines American Airlines claiming they were victims of religious and racial discrimination religious why religious cuz it's their religion a stank exactly it says it are they rostas and they smell like weed do and they were just like I don't understand the skunk smell wasn't expecting that at all I'm like yo pass

1:41 the weed dude that smells good dude what a wild card they were not Rosas this is it maybe not the best picture but this is a picture of the family that was kicked off I don't want to continue the story they're I can't tell what what are they doing they're being kicked off they're Jewish they're off that's Jewish god Dam right how you feel about that are they your people look but Jewish people aren't known for smelly food I don't know if was the food man oh like smelly skin some ████ I'd also like to know the whole story here guys like somebody's like hey we got to like remove from flight like why and they got violent you know what I mean I'll just say one they got a little caddy forget comparing the races that always goes bad yeah within a single given race you got your great racial stereotypes and you got your bad ones

2:33 stereotypes are statistically a little bit of Truth to them at least am I right yeah yeah that's why they're stereotypes yeah but there's no stereotype of stinky Jewish I've never heard of that I've made many jokes okay made many jokes anything hateful I can attach to the Jewish people I just go doesn't even have to make sense but you know some of us are at various places on that intra racial hierarchy and and some people are like Dam like you're really repping that ████ you know what what's that guy's name that played in the NBA uh one of you people Jeremy lyy L Jeremy ly you ████ said it too that's true when a Japanese businessman buys a dirty underwear from a vending machine I go why is it got to be another one of us to do that or we went fishing one time and there was a Japanese guy in the boat and guess what he caught all the fish he

3:24 caught the biggest but that's a good stereotype but all the fish have radiation or when when white girls go to and get PS all's you're like then we made it even worse Asia stereotype we robbed that ████ took his Bish we from America but yeah some of the people in any race just kind of are having a bad time with things some of them might even have a profound amount of terrible body odor that they're exuding hey can they sue us for a comedy podcast uh they can sue them if anything ████ you guys my name's Anthony Lee we'll be in trouble I own barbell Brigade all right so this is that's a very good disclaimer by the way why do you look like that according to Yosi Adler and his wife okay they were the uh in the civil action this couple Yehuda ysf Adler and Jenny Adler told

4:14 how they suffered from quote unbearable humiliation embarrassment and mental and emotional anguish they got great you lawyer to ████ make that up unbearable ████ you still look like you around you look like you bar oh there a pause pause I'll Riff on this ████ ████ we made it through ████ generations of ████ oppression Holocaust shrug that ████ off and then you get ████ someone tells you smell it or play like oh it's unbearable my pancreas you guys know the ████ motto for the IDF the Israeli Defense Forces one of the best militaries on the planet is never again that's the ████ model again again and you're and they're out to ████ Israeli Navy Seals kill everybody Israel assassinates other ████ people it's the only state to take credit for assassinations and then you're out here ████ morah high whatever the ████ like I I was embarrassed on a plane damn it n up goddamn great race out here what

5:05 are you doing there's other people you're [Laughter] represent what a t sometimes we see punk ass Asians do punk ass ████ ████ like God damn it why are we the same are watching the rest of us true and they're judging us they like why you got to be a stereotype Dude entirely wrong you say Kanye yeah I'm not going to say the other guy yeah he wasn't entirely wrong yeah yeah he's had a few good points here but uh yeah it's just you know what else did he say yeah so the staff at Miami International Airport removed them and their 19-month-old baby daughter off the plane they said they couldn't return du allegations okay she smells on the flight but to be honest like they stinky all of a sudden as soon as they took us off they closed the gate and then they said sorry sir some people

5:56 complained you had bad body water and were not letting you back on his wife claims they were so confused about the whole thing they stopped people in the airport to find out whether they did in fact smell that's weird this whole story getting they do do you think they ask excuse me can you smell me really quick smell like this is ████ no no be honest yes yes you smell like ████ ████ and then they're like oh no dude it's weird has an heir look good that that quote there's no ████ there's no ████ ████ way that happened but also apparently some of it did There's you as like a ████ whoever it is like that owns cuz like an Airlines like there's somebody that's like the gate if that's their job like you gate 10 for this flight you're in charge like the head whatever the ████ to be able to be the person that has to make that call cuz the pilot hits you up like the ████ suie come back over here she's like there's a problem with the door like Su get over here those people have

6:47 to get off they smell and you're like you're just a mild mannered ████ Latina woman who lives in Miami and those are ████ job every day and they're like go tell those three Jewish people they can't be on here anymore cuz they smell like ████ and you're like Jesus Christ just do this with ████ tickets I scam people's phones I'm nice to people who yell at me I don't I'm not built for this but then they're like do your ████ job that's tough you off you smell you smell you smell you're cool you smell that's why I got to lie to him they got to bait them off they got to be like oh there's a problem there's an issue we need drop the plane real quick there someone with your ticket Clos the door and then they like actually smell yeah you know what do you think they got your stereotypes go they're celebrating Hanukkah early they're like hi uh free mat a hot place they were sweating Miami is very warm yeah it's humid you know what would get me off the flight like sir I don't mean to disturb you you seem

7:39 already very comfortable but there is a person who is in net worth in the billions giving extensive detailed stock portfolio management advice just outside the the complicated ████ bait ever just outside the gate just outside and he's got nobody to hear his advice he's actually writing notes for you he's giv power points and I'm like I honey we got I got I got to hear this guy out and then boom they close the door I don't even give a ████ I'm like hey ████ that plane I'm I'm hearing my man even though your wife's still on the plane she's good she can take care so fun mean ass Filipina ████ she's good I'm more worried about other the other people on the flight having to deal with her you know people get worried about their wives and ████ like oh you know CU she like she travels for it she's a super famous like uh She's Like A Team

8:30 USA doctor for Olympics and ████ like that and she'll like fly all around the world like I don't know what she does like fix athletes when they fall off their various sporting equipment and uh you know people say like oh my wife's going XYZ country like I'm worried about her I'm never I'm worried she's going to start a ████ international incident the Slovenian Army has like a problem they to call Nato like what's going on like we can't stop this one person she's destroyed three tanks ey lasers coming out what do we do must be very proud so proud so proud she worries about you yeah exactly sounds like that's true really it's more like hate of not worry I I do have a Chinese Asian woman impression but this is too political I think now's the right time you know I think this is the right place to do it Place Jerry if this gets us cancelled what are we going to do for

9:20 work we're going to work at a Chinese restaurant I'm going to order I would like chicken broccoli please so the way you start I started curating this impression a long time it's going to suck it's going to suck I don't think so but it's pretty choice so people with their Impressions they try to talk too much like they would and understand a lot of ████ that comes out of cuz I'm foreign I'm from Russia myself so I have great Russian impression that's too easy but like foreigners don't say the ████ you think you're going to say so when a an old ass Hong Kong talk this is a very specific impr canones even better 98 years old cigarette and M has run some combination of incredible Chinese restaurants and whouses her entire life and she's looked 98 for the last I don't know a thousand years before that she was beautiful the most beautiful and

10:10 she's so ████ resentful that she doesn't look like that she sells these ████ way way harder she has no love for them at all you know who I'm talking about I do your grandma or thank and and then so it's the landlord from Kung Fu Hustle it is with the slipper yo that's a real ████ person that's time I know 880 people like there's a ████ amazing your due diligence 100% Chinese restaurant in metro Detroit with this lady's ████ real and I just copied her and I got this impression and so she first of all her tone of voice was always yelling at you that's you want to order something she was start and you were like what the ████ is that what you want all that and you're like hello she's like wow what you want to order and you're like oh what do I want to order I've seen her yell down like 6'4 300 lb black men and they're

11:00 just like whatever you say she ████ pure ener and I don't she seems to ████ hate everyone around her one time I was like I had come back to restaurant like 20 years later I was there as a kid and I was like oh like it's great to see you she like oh yeah she can't tell us apart I know that and and then so she's like I'm like oh do you like do you own the restaurant she's like I made a punchline ████ why is it hilarious you've been here for 95 years I ass soon just own the place he was like a that's ridiculous yeah ridiculous ridiculous there's 18 Silvers in there she's not trying to say that's bad for you yeah so oh ████ that's very good plenty more of that cosigned by asan you're doing Russian in the next

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