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Off The Record: What Other Profession Would You Want to Try?

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0:00 [Music] welcome back everybody to another spectacular episode of the careful boys where today all right we're going to ask the awesome question of if you could choose to be good at any profession without having to receive the accompanying education or trade experience which would you choose H though they do honestly make B are you kidding me dude out of anything h y one of I met this guy cuz we needed to borrow a car um for a photo shoot and then I asked this guy I was like what do you do and uh and then I found out he was friends with one of my business mentors one of the guys that started Hurley and they're neighbors so the guy that started Hurley he lives in D like

0:51 triple gated community in like Dana Point right and then this guy lives there too and they end up surfing together and he has all these cars I was like what do you do he goes I own an HVAC company so that's why I was like I was going to buy one that's ████ crazy dude yeah well first of all I had a very good relationship with my HB guy when I was here in California he's this Russian dude they wait explain explain what it is real quick for air conditioning heating ventilation air conditioning and like this guy was dope he could just come to my place and like because I didn't like you didn't call ahead and enough to get the apartment manager to unlock the ladder he would bring his own ladder he's like no ████ these people ████ them they'll never come they never come and all this ████ that guy yeah he and he would like put his own ladder there and all ████ by way just support us in the war he didn't say that didn't happen yet he sounds like

1:42 both sides so then he uh yeah he would fix my ████ all the time and he's like he's like whoever did your apartment they're stupid they're stupid ████ I hate them like cuz we'd always get this leak in the ceiling or whatever and he was like I ████ hate the people who made your place and and he was so then by the time it was time to leave yeah he's always this grizzled guy by the time it was time to leave because I had seen him so many times cuz R sucks so bad he like got kind of emotional when it was like time to go like I was like hey dude yeah just so you know this is probably it cuz like we're we're selling he's like he's like where are you going bro I was he's like cuz I think he's wanted to leave California for so long I I don't hit it that bad yeah but he was like he was like I was showing him the the lakes and all the stuff where we're going and stuff he's like he's like this is beautiful this is so I'm I hope you

2:32 and your beautiful wife have a great time he hugged me and ████ wow yeah this guy made bank and he was like dope and he was no nonsense and he could work whenever he wanted or he could tell me to go ████ myself if he want to and I still needed him what if he tried to keep you try to get you to stay like come on it's not that bad stay in California it's not that after new some nothing but if feel was like no it's not that bad stay it's not the bad he didn't he didn't think that I just wanted to try it on are Joe your in California go the the HVAC company was going to get us about $4 million they margins were ████ amazing amazing say it Russian say it Russian but what was difficult here is the education so you are right on the donkey's butt my friend yes

3:23 this so the crazy the the hard part is that the HVAC are there's so many yeah it's not just like Toyota Honda and you know it's like there's you have to learn so ████ much and there's so many you know and then different parts and whatever and the education behind it it's not like like a cleaning company right like I mean cleaning it's like you just come up with your own system and everyone gets cleaning you can hire anybody all Ajax whatever but with with with HVAC you have to train yeah I'm I'm genuinely surprised we're just talking about HV that's a legit professional dude imagine imagine hooking up your friends it's like dude your AC is down and your your friends about to be ████ it's like I got you I have a friend who's HVAC guy he hooks it up because HVAC guys are if they're your friend they can get you the illegal

4:14 Freon oh that's tight how do you do make it extra cold no it's not to make it extra cold The Forbidden temperature no because 50 Decor every every so often and and they haven't done this in a while but they'll like the state will like update the rules on how the air conditioning should be powered or how it should work and they'll be like oh that old Freon 22 is now harmful to the environment you can't use it no more got to delete it so now you got to update your system but then all the ones that um are grandfathered in still run on it but they're not allowed to refill so by the time they finally run out you got to get a new system so what these guys do is if you know them they can still give you the old ████ to refill your expired because you buy it from a country or a state that still uh makes Mother Russia yeah but it's illegal and the tank is a specific color that stands out so

5:05 brightly that he's like if another HVAC guy sees me holding it he's going to wrap me out oh wow ████ you know what the biggest scam is for extra cold the biggest scam is a lot of our parents told us to go to college get a degree and get like a office job all of my friends who are in like trades and you know they have um some type of like like skill in in electrician the infrastructure jobs they're making ████ bank they're killing and they work they work as much as they want to or as little as they want to they set their own ████ hours most truck drivers too man they're ████ killing it oh and by the way did you guys hear about this Elon is going to be setting up a a school like his own school that's just going to be trades that's cool wow amazing amazing wow what was the question

5:55 again what U you you be good at any profession cool about HB do you want to work on air conditioners any hot takes on on H what is a skill you you can do like that no accompanying education or trade experience you just wake up it's like the Matrix is this profession I would just like it download it and then now I can do it yeah but you don't have to invest the years it takes to like perfect the do like any type of woodworking or Contracting like like I would love to be a guy who could build a with my own bare hands oh I think that ████ is the coolest ████ I've ever seen in my life like every dad the generation prior kind of for real but like you know like a master ████ contractor like that would be ████ sick can I change my answer yes cuz then in that whole thing

6:46 electrical HVAC for like 30 minutes cuz you could do HVAC in that whole system yeah and I can maybe do plumbing maybe you could do electrical architecture dude you got that's like almost not fair that's yeah that's too many things that's too many categories carpentry though just pick one okay Carpenter okay either that one or farming like being able to farm farming like an oh agry boy huh AG boy so much work you want you want to be a I want be you want to be able to grow your own spinach I want to be a hunter I don't want to be a gatherer huh gr my own spinach I'd rather be this guy ████ you you don't know what you ████ you you don't know what you're ████ you you don't know ████ so you just want to be like magically good at farming like just anything what's your specialty cilantro you just got a ████ on the plants and that's it yeah I don't think that's true I don't know ████ about farming but I don't think that's true it is true Google it do you grow tomatoes with David go back to no uh ████ no ████ no

7:38 you need to taste my tomato I think carpentry would be tight I'll go carpentry that be tight hey carpentry is are really hey don't let us PE pressure you into a different answer that was my first answer be a boy you a boy boy Ault boy oh my God a boy boy did you say you had one right oh no you said you wanted to change it you want to change it what is it now though I want to be a dancer killer you only skills that what skills would you need I don't know I never was born with that how would you do it would you a lot of of higher education and trade experience with this thing it's a huge Steve would answer I wanted to steal his answer and then you guys I've never even heard I've never even heard the term dancer killer it's a really cool movie Steve's method would be like two common words you got to go on LinkedIn more dude you gather them you hunt them and

8:28 then you trap them and then you kill them Steve would do like a giant like dance battle with one guy and then out of his sleeve a little gun would come out and just shoot him any dancer you just want all of them to no it' be like the blade Vampire scene where like out of the sprinklers comes some kind of acid and all of them die isn't that similar to like the gas chamber during the totally different cuz there's a bunch of dancers damn man I think for me it would be uh be a doctor damn yeah cuz I don't like the studying and whatever part but I I think think it would be cool and like you'd be an asset to your friends and family if you knew how the body worked and stuff so when ████ happens you're like I could help fix you or whatever you know like like uh yeah like just be like that that Medical Aid I feel like you're a doctor now yo that would be hella funny though that'd be hella funny if gen granted your wish and was like you now have your

9:20 doctorate and that's it PhD of ████ flowers or some ████ but you don't have any skills you just have aor PhD and flot I would be probably a ER doctor dang but that's high stress stress trauma traa huh dude and some days you're not going to be able to save them I know cuz the part that inspired me was uh when taica got his first seizure in front of me I was laughing and crying at the same time cuz uh he was put in the ambulance we didn't know what the ████ was going on so the ambulance like it just starts running all the red lights right and then so they're going I'm following the ambulance and I was like the most one of the most traumatic moments of in my life and I'm like what the ████ that was ████ crazy that's my son I never seen that happen and I'm like dude what do I do for a living I was like just ████ act like a clown on like God damn it ████ so I made me go

10:10 you feel useless yeah I felt so useless I couldn't even save my own son what I going to do Fu like like the wake up man what you doing don't shake around like that you know like it's working it's working tell them jokes yeah so I was like tell them more jokes so I was like man it' be tight if knew what to do not only for my family but other people you know like at the beach someone collapses or whatever like you could just help on the airline you want yeah cuz they go is there a doctor I go thank God I'm not a doctor man you have to ████ you you have an obligation to help somebody you're on vacation with your family now you got to work for free climb over sleeping no I I flew so much to the point where like there's probably a couple people that Di died already I've

11:00 heard that multiple times really like is there a doctor yeah they go they died already don't worry about it actually forget that call for a do don't pay attention to the guy covered in blankets he's not dead that's what they do bro really cold and he's sleeping when I was uh when they did the duct duct and then like you come in the back of the area that they said oh doctor here doctor there and then the doctor's gone right doctor everywhere there's a blanket over a person and a seat belt over their ████ face and you still have to sit next to them yeah and you're just like that ████ dead they don't ever ask for a nurse huh no they say a medical professional anybody get really pissed they go Medical Professional not a nurse don't get up nurses we need a chiropra CU they could help too D they do though they do so yeah whether you're a doctor or nurse you go up and you show them your card oh and then the they they have to verify

11:51 cuz there's also crazy people that pretend they're doctors I don't know why anybody wants to pretend that they're a doctor but that sh happens right and then they'll be like I'm a doctor I can save them and then they have to show the they have to show the ID card and then they go okay you're a doctor yeah and then if they're having a seizure if they're having anything they have to verify it's right on the way to Vegas there was that guy that had the seizure next to me and then I had to go excuse me and then they're like stay down we're we're Landing I'm like no he needs help yeah yeah that's that's what I would that would be my answer actually Chiropractic and acupuncturist really what that's specific huh how come how come how come that wow one because I think it's worked Wonders on me and I I enjoy like the relas both well Chiropractic more for like momentary relief acupuncture is for like

12:41 real relief oh interesting I also like get a kick off of ████ YouTube video ASMR stuff on Chiropractics when they're just like cracking ████ and you just get to cracking hot ladies big ass boobs yeah everywhere I specifically only want to have clients that are hot as ████ and very busty do you like um AK fat dud do you like acupuncture ASMR uh that's just painful that's just ah but but I just do believe in that actually more acupuncturist but like I do believe in how that like helps people and like to be able to administer s similar things but less stressful environment yeah you know what's really ████ funny here is that we have professions that people dream of right and then once you achieve that all of your answers are normal normal jobs I want to work in construction I just I want to have a farm I want to be a

13:31 doctor like normal ████ jobs right it's true you guys you guys no longer dream because my dreams are still outlandish I want to be a these aren't our dreams this is just answering the prom all of us just know how to stick to a admit it's your dream it's content Joe all right what's yours yeah but then okay I'll tell you the chandelier maker if I didn't have to practice do anything it would be to be the best pool player so I could be a pool shark oh that's a sick one oh dude that's sick you don't need higher education for that shot by some guys you know how many hours you need that you want that to be your profession yeah dude they be break out Lucille Jeffrey ████ bust out and then you oh and then you start ████ up people pool shark will be L never get tired of that dude it's Joe's a very

14:22 cool guy did you just look over there and that's your answer trigger a memory I used to play pull all the yeah cuz I I didn't know Joe like pulled out yeah you know that you know where you know where the ████ uh shooter Mario park shooting went down I used to go there all the time and play pool all the time are you any good at pool no that's why I wish I had that's why it's like you know how many it's ████ dude okay well yeah I would love to be a professional yeah I get it well I know you probably will be one day how come you choose acupuncture versus do like golfer inspir me I can tell people what is this acupuncture you know there's AC you need acupuncture probably there's acupuncturist doctors watching us right now going I wish I had

15:12 your job yeah I wish I was a barber yeah I could be really no oh it's just it's cool though like there the way to get there is way harder you got to read all these ████ books yeah we clowned our way to where we got that's true yeah I think I would enjoy the process of becoming a professional golfer because even if I sucked and I got good and I got better and I got better that's still enjoyable versus like needing to ████ study every acupressure point and understanding how to administer that and doing that in like the high school or the school functions you know what I mean like I'd be a professional golfer announcer and I'd be like he ████ sucks just anti Anthony right now what is a very he's got his dream job already all I guess it's like how many hours and how hard something is I would be like maybe engineering or programming of some sort that's very hard

16:03 boring my answer is I would I would be a hacker a hacker that' be cool then you could hack anything yeah any profession i' be a crypto maker you to wor about anything that's not really hard anyone cuz hacking's like that's crazy to be super good at that and then you can keep it a secret that's true huh and you will be famous aren you like halfway there I wish yes see can you do you code no I can't can't says the guy who rebuilt Final Fantasy with all your friends but that's that's different that's script said the guy who made notorious ████ GTA tracks that everybody plays and go that's not even coding at all it's not cing it but I saw a hacker documentary on how they recruit they make you crack a code while someone gives you a ████ I saw that too is a docent it's a documentary that a documentary oh us it's Johnta I think yep it's a it's a true life story hacker

16:53 documentary I think it was Wolverine actually true life story hacker documentary cool answer yeah y can we bring it back to HVAC though yeah let's go back to H you know what though HV pretty sick though I I was after I saw the company's numbers I was so shocked how much they make and I think the biggest con here just goes right back down to like those jobs that are like people are like you need to get a office job you wear a suit you can't be ████ you can't be working on houses and ████ I was like damn dude that's where the money was at what the ████ not to brag probably what I will be known for finding gems I knew that about H just saying okay what's another one round two everyone go one more time but you have 30 seconds Max okay um art of appraiser seems easy like a con job yeah

17:45 exactly but then if you're like if you have the reputation of being a really good arter praiser I see I mean you just look at stuff and go yeah it's worth this much oh you know those guys on on the tubes who like go to yard sales and then they resell everything and like like basically like film themselves ████ all these people at yard sales and then reselling everything for like 30X these people at yard sales is like they're drwing out of their mouths just hand you stuff for free I'd be one of those I want to be a light round I I want to be a yacht Builder Builder which part of the yacht all of it the whole the architecting and then the building okay the lamps the lamps just the lamp cuz there's people that I have a friend who only does interior design for yach Wow but doesn't even know how to like like the the boy I want a yacht sales I want to be a yacht salesman that's a really cute way of saying it

18:35 yacht salesman a yacht seller yeah Anthony lightning round yach than they sell uh extremely skilled photographer hey cool I think it would just put me in really cool life situations that's true with a lot of hot girls oh wait no not yeah that's that as well that as well are we talking about the profession and actually doing the profession or just the skills of the profession well being that in profession that's what I'm saying if I was extremely skilled then chances are I'd be like working for really high some some of these professions you you can only prove that you have the skill by reaching the top of that profession like art appraiser lifestyle comes with it too I can't just be good at it in my mind front R for like sports or like F1 or like ████ highend fashion or like or really really hot chicks in really exclusive rich

19:26 areas you know start as my professional in a public place and someone's like we need an art appraiser emergency we need AR who's an AR appraiser oh my vacation dude what's yours what's your quick one my quick one um I would do clamation who I think I always love clamation I think it's cool wow so you like G is it cuz of Gumby no it's cuz of the Rudolph oh yeah do you remember the Matt TV Rudolphs of course they're great they real cool yeah but yeah that s███'s cool so would you want to work on Robot Chicken no oh okay they're his Rivals we do pure his production has to be called dancer killer that's love it I like it actually love it dance killer ring to it what's

20:16 up Nick probably uh probably a chef that'd be pretty cool what's your specialty just anything with a walk oh chines Chef n dude I want to walk the wave of rice that's like I really yeah yeah I really like those dudes that could make like different types of flavors from different countries whatever do like a fusion type of deal yeah you know but like like upscale like I just love I just love watching people cook man I'm going to get a walk in my chef you said what you should be a ████ Chef oh Malaysian food court style what about you ████ ████ I would want to be a Navy SEAL but I don't want to be at War but I just like do you want to kill anybody time Navy SEAL no I like I like that they can survive anywhere oh part is cool like throw them anywhere like ████ in a trash bag like a grill when they come out they're like yeah easy

21:06 that's oh easy mode you're a homeless man you could survive anywhere about the actual survival skills they survive anything yeah but he want a medal though professional though oh they could be they could be tied up by the mafia and they'll survive I know I know you don't have to be you don't have to kill you could be a spy they're just professional tattletails oh like an Intel guy yep is that exciting enough talking to your earpiece I want to be like a yeah a bear of grills he's like special pretty much yeah go collect Wilderness but he doesn't want to do the killing part well then he could be like bear girls where he's not doing killing but he's so good at it he's teaching everybody and there's reality show profal Survivor yeah why I left JK video maker and every yeah I make them

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