0:00 I want Steve's take on this. Okay. The question is why there's always one Asian group where it's okay to roast. I want to understand your Asian ethnic hierarchy of where you think it's like the easiest to just >> We don't know the difference. >> That's the truest thing he ever said. >> That's the truth. >> You ever see that one game they were playing where it's like uh is it's like two Asians or different angle? >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Same guy, different angle. >> Oh yeah. So it'll be like they'll have >> guy or different Yeah. [laughter] like this and take a picture like this and then a picture like this and then they go, "Is that two guys or is that just the same guy, different angle?" And I was playing as an Asian. I got all of them wrong. >> We even proved it because for the [laughter] first like freaking seven years of JK, we didn't even tell people what we were and kept people kept fighting and saying, "No, they're Korean. They're Vietnamese." Even Asians couldn't ████ tell.
0:50 >> I have a mix up my own relatives. >> You didn't even tell people your last name for a long time. >> Mhm. You go to your own relatives, you don't understand which Asian they are when they're speaking Chinese to you. >> No, I don't I forget if that's ████ Ben or ████ Bucho or whatever. I [laughter] like which one's which. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That happens to me all the time, too. >> You know the breakdowns, all these categories and ████ like that. Nobody's there. >> You do. I think you're the most >> bored. I think most exposed to white guy ever. >> What's the hierarchy you're asking, though? Like which one's the top? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The hierarchy of which you believe it's easiest to make fun of >> Chinese people. >> The easiest. >> Yeah. You don't think Indians are? >> I I honestly would have thought maybe Indian. >> No, cuz Chinese people are notoriously rude. >> That's true. So [laughter] are Indians, right? >> That's not funny, Ryan. >> Yeah, but you can run. I I don't know. I I agree with that, though. >> Is it because [laughter] there's there's more Chinese, too? So, it's just like
1:41 more. It's like it's like >> it's the first thing that you know as a kid cuz you see cartoons. >> It's timeless dog. Timeless. It's one of the best roasters ever. >> Still getting in trouble for that today. You think it'd be played out, but there's still people getting troubled for that. >> Not funny until you're like 10 >> and then it gets funnier. >> It gets way funnier [laughter] >> cuz they like Indian people don't have that, right? They don't have like a like you can't really >> Well, they're also not as prevalent. >> Damn. >> But I don't think that's that's >> But that's what they actually do. >> No. Making how about making like stew with your feet. >> But that's a new one. That's a new age. >> Used to put a red dot and make fun of my best friend as a kid. >> That's crazy. >> Huge ass one. Not a new one. That's not a new one. >> That's [laughter] not a new one. >> You know what's funny though? Oh, so obviously the the idea of uh I feel like everybody sees the same Indian videos on social media all the time. It's either
2:32 people doing ████ with their cooking with their feet. It's like the crazy head massage like ████ >> slap the ████ barber that slaps >> or it's like the gymnastics athletic thing where you're doing back flips onto like a pole and catching it with your dick. Right. >> Yeah. Yeah. And so naturally my very American, naive, ignorant butt goes over to India and I'm like, I got to ask my Indian homies now about these clips. >> Cuz you were just there, weren't you? >> I was just there and I had to ask about him. What'd you ask? >> I was just like, hey, what is this sport? The one where people are running the slap the slap wrestling. >> Yeah. I'm trying to learn random stuff because I'm like, this is all we see. This is all Americans see, you know? And I'm trying to explain and then they're going to me and they're like, "Dude, >> is does everyone in America have a fentanyl problem?" >> Yeah. >> And I'm like, "Dude, that's hilarious." >> LA. >> Yeah. Imagine all of us were just like,
3:22 "Dude, India just cooks with their feet." And that's like our entire stereotype. >> That one is that one versus one or is it teams? >> It's such a random small regional kind of um cultural random thing that just goes super viral. That's all. >> So it's not even a sport that everybody plays. That's like That's like watching um Smack do dances with like a chicken and thinking all of America does that when she's like Australian or something. >> Wow. Okay. >> An entire country. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, it's like British friends, British friends of mine thought they were going to come to America and like everyone's strapped on every street corner and everyone's got guns out and that just isn't how it is. >> Yeah. Europeans think we're always like shooting each other, which we are, but not everywhere. The only true stereotype of America that cannot be wrong in any other country is our obesity. That is like strictly American. And you
4:12 >> No, no, no. Mexico. Mexico's hella obese. >> I think we still we taught them. >> You think? You really think? >> I think we taught them. >> So is UK, but it's it's like a thing where more people are visiting America. I think America has more visitors than Mexico, don't they? >> Yeah. Yeah, that's true. >> More of the world is is having that shock of like, damn, everybody's fat. Yeah, but like we got things like the TV shows that like glorify it at the highest level. >> Oh, we Oh, no. That's different, too, is because it's in our advertising and it's in our everything. >> Biggest Loser, like everything. >> Other countries don't don't like suck dick on fat people as much as we do. >> Poor fat people. Other countries, if you're poor, you don't have food, >> right? >> So, you're poor and skinny. >> Like hell fat, like broke poor people. Yeah. >> Most countries, poor people don't get fat. >> Yeah. They're not >> Most countries, you don't have to cut somebody out of their house. and lift
5:02 them with a [laughter] chocolate >> cuz the cuz the cheapest food is fattening which is funny, right? >> Like you got like three people helping a person into a van and you make a TV show about it. That's America. >> Hey, that is America. >> Yeah. Like you can't ████ wipe your own ass and that's like >> why is there traffic? Because as Americans, we see some guy pulled over and we're all like, "What's going on over there?" It's you get curious about people going through ████ >> Yep. Football is back and something big is coming back on September 2nd. DraftKings game day arrives. We are bringing the thrill of the game straight to your phone. It does not matter what state you live in. You could join the action from anywhere in the country. So experience the excitement of the season with DraftKings Game Day. Participants can explore various features, follow
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7:35 Bluetooth and then they're like super swagged out. >> That's everywhere. I think that's all of it. >> Did you get diarrhea? >> No. This is the first time I went to India didn't get diarrhea. >> Do you eat street food there? >> No. No, you don't go. >> Scary, huh? >> It's very known that when you go to and just for the safety because you're constantly traveling to. It's not a full disc on the whole country. But like when you go to India, you don't drink ice or water off the street. Everything has to be bottled. If you're going to get ice, it has to be a fivestar western style hotel that the British people built like the Imperial ████ palace type stuff like or the Hyatt or something. >> Privilege now, ████ >> That's my money stretches. That's why you move to Vegas. You see your dollar stretch here. Imagine going to the ████ rupee. Oh wow. >> Fair. >> Oh, it's called rupes. >> Yeah, it's called rupees. >> They do they do have like >> Chinese people though still over Indian. >> It's more prevalent. I think >> I think it's more prevalent. Yeah. >> Until India has their own or Indians have their own Panda Express then it
8:26 becomes as prevalent. >> That's true. It's not mainstream. It's almost like internet culture and it's new. Like I didn't know all these funny things about Indians until like recently. And those aren't things that you learn from like an Indian person in in front of you. Like that's just on the device. But like but then I think most people make fun of you. >> I think most people make fun of Chinese people because of an interaction they had. >> That's true. You know >> and we're they're everywhere, bro. everywhere. >> That's what's funny too is like I being in this room sometimes I just laugh cuz it's like well Steve you know you went to a white school and I'm like no I didn't go to a white school [laughter] but but it's funny it's funny to say that but it's like I was around Asian people my whole life and so so but sometimes when I'm in this room it's like >> Steve when you left the clan though >> it's like you guys are going to hand me egg rolls and I'm supposed to go like what the hell is this >> smoke it Steve? >> Yeah. Like I wasn't eating them at 3 years old and ████
9:16 >> You probably ate them before I did. [laughter] Well, >> remember when you threw up? >> I've had bowel buns my whole life, too. So, it's like >> when you threw up when you had balloon. >> Yeah, that was ████ crazy. Nobody wants to eat belute, dude. Even people who live in the ████ mother country don't want to eat belute, homie. >> Not if they can get something better. Yeah. Not if they can get Jollibee. [laughter] >> That's like That's like lifting up a log and you have to eat the larvae and you're like, "This is my culture, bro." And it's like, "Oh, really?" Or is it just people are starving? >> A log. [laughter] >> I mean, it's an egg. >> It's an egg. a little something in the egg. But did you you know the first time you ever interacted with like a Chinese person like that was working at a restaurant or something like that >> and they just like said something kind of weird or like they were rude? >> They're like picking their nose while serving your food. >> It's different, right? So then you make fun of that like it's it's like the that interaction. >> It's a real interaction. >> Exactly.
10:06 >> Did that guy just kind of halfway take my order and walk away? Like what the ████ just happened? >> That's so much deeper. Like we were never that deep with it. It was always just like the way that you guys talk. >> You know what's crazy, [laughter] >> dude? >> It's not nuanced. >> You know what's crazy? Uh, so growing up, I was always like, "Man, these ████ Cantonese waiters are ████ rude and uh they don't know anything about service." I actually had like a reverse, not racism, but like a reverse envy. Uh, when I went to that restaurant, um, you know, at the Rampart over here, they had that whole new food court. You know what I'm talking about? There's like uh uh For the win is in there, taco, whatever in there. There's also like a dim sum place in there, right? Yeah. >> So, there's a dim sum place in there. >> The resort at Summerland. >> The resort at Summerland. Yeah. Yeah.
10:56 The restaurant. I went in there. There's a dim sum place. I'm like, cool. I haven't had dim sum in a long time. >> I go there because it's white ran. It's so ████ slow. I have to walk away. >> OH. >> CUZ NOW THEY'RE LIKE, "Would that complete your order?" Okay. Hey, and they're like, "Oh, can you tell me about these dumplings?" "Yes, these dumplings are blah blah blah blah blah blah." And I'm like, "Motherfucker." This is why Cantonese places are so ████ efficient. You can go inside. What you want? No. Too late. No. Okay. Okay. Okay. Go [laughter] go go sit down. Okay. Right. For them, they're like, I went there. I was like, "Oh, can I get a table for three?" And then they're like, "Oh, we're going to have to bust these tables." Um, and so all these like very Marie calendar type service that I usually would enjoy >> in that environment. I'm like, I'm used to getting dumplings in 5 seconds and out and why is this taking 30 minutes to just ████ sit down? I'm like, ████ I
11:47 ████ miss JJ's service. >> I'm used to I'm used to saying to sitting at the table, the lady brings the cart and puts it on the table and I go, "No, no, no." And she just leaves it anyway. [laughter] >> She needs trying to get rid of her quota, dude. >> I DON'T [laughter] WANT IT. I don't want it. Doing things too right. And it was pissing me the ████ off. So I'm like, "Dude, why is it taking I actually just went to get tacos across >> in 1986." >> Yeah. I'm like, "Why is it taking so ████ long to get dim sum? Holy ████ s███." >> That's funny, dude. >> There was two people ahead of me and I waited 30 minutes and then I was like, "I'm done." That's a really interesting situation. >> That's a deeper cut. We just like thought you guys parents sound funny. [laughter] >> That's it. >> But you you guys just sound normal. >> Stanley Wong's parents sound funny. >> Oh, dude. She spoke Cantonese in like this much English. So yeah. Damn. >> Yeah,
12:38 >> we sound normal, though. >> You do. >> That's hella funny. >> Sounds just like everybody else. How do you not? >> Well, obvious No, I'm just saying we we were born here. That's Yeah, >> that's what I'm saying. Yeah. >> But okay, so Chinese, Indian, who's your third? >> I didn't say Indian. >> I said [laughter] Indian. >> I didn't even know ████ about Indian people. >> First, Chinese your second. Who's your third? >> I always thought Indian people were Mexican people. >> [laughter] >> Hey, that's You're making fun of idians for saying that. >> I really did. I didn't learn about that ████ till later on. >> That's similar. >> Who's the next on your hit list? >> I I only know from you guys. >> So So what do you think the room's generic hit list is then? >> Vietnami. Vietnam. >> You guys do that all the time. >> Yep. >> Dude, that means my entire life's in the top two already. >> Chinese MVP. >> I think I think Chinese are so easy to
13:28 make fun of. They take like nine of the top 10 slots, dude. >> Yeah, that's true. cuz they live life like they don't give a ████ >> That's why it's so funny. >> Which which Asian is just like the hardest to make fun of? You shouldn't ever make fun of them. >> M people. >> They had a hard They had >> difficult. [laughter] >> They're one of the easiest people. >> They had a hard time. >> Quick with that. >> Love [laughter] that. >> Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like the stereotype of how, you know, the stereotype of Chinese drivers being the worst drivers when statistically they're absolutely not. >> That's so strange because Yeah. Wow. We covered it here. We covered it here that like they have the least they have like one of the least fatality rates on uh on the road. >> Oh, that's right. But then it's like bumper to bumper it's super high. >> Every time at an intersection someone's ████ up. I look in Chinese guy. >> Chinese people probably cause the most inconvenience for you, but they're not killing you on the road.
14:18 >> They're not even themselves dying. >> I was just telling Nikki about this. Like I didn't even know about the the Asians uh driving bad thing because my dad is probably the worst driver in the ████ world. >> Like he is the slowest driver. He he does not pay attention to anything except for directly in front of him. And so I always just thought that, you know, I was always like, "My dad's the s████████ driver in the world." I never even thought about it. >> I wish my dad was a Chinese driver >> until I got into this room. And then you guys made me see the whole world of stereotypes. >> Oh yeah. >> Like taught you more racism. >> Hell yeah. I didn't even know the differences. >> You didn't see color? >> I didn't see that. There's like categories for all this stuff. >> So when South Park and Family Guy makes fun of Asians, you just don't get it. >> No. I go, "Haha, that's all Asians." You know what I'm saying? [laughter] >> episode where they had to teach YOU GUYS ABOUT CHINA, JAPAN. That was a good one. >> Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. I
15:09 didn't know that there's even differences. >> So specific to that exact thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. But now I know about the stereotypes and the differences, but mostly just pretty lazy stereotypes. [laughter] >> Who's your favorite Asian? >> My favorite Asian in the world? >> No, they're like her favorite Asian group, Karumpi. [laughter] Hello little kitty. >> I [laughter] don't I mean not to be a mayor here, but I genuinely don't even think about that >> ████ That's a mayor. He's a mayor. >> Second seeding this guy right now. >> Laos [laughter] just went past Gavin Newsome.
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