0:00 My buddy Ryan's trying to sell a house by the by the lake. I was out there with him. We go back in the backyard. Bunch of ducks laid eggs and Ryan's just picking him up and chucking him in the lake. I was like, "This is dude, you can't do that." To him, they did it to him. That same duck. I know. They're evening the playing field now. Yeah. How dare they do the miracle of birth in front of my house. We got to settle our priorities. What are we going to talk about if we don't go enjoy and embrace the world to talk about things? We have to do it together. I think that's only we get better. What time does the game start? 5:30. Hey, so you guys really think the office is not going to move to JK this year? Dude, I think it's one of those things where like it could happen just in a flash, like someone could subleasase it right
0:51 away or it could never happen. Never ever. Talking about moving. Yeah. Yeah. We're never going to move until we move. We're never going to move. Yeah. That's the attitude. Why aren't you the one that's like Yes. Well, like I don't know. I just was like I don't making plans for JK not being here. You know what I mean? Like I was already kind of like he's already like yes, I'm free. Well, just think about like it's because they're choosing to do it. Bard and Joe don't want to move until this place is subleasased. Yeah. Which makes it strange because let's say that someone was like, "Hey, I want to subleasase it right now." Yeah. We got to move out and establish filming there within like a week, a week or two so that we don't miss a filming day cuz the quarters, baby. Yeah. That means that
1:41 means um we got to stay ahead of this quarter, dude. We're ahead right now. That's the new bit today. It's the quarter. So we have to the new bit is we're ahead. Hey guys, we're up for the good news, boys. So we're literally just like waiting for that to happen and if it does, we have to like immediately pick up everything and go and I have to immediately build the new set. But it's like I think we is a very interesting term there. But it's like like what if I had plans that day? What if I was going to the sphere? You know, it's it's kind of like I got tickets for the sphere. They're non-refundable. Okay. the sphere. They were $700. Yeah, it's Bono. What am I going to tell my wife? It's Bono. Tiny desk. A sphere. They only use like two of the pixels. You're like, "Oh,
2:32 dude." It feels like I'm in the office. I I have to tell my wife I have to go make $700 in JK. Wait, you guys get paid $700? Wow, that's a lot. That's the situation we're in. And it and then the these the neighbor wanted to subleasase this office only. They wanted to just take over this whole thing, but then I think now they don't. Oh, cool. Which is why we shoved wood into their wall. These the noise guys don't want our place. Last thing I heard is that they were backing out on the idea. Damn, that's pretty crazy. I thought it was perfect. I know the noise you can make in here. The noise guys is crazy, dude. What else are they? So we when we got here when we got here the guy was like hey you guys you guys put a hole in my wall and we were like what? How? And we're like in your wall on that side. He's like yeah come check it out. And he
3:22 shows us on the second level which we can't even access. Yeah. Somehow there's a big ass like wood 2x4 sticking out of his wall like someone shoved it through. What's going on, dude? I don't know. It was Nick, dude. Dude, ever since Black Rockck took over this place, it's like ████ getting crazy out here. Dude, it was Nick. He was doing jiu-jitsu. Weird. Yeah. And he's like he's like, "Yeah, I believe you guys that it wasn't you." But we're like, "We don't even know how that could happen. We don't know how we don't even know how to get around in this place." It's literally above Yeah. It's above the ceiling. That's so crazy. We're never moving out of this office. No, we're never moving out. And it's like a plank of wood. Like this place is built on This is going to help me a lot if we don't move, you guys. It's metal. It sucks. It's going to help me a lot. Where's the wood coming from? I think I think the subs are going to go up if we stay here. Subs up. No way, dude. If we stay here. Cuz they think about it. Math
4:14 for me. Yeah, math it out. Math. Think about it, man. Talking about this is what I talk about when I talk about the dancer brands. Dude, as soon as we We should just replace all of us with girls and then the the sub count will probably go up. Yeah, big titties for sure. No girl wants to sign up for that kind of harassment. That's true. That's true. Harassment, dude. Do you feel like the current fans now would do that still? They would be no googly googly over uh the current fans also are the mod. They don't like titties. They don't like titties. That's shouts to the current fans. They're the mods, too. So, if somebody else was, they would just like But titties is universal. Titties is like it's like fashion. It's timeless. No, we get all these other eyes that aren't loyal. That's what it'll get. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. These eyes waiting for the next hottie to come along. Yeah. And then we're going have to have a whole mill of just what if we all get like eight packs and we just sit here shirtless and
5:04 talking. Honestly, I think it's just the gay community. Yeah, the gay community would love chicks don't give a ████ Yeah, but do we get more subs? That's all. His office is too cold to have shirts on. Zombies go up. You know, office is too cold. It's like when you go to get a massage and it's too cold. You're just like It's June right now. Why is it this cold? Yeah, it's June gloom. You know, uh, Vegas is, uh, pretty nice around this. Honestly, when I see videos of your ████ community, this guy, they should hire this guy. They should hire this guy to do their marketing, dude. The community is overthe-top Pleasantville, like Steepford. It's I think it's fake. I I asked I asked Tiff every day. I'm like, "Do you see Ryan's stories today?" Mhm. But she goes, "No, I haven't." I'm like, "Let's sit down. We'll look at them together." And we look at him and we go, "What the f███?" But it's everything he said it was. Which is crazy. Like I think he's bullshitting, being funny
5:54 about it. And then until I saw the turtles, I was like, "Oh, there really are turtles anymore." Oh, yeah, dude. There's a couple of them with fish hooks in their mouth. The fact that there's b like Did you see there's a new like uh a bunch of baby bunnies that got born? Yeah, I did see that. Yeah. Yeah, there's like more of them now. Oh my god. So, you know what that means? Infestation. Thank you. What? Infestation. Dude, those bunnies are going to keep multiplying. You're going to be like, "Man, there's too many bunnies." I feel like the HOA is probably like chucking out a few to keep the numbers down. That That's what makes it so sad. Cats in here. Some cats in here. Oh man. All cats. That's sick though. Straight cat. Have you seen those cat islands in Japan? Dude, those are so sick. You like that? Yeah. I love cats. Dude, my buddy's trying to sell My buddy Ryan's trying to sell a house by the by the lake. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And um I was out there with him. We're on our way. We're like going
6:44 to go to ████ Americana. And then we're He's like, I got to stop off real quick. We go back in the backyard. Bunch of ducks laid eggs all like where the trees are and ████ like that. And Ryan's just picking them up and chucking them in the lake. I was like, "This is ████ up." Damn. Does that really happen? For real? For real, dude. You can't do that. He's like, he's ████ ducks. I must have said like 47 swear words. He's chucking ████ eggs. He's so That dude is like He's a character, man. He's extra, brother. Michael Scott for real. He's Michael got all the way, dude. In my head, I was going to make a joke about how he was smashing all the eggs, but he practically smashed all those eggs. No, he didn't. He was just chucking them in the lake, but like that's the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, they are going to be found. They're not supposed to be like I'm going to hard boil these over easy. What I love and respect about it
7:34 is to him, they did it to ████ him. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah. They're like ████ him. Like that's He's like, it's that same duck. I know it's that ████ duck. evening the playing field now. Yeah. He's like, "They did this to me now. I ████ them back. They ████ me, I ████ them. How dare they do the miracle of birth in front of my house? It's incredible. That's not even his house, right? That's just a house he's trying to sell. It's a flipper. Yeah. Oh, you got that house flipped. Got it. But you can't have duck eggs when you're showing. Come on. Yeah, dude. That might Hey, that might be a plus for some people. Get a little little cute. Yeah. Somebody comes in to buy out. Hey, you like ducks. You get your own little Easter anymore. Where's Joe, dude? Yeah, I was He's late. He's late. He told me, "Um, yo, I'm stuck in traffic and then it's going to be late." Oh, I'm like also sitting in traffic, but I'm like, I'm going to be here on
8:24 time. Where's he coming from? Shots fired, dude. He's coming. He's driving from Hawaii. Yeah, he's the store. He's driving on a bridge from Hawaii. What the hell? So, any second now, he's going to burst through that ████ door. Mhm. Any second. All right, let's let's do a bet. You know how people are betting on Angel Reese's first shot missing? Yeah, we have to do on when Joe comes in. What's he going to do? I say he's going to go make a coffee. Of course. I don't think he's going to sit down. He already has one. Yeah, but I think I still think he's going to go back there and do something before filming. Oh, for sure. He's not going to sit down and start to poop, dude. He has bets that he'll sit down and start working. I think I think he'll sit down. Actually, I think he's I think he's going to open the door and just start yelling about how traffic is whack. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to yell about how traffic is whack. You think he's going to say it in an accent or with his normal voice? normal voice cuz he doesn't think we're filming yet. Okay. Oh, right. I I think I think
9:15 that's 50. I don't I'm not going to touch those actually. Remember that we do the filming thing now. Let's Let's just not even like allude to the fact that we're filming. Yeah. He'll probably see if he said something that's like awful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Honestly, we should sneak record people. No, we couldn't roll without you. Funny if he did the opposite of everything. He just walks in, sits down, and goes traffic was ridiculous. You flip the You flip the cameras around. like everything against our bed. Should we flip it and pretend like we're not filming? Can you pass me the hot sauce? Thank you. Do your best. We should go too well. Straight into it. He's going to say no. This is what he's going to say. He's going to open the doors, what's up, everybody? Oh, that's a that's good. That's good. That's what he's I think he he's he sits down. He'll be smiling. He'll smile and he goes,
10:06 "I'm going to make a coffee. Yeah. Yeah. Go, dude. Smack the table. Yeah. Let's each guess what his first words are going to be. He's going to go, "Hey guys, I subleased the place. We're going to Vegas. Start moving." That's never going to happen. If that happens, I promise I'll drop dead. And he goes, "Brian, Ryan, when's it convenient for you?" Oh my god. That's Dude, would you guys like to schedule this together? I would like to communicate the plan. What do you think his first words are going to be? I think he's going to walk in and say traffic was ████ I think that's what he's going to say. ████ traffic, man. He's going to say something like that. I think he's going to say what you said. What's up everybody? Dude, that's that's Yeah, that's the hype. I I bet the house on Yeah. He did live with him. You know what I mean? Yeah. What's up everybody? It's either that or sub guys like just normal Joe. If he sub guyses, then he had a rough
10:56 morning. Oh, I mean he did have traffic. So, that's like back in the days and he used to come in here with his balls ████ busted. He'd come in here in the morning just like, "What's up, guys?" Oh, yeah. His balls just getting ████ I can't imagine him like that at all. Oh, that's the best. I've never seen that. That's funny. I think he he might say something about the rebar guys. Oh, yeah. Rebar guys are a good bet. That's a good bet cuz they're they're definitely like positioned all over on our side right now. Mhm. He's like, "I'm sorry, man. We're going to get this cleared up right now. I'm so sorry. He's like, "Oh, I thought you guys didn't work here anymore." I'm like, "What? Who said that?" Oh, really? Yeah. And he's always like He's always It's gloomy today, but he's always like squinting. Always. Yeah. Like there's not a hint of sun out. Yeah.
11:47 H Yeah. The Rebar thing is is a good bet, too. I love that guy. I do like Rebart. He's actually really nice. He's like, "Ah, sorry, man. I didn't Rebart." Did you call him Rebart? You got about 328 ████ decibb of shot coming through here today. We got to we got to warn you. I like the amount of info he tries to give us every time. He's like, you know, I was just trying to mess with you guys. I don't really I'm not really that bothered by it. That's what he was saying. It's still like just ████ to us, but he like gives us the like, look, I'll put a ████ hole in my roof. Look. See, doesn't matter. Dude, we should go get him and have him sit down. Imagine Joe and he's sitting down. Joe, that would be Joe would be tripped out for sure. Just talking to him like he's a guest. That guy's name was like, dude, we got him for the AM session.
12:37 He does a whole He he has to miss work for this. So, Rebar guy, what do you think about this whole Diddy case? Yeah, this Diddy case generated a lot of sound, I'll tell you that. A lot of sound. I've seen it happening a mile away. You just knew. Damn, dude. That's funny, man. Yeah, I don't think that's good takes, bro. Did you ever hear any diddy stories being a dancer and stuff like that? Did No, not really. I wasn't ever around that many celebrities. Like, that's a lot. One of my guys went to a diddy party. Did he say a save it for a full 18? No, we don't. We don't got the stories, the details. 18 minutes of him going on. Wait, what do you mean? Like one of the Kinjas? Yeah. Who was it? Which one was it? Which party was it? The adopted one.
13:28 I don't know who that is. Oh, wow. Oh. Oh, makes sense, right? Yeah, he's been at the party. So, uh, what kind of party was it, though? You talk about Yeah. No, not really. Cuz I think there's tears to them, right? Like you go there and there is a party and then there's also the party behind the party. My friend went to the first tier party and she was like, "This is the best part." Oh, yeah. That's right. And it was the BET one. Like they got the Costco shrimp. Jumbo. I'm talking big shrimp. They're huge. It was already thawed. Yeah. Damn. And they took the poop trail out. Nice. No, but she was saying that that party was really dope. And it was probably like right before the allegation started to hit. So, it was like right before right before. And she was like, "Man, that party was one of the best parts ever been." You want to know something scary that I just remembered? when we used to throw parties at the Hollywood house at Fouse. One day I was driving
14:20 the van down the hill and a neighbor like ran out in front of me and stopped me, this like old guy. And he the neighborhood is already fed up by the parties at this point. And this dude started yelling at me like into the the driver's window and he was like like the windows rolled up. No, I I had it down and he just starts yelling at me and he's like, "I know what you guys are doing down there with the city's so sick of it. We're going to the authorities and all this stuff." And then he goes, "I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell them that a girl was and she came to my house and and cried about it and it happened at your house." Whoa. And they were like, "Hold on, say that again." Yeah. He literally just like he threatened it straight up. What the You got to bleep that out. Yeah. He said like, "I'm going to say that a girl came crying from your house and that she was by by someone at the party." Oh, he said he was going to say that like lying. Yeah. Got it. Yeah. He said cuz that's never that wouldn't
15:12 it's not even close. But then like the the fact that he said that I was like why would Ryan say this? That's a crazy I was like I was like I guess it's 14 minutes in people probably aren't watching. He nothing ever ca nothing ever came the drop off happens. Nothing ever happened from that. But he just like kept saying that he was going to take us down and ████ and I think he ended up moving. Dude, isn't that crazy that you could just use that to just like get people even though it never happened? And that's a guy using it, too. That's like so ████ dude. That's like another degree away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that didn't even happen. I wish he was like, I'm going to say you got to, dude. I'm serious. Oh, the pinball machine, dude. He's like, I'm going to say that you made me. I'm going to just say So Ken's got to edit this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. And the comments are like, "What are they saying? What are they saying?" Imagine
16:02 Imagine we actually have a consistent drop off point in the video. So every single time we get 20 minutes, you know, we start going ham. Be a real dick. Be a real dick and just HT this for no reason. Until Joe gets here, everything's HT. Is it $8 every time we say that? $8 bill to Joe and Bart every time we say that. Let's run the bill up today, dude. I mean, we did. If you had to guess how much it is when we say stuff like that for you guys to edit it out. If you had to guess ballpark how much it is to Bart and Joe, how much they have to pay? Probably like another ████ $5 or something to edit. Oh, each time we have to like Oh, okay. Use special effects to hide a word. The duck noises. Yeah, the duck cost. You guys charge extra for that? Yeah. I feel like that should be
16:52 included in the edit, bro. No, Cam doesn't do that. K's too smart. He's a businessman. itemized. It's alart alak cart alart getting a duck noise alikart charge. It's like sorry Bart and Joe you didn't buy the premium pack. Also ducks if you have the monthly sub you don't have the monthly sub. That's okay. If you really look it's a different breed of duck each quack you're like oh that's why you're paying like in the fall in the fall ducks are 10% off. So you realize you've been paying for the rare duck you not the common duck duck. Oh that's a malard. They get a guy to come in and record his duck call. Yeah, it's a real real That's cool, man. That's pretty cool that you guys are taking that to the next level. Low key though, I do do I kind of do do stuff like that, though. I know. Honestly, can we do this for the next video? I'm actually really curious.
17:42 I want to hear Can's best edits uh on the next video. 18 minutes. Okay. 18 minutes of Ken talking about editing. No, his best edits for the channel, dude. Control T. Control T. Drag. his favorite FX. He's just going to do them. He's like, "Dude, I made a crazy icon for our trash." We're stretching already. First video of the day. We're stretching. Yeah, he's just do I'm going to do My favorite effect is when I put Ryan sitting next to Ryan. Hey, that actually worked out pretty good. That ████ was cool, though. That was tight. I'm going to do one where I grab your head like this and I go, "Oh, that sucks." Honestly, I would like that. Yeah. Hey. Hey. No. No. No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm throw it to you, right? Oh. Hey,
18:34 Nick. Pass it over here. Pass it over. Pass it over here. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, wrestle with that. Hey, do a ████ move on that.
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