0:00 [Music] Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Careful Boys. Why are you laughing, dude? Here's the context. Anthony, you and Nina are sitting on the couch watching TV. Yeah. What are they watching? Uh, severance and then that's a good shot. Right as it ends, he turns the TV off. You look to her and you go, "I cheated on you last week." Would she see the joke in that like and go shut the or would she just like How is that a joke yet? How's that a joke yet? This is Bart's hypothesis. I like that Steve thinks there's still potential difference to her. I'm I'm listening. I'm listening. Well, what do you have to say? The joke is that when she reacts then you go I'm just kidding. Well, if we do it in Anony's fashion, then you go I got to go to life. Anthony
0:51 fashion. Anthony Anthony is a pain ████ So he likes to have these painful conversations and then after everyone gets riled up, he goes, "That was just a joke." Yeah. So why do you like to have those painful conversations is the real question. Oh, you like pain sled emotionally. I can't even answer. As an Anthony roster, as an Anthony Roster professionally, I don't really get this one. I'm trying to find my way into this one, but I don't know that he is like this actually. So, okay, we boil it down to the uh like he's a pain like in in the in so far as he looks forward to coming here and getting absolutely ████ smoked like a rotisserie chicken, right? That's a fact. So, we know that. But this thing like he likes to have uncomfortable conversations with his wife. I don't know that I know that. I don't want to play like that. But what
1:41 about the vacation combo? That's what the bit is. What about the vacation combo? The lying about cheating is to soften the blow from saying you have to do a work trip with J. Okay, now I get it. So, what's the work? It's not that bad, right? You rather have the hypothetical work trip conversation. You like that? Cuz I don't think that's going to end up in the same pain as me looking at my wife and going, "I cheated on you." After watching separates for like an hour and then in in a moment of silence after a beat, you're like, "Hey, so I cheated on you. Take a not a joke. That's not a joke." But what about even having any painful conversation? You like having imaginary painful conversations? No, you're blowing this out of proportion. What are you l You're so autistic and focused. Maybe I am autistic. What are you talking about? Control. The jokes spawn from the idea
2:31 of me going cuz I know that Nina would like be so jealous of wanting to go to Hawaii and then the idea and and the idea that there's truth to the fact that we're talking about actually going to Hawaii. Yes. Yes. There's truth. The fact that it actually is a true thing where we're like, "Dang, we we need to go to Hawaii because we told our fans we go work at Jubie when we hit 200K followers." Means that that conversation is based on truth and it's uncomfortable because And so you want to do that? Uncomfortable cuz he hasn't cheated on his Doesn't make any sense. That's my question was that if you if you use that to soften the blow, would it not work? Would it not work because I accidentally murdered one of our cats? What? I'm kidding. I cheated on you last night. Can I go to Hawaii? Can I please go to Hawaii? Please go. It's the rule
3:22 of three. It's the rule of three. I'm going to Hawaii. Three layered cake. And then by the time that she's done crying, she's like, "Of course you can go to Hawaii. I'm so glad the cats are okay. You cheated on me. I thought you cheat on me and murdered one of our cats." Yeah. Stay away. That's good news. You're just going on a vacation. Sits her go, "Woo!" I'm going on a work trip. Go on a work vacation with the boys. That's called the priming. And then she'll call her girlfriends and be like, "Anthonyy's a little rascal." Can you believe what he did? So funny the way he brought this up. He could have just told me. They didn't have to joke about the murder. So not like Anthony. Very high high stakes. She She's not the type of person that that would work on. No. Okay. No, I think she would just die in the first one. Oh. And then do you even ████ around with her like that
4:12 though? No. You guys don't have that kind of rusted relationship? Cuz he's like, "Guys, this doesn't make any sense." He's like looking at us like, "Why would I do that?" There's no there's no serious trolling ████ around with her. There's I have to make it clear that it's a joke. Okay. I did that to Nikki. Be severance. First of all, I'm not watching Severance. It sucks. We're on a sleeper, right? Love Island something. B, I cheat on you. Nikki wouldn't even believe me. Nikki has told me she wouldn't even believe me if somebody showed her footage of me cheating because because I'm such a rider. She knows I love her. She's like, "That's not Steve's dick." He's such a rider for the joke that he's not cheating mentally or emotionally. He's cheating physically for the joke. For the camera. Did we get the shot? Did we get the shot? That's so funny, dude. She wouldn't even believe the receipts. What if you do that to smack all She would think I'm ████ around immediately. But see, it makes more sense for us to do it because
5:02 because Australians take the piss. She would be like, "Okay, piss." No. Yeah, whatever. You're cool. Yeah. Need would know I'm ████ around cuz I'd say that and I would go like this. Yeah. There you go. That's the only way. But if I took a beat after severance and was like a serious show. She's like that was such a She was like that was such a great episode. She would believe me. You got to really like sell it. You have to like tell her that you have something to say and then you got to hesitate like you can't get it out and then you say it. Yeah. Cuz then the problem is she's going to start calculus in her mind. Uh yeah, out of the last month, you've only been home for three nights. It's probably possible. Like how about this? Hey babe, what an episode of severance, huh? So the So the good news is I'm going to be a father,
5:53 right? Bad news is Yeah. You're not the Oh my god, dude. But I want you to help me raise this child. I want I want you to help me raise cuz I love you, baby. I love you, baby. I love you. You're my You're my number one. I can't think of this child coming to this world and having a better time than having you as a mother. And think about it. You don't have to go through the worst parts. Good news. We'll have some help. Sell. Always be selling. How about do it like this? You shut off severance. That Adam, huh? So, you remember when I went to Spain? Now you're making it too real. Now you're painting a picture. I go I go I go, "Wow, a marching band in a melancholy office. That is such a different thing than you'd expect, isn't it?" And then, yeah, just Can you believe I
6:43 got a chick braided, but we only we only did anal. It's the craziest thing. It's almost like it doesn't count. She must have taken my ████ extracted it somehow, and then shot it in. Here's the footage. Here's the Okay, fine. You go like this. Shut off severance. Do you think they shut that in Hawaii? Anyway, I cheated on you. I'm going to Hawaii with my boys. You did it wrong. So stupid. I don't know how we're going to stretch this one. No, it's fine. I will say still this came off more so of the joke that I can tell Nina that we're going to Hawaii for a work trip. Yeah. And even though she's jealous that it'll be practical and okay, whereas you guys are like, I would never be able to
7:33 go to Hawaii for work. Oh, she totally wouldn't even care. You don't even I'm telling you, I'm already going to places for work. That's true. She doesn't believe this is work, does she? That's exactly the problem. But I also I'm on with Steve on this where we all know this isn't real work. Correct. And you're not coming back with money. And none of us really have to go to Hawaii. Nikki knows JK too. You guys You guys are not being respectful to our fans. Just like how we never really had to film at Trump Tower. Correct. We just volunteer a random thing and then we That was your guys' poor decision. That was just a bad move. That was your guys would never buy. We didn't make that call. She would never buy that we have to go to Hawaii. It's She's like, "You got you idiots came up with this idea and now you're acting like it's work." Like we have a boss and you're walking away like, "I guess I got to go." Oh, Bart and Joe, you know, cracking the whip on me. They won't let me not go.
8:24 Hey, if we're going to submit to getting I'm afraid of everyone tattoos, we deserve to go to Hawaii for our fans. All say, if if I have to tell Tiff I go to Hawaii without her, I'm mean like Bart and Joe, they're not letting me get out of this. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm going to do? I'll do this. I'll go like this. I'll go like this. Hey babe. So yeah. Uh yeah. Next week we're going to have to go to Hawaii for JK News. And she goes, "What? Why? I'm going to hand you the phone." And you explain to her what have to go to Hawaii means this. Okay. How what would you say? I'm going to tell the truth, which is we made a promise to our fans that if we hit 200,000 followers on IG, we would have to go work at Ji. Why would you make such a stupid ass ████ promise? Oh, you know what you say? You know, our entire brand is stupid. I'm telling Gio. Oh, okay. Yo, you know everything about us is stupid. Why are you guys so stupid? Logical decision. So ████ stupid. You know what we say? We say JK
9:15 Adventures gets way more views and we got to do a bunch of JK. We got to get those numbies up. That's what Steve would say. He's going to tell Nikki, we got to get those numbies up. So baby, the numbers. We got to get the numbies up. You know, the irony is that you guys are grilling me on this. I'm doubling down. Every single time that we promise our fans, our fans are going to be like, "You have to go." We have to go. We have to go. We have to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We are going. The question is is how do we tell them to soften the blow? Okay, we'll tag tag all of our wives and be like, "Can't wait to see the boys trip in Hawaii." Yeah. Why don't we just have the fans ask why don't we have the This guy wins the most us going to his his franchise. He's like, "Yeah, why don't we have the fans?" He doesn't have to do ████ You got You got to play Hannah here. Yeah. Hannah has to come here while we all go to work. Yeah. He gets to wake up in the morning and just go to work. We have to do the hard. He's like, "Hey, my numbers are up." I don't know
10:06 about JK News. Exactly. Yeah. Send Hannah to uh what is it? Where is she from? Liverpool. Liverpool. I think I got engaged in Hawaii, guys. It's not going to be the easiest thing for me. Yeah, that's true. You know, it's like you forget how like it's a very special place for all of us and our ladies. And by the way, like I got married in Hawaii. When we're done, I got married in Hawaii. ████ ████ You're the ████ Get that out of your mouth. What is that? Do you have a retainer? Hold on. Am I invisalign? Picture Picture this. We're done filming, right? Okay, cool. We go back to like the beach or hotel, whatever. And then what sucks like that? Well, we could. This is how we do it. If Nikki was there, I could do all kinds of cool ████ So, we call We got to If we're in Hawaii, we
10:56 got to always call back every like couple hours and be like, "Yeah, babe. They're ████ video sweat shop over here. We're That's the whip again. I got to go, baby. We might as well be on the sugarce farm, you know? Like JK don't got to pay for me to go, but you got to pay for Nina. Oh, that's so Nah's coming now. Yeah, absolutely. Because you guys are making it seem like it's impossible. Oh, not with my method. We got to get content. What if they what if I actually ask them and they're like, "Oh, yeah, they could go." And it's you that thinks, "No, I want I want them to come with me. Maybe. No, I'll say this. And I think we're really romantic. Yeah, that's what I think. Cuz cuz Nikki doesn't like to do girls trips because she she wants what I'm talking about. Like to be able to go back and like, you know, we we ████ and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
11:47 Yeah. It's called a vacation. Watch movies in the hotel room. Well, exactly. Who am I going to do that with? Me. Yeah. Yeah. Watch pay-per-view in the hotel room. You guys going to stay in hotels? Yeah, probably. I thought there was going to be a millionaire fan that lets us stay in their mansion. That's what we thought, too. It's Hey, think about it. The millionaire fan, there's six of us. One of them. That means for every night only one of us have to take it for the team. Oh, yeah. So, not all of us. Yeah, but that's only if we say six nights. But we need a hot female millionaire fan, not like six nights. Maybe there's a millionaire fan that also owns like uh like Spirit Airlines that could find us over there. That'd be cool, too. That's going to Hawaii. How about we just ask for a PJ? Can we get a PJ? Imagine knowing we have to sleep with that guy and we do it for six nights. Dude, a lot of girls do it.
12:38 That's how they get to after night Dubai and they get used as toilets for 3 days, dude. Yeah. And then they pretend to Hey, they said that's propaganda. I had so much fun in Dubai and like dude, I I don't know. I I don't know about you, but should we just go to Dubai? I just want a solo shot of me on a boat. That's all I want. Me hanging you should do those glass bottom boats. Oh, what? No, I'm okay. Those glass those like fiberglass. I bet that us guys would have fun if it wasn't Hawaii. We would have fun and wise be like, "Yeah, you you go ahead." Okay. Palm Springs. Palm Springs. Thousand%. A lot of ladies like Palm Springs. Yeah, but weird desert people. Yeah. Lancaster. Lancaster's fun. Why do guys like Palm Springs more? Cuz that's just the ████ Vegas. Mid-entury modern architecture. Yeah, that's Vegas without casinos. I I think somewhere in Vegas we could do. Easy. We
13:28 live there. That's what I'm saying. Reno. Reno. Oo, Reno. I never been to Reno. Reno drips hilarious. Reno. See, that's funny. That's pitiful. And Nikki would not even blink. Fine. Laughlin cuz it's like cheap Vegas. It's like team. That's tight. Yeah. Teeu Vegas. Cheap. I like cheap. That's where all the old people are, right? Atlantic City. That'd be really depressing. That's funny. If we had all guys in Atlantic City. Yeah, that's funny. like a stagfest. Yeah. Yeah. Blackpool. We'll go Blackpool. But that the problem with that is I don't even look forward to that. I'd be like, "Oh, Jesus." Yeah. Get the most expensive uh place in the cheapest hotel. See that? We You've had that idea for years and I'm so in. Yeah, those are great. Not Not to shoot 10 hours of videos like the presidential suite in the tower hotel, the polar towers. That just be a JK adventure one
14:18 video versus like we have to sit in there for 10 videos or 10 hours. By the way, you you guys are forgetting one of the coolest ideas we've ever had is go to a ████ haunted place. Oh, and film that ████ Yeah, I think everyone would like that more than us like smiling in front of a waterfall or some gay ████ Having a great time. Like smiling in front of a waterfall. That's all we do. Like what are we doing in Hawaii anyway? Smile in front of the waterfall. Adventure. Exactly. Like give me go let's go to Hawaii might have a haunted place. Let's go to a haunted house, dog. Wouldn't Hawaii have something like that? There's there was a haunted tour. There was one guy that pre I think pre- pandemic used to just tell take uh people on haunted tours. Haunted tours would be cool. Yeah. But it's kind of hard to think about like the Aloha haunted tours. It's not a scary place. That's what I'm saying. Tropical doesn't have scary vibes to me.
15:10 See, it's got to be like in the northeast or something. Maybe we should do a ride along with the cops. There's a couple of them here though. Haunted haunted spots out here for sure. Yeah. Do a ride along with Hawaiian Cops. That'd be cool. Yeah, but they probably won't let us film anymore. Or with Dog the Bounty Hunter. That'd be even better. We could do a ride along with our boy. A ROM. Yeah, a ROM. Yeah, he can't You can't film though. There's more action here though. Yeah, Suben already tried to make content out of He did the ride along though. The ride along was dope. He said that'll be dope if they bring us in the van where all the inmates go in. We just go inside the van. Oh yeah, we go scared straight. Be sick. Yeah, we just have them put us in like orange jumpsuits and like handcuffs. Damn. Yeah. What if they confuse us? They lose our papers and they think that we're actual inmates. Now we're stung. Damn. It's h it's going to happen. Sounds like a lawsuit. But what if we go into a jail
16:01 where every single prisoner and inmate is a subscriber of JK? ████ right. Yeah, ████ right. Dude, we'll be like kings in there. Yeah, we run ████ Are you sure? Get a bunch of guys holding our pockets. If they're all JK fans, then they're probably going to make us do JK every ████ day. Can you do Uncle Sam, Uncle Shan again? Hey, can you make me laugh or else I'm going to stab you tonight? Honestly, doing JK in prison might be better than not even getting to eat lunch in here cuz we got to film videos the whole time. At least they let you walk in the yard in prison, I hear. Get an hour of walking. A guaranteed time to walk. Yeah, you get a guaranteed time to I walked today cuz you guys went to 7-Eleven. I went to 7-Eleven. I feel like he went to 7-Eleven. Right when he got back, you're like, I'm going to go for a walk.
16:51 I didn't even see you come back. I know cuz you were faced the other way and I was yelling at you, but there was so much ████ noise being made, you couldn't hear me. This pocket of time in the day is my favorite for Jake. It's where the best stuff comes out. I've learned to love it. Stain of the pocket. So, do you guys want to do annual trips? Annual? Yeah. Yeah, I'm down. I would love to. And then we'll bring um little tables so we could do JK wherever we're at in the world. I'm in. He just doesn't want to do it for 9 hours. No, we do it for like 8 hours. Eight. All right. Square deal. It would it I think would be fun to do this in a public setting where it can get ruined. Yeah. like the risk of like the surprise of not knowing what could just happen. My only thing is about ambient noise. Like we'd have to be
17:41 miked up really well. Well, yeah, we could use these really really dope mics. Yeah, the direction heirlooms. Yeah. So, they're pointed at us. You know, the technology is actually really improved. Well, right. But you that would we have to It's an investment. It's true. Budget cuts, dude. A little bit of budget cuts lately. We could pitch I'd rather we could pitch in our labs. Yeah. Bringing our labs, guys. B YOL. Bring your own labs. We got labs here somewhere. Wireless mic. Wait, like from back in the day or modern day? Dude, you can get modern day Amazon labs are like 10 bucks. I thought we liquidated the hell. You get those modern day ones that just magnetic ones. Those are great. The magnetic ones that just clip really small out the way. I bought some from Amazon. They're not really We got to get the road ones. We have We have a couple that work really well. We just have to have one for each pair and we can't move
18:32 too far away from each other. There are so many solutions better than what we have. So that is correct. That's what I'm saying. We'll save it for another video. Huh. Perfect. And then we can stretch that one
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