0:00 foreign [Music] welcome to another episode of careful boys we have with us Mr Jake Tran in the Hachi Jake Long Jake Long Train I have no idea what's happening okay so you've never seen Hot Seat no the show with the hot seat in the hot and the higher questions yep there it is wow Steve came up with that by himself wow so this is a little segment where all we do is we just ask you increasingly hotter questions that get a little more personal sometimes borderline intrusive nobody's ever left this show without getting canceled yep awesome yeah so you're in good hands so I hope you fulfilled every one of your career goals to this point this is it I mean how worse can it go that's a good attitude wait till the first question so our first question we always like to
0:50 start off with Bart who begins with the absolute coldest question imaginable take it away for SEO purposes SEO that's right how do you spell caterpillar backwards caterpillar backwards r a there's no way I could even keep track of it let me let me I don't even know how to spell kind of Pull It Forward a-l-l okay no no no no don't go yet don't go yet Kate Blanchett all right okay r-a-l-l uh e p a t a c you're I think you missed one so it's cat caterpillar with the eye okay unless that's caterpillar the brand he's
1:41 like no he's like okay what happens now wow absolutely nothing well now we get sidetracked and debate this for eight minutes we didn't have the budget the bud for slime to come pouring down that budget I'll recover you in caterpillars shall not be good oh what was your family life like family life um typical Asian parents so your dad beat your mom or no well you said typically right yeah typical Asian parents thought you know don't show affection to you and uh expect a lot of you you know my dad was surprisingly supportive all these content with me trying YouTube really my mom was not uh because when I started this channel I quit my
2:32 web development job that I landed at 20 years old and it paid like 40 bucks an hour which was like 80k a year if I did a full time damn at 20 years old I landed that job while I was still in college Then I Dropped Out yeah my mom was like super devastated that I quit that job because I had to achieve like everything that secured me yeah yeah yeah yeah but did you go like but Mom I have something way ████ better yeah that's gonna be cracking I was making zero dollars back then but do you slam dunk on her now like you never believe now she's like you know Jake I remember when you said you wanted to make like 10K a month and I totally didn't believe you and uh now she's she's like super
3:22 happy that's so cool she's so like open and like honest about that yeah you think she's gotten soft as she's gotten older oh sure because that happened to this guy I got something your parents got soft on you a little bit because as they're aging right you you've told us that they're my dad got softer but my mom got meaner I think that ████ menopause is just real Fair it is yeah be prepared for that oh that's true your parents are probably like 35 huh they're probably our age bro ████ sake what am I talking like their new age yeah what am I talking about that's what they're mad at they're like no you should be in web three you idiot no um yeah my parents have kind of just come to accept that I'm just gonna do whatever I want uh because I just like always rebelled against them and uh kind of just found my own way but yeah what's something you never told your parents before never told you you don't tell them a lot of things right yeah yeah a
4:12 lot of things um or what's something you might know you'll never tell them well if they watch this they're gonna find out they're not gonna watch this they're not gonna watch parents for some reason don't find this ████ nobody really does parents don't like this show oh you know uh no drugs and stuff oh they don't know that you've done drugs yeah don't blow up a spot dog damn yeah sorry Mom Dad does and stuff include eating stripper ████ not I'm just asking this question over here it's hooker ████ what's up I can either confirm nor deny okay I understood it's a good man you were recently in uh Tomorrowland yes how was that which is a massive Rave out world's biggest Festival world's biggest Festival bigger than EDC wow yeah where was that it was in Belgium yeah whoa
5:02 yeah so it was pretty interesting I've found the Rave culture here to be actually a lot better really I believe over there like festivals and Raves are a lot more common so I hear people like dress up they go like oh no they go all out they're like they get super ████ up yeah yeah uh outfits like that yeah and everyone's like overly overly nice over there people are just like we're less ████ up people seem like more sober normal outfits I agree but they're not taking enough ecstasy or something it's not a once in a lifetime thing than most people out there yeah exactly um yeah some people were on drugs but most people seem like just on alcohol or sober so it's like the La Fair well it's still it's still a good vibe yeah kind of like that yeah it was more like a spectacle it felt like Disneyland like giant stages naked and like they were ready to Rave
5:52 out and you're just like yeah it seemed like uh you can tell which ones were The Americans really oh yeah another thing that I found that was very distasteful um people don't seem to like Asians over there as much as over here really aren't as normal no yeah over there especially uh especially with French people like French people just like don't like they just don't like people what do they do what do they do to you they're like French people so um we were walking uh leaving the venue one night and uh my friend is Chinese and she accidentally bumped into a guy like this big french guy and uh she apologized and I he like made like Asian noises like like ching chong or something yeah stuff like that like bowed but was he like you was he being sarcastic or he was being he was being like he's being sincere do that sarcastic though do Asian did you guys French back to him like
6:42 we were walking away or else I would have like beat him up but yeah stuff like that small little things like that there's just no recourse for Behavior like that yeah dude the French are the worst anyway we dunk on them all the time yeah I I found that to be the case I haven't met and I'm not kidding I haven't been a single French person who was worth a second conversation yo French people who like move out of France and like move to America they're chill yeah they all right not in my book pal not not my not my ████ French teacher in high school my French teacher okay no one liked her dude I mean who likes language teachers that's true but this isn't my hot seat though have you seen that Tyler the Creator clip when he's in Paris and then this French uh like interviewer he's like so how do you like it in Paris and then he's all like it ████ sucks it smells like ████ everybody here is mean as ████ I don't like it we're not ████ doing this he
7:33 goes name one thing about Paris that you you know was new to you he goes nothing if ████ there's the style here just ████ and ████ people here are ████ 30 they stink it was so ████ I love how the interviewer just sticks to this question so he doesn't know what to do you get reacted in the moment and he goes into the second blood yeah so like what do you what do you love about friends and what do you not love about friends like I ████ hate it dude this ████ sucks it's like Nick he's like ████ blows here dude and then the reaction of the room was like everyone was like quiet and then all you hear is Tyler going like no are you are you ████ listening to me we're not doing this I hate it here dude I'm surprised the French camera guy was even getting this and he wasn't just like ████ off smoking a cigarette going on strike and ████ dude being a piece of ████
8:23 basically yeah that was my conclusion but French food is still very good really I thought it was so ████ what's your favorite French food grapes what's your favorite French food you know King their actual meals are like very simple like steak but fries it's like all their ingredients are Super Fresh and natural like it comes with a farm right next to it oh that's true yeah you oh yeah you're from Arizona you would think that's that's crazy fair enough that's not that crazy but is that your first time in Europe no um second or third oh ████ man of the ████ world uh what's your favorite place you've been to favorite place I've been to um you know America Still Feels Like Home
9:14 the most but I really like Amsterdam people bro Anthony I'm sick it's so sick people are super nice there especially the girls for some reason do they like Angels over there especially the girls I'm paying to have sex with me right they're like extra nice until after you come yeah they're like get the ████ out and I'm like what happened to the other girl that was like come here you're so ice cold you're a typical woman always there for the money that's all they care about but I kind of view that as like New York where it's like a Melting Pot but people are actually nice and the food is amazing there yeah uh super diverse mushrooms so many options of ████ you can eat too so you said uh your YouTube um makes pretty good money now and when you first I guess like were more financially well off what was the first thing you indulged in first thing I indulge then yeah cool um
10:07 baby extra extra large extra extra large version it's a Vietnamese tapioca dessert I mean I bought my pear I still draw the same car I bought my parents a house oh ████ that's pretty tight your biggest accomplishment wasn't even for you it was for like your family that's really dope though well to be fair um he went on a hooker bench first and then to be fair uh buy the house like Main Financial sense uh for the situation we're in and uh I'm a minimalist so I don't really like possessions I don't want to have many possessions so cool it's not all altruistic nice you don't collect things no you have no you're not you know Pokemons cars or nothing no so what are you gonna do with all your money if you keep making money don't
10:57 spend any of the money can I borrow some money yeah minimalist hey give me some money man ████ it's the 11th minute we're asking for money at some point I'll probably transition now and you know indulge more but yeah yeah what car do you drive 2012 Lexus 2012. ████ no wonder you don't need a car what are you talking about that's sick yeah yeah it's Gonna Last you forever yeah it's Gonna Last Forever it'll last you typical Asian car did um you said that your your dad lost his job because of the economic collapse of 2008 yeah does that in any way motivate your videos where you expose like establishment issues and governmental flaws um no it's like I don't give a ████ really frankly no definitely your Facebook saying I was like oh wow yeah I was like Wow Ryan I'll do something it's so interesting it's like yeah no ████ way actually the ████ away actually
11:49 so it's actually just a documentary he got fired for sexual misconduct it was just a coincidence he was taking upskirts shots of the chicks at work he had a GoPro on a stick what those two things are not connected huh wow what I was gonna say is uh um I mean my parents went through love the Vietnam warship so I always had like more of a Libertarian uh upbringing I guess like more independent so I was already kind of on that route and one good thing was like going through that you know it makes you like more frugal and uh more serious about like making money to support your family so not not sense but yeah so everyone kind of pitches in in
12:39 your family no um such as you how many how many brothers and sisters do you have an older sister you're older is she the ████ loser she's actually my assistant now exactly that was family business that's cool that's tight I keep the money in the family yeah hey that's dope that is how you do it yeah yeah you'll probably fight like crazy but you'll trust her you said you can drug her that you can drug your assistance a little hot tip about Hollywood he's an OG yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I produce a lot oh geez that's true though you can trust her and on top of that yeah for sketchy stuff yeah yeah yeah that's cool what's the hardest thing you went through in your life would you say hardest thing I went through
13:32 um probably just always feeling like an outcast in school like uh I hated High School Middle School elementary school did you get bullied yeah uh more so in elementary middle school it all felt like Belgium terrible delivery for like miso soup it was not miso soup why because you're getting the wrong food in the wrong country you gotta get the waffles Belgian waffles they literally taste like waffles oh Belgian fries yeah it tastes like waffles they literally just taste like fries really terrible food so you're bullied in high school or you just felt I uh not so much bullying in high school I just felt like I just like didn't belong at all like mindset wise like everyone's immature or like the things that they're into it's not where it was High School in OC uh it was in Arizona oh in Arizona okay yeah so um
14:23 no just didn't feel like I belonged anywhere and um I was like super awkward at the time so really like the only place I ever felt like I belonged as a kid was in Taekwondo uh that was like the first place where I felt like I had like a community and you know I gained like leadership skills and stuff I did Taekwondo as well let's fight and this is the part of the video where we fight 15 minute Mark two guys just kicking the ████ out of each other put your best down below [Laughter] so yeah like taekwondo is where you found a community yeah because uh so I got into like three fights in Middle School um so my dad was afraid I was 33 oh three okay I was like damn dude you're a gangster no I lost like two wow so it's
15:15 uh one and two amateur record but uh yeah my dad was afraid I was gonna become the delinquent which was a reasonable thing to worry about sure yeah so he put me in Taekwondo and I kind of like fell in love with it right away and uh kind of just like grew from there I became an instructor but then uh like started helping out and stuff did you get into a fight after you learned skills yeah and you do a back spinning heel kick on their head it was strange it like immediately changed my demeanor so I just like stopped to stop getting bullied after that what part of your demeanor did it change uh just gives you confidence because uh one thing Marshalls does well is that it gives you it gives like kids little wins like multiple little wins every single class they go to so it builds their confidence uh really really well so I guess it kind of just changed my demeanor I came off more confident yeah so I just stopped getting picked on
16:07 well we've reached the 16 minute 26 second mark this is probably really turn up the heat real hot these were like pretty easy so far yeah oh just wait dude wow we thought this was really hard already um no um so we got to talk about confidence right was there something about yourself confidence wise that was missing that you thought got filled in later that you kind of like like remember black and maybe seeing other people you're like oh I didn't like that about myself I can see you doing that yeah um so I was picked on in school and uh a lot for my sister growing up your sister picked on you yeah ████ ████ you mean your assistant picked on you you know what I'm saying yes uh so it just made me like very not vulnerable like I just wouldn't share my feelings at all in like any way shape or form she would just dunk on you or something yeah sisters are the worst
16:59 dude he's got a bunch of them I got a bunch of people I got a sister you hate them too I don't hate them when you're a kid they ████ they dunk on you yeah so uh I was like very not vulnerable at all and it just made it really hard for me to make friends or connect with people or like connect with girls or whatever so it wasn't until I read the book models um which is a kind of like a pickup book but it doesn't teach you like stupid stuff to say it teaches you basically how to be more attractive by being more authentic and more honest and more vulnerable so that book really changed the game for me so after that I like slowly like kind of like chiseled my way out of that you mean vulnerable isn't like if you expose yourself you felt that they were going to use that against you yeah oh because like if I share something yeah sisters ████ love that ████ they'd be like tell me your problems all right I
17:50 remember that yeah yes I would never share my feelings or my insecurities or whatever wow yeah you just helped me heal some trauma right now dude awesome thank you I should be a therapist how do you tap into that Honesty for you um I don't know okay how do I tap into that Honesty yeah like what was the shift for you mentally like like because you read the book right but then you have to make you have to implement the move yeah how do you how do you do that how do I do it the book really sells you on why you should be authentic because uh like people connect with other people's insecurities and flaws um like you don't really connect with like people that come off like perfectly but you connect when people share like an insecurity that you may have and you like connect with them in that sense so it really sells you on the importance of it and uh it teaches you that you should uh take like tiny little baby steps here
18:40 and there to like gain some momentum don't try to ████ on a first date is what they're saying yeah number one pickup line oh if you're I mean it can happen but like Don't Force It Don't Turn it away but but this is a pickup book huh it's like a dating advice book yeah did it help your dating oh absolutely yeah so if you had to find a way to make yourself more attractive to your mom how would you or your dad what kind of honesty what kind of honesty would you put up I would become a doctor or an engineer oh and then your mama just get horny off that yeah great answer just to piggyback on what Barbara's saying if you had to ████ your mom or your dad oh my God and you have to do it or or yeah and you have to do it the choice this is what the this is the question we asked all fans on Jacob
19:30 what's been the best answer no it's it's always it's you you always ████ your dad it's not usually the answer it's who you pick and then the explanation why the best answer so far was from Anthony Lee he's a famous dancer he may maybe have heard of him before do you know anything he's a kid he's a noodle salesman he's a shoe salesman a cobbler he also he's mostly a cobbler he's also suffering from copen right now on top of this ████ he he opened up to us about how about how edible it would be for him to have sex with his mother she's always at the Hops and he started crying and we all thought it was actually really beautiful it was very sweet it started off as a joke and then it got really rude it was really nice yeah yeah and he said that he would take her missionary style but in a loving way and we all and we all hugged him afterwards it was really beautiful yeah so he could look into her eyes yeah
20:20 because he loves his mother piggybacking off of that well how would you answer that question how would you ████ your mom your dad and you can't answer you don't have to be a shoe salesman or anything or cobbler there's no prerequisites for a good answer Mom or Dad yeah that's a hard choice you gotta ████ on them pretty good too we all had to answer this yeah and if you don't both you and uh your parents are dancers yeah oh yeah we didn't tell them that there's like a gun to their heads and you don't do it out of pleasure but you have to do it I'll go with Mom okay because Dad you would have to sedate the butthole yeah you're not a bug guy [Laughter]
21:12 you wouldn't ████ your dad oh you're not a black guy my dad's got a great ass man let me tell you it's the cheeks so that's why you wouldn't ████ dad yeah no other issues just that got it man I know a blue man when I see one he's not too much into 807. hey Bart good follow-up good follow-up important follow-up real good journalism there so you're not a butt guy foreign
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