0:00 because he's done it before you mean uh not Ste J J Cameron man the whole time I would have been there with Steven skiber so guess what's happening again the Titanic submarine tour is going to be starting up what yet again same company no those guys are dead oh no they're not dead uh so this time it's a real estate billionaire his name is Larry Connor and he's uh what's with billionaires always trying to go into the Titanic you got if you can't go up go down he's uh he's from Ohio he's invested 20 mil into developing a new twers Submarine that's going to be designed to plunge the 12,400 Ft underwater in order to holy ████ and and this time it's a Xbox
0:50 controller they're moread of a Logitech one so he's partnering with Triton submarine company who he's already done submarine Dives with uh he did one that went over twice that depth really that's pretty crazy so this should be easy then right easy you better not die on this one it's easy mode so uh Ocean Gate the company that used to do it they were charging what 250k per person I think yeah um this company it's going to be costing 750k cuz this one you're going to be alive this one you will live you will live maybe crazy price for life or your money back you know what I do want to see is those um underwater creatures that glow oh like you know when you they look like aliens the ones with the lamp thing and their teeth are like this yeah
1:40 you like that and then they glow to like tantalize other fish and then they're like What's that sparkly thing and they go I also want to see like a giant squid yeah bro you know there's colossal squid that even bigger than giant squid what's bigger than giant no colossal squid are like supposed to be as big as whales but they haven't been able to to find one because they hide in the Kass how do they know they exist cuz of the suction on the whale the whale that's how they know it like that's how the hickeys the whale hickeys they're like you know they they ████ yeah but they're each other's prey which is kind of crazy they kill they eat each other wait what colossal squid look up oh my God apparently they're even bigger than those that's like a giant giant squid Giant's colossal squid colossal is the size of a Bo apparently colossal squids are uh like predators like sperm whales
2:32 haters y all haters man that's a small squid that's a tiny little itty bitty squid you're wrong that one what the ████ Ryan why you did you even show us that one this one all right here's here's one it's literally the same one there's no picture of a colossal squid that one they don't have any they're drawings this says that it's it says it's a colossal squid well just because someone made it on a PDF and typed Colosso on the jpeg yeah you should know this right the tentacles don't look that I'm sorry it's just Colonial squid hey hey Ryan I I saw this on a Tik toon my sources are pretty good tentacles don't look that big on that one no that's that's not even that Colonial colossal squid I'm not even going to try correcting them are you looking at hentai I'm looking at hentai and I got a boner so let's move
3:22 on uh would you guys go on the submarine 750k what if okay don't shake your head so fast if someone paid if someone paid for oh that's better than what I showed what the hell is this look how big that is dude look that's just random Vector art from Fiverr can you stop being so mad that's the one we're talking about no I'm mad okay would you go if I'll go okay that was easy would you go if you had a coupon and they were like come for free CP no the way I would go is if we do it in baby steps I'm going full on cuz they already did the baby step they went 40 they went double right so that's 40 over double they've gone 40,000 they went down the Mariana Trench yeah they went to the What's called the uh the CH Challenger marijuana trench but I'll
4:14 only go if Steven Spiel go with me why you want to hit on him because no because he's done it before you mean uh not Ste Cameron man the whole time I would have been there with Steven skiber I would have been ins side like isn't his tight dude so how was it like he asking him the questions that are old making the Titanic he's like so here we are again huh how's it feel I bet you're not nervous he's like so Joe why' you want to come with me huh and I'm like but when you made the Titanic he's like i' love to Avatar one and two how' you know I made that oh my God that would have been pretty funny space you'd rather go to space much I'd rather there's no animals in space I'd rather go to the Titanic over space bro space is BU I know i'
5:04 rather go to space they would have told us you think they would tell you no okay the only reason why I would go to the mo Happ is if there's a back space station and there's real aliens but there's no evidence of that yet there is evidence of you go deep into the ocean there's random deep sea creatures that's fine but like you never want to see Earth from space's person I can't it's called Google Earth yeah duh it's boring anywhere in the world I can also see deep sea creatures on Google on Netflix too yeah you're helping her AR with you AK okay yeah true sometimes I just turn off all the lights and watch that yeah yeah see I would rather go to space because when you go deep enough the vastness is like it's like this far the second you can't see past this that's it whereas if you
5:55 go to space the vastness is about how far it goes that's a good you want to see Christmas lights that sounds lame got it yeah that's you want to go see Christmas lights you want to see ET the ride the views are better much better okay fine much but there's no air by the way there's no air I think I also think if I go down deep enough like there's like a part of it is like a lot of anxiety probably yeah going up is a lot of anxiety anxiety both ways it's probably still got to laugh it's probably shorter and it's so much more intense that you're not thinking about like the fear of nothingness but when you get out there there might be a euphoric payoff and and the lack of gravity that's fun yeah there's lack of gravity down there too yeah but you don't get to not in the the tank that the anti-gravity aspect what okay what about if we look at worst
6:45 case scenario for both situations you don't start floating in your submarine you go to space and you die in space that's probably way worse of a death than no are you no listen listen listen you're getting crushed by a can when you're when you're down below in in the water like 12,000 ft you you implode before you feel any pain so you don't even feel it you just you just explode you same thing up there you're zero oxygen you literally your eyeballs popud in gravity you're dead n dud ████ she didn't die in Gravity remember there's no gravity your body you're ████ spoiler damn bro no you want the spoiler he dies about this how do you die in space like this we're going to do both we're going toir oxygen space we're going to hit the moon okay
7:35 we're going to walk around Bounce Around play in the moon Titanics now time to come back all right we go back land in the ocean and then go all the way down and then you get then you die from the pressure then you go back up okay cuz when you when you have to go back in the ocean anyway might as well it's a ████ it's it's a Barstow stop two for one you might as well go all the way through you have more space in space right like you have more space ocean no because you're in this tiny little submarine it has to be small because of the pressure you're in a spaceship yeah spaceship submarine if you guys could would you do both or no yeah I would do both cuz I still love Titanic story as well and the movies Leo's tight and that ████ anyways he pretends that he's Rose I pretend I'm Rose all the time he's a lesbian so it's a random we go all the way I can lift more
8:26 than we go all the way down right we see a Titan and in essence you're looking at death oh you go all the way up you look at the Earth you get a feeling of life right thank you do you or do you look at more depth death depth death it depends on which way you're looking if you're looking at Earth fine right that's like going to the Titanic to look up at the ████ at the Sun from the bottom of the ocean you do that go to the Titanic to look up you go to the Titanic to look down that comparison looking at Earth from his space is like looking at the sun from the bottom of the barely see it yeah I'm trying to
9:18 look at Saturn I'm trying to look at the Moon you guys are ████ looking back man oh I bet you your life is full of regrets to looking back in the past looking back all the time I'm trying to look at Saturn that s███'s still G to be far as ████ he's like where is it you act like you're hella close to it just cuz you're outside the atmosphere would you go I can see Venus dude future like a elementary school map would you would you go to this okay let's say you go to space you can go to the bottom of the ocean center of the earth oh Center but if magma isn't going to kill me and it's really like the movie Journey to the Center of the Earth where you can see the dinosaurs all that yeah a th% I do that the most dumbest
10:11 answer ever but you know why it's there's no reference of it like I don't know what the ████ is going to be that's a good that's a good reason Joe's going to go to S of Earth look for Jupiter [Music]
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